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Day 2

▶Latest:
Day: 2
>Israeli official says U.S. will join the bombing soon and destroy Fordow Uranium enrichment facility
>White House official says: "We cannot prevent what will happen tonight"
>Israel bombs Iran's largest gas refinery at South Pars gas field, as well as industrial areas in Tabriz and Tehran
>Israel says attacks on Iran are nothing compared with what is coming
>Iran fires ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv, 3 Israeli's killed

Day: 1
>Netanyahu calls on Iranian people to overthrow the regime
>Israel launches 2nd wave of airstrikes on Iran, targeting missile silos and air bases
>Most of Iran's chain of command are killed or missing in the initial strike
>Iran's Nuclear facilities destroyed and nuclear scientists are assassinated
>Israel launches operation codenamed "Rising Lion" says the campaign will take "weeks"

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>By posting in this thread, you irrevocably denounce the Tulmud, denounce the Torah, and believe that the state of Israel is illegitimate out of your own volition.

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/U_vB6sMbRb4?si=dDiLU5CHbyG9FjaG

TKD

Lookner air fryer watch

How do they detect prpeerations but dont bomb them immediattly? i mean if they see it why not bomb itt

>>507376947 (OP)
Nigger

Good luck Iran

vtubers

reminder, pakistan's longest range missle can barely reach israel. they would never risk it. don't take the bait.

MISSILES SOON FELLOW STALKERS

Alright everyone we're in imminent happening mode now. Please tune into Lookner and thank the mods. All other information sources are now invalid.

LGBtel-aviv cam is fucked. i think the kikes put an old loop of footage on the AP cam to hide their embarrassment

This better be good.

its over

https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/1933961296472625609

Jesus Christ is the LORD, Jehovah God Himself in the flesh.

John 5:46
For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me.

John 10:26 (cr: Ezekiel 34:11-12, 34:30-31)
But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep, as I said unto you.
>jews are not God's sheep = jews are not Israelites

John 8:44
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

1John 2:22-23
Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father.

Revelation 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

Satan is the ADVERSARY of Jesus Christ.
Jews are ADVERSARIES of Jesus Christ.
Jews say they are "Judaeans" (Judahites), but they are NOT, they lie, and they are a synagogue of the adversary (Satan).
They do NOT have the Son, therefore they do NOT have the Father.
God is NOT with them. God is with us Christians (Matthew 1:23).
2+2=4

I give it an incredibly low chance of Iran making any real damage

Despite all the time in the world to prepare prior

Their accuracy with missiles is impressive actually, but the payloads are a joke

TKD

I also denounce Hitler for not doing a holocaust.
Captcha: AX J HH

>>507376947 (OP)
Curse of the 8th Decade status?

>LOOKNER: "THERE'S SO MUCH HAPPENING. THERE'S TOO MUCH GOING ON"

>LOOKNER: "THERE'S SO MUCH HAPPENING. THERE'S TOO MUCH GOING ON"

>LOOKNER: "THERE'S SO MUCH HAPPENING. THERE'S TOO MUCH GOING ON"

>>507377061
Because Iran is smart and Israel is a fucking dumb air force only power

>>507377061
They probably don't have aircraft loitering close enough to act.

This thing is biggest overhyped nothingburger ever, so much barking for couple of rockets

>>507376947 (OP)
You didn't add lookner

Lookner is such a happooner fein kek

have you considered the possibility that you were lied to about iran's military arms and sophistication (or lack thereof)? have you considered the possibility that their military response might be commensurate with the response you'd see from a country with a similar GDP, like malaysia? how do you think malaysia would be able to respond? probably not with much. every time you see "iran" replace it with "malaysia" and you'll see how things make a lot more sense.

I live near orot rabin and there's nothing happening, no alert or anything so far.

>>507377179
He was streaming US protests

>>507377149

I want to light up a joint but it's much more dangerous to be high when ballistic missiles are incoming.

>>507377149
there's nothing happening but the wars. nobody cares if some politicians got popped or there are protests by a tiny fraction of the population.

>>507377168
well whats your excuse? why arent you firing missiles for our enjoyment?

