How would the police catch a serial front door lock gluer? - /pol/ (#507349047) [Archived: 1117 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: +laU/IRvUnited Kingdom
6/14/2025, 5:26:53 PM No.507349047
rare pepe
rare pepe
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Anonymous ID: nA+wAGZdCanada
6/14/2025, 5:29:26 PM No.507349322
>>507349047 (OP)
Bait & trap her/him
Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:29:57 PM No.507349377
>>507349047 (OP)
Bush camp on a tree, alternately telephone wire cam. Possibly a drone. Assuming youre doing it to the same locks.
Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:30:58 PM No.507349462
Parks Canada puts up bush cameras all fucking over the place and youre actually under surveillance from random unknown areas the whole time youre in the bush.
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Anonymous ID: D2ObXjEgCanada
6/14/2025, 5:31:00 PM No.507349467
>>507349047 (OP)
Doorcams
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Anonymous ID: 1druF/AQUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:31:54 PM No.507349574
>>507349047 (OP)
You are on camera right now and will be until the day you die
Anonymous ID: KEgvbIVGIreland
6/14/2025, 5:32:00 PM No.507349582
it’s usually fairly easy to track a retard’s downy waddle gait. you didn’t forget UK govt looked at black mirror and said yeh let’s do dat. did you?
Anonymous ID: WJATyH5lUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:32:01 PM No.507349585
>>507349467
He can wear a mask
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Anonymous ID: 7WUewry3United States
6/14/2025, 5:32:05 PM No.507349591
>>507349047 (OP)
They don't have door cameras in the UK? Ring cameras?
Anonymous ID: eUBA3RFYKazakhstan
6/14/2025, 5:32:25 PM No.507349632
>>507349047 (OP)
That is a weird fuckin hobby.
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Anonymous ID: 7WUewry3United States
6/14/2025, 5:33:00 PM No.507349689
>>507349585
UK is a massive CCTV state they will just follow him camera to camera till he gets home
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chud ID: 9nHCKeeNUruguay
6/14/2025, 5:34:14 PM No.507349818
>>507349689
What if he goes down the sewers?
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Anonymous ID: 6CN0ck3PUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:34:15 PM No.507349825
Looking for posts the suspect made on 4chan, especially threads asking for input on how the police would investigate this kind of thing.
Anonymous ID: uOQnxXpLUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:34:15 PM No.507349826
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>>507349047 (OP)
>>507349467
This
You have to take out their security system first
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Anonymous ID: gMO10SsxUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:34:41 PM No.507349866
>>507349689
this. you may think "Oh the one camera didn't get me" but the 100 other ones see where you went off to and then another camera will pick back up where the others left off and go, "Oh hey there's the same pants and shirt of the guy that had a mask on before", find any cell phones that connected to nearby towers, etc.
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Anonymous ID: 7WUewry3United States
6/14/2025, 5:35:37 PM No.507349951
>>507349818
UK isn't like NYC where you can move around the sewers like the ninja turtles
Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:36:38 PM No.507350068
>>507349866
Look up the concept of quickchange.
Anonymous ID: 1druF/AQUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:36:47 PM No.507350078
>>507349826
That’s Tyrell, our infiltration specialist. In and out like a ghost, only thing he leaves behind are scratched up cameras and his kids.
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Anonymous ID: 7WUewry3United States
6/14/2025, 5:38:41 PM No.507350261
>>507350078
You would need a break in the surveillance cameras to do that
Anonymous ID: QJJD7fipUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:39:09 PM No.507350311
>>507349632
right? lmao
imagine asking someone what they did for fun
they just, like turn their head a little and kinda mumble" ah you know; i uh, i put superglue in peoples door locks"
>ah yea man thats cool bro, i like bowling
Anonymous ID: DkMMg7V2United States
6/14/2025, 5:39:19 PM No.507350332
anon
anon
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>>507349047 (OP)
>Hey fellow based anon frens!
>How would the police catch a serial front door lock gluer?
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Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:39:38 PM No.507350371
I was wearing a sweater in town one day when I saw a CTV media truck. I put a sign on it saying DRINK BLEACH COMMIE FAGGOT that I quickly wrote up on a piece of garbage in my car. He came back out as I was attaching it, and I got into an argument with him. Hes like can I help you, I said he was a communist propagandist and he started getting angry and shouting back, so I just kept saying why do you hate White people, why do you hate White people over and over as I walked down the street. He probably called the cops, so I got into my car which I had parked around the corner and down the street before doing this to avoid him identifying me. Took off my sweater while driving and turned the corner. Clean.
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Anonymous ID: WJATyH5lUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:42:21 PM No.507350647
>>507349689
1) layered clothing
2) never bring your phone
Anonymous ID: gMO10SsxUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:42:30 PM No.507350667
>>507350371
lol, not an actual investigation by law enforcement. imagine thinking changing shirt and pants is some magic mask. they analyze your height, built, gait, etc.
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Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:44:04 PM No.507350840
>>507350667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JASUsVY5YJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUqeBMP8nEg
Like I said its called quickchange and its used by the CIA.
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Anonymous ID: 1druF/AQUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:44:15 PM No.507350855
>>507350078
>>507350371
This is Miles, the face. Smooth operator, keeps cool under pressure and could talk his way out of getting wet in the rain. We’re building a team from the best of the best.
Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:45:41 PM No.507350987
>>507350840
>>507350667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLKttGK7jAs
Heres the Mossad using quickchange in a washroom to hide as they operate, by the time the cops figured it out they were on planes out of the country.
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Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:49:11 PM No.507351318
>>507350987
>>507350667
Hold on that had the right thumbnail but its not the whole video, gimme a sec
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Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:49:42 PM No.507351364
>>507351318
>>507350667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtdBGn7f2QY
There it is. Full op on cameras.
Anonymous ID: aZfmDqkuUnited States
6/14/2025, 5:51:05 PM No.507351517
>>507350371
look how much trouble faggot europeans have to go through just to argue with someone on the street
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Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:52:25 PM No.507351639
>>507351517
Its the commit suicide faggot part thats potentially over the line.
Anonymous ID: vtG94FZTCanada
6/14/2025, 5:55:01 PM No.507351896
>>507349462
I noticed this in forest areas in Southern Ontario.

Tons of cameras everywhere
Anonymous ID: ocn2aeCMAustria
6/14/2025, 5:56:59 PM No.507352076
>>507349047 (OP)
What does a lock gluer do?
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Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 5:57:48 PM No.507352152
>>507352076
You inject super glue into the key slot and then nobody can unlock the door.
Anonymous ID: hJIGUENn
6/14/2025, 5:58:48 PM No.507352261
>>507352076
He puts glue in a lock and it turns into cement u got to replace the whole lock and u can't use a key no more
Anonymous ID: m0fsQfhi
6/14/2025, 6:05:39 PM No.507352892
Its useful for more than just trolling. Say you enter a building then super glue the front door before closing it.
Anonymous ID: R++Jn3HvUnited States
6/14/2025, 6:24:02 PM No.507354634
>>507349047 (OP)
Breakaways with glue would be better
Anonymous ID: sdlgcz+LBrazil
6/14/2025, 6:25:25 PM No.507354779
>>507350332
This. Not doing your job for you, glowie.