what kind of a American draft dodger are you, anon? - /pol/ (#507309893) [Archived: 1154 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: LTbBEW8c

6/14/2025, 7:27:32 AM No.507309893

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Anonymous ID: 9tRYEjcO

6/14/2025, 7:28:35 AM No.507309958

>>507309893 (OP)
Jewish one

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Anonymous ID: TqlYALg6

6/14/2025, 7:29:41 AM No.507310032

The kind that rigs up booby traps

Anonymous ID: sInDR2tT

6/14/2025, 7:30:11 AM No.507310069

>>507309893 (OP)
The shoot the draft enforcers through the door kind. I'm going out on my own terms. Fuck Israel.

Anonymous ID: q4cLaRR7

6/14/2025, 7:32:10 AM No.507310180

>>507309893 (OP)
nerve damage finally paying off. Ain't gotta do shit.

Anonymous ID: OhW+9H+W

6/14/2025, 7:35:05 AM No.507310370

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>>507309893 (OP)
The too old to draft one.

Anonymous ID: B3f1B8Y/

6/14/2025, 7:36:01 AM No.507310427

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welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

Anonymous ID: TWf3OIN6

6/14/2025, 7:36:25 AM No.507310449

I'm vegan.

Anonymous ID: rQuLlZq7

6/14/2025, 7:37:28 AM No.507310519

>>507309958
You will die before I do, I guarantee it.

Anonymous ID: TO5sjRuq

6/14/2025, 7:38:07 AM No.507310545

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>>507309893 (OP)
The w
One in his late 30s with alcoholism

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Anonymous ID: I1+Jki1C

6/14/2025, 7:38:57 AM No.507310596

>>507309893 (OP)

I greet the personel in for some coffee while I wear a soiled stinky diaper

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6/14/2025, 7:39:22 AM No.507310614

13th 2

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>>507309893 (OP)
>Read'n kind.

Anonymous ID: 3H3+U+8l

6/14/2025, 7:40:27 AM No.507310675

>>507309893 (OP)
South american

Anonymous ID: HrwINqrU

6/14/2025, 7:41:44 AM No.507310736

1749830934365715 no-nope

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>>507309893 (OP)
I'm not dodging shit I'm just going to tell them no straight out. Idgaf

Anonymous ID: 2/CYAV2P

6/14/2025, 7:42:59 AM No.507310810

>>507309893 (OP)
I;m jewish, I will not receive a draft notice, I send them to white men.

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Anonymous ID: aQhRlP4j

6/14/2025, 7:43:58 AM No.507310862

>>507309893 (OP)
all whites are cheering for israel

Anonymous ID: HrwINqrU

6/14/2025, 7:44:16 AM No.507310881

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>>507309893 (OP)
Always remember dodging the draft if it's good enough for president Trump it's good enough for you.

Is Captain bone spurs really going to try to Institute a draft I sincerely doubt it it sounds like Jewish cope and Hope sorry kikes no American help coming.

Anonymous ID: SQTZzJck

6/14/2025, 7:44:48 AM No.507310913

>>507309893 (OP)
Already deleted a recruiting ad and kept my loved ones away, redpilled, and warming up to religion. Start draft dodging today anons!

Anonymous ID: HrwINqrU

6/14/2025, 7:45:44 AM No.507310972

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>>507310596
Sit down with them then excuse yourself cuz you have to use the restroom but don't stand up just start shitting your pants right where you're sitting

Anonymous ID: pC2ec39d

6/14/2025, 7:46:48 AM No.507311035

>>507309893 (OP)
Sasquatch kind

Anonymous ID: x0Qi1Qtz

6/14/2025, 7:48:11 AM No.507311122

>>507309893 (OP)
living overseas kind

Anonymous ID: NHrV1rtd

6/14/2025, 7:51:34 AM No.507311303

IMG-obese

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>>507309893 (OP)
Obese

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Anonymous ID: zhdoNICy

6/14/2025, 7:51:42 AM No.507311312

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>>507309893 (OP)
Unfortunately, I just found out I identify as transgender. Argh! I would love to serve, but I'm just not allowed. I just cant, so bummed! I'm just going to have to sit home and dilate, while you brave boys (male) die for Israel.
Wish I could be there, but they just won't let me.

