Post yfw you're NOT a zoomer that's going to get drafted.

>>507306414 (OP)
did a zoomerchad fuck your wifr

zoomer here
nothing ever happens
end
>captcha: P0G

>>507306414 (OP)
War is for culling dangerously based genomics, zoomers wouldn't be sent. Only high testosterone men are sent to die, because they are the subverters during hard times.

>34 year old canuck
>definitely would not pass any physical exam except for lifting if that's a thing
If somehow Canada does a draft and forces me in I'm executing my squad mates.
I refuse to die for kikes.

>>507307170
>physical exam

I have duck egg size testicles and the look on their faces is so satisfying every time, it's pure jealousy. They're not even good nuts I have average test, but still, lol.

>>507306414 (OP)
you gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul

>>507306414 (OP)
Late GenX waiting for all the zoomer sluts with daddy issues looking for daddy solutions after all their male peers have died for Israel.

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>>507307675
would.

>>507306935
This. See pic related, longish read but worth it.

>>507307417
Based as hell.
Millenialchad here. I'm going to specifically target girlfriends of drafted zoomers and pump them with cum while their goycattle faggot broccoli haired peg-legged useless boyfriends are getting ass raped by sandniggers.
Gonna make sure to get a few of them pregnant too in case some of the cucks survive so they have to care for my kid.
Kek.

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>>507306662
Death in the desert awaits zoomy.

>>507308201
Thankyou for posting this, fucking SAVED

>>507306414 (OP)

I'm not looking forward to a full war effort even if I'm not drafted. Being locked in place and having most everything shut down is gonna suck

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>>507307310
>They're not even good nuts I have average test, but still, lol.
I also have huge balls but low T. Son of a bitch hypothalamus not commanding the machinery to do its job properly is a real pain

>>507306414 (OP)
Feels good not getting drafted to fight for israel by Israel like every US jew, you're getting called up first shitdicks.

>>507306414 (OP)
They can try to draft me but I'll just refuse to follow orders or do any of the training. If I go to jail it's still better than dying in some third world shithole.

>>507307417
same AF, we're gonna be raking it in brochowski

>>507308564
Correct.

>>507306414 (OP)
In Ukraine they were drafting as old as up to 60. You will be mobilized and turn into goyim meat chunks and there is nothing you can do about it. It is your fate, you were born for the meat grinder, to die for our benefit like the goy slave you are. The goys yearn for the meat grinder, they yearn to be turned into meat chunks

what are some historical investments I can look into from nam era for those old enough to not get drafted?
obviously once all the zoomers are drafted and culled there will be huge economic opportunity for chads like me

>>507306414 (OP)

nothing ever happens, two more weeks, etc.

>>507306414 (OP)
>The average age of a soldier in Ukraine is 43

>>507306414 (OP)
What was that? I myself am eager to join, for real, for real no cap, but I have a cap LMAO!

>>507306414 (OP)
millennials are gettig drafted, too

I already served.

>>507306414 (OP)

We're all going to have so much fun, guys.
While zoomers are getting blown to bits we'll be drinking and playing Vidya and getting BJ's by zoomettes...
We've all made it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Parade starts in 17 hours :)

>mfw israel is wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow

>>507306414 (OP)
>economy slumping
>excess male population causing trouble
>???
>war breaks out
>I'm an unc over 30 and safe from drafting
>young Z going to become cannon fodder
lol. I'll enjoy the thriving wartime economy and buy myself a few houses. Bye bye zoomers.

>>507309084
Fucking exactly man.
All the empty homes of the drafted zoomers are going to go up at a bargain bin price. There's going to be a major influx of housing during WW3.
COZY times and the endless smells of freshly fucked zoomette pussy is just ahead boys!

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>>507306414 (OP)
I might sign up. I was infantry at the height of GWOT. I've been talking shit on zoomers for well over a decade now. How can I continue to talk shit in good faith if I don't fight their war for them as well?

>>507308913
No you'll be working 12 hour shifts in the factories making drones, booze will be in short supply and electricity and bandwith will be rationed "For our boys out fighting" so you won't be playing much Vidya. In total war the whole country participates even if you aren't actually the ones getting shot at

>>507307170
>draft and forces me in I'm executing my squad mates.
How often does this real situation happen even? What would be the best course of action?
For future references, should I ever feel suicidal.

>>507308201
This taught me nothing I didnt already know about loans. And the draft thing is retarded because only 400k americans died. Thats nothing.

>>507310030
Don't get on the bus or in the paddy wagon. The "killing squad mates" meme is fed demoralization, same as "we're all gonna party and have sex and have fun while only young people die" meme.

You murder-suicide BEFORE you get snatched, and make sure the press gangers dont get away scratch-free. By the time you get a military uniform on, you fucked up bad and are way too late.

>>507310334
I got no firearms law here tho..

>>507310489
You'll need to be creative in making sure human traffickers pay a price and look over their shoulders when they go door to door to snatch people.

>>507308671

R A R E F L A G!!!
R A R E F L A G!!!
R A R E F L A G!!!
R A R E F L A G!!!
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Gumbro, very sorry for what we did to you guys in the war but cool you posted!

>>507307170
Don't kill the poor sods that got drafted with you retard. If you're going that route at least kill your commanding officers.

>>507311195
Based. This.

>>507308045
I see your built for speed. If you were a nigger you'd steal TVs so fast.

Just not gonna do it, fight for Israel, that is... I KNOW I KNOW, I'M THE WORST, I'm just not gonna do it, is all.

>>507308648
Strap a bomb to yourself in Minecraft and suddenly either you live or the meatcatchers are taken with you. The frontlines are a guaranteed death sentence anyways, so you might as well take some meatcatchers with you if they're going to try and take you

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>>507306414 (OP)

Eh, if someone tries to draft me, someone's going to get seriously hurt or die, whether that be me, them, random people walking by, can't tell ya. I don't fear death nor do I have a lot I'm holding on to in this life so I'm not going to sit here and try to talk like Billy Badass or whatever but I'm just throwing it out there, it's going to be bad.

>>507306414 (OP)

I am 29 and have schizo-affective disorder. I am not getting drafted kek. Have fun in war.

My face right now.

>>507306414 (OP)
Confound your lousy toll, troll. Ssssssssssssssssssss. God damn it. Stop laughing at me.

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>>507306414 (OP)
>trusting gen z males under 20 with WAR EQUIPMENT

this will end well

>>507306414 (OP)

I turn 27 on Sunday will they come for me?

>>507306414 (OP)
Hey how you doin'?

>>507308721
No shot that I'm going to fight overseas for kikes.
I'll become an innawoods domestic before that happens.

>>507308481
lmao

>>507312689
Pretty sure I've got it on medical records that I had a full panel for depression by some 25 year old female therapist. I'm in the fortunate position of being able to dismiss that diagnosis if it fucks with getting clearance for a border job, and embrace it if it means I'm avoiding a draft.

Thanks for saving my life you dumb bitch.