OFFICIAL STREAM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTH9p7Gl5ME
Trump is hosting a military parade in Washington DC for the Army's 250's birthday.
Most limp wristed marching I've ever seen, this is pathetic.
I've heard that half way through the parade they're just going to give up and go home
I've seen more intensity in faggot parades.
Bro nobody cares. Did CIA sticky this shit? Not politics related.
trump is a kike loving niggerfaggot and so are you
MINUTEMEN SPOTTED, LINE UP /POL/
>>507394264 (OP)MILITARY PRIDE PARADE
LOOKING GOOD EGLIN GLOWIES
>7 posts already
Dead board and dead perade
>>507394264 (OP)And no Israel flag, really hate how boomers were lead to disrespect our military and think they are just cannon fodder for jewish interests. This historical parade should teach those shit eating boomers that our military has history before jews destroyed it. Our nation was born from killing british invaders not serving kikes
They are going to walk straight into Iran after this parade ends
>>507394264 (OP)Does Trump know there's niggers right there??
Very low energy oof republicans lost democrats won
>>507394264 (OP)No one cares Paco. You're a faild jewish abomination and God hates you.
why would this need a sticky kek
>>507394264 (OP)Canโt believe we are wasting tax dollars on a zogbot parade kek.
>>507394264 (OP)No.507392691โถ
Alexander Solzhenitsyn wrote two epic books. The Gulag Archipelago and 200 years together. Many years ago when Jordan Peterstein appeared in the controlled op media celeb rotation, he told everyone to read the Gulag Archipelago. But even his own students approached him about read the book 200 Years Together, Alexander's final work.
The book exposes how the Bolshevik Leadership along with the NKVD were 90%+ Jews and the history of these "Jews" back to the origins of the Kievan Rus and Russia's history.
My point is, even Vladimir Putin made a press statement admitting the truth Solzhenitsyn said: about 89% of the Bolshevik leadership was Jewish.
The first law the Bolsheviks passed was a law that made ANTISEMITISM punishable by death. Now they have made denying the holocaust illegal in 13 countries. They made boycotting Israel Illegal in most states in the USA. They made criticizing Jews for their tyranny of Israel on US college campuses a expendable offense. Do you see the pattern?
This is not a game. This is a life or death situation. Trump has sold his life and his soul to this tribe when they bailed him out when his casinos failed. Ever heard of a guy named Wilbur Ross? He admitted it on video himself.
Now they want to murder most Americans in their "holy war" to defend Israel. General Wesley Clark Warned 7 countries in 5 years was the goal from the brass of PNAC or project for a new american century. A few months ago they got their 6th target, Syria. Now their final target is Iran. These people are Tyrants and monsters and need to be exposed to the new generation of zoomers and plebbitors lurking here.
>t. the guy who made the 200 years audio book on archive.org
https://archive.org/details/200YearsTogether_AleksandrSolzhenitsyn_AudioBook
If you like this, it means you a tiny dick like Trump
it wont beat russia's parade
SHOW ME YOUR GAME FACE RIGHT NOW
>>507394264 (OP)Amerimutts tongue nigger anus
MIGGERS ARE ABOUT TO GET DRAFTED AND SENT TO PISSRAEL TO DIE
AXAXAXAXAXAXA
>>507394703so we can post lolis. thank you mods.
>>507394703Maybe the tranny jannies know something we don't.
>>507394264 (OP)Posting in a glowfag pin
>>507394344Active personnel don't need to march well.
WHY ARE THERE REDCOATS
KILL ALL RED COATS
TOTAL BR*T*SH DEATH
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0CLsxAm7fY
>chinese woman in 1700s uniform
DEI parade
>>507394703Hedging bets if DC gets nuked tonight probably
Mario walks into a bar
[spoiler]OOOOMPH[/spoiler]
>sticky to distract the goyim from civil war and the upcoming storm of Tehran
lmao do glowies really?
