“As of 6:59 pm ET nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity,” the account Pentagon Pizza Report posted on Thursday.

Not confining its analysis to pizza, the account noted three hours later that a gay bar near the Pentagon had “abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night”, and said this probably pointed to “a busy night at the Pentagon”.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/13/pentagon-pizza-delivery-israel-iran-attack

>>507364791 (OP)
what a surprise they're all fags. this country fucking sucks(dick(literally))

strip clubs are really stupid

Why are they all gay

>>507365037
They're men that hate women. It's not really a wonder why most conservatives are gay dudes.

>>507364791 (OP)
>Judeo Rubio
Wonder what AIPAC is going to tell them to come up with?

>>507365037
DEI

>>507365006
>>507365037
Is pizza a code for something?

>>507364791 (OP)
>Pentagon busy
>low gay bar traffic
Hmmmmm.....

>>507365037
American feds are fags and jews. This is who zogbots serve. They think they're fighting for righteous causes somehow under fags.

>>507365272
No, it's literal Dominos deliveries. Google shows hourly traffic, that got a boost and gay bars dwindled.

>>507365006
I mean would you want to work at the pentagon? Where other boys play? Yes, this implies being gay is preferable

>>507365619
You would have to be some kind of sub human to eat dominos like a degenerate.
Worst of the worst lowest of the low.
Totinos over dominos.

>>507365037
1)Being in the army is pretty gay
2)being power hungry and willing to be a bootlicker is something very effeminate

the food at Freddie's Beach Bar is actually pretty good. N-not that I would know or anything, haha

>>507364791 (OP)
do you think they have a beefeater?

they have a gay pizza party lol

glowers are just fancy wagies

>>507364791 (OP)
not so much in the Pentagon but there is mr. obama who openly with a transvestite basically a man who dress like a woman

>>507365619
How do you know it was Dominos and not Comet Ping Pong?

>>507366102
>totinos
never heard of it. did your boyfriend tell you to shill it here?

>>507365261
Spoiler alert
>no actual russians were involved in that story

>>507366262
Goyslop and cock-based diet only.

Are the pizza places that deliver to the pentagon all vetted?
I mean hypothetically couldn't someone poison the za? Lol

>>507366379
This guy has never been to a grocery store before.
Post your door dash bill.

>>507366472
kek, i mean someone designated to eat the food before they do to see if its poisoned. i guess they just use labs now

>>507366650
Not sure how it works. But you make me wonder if they have the equivalent tester for cocks at the glory holes these “gents” frequent when not working for israel

>>507365081
i used to deliver newspapers back when that happened. it was huge, huge, huge news - every paper, every channel, non-stop, for exactly one day, and then it never came up again.