I am an older, childless Millennial, despite having been married twice. My dad is almost 78 and takes 60 mg of Adderall a day because some doctor is willing to commit medical malpractice and pretend this geriatric man needs to take speed for his ADHD, which is a condition that does not exist.

I talk to him and he remarks how much more energy he has than me. Yeah dad, it's because I am not on amphetamines. That is what speed does. He legitimately believes he is taking them for medicinal purposes. All I am thinking is when he dies of a heart attack I will sue that kike doctor for all he's got.

I called him after midnight because I thought Father's Day was Saturday instead of Sunday. He reprimanded me for this. Sorry I don't have any kids, and weird you don't mind not having grandkids. Keep taking speed and talking about how it's fine as long as the brown immigrants are legal.

>>507312763 (OP)
You should take adderall with your dad on Sunday to bond. Use the excess energy to make him a nice dinner.

>>507312763 (OP)
I'll probably go to the beach for a while with my wife and sons, then come home and grill something while hanging around the pool.

>>507313296
leaf, i understand this is a joke, but i could never access his adderall. he ois a true addict and carries a bottle with 2 pills on him at all times and keep the rest hidden.

kike doctors have gotten my dad addicted to speed.

>>507312763 (OP)
Amphetamines are pretty fucking great though and not very harmful in the low doses found in ADHD meds. Also highly effective for actual ADHD.

>>507314312
Amphetamines are cool if you are under 45, in a modern first world country who works at least an upper middle class job that requires brain power instead of physical labor. If you are a geriatric, you are destroying yourself. You might be a person who would live to 100, but now you've got until 86 because you are elderly but want to prented you are in your 20s or 30s.

>>507312763 (OP)
someone needs to make that cabbage patch kid