>>507377223
sup

>>507377168
>first actual modern war in history
>lots of kino
>many places hit on both sides
>nothingburger
what do you WANT

>>507377124
True, but i give them kudos for actually trying

>>507377251
why?

>>507377061
Spies. Signals intelligence. Satellite intel. Who knows.

>>507377149
Bro, there is so much sports happening as well
>lemans 24
>f1
>ufc
>nhl

>>507377115
Sounds kino
Something exciting better happen. Im in kino withdrawal right now

OP needs lookner and waifu mascots like chip and chug have

>night
>nothing happing
it's over

>>507376947 (OP)
>usa is going to destroy nuclear enrichment facility
NO!
iran don’t fuck this up. you need to develop the nuke to drop on israel. ask china and russia for one.

I hope Israel vaporizes all the mudshits

>>507377281
Currently playing war thunder, Iran better wait till my match is finished

>>507377251
Why is that you get paranoia?

NEW: IRAN WILL NOT INFORM THE IAEA OF ANY NUCLEAR MEASURES FROM NOW ON — IRANIAN DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER

>>507377315
Because dumb shit tends to happen to you when you're high.

I WANT TO SEE TKD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>507377348
>>507377349
>>507377251
pls visit Prague

Focus on the bombs.

>>507377251
Your airports will be craters by the end of tonight. You should have left when you had the chance. Might as well get high.

Somebody hold me

what if iran already has a nuke...and thy just wait for israel to jump out of order

>>507377347
I hope both sides have fun

WE HAVE KEKING

> Iran Deputy Foreign Minister: If Israeli attacks end, we may return to the negotiating table
> Iran Deputy Foreign Minister: If Israeli attacks end, we may return to the negotiating table
> Iran Deputy Foreign Minister: If Israeli attacks end, we may return to the negotiating table
https://xcancel.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/1933976556113953269#m

>>507377361
Damn I guess that's the bomb they were planning to drop all along.

>>507377318
Who gives a shit about men playing with their balls, if I wanted to watch that I'd go watch Billy getting fucked.

>>507377305
Its bizarre desu
Why even bother making accurate guided missiles capable of bypassing the iron dome
And then you make a few hundred only (despite capacity to make an insane amount) and equip them with fireworks

>>507377251
Smoke em if you got em
You definitely should smoke a joint while you can
What if where you're at gets hit by missile? You'll regret not smoking the joint while you had a chance

>>507377349
That paranoia somehow manifests itself to actual events.
Also there are more pepes in google you could use.

>>507377439
KWAB

>>507377406
I do actually want to visit, but first we need to finish the problem with our neighbors

>>507377361
Good, the IAEA were telling Israel the names of Irans nuclear scientists so Israel could kill them lol.

https://tass.com/world/1971293

>mfw my twitter feed has almost zero coverage of the burger protests
>mfw my bluesky feed has almost zero coverage of this shit
it's all so tiresome

>>507376947 (OP)
yo you sandniggers. I've just came back to the living from a week drinking binge. is something happening or is it just some rockets and a larp? gimme a qrd.

>>507377216
You post her all over the place. Kindly send her over, so i can have a... discussion... with her over the downsides of painting your face like that.

>>507377294
Yeah, but what does it change? hundreds of bags of rice fall over in China everyday. That a lot of happening but who cares of everything is back to normal?

>>507377276
I wish I had couple of nukes in my backyard though, I would've fire them on random roll muslim location

>>507377294
>>lots of kino
It literally was 10 minutes of kino accompanied by 60 hours of barking

>>507377516
nice, we need to milk tourists

>>507377435
I just got hard

>>507377434
Isn't that how you catch the gay?

>>507377523
Oy vey!

>>507377487
>You'll regret not smoking the joint while you had a chance
I think I'll be too busy having my own dick fly through my brain to regret anything, but I get your point. I'm lighting up.

Gee whiz.

>>507377384
damn, your government officials are high 24/7?

>>507377439
Please, not another paki/jeet nothingburger

How many weeks until the Iranian releases the sand demons known as Djinns?

Me? Paranoid? Well, that just confirms my suspicions!

>>507376947 (OP)
I like how day 1 is they did something day 2 is them claiming they will do something. Fake and gay shit.