>>507394720army bros are probably salary. they get paid either way.
>>507394264 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayNnBKl39p8
Press T to wish President Trump a happy birthday /pol/
Who's the GILF in the front?
>>507394800What are these whores doing without panties on
>>507394264 (OP)>WWIII is literally happening before our eyes>some shitty event in Muttland gets the sticky retarded mods
STICKY FOR A PRIDE PARADE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FAGGOTS.
>>507394842This is too low energy even for fags.
Pride parades are becoming something else
>>507394264 (OP)>It's a bunch of fat nerds, single moms, niggers and spicsHoly shit
>>507394264 (OP)>chat disabled due to spicy BASED commentary
>>507394264 (OP)PATHETIC marching step. they're walking normally
this shit kinda underwhelming ngl
Yo this is whack as fuck senpai. Ong fr fr.
>>507394844Something is gonna happen. They jews might assassinate Trump and blame it on Iran just to get the Amerigolems to enter their war
Are you ready to die for Israel's regional objectives, /pol/? Look, you have a yummy military parade now! Don't you feel so included now?
>>507394264 (OP)I didn't know niggers served in the continental army
glow niggers going to plow some shit plane into the crowd
>>507394344the army doesn't really practice drill and ceremony outside of basic training, every time we did a ceremony we would have to practice basic d&c for hours just to get it kind of okay looking, before brain dumping it all again immediately after.
>>507394919Trans Moderators strike again
MAHA baby awooooooooooooooooo
Is this the same army that hasnt won a war since 1945?
Le Cheeto Dorito parade!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a71VqHpza58
>>507394919Stop being a bitch. It isn't WW3. lol
>>507394264 (OP)Does this make anyone patriotic as fuck? I think I want to sign up for the military.
>>507394264 (OP)So Trump is going to announce the new war at the parade, isn't he?
this is embarrassing as fuck. small crowd, looks very empty and low budget. I thought it was going to be a spectacle
>>507394264 (OP)Is this what the whole โNo Kingโ protests are against? Are military parades a new concept to the United States or something? Seems like a fun thing for families to attend.
lmaoooooooooo there's like 100 people
>>507394264 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPv-4dUDrvE
Still not dying for Israel. LOL
What the fuck is going on in this parade kek
>>507394672There's a ramp to the back of a large troop carrier and they just march right on in and the door slams shut and they're off, all in about a minute. Rumor has it they're told to keep marching in place, and when the plane lands the door opens and they march right out without missing a beat.
>>507394264 (OP)The golden knights - the finest parachuting team in the woooooorld.
lol Americans always posing as the best
>The Golden Knights of the Grand Order of the Ku Klux Klan descend upon us
WITNESSED
This is fun and also interesting, you would have to be a complete faggot retard to dislike it.
>>507394264 (OP)So many goy cattle waiting to be slaughtered.
>>507395082because there's likely going to be a shooting at it
is there no crowd? jump blumpf and his goonies?
GET THAT LITTLE YAPPY DOG OFF THE STAGE
>>507394264 (OP)And now to watch two men attached to kites for the next few minutes ladies and gentlemen
>>507394987A second liberty incident on liberty day would be funny.
>>507395089>Is this what the whole โNo Kingโ protests are against?Nah that's just generic orange man bad bullshit.
>>507394605Best start funneling back hoholina OF monies to pay off the war loan
>>507394919Nigger, all it is is globohomo finally removing the 'tollah's regime from Iran. Regional "war" at best, then some "chaos" about who takes over in Iran.
Very high chance a false-flag from Israel will be done on the parade so that they "force" the US into the war against Iran
>>507389583
lmao what is this shit
how embarrassing
Main character country. You know it, I know it. Everybody knows it.
>>507394807>>507394844kek, only reasonable explanation
I'M SCARED THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA FALSE FLAG IT
is iran finna ham on they op?
the crowd is like 500 people and "the old guard" had a chinese woman in it
this is pathetic
It's funny how every one is just walking casually.
