Thread 507343426 - /pol/ [Archived: 1109 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: PuMpmpEv

6/14/2025, 4:25:28 PM No.507343426

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What if Zelda was a girl?

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Anonymous ID: nD+Ai4zi

6/14/2025, 4:27:01 PM No.507343568

On my honor as a knight this freak will not play Zelda. On my families honor, my mother's name, on my fucking ancestors this tranny will not play Zelda I promise you with everything I have that this tranny will not get the role

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Anonymous ID: aWpCAxgN

6/14/2025, 4:28:56 PM No.507343747

>>507343426 (OP)
>ID: Pump
u wouldn't really, would u?

Anonymous ID: gCtyHiZq

6/14/2025, 4:29:14 PM No.507343776

>>507343426 (OP)
What if you don't consoom slop?

Anonymous ID: 7CXdu/vB

6/14/2025, 4:30:13 PM No.507343865

>>507343426 (OP)
lmao
>a nearly 2 decade old /v/ meme comes full circle in reality
mindblowing

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Anonymous ID: epsG05ve

6/14/2025, 4:31:22 PM No.507343982

>>507343865
We knew we where in the meme magic timelines a decade ago lol

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Anonymous ID: L/tCwb3w

6/14/2025, 4:32:05 PM No.507344036

>>507343426 (OP)
i wish i was a woman

Anonymous ID: S+MVRY/K

6/14/2025, 4:32:22 PM No.507344055

>>507343426 (OP)
what if this is a slide thread in an attempt to memory hole how iran blew IDF HQ the fuck out in tel aviv? wondering where all the footage went

Anonymous ID: yjtlZolO

6/14/2025, 4:32:52 PM No.507344108

Hahaha

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>>507343865
I'm just along for the ride.

Anonymous ID: hAomsmnv

6/14/2025, 4:32:55 PM No.507344112

YWNBAW now fuck off to your containment board

Anonymous ID: PuMpmpEv

6/14/2025, 4:33:42 PM No.507344186

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>>507343982
What group of people will they cast as (((gerudo’s))) /pol/?

Anonymous ID: DF6WjVb1

6/14/2025, 4:35:13 PM No.507344327

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>>507343426 (OP)

Anonymous ID: yyP6XggH

6/14/2025, 4:36:14 PM No.507344439

>>507343865
I actually want it to happen just for this reason.

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Anonymous ID: a3188QVO

6/14/2025, 4:38:50 PM No.507344657

>>507343426 (OP)
FOR THE FINAL FUCKING TIME, LINK IS THE BOY!

Anonymous ID: u7b6vn6V

6/14/2025, 4:40:22 PM No.507344783

>>507343426 (OP)
zelda is a girl u retard

Anonymous ID: CP7vcrTI

6/14/2025, 4:41:32 PM No.507344892

Gosling or David spade as link and we’re set

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Anonymous ID: 7CXdu/vB

6/14/2025, 4:41:44 PM No.507344904

>>507344439
same
itd be /v/'s equivalent of bane posting turning into that actual plane crash in baines with a tail number having 4u in it

Anonymous ID: gBR3jIdO

6/14/2025, 4:41:46 PM No.507344906

At the end of the game, Link discovers Zelda's penis.

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Anonymous ID: gBR3jIdO

6/14/2025, 4:44:25 PM No.507345144

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>>507344892
The Link we need.

Anonymous ID: u7b6vn6V

6/14/2025, 4:44:29 PM No.507345157

>>507344906
maybe the triforce was the feminine penis we found along the way

Anonymous ID: 71j6a5zW

6/14/2025, 4:44:36 PM No.507345167

>>507344906
and raises it above his head
*cue faggy flute*

Anonymous ID: bkbG78al

6/14/2025, 4:44:49 PM No.507345182

>>507343865
This tranny is 20 something.
We were never talking about trannies being zelda on /v/ until some indian forced this meme, stupid newfag.