Aaaahhhh welll.
Besides, someone will have to stay back and protect all of the womenfolk. I mean us. Us womenfolk need protection.

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Anonymous ID: 0cLTadVg

6/14/2025, 7:53:07 AM No.507311368

>>507310545
knock it off you degenerate paddy

Anonymous ID: 0cLTadVg

6/14/2025, 7:54:59 AM No.507311454

>>507310810
1.5/10

good idea, your selling point is absolute nigger tier shit bad

like stinky wetback dollar bargain store bad

Anonymous ID: jUeMNGob

6/14/2025, 7:58:54 AM No.507311706

The tranny kind. Thank you based Trump for not sacrificing me to isreal

Anonymous ID: 3ZK5JEhD

6/14/2025, 8:03:02 AM No.507311968

>>507309893 (OP)
Here’s the question, do they really want to recruit people to fight a war when hate of israel is at an all time high? Your average zoomer isn’t regurgitating neo-con “greatest ally” shit. Most of them are either ignorant or openly critical of israel. And if you train them to fight then either you’re going to end up with a bunch of israeli and U.S. brass getting fragged or straight up defection and collusion.

Anonymous ID: ufwMlYxJ

6/14/2025, 8:03:16 AM No.507311982

>>507311303
THIS DUDE IS A FAG LOOK AT HIS PINKIE REAL AMERICANS GRIP THE HOG
GRIP
THE
HOG

Anonymous ID: 0zElJ/IV

6/14/2025, 8:12:14 AM No.507312517

noone cares

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>>507309893 (OP)
The kind that doesn't need to dodge a draft that won't happen. Either join the military or don't, anon. Noone cares.

Anonymous ID: M6rFbAAQ

6/14/2025, 8:14:03 AM No.507312652

>>507309893 (OP)
I'm gay

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Anonymous ID: 4PuCOrue

6/14/2025, 8:15:23 AM No.507312726

>>507309893 (OP)
I'm an old cocksucker. Too old to draft. You young-uns will do well.

Anonymous ID: tI0bp/5r

6/14/2025, 8:16:32 AM No.507312793

Why should any goy send their sons and daughters to die for pissrapel?

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6/14/2025, 8:17:38 AM No.507312869

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Anonymous ID: JNwoWlRA

6/14/2025, 8:17:42 AM No.507312872

>>507312652
too bad, army needs gays

Anonymous ID: OJHkieRx

6/14/2025, 8:18:54 AM No.507312932

canada_based

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>>507309893 (OP)
I'm Canadian

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6/14/2025, 8:19:23 AM No.507312969

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>>507309893 (OP)
The kind who doesn't answer the door.

Anonymous ID: 9dTRtuj8

6/14/2025, 8:20:32 AM No.507313048

draft dodging by shitting yourself

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>>507309893 (OP)
a pee pee poo poo one

Anonymous ID: uCIlKeQ+

6/14/2025, 8:23:25 AM No.507313241

>>507311312
I will also be staying behind as a stunning and brave trans woman. I'll have to continue protecting women while various ethnic minorities (men, ew) are drafted to fight and die for Israel while I continue working on my max reps and going to the gun range and working on my car. No reason that a stunning and brave trans woman like myself can't refuse to follow gender norms like eating dainty food and not having a beard and not fucking every veterans girlfriend I can get my hands on.

My fellow sisters need to be protected in Trump's America. I'm just the woman *teehee* for the job.

Anonymous ID: VCaI+Qys

6/14/2025, 8:24:19 AM No.507313297

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>>507309893 (OP)
The intelligent kind that knows
drone swarms = death & 15 seconds of fame in a rekt thread