It's happening. Ian isn't playing around this time. Israel might not last the night

>>507370348 (OP)
2 more WEEKS nothing ever happens

>ian
ian aint gonna do shit

>>507370348 (OP)
didnt they promise that yesterday

Ian got that dog in him fr thanks for keeping us posted bro

iDubbbz kicking off WW3

>>507370348 (OP)
>Ian
Ian's always been a bitch and errbody knows it cuh

I wonder which sides Cody, Dylan and Eric are going to find themselves on

this Ian guy needs to watch his fucking mouth.

>>507370348 (OP)
fuck you Ian

>>507370348 (OP)
Yeah tell them they can suck my balls

The only chance of the survival of an independent persian state is for them to nuke israel

>>507370348 (OP)
blah blah blah
unless Israelis receive the Gaza treatment, everyone watching will laugh at Iran..

>>507370348 (OP)
THE FLAG OF HEAVY ATTACKS

>>507370348 (OP)
Good, I hope 6 gorillion kikes die

>>507370348 (OP)
Oh no, I wonder what extreme action they will take, it must be tough choosing the color flag to raise.

>>507370348 (OP)
where is china? why do they not attack the weak white peoples?

>>507370348 (OP)
Bustanut Ian

>>507370348 (OP)
> a bunch of missiles backed by strongly-worded warnings.

Yeah, okay. It's beyond the point of "fucking do something" and it's clear Iran can't do anything.

Israel has air supremacy and is slowly dismantling the top brass. They're not leaving until there is full regime change.

>>507370348 (OP)
slow and heavy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-z7fNEsALA

>>507370348 (OP)
I support Ian over Isiah

>>507370468
visual confirmation of missiles towards israel and kindly kys while you're at it

>WW3 is a clowning nothingburger

I sleep

The Ianian revolution is soft

>>507370897
The Shah is gonna return.

IAN NO!

>>507370487
Ian here. I'm not doing anything.

>>507370897
Why are missiles hitting IDF HQ if they control Iranian skies?

What is stopping one of those missiles having a spicy warhead?

>>507370348 (OP)
Calm down, Ian.

>>507370645
I didn't know you still had them tranny

>>507370348 (OP)

Trump also gave Putin the famous "2 more weeks."

don't hold your breath.

>>507371153
Fucking go Ian fucking hurry up!!!

>>507370348 (OP)
(whispers)...14 days...

>>507370348 (OP)
lol it's 10pm and nothing's happening

>>507370468
fuck off kike

So 7 missiles hit some buildings?
While Israel carpet bombs Iranian critical infra?

>>507370348 (OP)
>vows

>>507371167
That was yesterday retard. Air superiority was realized today.

>>507371324
are you going senile?

must be the vaccine

>>507370348 (OP)
Iran spends so much time raising flags it doesn't have any time to attack anyone

So in a few hours all of the spam threads will be gone. Oy vey.

>>507370348 (OP)
Iran to shit in a smuggled Israeli toilet using Indian-provided weapons and thats it for this round.

>>507370348 (OP)

I just picked 10 pounds of wild North Carolina blackberries all along the stream in the woods. Miles of them.
I do not own any land of my own, so I have to use the creators land.
Bless up yall.

>>507370348 (OP)
Let's hope this Ian can come to his senses before triggering WW3

THEN FUCKING DO IT ALREADY BRO I'M BORED OF THIS ALREADY

>>507372458
Making some jam/jelly/preserves anon? I am looking to make some fruit pies in my air fryer. This is inspiration. 10 lbs. Fuck yeah.

>>507372650
Ian's a nigger.

>>507370348 (OP)
Please let this happen.

>>507370348 (OP)
nothing will happen

>>507370468
2 more years

>>507372458
>literal berry picker
based

>>507370348 (OP)
Let's go Ian, gas the kikes!

