I only drink coffee and smoke cigarettes
i dont even eat food much

meanwhile i go to work and everyone has a full course meal every work break. meanwhile im the hardest most efficient worker

WTF IS WRONG WITH HUMANS? DO PEOPLE HAVE TO CONSUME THAT MUCH FOOD ?

>>507317163 (OP)
bet you're spindly

Maybe your body is super efficient at squeezing every bit of every nutrient it needs while others shit everything out intact?

>>507317163 (OP)
>meanwhile, I'm the hardest, most efficient worker
Do you recall having been a picky eater since you were a young kid?

>>507317163 (OP)
>hardest most efficient worker
You're doing it wrong. Never, ever work hard in front of your boss.

>>507317257
Hes wiry, like a rabid prarie dog.

Why don’t my coworkers feel full and satisfied merely by sucking cock like I do, why are they so base

>>507317163 (OP)
Shut the fuck up and eat a Big Mac.

>>507317163 (OP)
You're definitely under 6FT tall, and most likely an absolute twig as well.

>OP is a manlet faggot addict wageslave

>>507317163 (OP)
For big shits , yes
Don’t you like to take big shits ?!

I'd smoke cigarettes if they weren't taxed to fuck, or if I had a drying shed to cure my own tobacco.

Love a cigar too, but again expensive.Black coffee + cigar = perfect breakfast.

>>507317163 (OP)
I was that way too, especially in grad school. Black coffee in the morning and I didn't eat until 1 or 2 in the afternoon. That was probably when I worked the hardest, averaging 10 hours a day. I was thin though, too thin. Marriage and two kids later I'm a fat piece of shit (normal weight) and my work ethic has fallen closer to normie status. Then again it was well known in our field that caloric restriction extended lifespan in every animal it was studied in.

>>507317163 (OP)
Quit both if you value your health. Once again, Hitler was right.

>>507318540
Hitler was a meth head junkie

>>507317163 (OP)
heh, could be they're bored, really sounds like you need to move on if you've reached ALL CAPS point though

>>507317725
Don’t let them get you down. They ARE base. Cock is all you need.

LOOK AT THIS POORFAG WAGIE WITH STOCKHOLM SYNDROME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQ

>y u no work harder for massa u lazy slave u eat food no work we need to work for massa

>>507317163 (OP)
Coffee and cigarettes are food. You need some proteins and carbs but the coffee and cigarettes take care of the rest. You aren't a real man unless you can live until 80 drinking coffee and cigarettes. And lots of alcohol.

>>507317163 (OP)
Why smoke cancer sticks?

You'll be spend countless medical bills for your throat or lungs, but you'll die from it anyway.

>>507318674
Meth is healthier than coffee and cigarettes, especially if it’s pure Walter White tier shit. It’s only bad if you abuse it like a nigger addict or if it’s mixed/cut with something else.

>>507317163 (OP)
>I'm the most efficient goy!
Clap clap retard

>>507317163 (OP)
both are appetite suppressants

>>507320129
>pic
kek