LOOKNER
>GEE WHIZ
LOOKNER
>GEE WHIZ
LOOKNER
>GEE WHIZ

>>507377439
KWABOTY

>>507377439
That's not going to happen, so it's the Iranian minister being open to an infeasible possibility for the sake of PR

>>507377439
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. AXIS OF HOMOSEX.

>>507377318
every time ive watched UFC ive fallen asleep. Theirs 1 or 2 actual fights and the rest is just people hugging and sleeping on each other. they dont even wrestle or try and break arm's or legs or anything, just lazily lay ontop of eachother, lightly tickling. shits mega-gay.

>>507377439
Knew it
Theyre going to come crawling to Trump for a deal and they give up the nukes and israel stops attacking and some easing of sanctions

>>507377361
Israel knew about all of them anyway.

>>507377343
They have already enough for dirty bomb make them even more hideous lmao

>OH N-

>>507377477
>despite capacity to make an insane amount
source?

>>507377453
none of those sports involve a ball you fool

>>507377416
All our Telegrams channels are reporting "major assassination" in the middle of Teheran right now.
Could be bullshit but that remains to be seen.

>>507377439
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING CANT WITH THESE SANDNIGGERS

>EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
>EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
>EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
>EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV
EXO HYPSERSONIC THERMONUCLEAR HYDROGEN BALLISTIC SATAN NIGGER BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHED TOWARDS TEL AVIV

>>507377488
Link?

>>507377620
Based schizo

>>507377439
Mudshit sisters.... we are shitting the bed again...

HAHAHA even jews are LGBT+

>>507377543
you have to sail to finland and conquer the land if you want her

Happening postponed until Monday.
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/19740
>BREAKING: On Monday, the Iranian parliament will vote on two important matters: Leaving the Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT), and imposing 'transit restrictions' on the Strait of Hormuz
>Conservative MPs are expected to argue in favour of both proposals, but it is not known whether the vote will pass.

is he retarded or is that bibi's cock in his ass doing the talking

First beer status: cracked

>>507377160

Iran would be fine but it didn't factor in Syria not being there and americans still being Iraq. It didn't try hard enough to remove americans from Iraq.

Irans drones are perfect but its jsut too far

>>507377165
They had 200 aircraft yesterday. What utter bullshit.

>>507377530
They won't because Iran isn't doing anything. Their command structure evaporated.

>>507377564
Very based :D

>>507377674
You have 15-20 minutes to get into shelters.

>BREAKING — Iran says If sanctions are fully reimposed, it will withdraw from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty

i just want to see total kike death.

>>507377678
If it's exo-hypersonic then would that make it slower or faster than hypersonic?

>>507376947 (OP)
been chillin

>AP Live ended
Useless

>>507377747
Were on 24 hr air raid sirens blaring in kike land.

>>507377523
Israel has covert ops inside Iran anon I don't think the IAEA was instrumental in giving them intel.

BREAKING — IRAN SAYS IF SANCTIONS ARE FULLY REIMPOSED, IT WILL WITHDRAW FROM THE NUCLEAR NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY

>>507377719
Why would they need to vote? I thought they were a dictatorship.

>>507377439

>>507377777

The Kurds will start making moves.

Not many realize that there are 10 million Kurds living in Western Iran.

>>507377439
The level of weakness by Iranians is beyond comprehension

>>507377671
Are you fucking retarded
They have the resources and if you can make 100 you can make 100 000

Don't answer, don't bother replying, you'll just embarrass yourself further
>s-source
go back

>>507377591
Good call. How's the weed in israel? Is it grown there?

>>507377759
I'm not running away from ballistic missiles like some faggot.

>>507377294
>nothingburger
Iran is dead as a country, energy producer and manufacturer and that's a nothingburger? lol

>>507377439
Say what you want about Russia in Ukraine, they're the only ones who are not fucking faggots

What is worse /pig/ posters?

>Jews stealing money and forcing porn into young people minds.

>Muslims that will cut your head off for any reason.

>>507377772
I don't get what they're doing here, they're basically asking to get booty blasted by the the entire world. China and Russia don't want them to have nuclear weapons either.

>>507377853
Okay. :) Great news then.

