>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PEE INTO A TOILET STANDING UP. YOU HAVE TO SIT

why are they like this?

What's the German word for peeing while standing?

It sprays everywhere
I can't wait until my husband dies and my bathroom stops smelling like a cat lives here

I’ve adopted this at home and basically never have to clean up piss anymore

Imagine spraying piss all over your home because of le alpha man ego. Yes, YOU DO piss spray inevitably no matter how careful you are. Drops on the seat, piss particles on the floor

In public I piss in urninals standing up

>>507381125 (OP)
because you literally are too stupid to do that (you spill on the seat)

>>507381125 (OP)
Kek. I remember my father in law (German) told me I have to sit down while peeing at their house before we got married and I took offense to it. It wasn’t until years later, that I learned (here), that Germans sit while peeing.

Thats why I piss in the sink, yes even when I am a guest

>not having a urinal and regular toilet in your home

>>507381654
>why dont you have bike lanes like we have in Germany?

As a rampant coomer, it is too dangerous to stand while peeing.

>>507381414
das pissenstandenuppen

>>507381125 (OP)
Its dependant on what I'm doing. If I'm trying to be quick or I'm outside in nature's urinal I'll stand. But its also nicr to just sit and be lazy

>>507381414

>>507381125 (OP)
I sit to piss at home, I stand to piss outside (because the seat is probably soaked with piss from everyone else standing to piss)

>>507381125 (OP)
DAS IST VERBOTEN! SIE HABEN ZU GEHORCHEN! AB INS ZUCHTHAUS MIT IHNEN, SIE SAUHUND!

Girls sit down to pee and poo. Boys sit down to poo and stand to pee. Men stand to poo and pee. Kings poopoopeepee wherever they want.

>>507381125 (OP)
You can piss in the sink while you brush your teeth.

>>507381654
German trains suck

>>507381125 (OP)
"WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY"

Why do they say this so much?

>>507381125 (OP)
They are like this? Rofllmao
What’s the name of the turd check toilet already?

>>507381125 (OP)
I sit down to pee but I guess thats normal for a woman ^-^

>>507381125 (OP)
>>507381654
>>507385618
Why are they balding?

>>507385618

>>507381125 (OP)
Jokes on all of you, I piss in a glass and drink it. Urine therapyb

>>507381414
Stehpinkeln

>>507385235
It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss.

>>507381125 (OP)
I piss in the sink
>>507381414
Stehpissen

>>507385693
Omfg r u a German babe???

>>507385856
your member will look like the worm pole if you stick it in that 'vagina'. Now you can't say no one warned you.

>>507385856
Im a german female, yes :)

>>507386728
larp

>>507386793
If you say so

>>507381414
Peeishstundenlargenwaffen

>>507387344
Amazing I'm like the pajeets staring at you

>>507386728
Dann pack mal die Euter aus Fotze

>>507388308
If youve had sex before then you would know how to talk to a woman :3

>>507381125 (OP)
Okay so my perspective is I lost my tallywacker in a boating accident. Thus far I have observed the following:
>virtually every men’s room only has one stall
>said stall usually (70%) contains a masturbating, yet conspicuously not homeless man
>if for some reason some goonjackal is not edging in the stall, there is piss all over the seat from some kind of would be piss marksman with parkinson’s.
>there is a high rate of literal feces on the seat, how this could possibly occur with such alarming regularity baffles me

It makes me want to shave and crossdress simply so I have a clean place to piss consistently. Whatever your beef with germany at least they sit down to piss and shit and leave the coomencranken at home.

>>507381125 (OP)
Because you can't read a book standing and peeing

>>507389023
TITS OR GTFO

>>507381125 (OP)
that mutt takes a shit while standing and doesnt clean his ass with wet wipes he just stands up and goes to mc donalds. uhh based shart.

>>507389023
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

>>507381789
>(you spill on the seat)
so?

If you pee standing up that means there might be one or two pee molecules that splash into the air and evaporate or, god forbid, get on the tile. That would ruin a German's whole month psychologically.

>>507381125 (OP)
I think their toilets are designed that way, but I suspect it was deliberate cvckening design

>>507382504
especially when I´m the guest. Bonus points for not locking the door and establishing eye contact when the host comes in.

>>507385421
Which is ironic