>>507371153
>ian does nothing
>wins

>>507372893
THE BALL POINT PEN OF DOOOOOOOOOOM

RAISE THE BIC BLUE FLAH

>>507370348 (OP)
>4 REAL
>4 REAL THIS TIME
>WERE NOT PLAYIN YO
>WERE NOT PLAYIN
>*popcorn fart of missiles actually launch

SEE!!!

>>507372458
black berrys are my favorite too :(

theres prob a ton off deer to shoot for venison right there also

>Iran hits central Tel Aviv and other spots
>JIDF coming out pretending like that didn't happen
Iran did show it has teeth yesterday.

>>507370348 (OP)
it's not going to happen. have you considered the possibility that you were lied to about iran's military arms and sophistication (or lack thereof)? have you considered the possibility that their military response might be commensurate with the response you'd see from a country with a similar GDP, like malaysia? how do you think malaysia would be able to respond? probably not with much.

>>507370348 (OP)
Who the hell is Ian and wtf is his problem?

>>507373579
It's likely we don't know the full extent of the damage due to the (((censorship)))

>>507370834
those were all twitter engagement farm posts, just like all those "military" accounts. no country will telegraph what it will do

>>507373804
This one's better with the blue paint

>>507373983
post it

>>507370348 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

>>507373184
That's right baby, that nasty little thing is going to write Israel right off the map!

>>507373579
Yeah, downtown was lit up kek. I expect more tonight. It seems they do this for us in prime time.

>>507370497
And then they carpet bombed tel-aviv lmao
>captcha: ARPG4

>>507370348 (OP)
Calm down Ian
(put me in sceencap plz)

>>507370348 (OP)
>It's happening. Ian isn't playing around this time. Israel might not last the night
>Country being helplessly bombed into the stone age will definitely destroy israel with uhhhh,
*checks notes*
>some lawn mower drones

>2020: WW3 HABBENING
>2021: WW3 HABBENING
>2022: WW3 HABBENING
>2023: WW3 HABBENING
>2024: WW3 HABBENING
>2025: WW3 HABBENING
>2026: WW3 HABBENING
>2027: WW3 HABBENING
>2028: WW3 HABBENING
>2029: WW3 HABBENING
>2030: WW3 HABBENING

>>507370348 (OP)
Why keep advertising it?

>>507370348 (OP)
Keep me informed. I'm in my hottub drinking a banana pine apple pinacolada.

>>507374557
Don't have too many and die like a boomer celeb anon

>>507370348 (OP)
Man fuck ian cabinet, you flip bitch

do it already faggots
you wont do shit
just like /pol/ in general

fuck niggers

>>507374092
DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND GARROTE YOU CARLOS

>>507370348 (OP)
>WW3
iran

lol

>>507370468
Momma dies soon in her sleep!

>>507375164
Not Iran, but Ian!

>>507374557
im loadin up my "lucky charms" (for warding off evil brown spirits like a talisman) and heading down town LA i wanna watch ICE round up these wetbacks, until they yell at and shoo me away

gon be great

>>507370348 (OP)
Based Iran
Wipe out israel and no more footnote into middle east

>>507375615
Based. California is truly a paradise infested with monsters.

>>507370348 (OP)
Extremely laughable. What weaponry do they have that can penetrate the iron dome and patriot missiles? Glory to Israel!

>>507370348 (OP)
GODDAMNIT IAN, I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF THE SAUCE

What they cannot prevent is the fact that nothing will happen. It's over because it never started.

>>507371595
in your mind, this is real.

>>507375868
one last poast before i go

all the car washes were closed around here because the beaners thought ice was gonna raid them LEL

im gonna hit the self service wash and roll on down, enjoy your tub n' drink fren

>>507375615
tackle a nig or a la raza bean if you get a chance

>>507370521
You should’a just fucked his gf like he asked you to

>>507370348 (OP)
OH MY GOT I BET THE LEADER OF IRAN IS LITERALLY WEARING THAT RING RIGHT NOW AND THERE'S A FLAG OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION FLYING IN THE CAPITAL
Nobody gives a shit, faggot. Nothing ever happens.
Iran can eat shit and die, Israel can do the same.