Iran warns that if it's buildings keep blowing up, it will withdraw from the UN "Intact Buildings" treaty.

Wtf why is taking it so long are they hacked again send the supersonic fireworks already

>>507377819
Had is the statement you should use they are in full hive mode and would be killed if stupid enough to stay now. It took 8 months for this nothing burger so clearly they aren't wide spread.

>>507377848
>well, um, ackshually, you see, they........ they just can't okay!?
go take a flying fuck. ever considered they're just poor and corrupt?

So apparently the official toll for Iran's attacks yesterday is now 6 dead and 499 injured. So there were probably a lot of massive building collapses that needed to be cleared that Israel managed to keep people from filming.

>>507376947 (OP)
The force of Ali will fucking violate Israel and everything that smells like a zion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OI2hTiS-aE

Iran where are the rokkits

airspace is back to normal in jordan

>>507377934
kek

>>507377719
they're really all planning to gather together in one building and give advanced notice? is that wise?

>>507377817
There aren't any sirens on any of the streams with sound. Iran is out of this fight.

>>507377887
Muslims that won't do shit against Israel.

>>507377849
Depends what you're smoking. I like the medical weed 10g bags sold on pharmacies, that way you know nobody fucked with it. There are some companies growing it in here but some is also imported.

>>507377848
do you think malaysia would be stronger?

>>507377820
>IRAN SAYS IF SANCTIONS ARE FULLY REIMPOSED, IT WILL WITHDRAW FROM THE NUCLEAR NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY
Ya they've been saying they'd withdraw if [insert condition here] forever. Thet don't cause every country will bomb them immediately.

Reminder that this is the biggest nothingburger of all time. Russia invading Ukraine was an actual happening, this is a joke. There won't ever be boots on the ground in Iran, the entire thing is a charade, they can lob a few missiles at each other and then it will end, who gives a shit.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

>>507377793
Nice. You guys drinking coffee?

>>507377439
trump wins?

>>507377439
>Cucking
NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

>>507377061
theyre far away
closest would be on carriers, but you still gotta take off and actually get there
you cant just do fucking circles all day in a jet fighter

>>507377294
how is russia/ukraine not the first actual modern war?

>>507377997
are they retarded

Are there any live cams up to watch?

IT'S HERE!!!

>>507377912
Yeah good luck telling them they just got attacked they can't build defensive methods for themselves. You do realize the world isn't favoring kikes on this right?

>>507377774
In space it's faster than sound, but there is no sound in space. But if there were sound in space, it would be faster than the sound.

>>507377846
I didnt know that
It'd be funny if they all chimped at the same time

>>507378058
drones like the one they killed solemani with

>>507377439
DEATH TO AM- oh wait actually please don't hurt us.

>>507378023
>do you think malaysia would be stronger?
Absolutely, most Middle Eastern nations would be even, Iran is the biggest paper tiger of all time as proven now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5WqnxjLIf8

>>507377439
Is it over?

>>507377912
It's a gamble, if they are close enough to get the bomb before a real response could be formed they'll get away with it. Just look at NK, there was no invasion to "get" them after they had the bomb.

BREAKING: MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM IRAN TO ISRAEL

BREAKING: MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM IRAN TO ISRAEL

BREAKING: MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM IRAN TO ISRAEL

>"I think that's Tel Aviv I don't know for sure"

>>507378043
yes

INCOMING
INCOMING
PHONES ARE BEEPING WITH ALRETS
AIR SIRENS IN A MINUTE

theyre awating something

>>507376947 (OP)
just got off of work. do I need to make a new one of these?

>>507378177
>LAUNCH DETECTED

>>507377706
That would be easy

MISSILES LAUNCHED

>>507378021
Only true answer

WE HAVE LIFTOFF

>>507377912
i don't blame them if they accelerate their program.
dig a bunch more holes like natanz's underground site and just get it done in 3-5 years
they're already sanctioned to shit
surprising thing is that they don't have a weapon already

>>507377887
Stupid question.

BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHES CAN BE SEEN IN TEHRAN ON LIVE FOOTAGE

BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHES CAN BE SEEN IN TEHRAN ON LIVE FOOTAGE

BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHES CAN BE SEEN IN TEHRAN ON LIVE FOOTAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5WqnxjLIf8

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>>507378022
Didn't realize you guys had medical weed out there. Blaze it

>>507378186
More fireworks, how exciting
Why bother

>>507377439
Iran's leadership is completely inept. This has become transparently obvious in the last 2 days

- The fact that Khamenei has genuinely outlawed development of a nuke, calling it "haram" when it fact its Iran's only deterrance.
- Yesterday was Iran's one and only change to end this war. They should have gone all out in retaliation, they had the moral ground. Instead of using 200 they should have used 2000 missiles to take to cripple Israel.

The Mullas are genuinely retarded and inept. They actually do need to be overthrown, but to be replaced by pro-ZOG shah puppet but an actual anti-ZOG and non-retarded leaders.
The world is counting on Iran to make Israel eat its own shit and they drop the ball despite having the firepower to do so. Weak shit.

3 missiles

>>507377854
This. Also Russia lost 10 million soldiers and China collapses in 2 weeks.

>>507378068
I would have put the Falklands War down for that. At least in terms of military analysis, it’s treated as the first “modern” one, though I suppose that term is vague.

Iran missiles en route
Give em hell Khamenei

Got an alert, 10 minutes till the missiles come, just finished up my match

LAUNCH WAS 3 MINUTES AGO

>>507378227
Vids pls.

>>507378025
>Russia invading Ukraine was an actual happening
lol, lmao even

YA ALLAH

>>507376947 (OP)
MISSILES COMING

Why the fuck did I light up a joint just now...

>>507378177
IDF detects missles on the way..

nope it over till the fat lady sings

BREAKING: "MORE THAN YESTERDAY"

>>507378263
I blame them for not already having a working nuke program in secret. Fucking retards. Imagine cooperating with IAEA honestly.

THREE NOTHINGBURGERS LAUNCHED

You guys don't ACTUALLY think something will happen, right?

>Iranian attack began!
https://t.me/warfareanalysis/155495

What a crazy day of happenings simultaneously

You now remember when Israel-anon confirmed that jews actually do control the banks, media and politics in his country

>>507378186
>>507378012
Mhmm mhmmm do tell rabbi. Get to your bunker faggot.

>>507378333
So this is the last 9 minutes of zionism.
Somber.

DUBBS FOR ISRAELI ANONS IN THIS THREAD TURNING INTO BIRD FOOD

Are these gonna be the big warheads or more firecrackers that can't even flatten a house?

>>507378227
>>507378216
Cool I'll come back in a few hours when they hit

>>507378351
YA ALI, YA FATIMA

>>507376947 (OP)
Just got the early alert I'll start filming when sirens sound, trying to grill steak

>>507378193
Enjoy it. Hope you have a cozy night. Thanks for attacking iran, im enjoying the kino. Stay froggy!

>>507378068
Russia is turd world. All their drone tech came from Iran. Meanwhile, Ukraine isn't getting all the awesome advanced tech NATO has while Israel has all the bells and whistles.

>>507377719
Thank you khomeini for studying Carl Schmitt so well

I want to see how the iron dome holds today

>>507378181
having one nuclear bomb is completely fucking useless. look at how many nukes Russia has, they can't use them for anything except against a full-scale invasion.

>>507378181
wait a minute, are you telling me that north koreans are more capable than "persians"?

>>507378367
GODSPEED

why can't we just get along?

>>507378440
Sorry, we don't speak shaytan

LOOKNER GOT TEL AVIV BACK
I REPEAT
LOOKNER HAS TEL AVIV

>>507378360
Why the fuck not?

>>507378293
>>507378333
How long does it take to arrive?

>>507378360
Because it makes the missiles more kino. You'll be fine. Don't worry fren

>>507377912
>China and Russia don't want them to have nuclear weapons either.
Why wouldn't they? Surely you don't believe the official narratives, like how "China totally hates the pariah state of North Korea", but they actually have friendly relations and constant cooperation on all levels, from economic and tourism to military

>>507378360
>Why the fuck did I light up a joint just now...

Because you convinced yourself Israel was winning.