>>507394264 (OP)Tap tap tap.
Good goys are ready to die for Israel.
Fuck immigrants and these faggot cosplayers
>>507394264 (OP)Not one fag flag in sight.
I'm so glad Trump won
Seriously wtf am I watching, thdy dont walk desciplined, barely any people, this is so sad
This announcer sounds straight from South Park kek sounds like a fag
>>507394264 (OP)>niggers beaners and women on parade while billions of dollars are set on fire to defend israelkek the absolute state of ZOG
lmao this is so fucking pathetic
>Americans so drained after the forever wars theyโre showing off civil war equipment
>>507395152just loke so many of you teenage shitskin children waiting to post from their parents internet connection in their mud and bamboo hut
>>507394860Transporting all of them plus the equipment costs money
>>507395092They literally just showed that parade is literally miles long and swarmed on all sides by thousands upon thousands of people. They swept over the entire thing. The entire area around Trump and the other VIPs is cleared out from the general crowds.
>>507394264 (OP)My house is older than your country
>WHY IS THIS STICKIED???????????????
Because the troons who run this website are probably getting paid to shill pro-military content, for more amerimutts to join up with the Great Satan and die for the star that hungers for clay.
Oh my god this is as embarassing as that Iran missile shit earlier.
>>507394264 (OP)why are the yanks so obese?
thought these were soldiers?
>>507394264 (OP)why'd you pin it, is something going to happen at the parade that will draw international attention
Keep this in your mind as you watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=---g-f_I2yQ
>>507394344Par for a pride march I guess.
Compares poorly to the trooping of the colour earlier today I'm afraid.
https://www.youtube.com/live/bJbYsiA2R9c
>>507394943Ameriniggers would never reach this kind of basedness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GuEwj601Ak
chuds are mad because they will neve be even 1% as cool as the men from the military, useless faggots
>>507395260ikr man
cute 'possum
>>507395222This board is nothing but drama queens.
>>507394264 (OP)>SERGEANT MAJOR! MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE!
Kek the protests have a bigger turnout
Are these guys autistic why can't they walk straight?
Russian parade looked 100x better.
>>507395095>send a Black recruiter>you say that shrimp dick timmy shit>he beats your ass and throat fucks you>you willingly join
>>507395389how'd you lose to them then
>>507395260>lmao what is this shit>how embarrassing>>507395178
>false flag imminent
you need to get a grip
>>5073953774chan is owned and run by feds
It's uh... a little underwhelming
The crowd is so small lmao
>>507395370its literally going in order of American history you faggot jew
This shit is so cringe. I'm only watching it in the off chance something goes down because of everything going down. These niggas look sloppy.
>>507394932Of course YOU would say that Nigel...
>>507395457It's actually sad but I think this is indicative of where we're really at
>>507394703preparing the false flag
>>507395495it's true but actually
seems like a flop lads. low energy
>>507394555>>507394884>>507394919So when Trump gonna renewed hydrogen nuclear taxes?
I am legitmately angered by that one solider in the middle of the 4th infantry div who is just looking around like a tourist while LITERALLY EVER OTHER SOLIDER IS LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD
REEEEE SOME NCO NEEDS TO BLOW THAT NIGGER UP WHEN THEY GET BACK TO THE BARRACKS
ts parade so ahh
>>507395394PT standards are nonexistent outside of infantry and i doubt any of these guys are in infantry
the woke cavalry
all brown and female
why is that horse so uppity?
>>507395392Imagine thinking that any government would try and recruit from 4chan of all places.
>>507395531I'm sure by the time we get to modern stuff it'll be more like a proper military parade right? Right?
>>507394264 (OP)Why is there no music? Don't they have a military band that can play some marches?