Anonymous ID: TnhxUrxL

6/14/2025, 4:45:09 PM No.507345217

>>507343426 (OP)
What if you were a girl

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Anonymous ID: gBR3jIdO

6/14/2025, 4:45:52 PM No.507345263

>>507345217
How can I be a girl if I didn't eat breakfast?

Anonymous ID: 1IB7cXDe

6/14/2025, 4:49:17 PM No.507345549

Plot twist: they still think "Zelda" is the name of the fag looking male elf protagonist.

Anonymous ID: KTM1bzij

6/14/2025, 4:49:23 PM No.507345557

Why does Samus have a gun in place of his arm?
Did Link use his sword to cut Samus's arm off?

Anonymous ID: 7XwThbMk

6/14/2025, 4:50:41 PM No.507345678

>>507343426 (OP)
>What if Zelda was a girl?
Zelda is a girl, Link is the boy..

Anonymous ID: KTM1bzij

6/14/2025, 4:50:47 PM No.507345687

Why does Samus have a gun in place of his arm?
Did Zelda use his sword to cut Samus's arm off?

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Anonymous ID: MmunGhlK

6/14/2025, 4:51:41 PM No.507345775

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>>507343426 (OP)

Anonymous ID: /OoX+uf6

6/14/2025, 4:53:19 PM No.507345938

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>>507343426 (OP)

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Anonymous ID: MmunGhlK

6/14/2025, 4:56:15 PM No.507346201

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>>507345687
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario (here on referred to as the Mario Brothers) caused it, actually. The Mario Brothers were fighting a giant monkey kong who threw a barrel through Samus' window. Samus had to get his arm surgically amputated.

Anonymous ID: 9rtL5r3w

6/14/2025, 4:56:47 PM No.507346246

>>507343426 (OP)
Zelda is a girl. That tranner is not though

Anonymous ID: n/pgxCTY

6/14/2025, 4:57:25 PM No.507346302

>>507343426 (OP)
look the filthy 4chan pedo moderation are raiding with their groomed again

Anonymous ID: txjHhYHN

6/14/2025, 5:00:30 PM No.507346604

>>507345938
man I hope she gets well I also have periodic nausea and blackout episodes every now and then

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Anonymous ID: MmunGhlK

6/14/2025, 5:01:25 PM No.507346686

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Anonymous ID: 7CXdu/vB

6/14/2025, 5:06:14 PM No.507347175

could metroid kill halo? they both kill alien and dont afraid of anything

Anonymous ID: KTM1bzij

6/14/2025, 5:07:11 PM No.507347256

>>507346686
Nintendo's Birdo was the first trans character

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Anonymous ID: /OoX+uf6

6/14/2025, 5:28:02 PM No.507349172

>>507346604
YEAH IMAGINE HIM TAKING BLACK SCHLONGS LMAO

Anonymous ID: MmunGhlK

6/14/2025, 5:28:20 PM No.507349201

>>507347256
>Birdo
>Trans

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Anonymous ID: 7CXdu/vB

6/14/2025, 5:31:35 PM No.507349535

>>507349201
yep
its canon now

Anonymous ID: 0IkC6q0x

6/14/2025, 5:38:11 PM No.507350212

>>507343568
You won't do shit.

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6/14/2025, 5:47:27 PM No.507351138

$#include <cmath>int main(){double dolly=.0001,horsey=0;for(int milky=1;;milky++){horsey=(milky%2==1)-horsey+.0001-horsey;dolly=exp(log(sqrt(horsey)));if(dolly<.0001)break;}return 0;}_thumb.jpg$

#include <cmath>int main(){double dolly=.0001,horsey=0;for(int milky=1;;milky++){horsey=(milky%2==1)-horsey+.0001-horsey;dolly=exp(log(sqrt(horsey)));if(dolly<.0001)break;}return 0;}_thumb.jpg

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what if she was designed for my fat white horse cock, oh she is

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Anonymous ID: rOARIpQV

6/14/2025, 5:57:33 PM No.507352124

>>507351138
Nice pp I have downloaded the webm and am going to masturbate to your penis and cute belly. I'm a gay man btw