>>507378490
>getting along with kikes

>>507378205
RIP in advance

>>507378068
iran and israel have funny new stuff

>>507378278
Fake and gay. This is the worst war and worst general ever.

>>507376947 (OP)
The steak

>>507378531
10-15 minutes. there are different kinds of missiles.

>>507378358
He's a peppy little fuck sometimes lol.

>>507378287
Yep. Iran even has its own uranium mines, but no nukes. Total stupidity.

>>507378415
They've been biding time to assemble these bombs. Tel Aviv is DOOMED. DOOMED I TELLS YEH

>>507378347
Yeah, because people were actually fighting each other on the ground, shooting guns at each other, tanks were rolling in massive convoys into Ukraine, jets were dogfighting, helicopters were launching assaults with paratroopers, it was an actual military operation not this jew shit hurr durr we launch missiles at each other for a few days and nothing happens.

This is a total nothingburger, no it won't lead to WWIII and nothing ever happens.

>>507378531
Probably another 10 minutes until possible impacts

THEIRS TOO MUCH GOING ON!!

>>507378531
12 minutes for the speedy boys (Fattah-2 missiles, they only carry a 300KG warhead though)
But they'll be used to draw air defenses away from the bigger liquid fuel rockets that will probably take about 15-20 to arrive.

>>507378529
Because a barrage of ballistic missiles is INCOMING right fucking now
I could be fucking dead in 5 minutes
oh fuck why am I explaining this to you, you aussies are all drunkards

>>507378367
>Kike death toll rises to staggering 8
>Bibi ruins Iranian economy
Man.

>>507377997
lmao sirens sounding

>>507378369
maybe they thought they could wait trump out and biden would bring back the JCPOA
but biden didn't do shit and trump 2.0's just getting outmaneuvered everywhere
israeli's took their shot
if the regime doesn't fall, iran will have a bomb

im eating blue girls ass in the shelter

>>507378440
The only words I could understand is: Emergency alert: Extreme and OK.

Total Kino Day

Iran launched missiles?
Nothing will land.

>>507378440
>Just got the early alert I'll start filming when sirens sound, trying to grill steak

You're gonna go viral, like your boyfriend when he got his blood tested.

>>507378531
two more minutes

>>507377115
>We cannot prevent what will happen today
This needs a Doompaul by yesterday

>>507378440
>emergency alert: extreme
uhhh should you be worried?

>>507378278
Kek Tehran and Tel Aviv look basically identical
What are these niggas fighting over, they're the same

>>507378580
dont get hit, unless you are a pos then I hope you die.

>>507377251
Good luck kikebro. Stay safe.

>>507378440
>trying to grill steak
Just hold it at arms length and wait

>>507378360
enjoy

kikes and shabbos goy shilling BTFO the moment missiles explode on tel aviv

let's fucking go boys

They should start putting livestream gopros on ballistic rockets and stream that on yt

>>507378560
You realize once we're done with Iran it's your turn right?

>>507378624
I don't care

Pissrael is getting struck by missiles

Stop bitching

3 MINUTES, GOD BE WITH YOU

Tel aviv skyline livesteam?

Lookners convenient for lazy fucks but goddamn his commentary is annoying

News says that it seems like the missiles are heading north

>>507377668
no kidding, unenriched isotope radiation would be an improvement.

>>507378714
Removal of kikes.

MOSHE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY MOSHE!?

>>507378652
can you please use spoilers? I hate finding out the ending on 4chan.

>>507378478
1 bomb is almost useless, but if you have that the threat is always "what if". What city would israel be willing to risk if there is a full blown invasion of Iran?

>>507378360
See if you can finish it just before the missiles hit.
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

>>507378478
Russia can't use them because Putin is a faggot but also Russia has a lot to lose. Iran is running out of things to lose.

40 missiles towards Haifa

GUYS ANYONE GOT A GOOD HAIFA LIVECAM?? Or others??

let's go israel!

>>507378351

>21:04
ברחבי הארץ
it begins

it has begun

Why are the sky getting so bright lol? It's 23:09..

>>507378740
Kek

>>507378651
>I could be fucking dead in 5 minutes
Having a spliff wont change that, just how you feel about it.
>you aussies are all drunkards
Yes. And we made a better country than 95% of the rest of the planet. You're allowed to be drunk at work, nigger. Getting caught is the issue, not the act itself.