>>507376318
Ciao. Keep on trollin' brother.

>>507370348 (OP)
hmm is this war a distraction ?? too slow progress to be anything real

>>507370348 (OP)
Why are they announcing it?

>>507370348 (OP)
Why do you fags call every war world war 3. Wars happen, they always have and always will. We don't have the same structures of aligance that caused wars to escalate to world wars, so a simple war won't be anything more then just that.
Some slavs, and some middle easterners are killing eachother. As they have for the past 5000 years. What else is new?

>>507370348 (OP)
Goodspeed and TKD
Comfy times are only ahead

according to israeli official ( homeland defence minister or whats it called ) missile launch detected ( iranian ) impact expected in 15-30 minutes
10-25 from time of this post

>>507376940
Cause Ian doesn't play around

>>507373891
(((They))) are preventing anyone from photographing or even getting anywhere near the impact sites. Tel Aviv got rocked.

>>507376940
Becuse Ian doesnt fuck around

>>507376940
>Why are they announcing it?
Maybe it's to give outside countries a heads up, and a chance to silently consent

>>507370348 (OP)
OMG JUST 2 MORE HOURS GUYS!

USAF Jets just took off from Qatar

>>507371153
Yes, a typically Ian response.

They better glass it so half the men in this country don’t get sent to die for the rubble while getting spit on by the rat faced kikes who occupy it

>>507370348 (OP)
>lran vs Israel
>WW3

>>507370348 (OP)
If they're talking it means it isn't happening.

IT IS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkNTiIk5w4o

>>507370348 (OP)
TWO MORE TWEETS

>>507379609
God Bless the Land of the Aryans

>>507370620

>>507370348 (OP)
>Ian isn't playing around this time.
Ian?
You can't mean Iran since they are a fucking ragheady joke

>>507370348 (OP)
The best thing they could do is close the Hormuz strait and fuck up the energy market but they are too much of a pussy to do that.

OH COME ON
why not attack during daytime faggots i miss all the action everytime

>>507370348 (OP)
>Ian isn't playing around this time
You're goddamn right

Send Nukes or STFU IRAN

>>507376893
me again. trolling then for an hour

just a bunch of faggots walking around. they wouldn't even look at me (trying to hide phone)

https://files.catbox.moe/g1ksyf.mp4

>>507371104
>The Shah is gonna retu-ACK

I ran (so far away)

>>507370348 (OP)
WHO'S IAN?!

>>507370348 (OP)
who's ian?

>>507371153
Get off your ass and do something, Ian!

>>507371153
for fucks sake Ian you lazy bastard fire some fucking missiles

>>507370487
Ian here. You're right man

>>507387379
>OPERATION LOVEJOY GREENLIT
It's over

>>507370497
mossad is missing pieces of their HQ

>>507370348 (OP)
Bibi has already escaped to Columbia.

>>507370348 (OP)
hey Ian

>>507370348 (OP)
2 more cope flags, Ian.

>>507370348 (OP)
They'll both be fine but hopefully have their warmaking capabilities reduced significantly. Then the US and Russia can sweep in, make some bullshit unenforceable peace and leave it to simmer til 2027/28 when they go at it again.

>>507370348 (OP)
Not a goddamn thing is ever going to change, because I refuse it. You will suffer in torment with me until Gd sends me an Angel to bear my grief.

TWO
MORE
WEEKS

>>507370487
Ian here. You are wrong. I am actually taking a shit right now.

They said the same thing months ago when that Hamas dude got blown up by a flying GoPro

>>507370348 (OP)
Was thinking it was gonna be spectacular. End up with just bullshit. Show me an happen not the typical shit. Shit rolling for more of a wild ride if not just a fizzle

>>507389901
ha ,close enough.