>>507395576the weather is gloomy as shit so
>Military parade that the entire world is watching
>soldiers not intimidating at all and march like shit
I like how casual and laid back this is.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE ZOGBOTS
GIVE IRAN HELL
>>507395531>American military so pathetic they have to pad a parade with โhistoryโ
>>507395475tiny island fighting a war against the french with rebel yank support 4,000 miles away? in 18th century?
>>507395516Looks fine to me.
lmao
>Spethial thaynks to our spothser, Lockheed Martin
>>507395612Don't talk about the horses that way.
>Special thanks to our sponsor, Lockheed Martin
>>507394264 (OP)wheres the false flag attack
>all the soldiers look just as miserable to be there as i expected them to be
all these dudes are thinking about is how they would rather be in the barracks playing video games and drinking beer. i've been there, i know how it is.
>our sponsor lockheed martin
KEK
>>507394264 (OP)Faggot libtards told me this would be a mix between Hitler and Kim Jong Un parades, this fucking sucks. Where are my SS goosestompers heiling the president and hundreds of tanks? Pathetic
>>507394264 (OP)What in the FUCK, do they not teach the Army how to march in step anymore? That looks like fucking TRASH
>THIS IS THE CAV!
trump was not impressed loooool
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OH NO NO NO NO
Will they honor Native American vets?
disgusting mutts wearing t-shirts and shorts.
>>507395531Ah yes. The 1800s paratroopers division.
>>507395677>casual and laid backmmhmm
Her ass wouldn't charge...
for the dinner bill or in battle.
America is brought to you by Lockheed Martin
no one is attending this shit lmfao
>>507394264 (OP)>Special thanks to our sponsor, Lockheed Martin!>on the official White House channelkill me
Are the civil war guys active service or reenactors?
Iโve got to go to my birthday party today. Please no false flags while Iโm out. God Bless America <3
>>507395392Funny you should mention that. Here's something I caught posted on /Orange Retard General/.
This appears to be unironic.
The poster has been trying to "fit in" before making that one.
So yeah. Mutts. Orange Retard wants you to die for Pissrael. Like every president before him.
And you're too fucking retarded to see it.
>always at least 2 retards in every formation that are out of step
FUCK
Why the fuck does the parade have a sponsor lmao
>military parade
>has sponsors
this is the most jewish military parade i have ever seen. russia/best korea are laffin
>>507395665>>march like shitbut fight like hell just like my coffee
Turd worlders seething because they cannot comprehend being proud of their country. America is second to none, Jack. We are the main characters. Holy fuck I love being American.
Trump looks impressed. Melania looks like she wants to give him a blowie rn, ngl.
>>507394264 (OP)Shot fired shots fired
TURN ON CNN IMMEDIATELY
>>507395677Trump was sipping on a McDonald's soft drink a couple of minutes ago. He is hiding it under his seat and only pulling it out to take occasional sips.
WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, STAND STRONGLY AND FIRMLY WITH ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF. WE STAND WITH THEM TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
>WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, STAND STRONGLY AND FIRMLY WITH ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF. WE STAND WITH THEM TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, STAND STRONGLY AND FIRMLY WITH ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF. WE STAND WITH THEM TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
>WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, STAND STRONGLY AND FIRMLY WITH ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF. WE STAND WITH THEM TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, STAND STRONGLY AND FIRMLY WITH ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF. WE STAND WITH THEM TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
>WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, STAND STRONGLY AND FIRMLY WITH ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF. WE STAND WITH THEM TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
>>507394628>Steinbergeverytimeowitz
>>507395376true we already own the equipment too
>>507394737Hey fren. Do you have a link to the newest translation of 200 Years Together? I can't find the file I had.
>>507395697>tiny island sir please understandYou used to be a fucking superpower. The superpower. Now look at you. Get the fuck out of my face.
Brought to you by BlueChew!
>>507395708Based. They gave us Bunker Busters.