>>507378651
based Schrodinger's Israeli

>>507376947 (OP)
holy shit I can’t keep up

Israel realize they need a b-52 to damage the centrifuges yet?

Mudslime bake. I irrevocably affirm the Talmud.
Lool at Persian humiliation

>>507378543
Iran is unstable, let by religious extremists, and if they get nukes then Russia and China lose their 'control' over them. It will also force the rest of the middle east to get nukes, its a lose-lose for everyone.

>>507378795
Lookner is an acquired taste.

Good luck bros

>they just bomb the Golan again
Your reaction?

>>507377439
NOTHING
>BURGER
NOTHING
>BURGER
NOTHING
>BURGER
NOTHING
>BURGER
NOTHING
>BURGER

how much time do the missiles from Iran need?

I'm going all in

>>507378580
Can't see it's too dark

Also we assassinated another Iranian right now

>>507378651
>I could be fucking dead in 5 minutes
Thats a great reason to smoke a joint. Could be your last joint on earth
Go out blazing
You'll be fine

>>507378844
Wow, 3 whole missiles.

INTERCEPTION GOING UP IN JERUSALEM

>>507377997
wtf why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO--OjL7_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO--OjL7_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO--OjL7_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO--OjL7_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO--OjL7_Q
TEL AVIV LIVE

Was sleeping peacefully sirens woke me up, Can you kike niggers fuck off already nobody wants you here

>>507378825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5WqnxjLIf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjFrKNhhgQ

https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

MISSILES OVER TEL AVIV RIGHT NOW

>>507378844
>>>40 missiles
Grim

Feels like children getting exited over fireworks.

>>507377819
Israel infiltrates everything because that’s what cockroaches do. Iran has already claimed the iaea was giving them information

>>507378624
The correct term you are looking for is kino. Won't be a happening until western normgroids get their shit kicked in

Haifa incoming

Haifa area just got a missile warning.

MISSILES LANDING NOW

>>507378864
fucking kek

>>507378651
Is this a nothingburger or it's an all out war? what's the main sentiment in Israel?

>>507378867
They must have glossed over it. Thought those small busters would reach it.

4 missiles this time

>>507378667
I don't understand it either I'm an American immigrant
>>507378702
No I'm not a bitch

>>507378856
I'd like to visit one day
Do you guys eat kangaroos?
I saw this aussie movie a few days ago cold snowtown or something like that about these group who killed faggots and pedophiles. Very based.

>>507378972
kek

missile alerts in Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9f3mzUZzW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9f3mzUZzW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9f3mzUZzW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9f3mzUZzW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9f3mzUZzW0
TEL AVIV LIVE

>>507378580
>The steak

Odds are about 2% that you will be the next steak grilled on your patio.

ALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERTALERT ALERT

fingers crossed for happening

>11:11 in Israeli
SPOOKY

No joke neighbors got lawn chairs out and are watching the sky as if its a foot ball game

>>507378844
>40
Israel will just laugh it off.

>>507378814
>we're crazy! we could do ANYTHING!

never a very good negotiating position in practice I'm afraid

Sirens in the north, but not yet near Orot rabin

RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA
>RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA
RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA
>RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA
RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA
>RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA
RED ALERTS ALL OVER HAIFA

>>507378651
>says he could be dead as a direct result of his politicians and calls someone else other than said politicians “drunkards.”
LMAO
>>507378972
everybody loves fireworks, i don’t see what the problem is.

>>507378770
Can I have your ps5 after you're kapeeshed :P

21:10
Givat Wolfson
21:10
Beit Oren
21:10
Nesher
21:10
Kiryat Motzkin
21:10
Kiryat Yam
21:10
Kiryat Biyalik
21:10
Kiryat Atta
21:10
Kfar Biyalik
21:10
Haifa - Kiryat Haim & Kiryat Shmuel
21:10
Haifa - Ramot HaCarmel and Neveh Sha'anan
21:10
Haifa - Bay
21:10
Haifa - West
21:10
Haifa - Carmel, Hadar and Downtown Lower City

NEW THREAD:

>>507379069
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Can we get a mascot for this general? Like Fire-chan or Corona-chan?

