>>507299346 (OP)Why don't you guys make your own jobs?
Literally learn any skill, buy some tools and just market it yourself. In uni, I was making $50/hr detailing car interiors by spending 3k on a professional steam cleaner and supplies. Made my money back in a few weeks.
Hell, get hired at a wagie job at minimum wage painting houses, cleaning, etc and learn all of the products, clients and procedures and just quit in a few weeks later. Paid training by the competition.