>>507370487
>Not Ian here
I'm not doing anything either

China wins again

Israel's official announcement about the recent attacks given from their central command in Greece:

אתם הגויים, עבדינו. השתחוו ותענגו אותנו לאחר שתוותרו על כספכם ומוסרכם.

they said it also yesterday...

>>507389901
exactly the same with muh "LA riots"

its just a bunch of 20-something wetback kids and children of immigration fraud walking around

and a ton of literal faggots, like the most flaming-est child predator faggots you've ever seen that probably show up to every paid protest

what a fucking disappointment

>>507370487
I've got nuthin' left!

>>507370348 (OP)
>Hey everyone the desert inbreds are lobbing bombs at each other
Surly this has never happened repeatedly for decades

>>507372458
Wow chad, you are based. Sure wish wild fruit grew where I am. Everything is poisonous down here.

>>507370348 (OP)
Holy shit my fuck balls batman shit balls!!! It's happening!!!!! Two moar weeks bros!!!!

>>507374267
It is propaganda and vastly overstated how much the israelis have bombed iran. It’s mostly intelligence directing drone strikes on a couple leaders and and there. As well as drones being illegally launched from inside Azerbaijan, which BTW is an act of war and grounds for an Iranian foot invasion of that country.

>>507370348 (OP)
>Iran and Israel engage in slapfight
>"WWIII!"
Are you retarded?

>>507386691
Bot, they already did that yesterday, and they chased off a british cruiser today.

>>507370348 (OP)
There is no plausible way Iran could be a flashpoint for WWIII. You would have to be a complete moron to think that China or Russia are going to find sufficient value in Iran to involve themselves.

>>507376110
you can't be serious, i've been watching it live for 2 day, israel is on fire as we speak, iran has penetrated it countless times, they're launching 2-300 missiles at a time, and they haven't even used the big ones yet. Ronen Bar has just resigned, this is the end of Israel.

>>507370348 (OP)
World War 3 is a guerrilla information war with no division between military and civilian participation.

>>507370348 (OP)
they got a port with like 3 missiles. so much for all that tough talk

>>507370487
Which Ian?
The one from Fallout?

>>507371153

It's happening for real, but this time and only this time
TKD

>>507370348 (OP)
>Ian

One man can only be pushed so far..

Bong niggas be like “it’s pronounced Een” lmao

>>507393506
CHUDDAH NO-

>>507370348 (OP)
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT CUNTS IN THE DESERT ARE DOING

>>507370348 (OP)
Iran saying they will take action is beyond comical at this point

>>507370348 (OP)
Why don't they just do it? Constantly whining on Twitter just makes them look weak.

>>507370348 (OP)
They are waiting for the Mahdi, they won't do shit before he appears.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahdi

doubt his wife will let him do this

>>507370348 (OP)
Cool digits = It happens.
Lame digits = 2 more weeks.

>>507393274
>>507393506
uh oh

>>507370348 (OP)
I just flew over Ian's house

>>507371104
the shah? honestly, I don't get it

>>507370348 (OP)
>Tell them what your going to do
>retarded

they still havent even tried targetting civilian targets, despite israel targetting civilian apartments in iran
this shows nothing ever happens

if iran was serious they'd do what israel did in gaza - bomb everything tall and say there were tunnels underneath

iran isnt serious about it, they just want to do something to show off and they will go back to doing nothing as soon as israel stops bombing them - they want to do nothing israel just lets them nothing

>>507376494
There are fates worse than death... that's one of them.

What is true and the "happening" is that they have old missiles they don't want anymore in stock and to restock new ones so they're pretty much just dumping their garbage on israel to build a newer and fresh stock of missiles

>>507370468
>>507370487
If Iran had even one ball, they would put hypersonics into the Intel plants in Kiryat Gat, Israel, actually hurting their economy.

But they don't and they won't.

>>507370348 (OP)
Israel is evil and should be totally annihilated.