>>507378922
Which one?

FIRST SALVO IS AT HAIFA
WHERE'S THE HAIFA CAMS!?

>>507378943
basado

>>507379001
Hezbollah creaming their pants right now as they see that place fucking burn

>>507377099
checked, bless those numbers, lfg

>>507378106
Who's gonna come running to help Iran here? Israel clearly doesn't need any help in keeping them down.

>>507379080
They are going for the port

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fot8_pXYqGQ
INTERCEPTORS LAUNCHED IN HAIFA AND TEL AVIV

>>507379014
>sentiment
Well two-three people have died yesterday..
So it's just like, uh, inconvenience kindaa

>>507378580
nah bro, you're the one that's cooked
>captcha: vngod

>>507379034
Roo is a little stringy, but quite nice when cooked well.
They're pests and need to be eaten, so plenty of places will serve kangaroo meat.
>I'd like to visit one day
Fuck off, we're full.

>>507377887
The Jew part affects a big part of humanity.

The Muslim part is overly exaggerated and it almost didn't affect humanity.

>>507377124
How have they not managed to built a nuke yet? Do they take the fatwa seriously?

>>507379159
Should have done this yesterday. Perhaps too late now.

>>507379068
>>507379080
LMAO. Laugh that off.

>>507379202
HERES SMOL HAIFA ONE

fireworks and interceptions and shit!!!

cheering on the cam rooftop party

>>507377112
I hate you

>>507378844
>40
Pathetic

>>507378942
Speak for yourself shitskin. Did the Roman’s ask for you? No? You don’t belong.

>>507379156
China? Russia? Pakistan? Are yi ua retard? They have multiple allies which is why we haven't iraqd them.

that's a lot incoming wow

>>507379223
>Fuck off, we're full.
I meant for like a two week trip, relax goy

>>507378923
It started I'll post a video in a few minutes

>>507378851
no, its 22:14 moron

YO THATS NUTS

Iran just bombed the fuck out of the west bank

multiple hits

another Iranian failure

>>507378974
did the IAEA help establish the Israeli drone factories inside Iran too?

>day 28,090 of Israel BTFO neighboring sandniggers once again

>>507378923
>You'll be fine
Yeah I think this wave is mainly to the north part of the country, no air alarms here in Tel Aviv.
Not my problem, I guess.

>>507379399
I will have a joint. Good luck, skinlet. Acquire wealth or face deployment.

>>507379159
>>507379254
30-39 will be intercepted, the one/ones that make it through will damage some empty buildings and kill 5 random kikes, Israel will then rape Iran even harder.

New

>>507379069
>>507379069
>>507379069
>>507379069
>>507379069

BOOMS

>>507379473
Probably double what landed yesterday just in that one strike.

>>507379550
stay comfy fren

>>507379570
There were like 10 impacts in the west bank on stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5WqnxjLIf8
23:14

>>507379464
prove it

>>507378287
>they had the moral ground
lay off the ketamine retard

How do Israels handle nicotine cravings in the bunker. Do they actually have rooms for vaping/smoking or do you gotta Zynn it?

So I saw some landings but no really explosions, what got hit?

>>507379211
Any chance they're going to enlist you and send you there? or is this going to be done by the goyms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk8r4QXTkoA

BOOMS

>>507379628
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>507378287
for years I assumed Iran was only pretending to want nukes to get people to take them seriously, because that would have made more sense than what they turn out to have been actually doing. oh well.

>>507378360
Enjoy the kino broski, take some pics/vids for us if you think of it

>>507378624
The difference is that israel actually does want mass death and drools over the samson option.

>>507376947 (OP)
It's not working

>>507377853
you should chase them

>>507378490
We tried, it didn't work.

>>507379211
Hell, it’s worse living around niggers. You’re fine.

>>507378580
mein neggar that's not grilling, why would you lie to us?

>>507380200
try a different browser, Christ killer.

When will moses show up?

>>507378766
checked, hell yes brother

>>507378844
kino

>>507378942
Your king seems happy to have them around

I should like to point out that Iran is intentionally not targeting telecom.