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>507395753Right? I was ready for ICBMs and tanks and shit being rolled down the mall. What's this faggot ass shit
So the No Kings Civil War Hype was a nothingburger?
drumpf should've just detonated a hydrogen bomb and broadcast it
This parade is boring
>>507395794imagine them getting sent to the front-lines in powdered wigs.
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>>507395896they forgot the war of 1812
>>507395741I was half expecting fucking Raytheon as a joke kek
>>507395819this is america
everything has corporate sponsors ofc
This is actually embarrassing
>hoards of marching non whites
>historically dressed soldiers look like reenactors
Goddamn we really are a clown country
>everyone looking at their phones
>Trump looking disgruntled as shit
>announcer doing Limmy's American impression
>no music
wtf lmao
>>507395140It's actually boring and uneventful. We spent $45 million on this and still don't hold a candle to NORK's parades.
>>507395815Itโs like a 45 milly parade that requires a lot of military gear, right?
>>507394264 (OP)Cool, but still not dying for Israel.
>>507394264 (OP)This parade fucking sucks but one thing I disagree with is that thereโs nobody there. Thereโs 200,000 people attending.
WW1 Gear and uniforms are so cool
this is so fucking funny holy shit
>>507395884do you know how small the UK is?
and you still call our King, your King? fucking cucked
The equipment is getting interestnig
>>507395741>all these dudes are thinking about is how they would rather be in the barracks playing video games and drinking beer. i've been there, i know how it is.Real. The only thing worse than DnC is Mandatory Fun. I would literally rather paint rocks under the hot Alabama sun than have to March on Ceremony.
For those that can't be bothered watchng the stream. Here it is in webm form.
>>507395953FALSE FLAG INCOMING
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I think it's kinda neat
>>507395886the US soldiers shouldโve taken bluechew and flown mario karts into the parade
This guy can't speak for shit lmao keeps fumbling
this is so low energy, every time it cuts to trump, he looks so bored
>>507395741fuck that noise
>not in the barracks, on leave, driving back home for a weeki fucking hated that piece of shit place too so much that i ghosted, split rent with someone else. cost me most my paycheck back in the day
Are JD Vance's kids autists? Was watching the military parade with my parents and they thought they were lol
>>507395819Idiocracy showed us the future of ads plastered everywhere
This is nowhere even near as impressive as Chinese military parades. Even the Russians do better parades, what the fuck man.
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hahaha what the fuck america
This is pretty kino not gonna lie.
>>507394264 (OP)Nice parade, sure would be a shame if an Iranian Sleeper Cell showed up and ruined it.
A NARRATED MILITARY PARADE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
>>507395953AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
christ this is cringe. Yanks, this is how you parade:
https://youtu.be/wrEpHjbeNTE
Why the history lessons? Where are the new shits?
Not my problem. Fuck off nigger.
>>507395793This cannot be real
>>507394264 (OP)Yeah having a type of regular, 4th of july style parade rather than driving missile around is pretty smart.
It's sort of hard to argue against this style.
>>507394264 (OP)False flag when?
>>507395222What a funny way of saying (((International Banking))).
>>507395665They should have studied Russian parades before organizing this one.
DONT FORGET US SEรOR TRUMP
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>cringe parade
>>507395741Keeping junior enlisted from being lazy faggots is exactly why we have an NCO corps. If they have more than an hour of idle time, a police call should automatically be called in my opinion.
HOYL FUCK THEYRE ALL OUT OF STEP WTF
ONE OF THE WWI GUYS WAS LOOKING DOWN AT HTE GROUND
OMG
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>>507395612What an absolute shambles.
The crowd looks full. What are you democrap shills on about?
>>507396074Didn't this fucking taco retard want the parade? Kek
>>507395876on my drive maybe but I could only give you a megalink to dl it. havent tried to find it in 6 years.
>>507395011Im wondering if they dont practice it because its a huge wast of time, money, and effort.
> THEY HAVE A FUCKING SPONSOR AHAHAHAHAHAH
This shit is lame af and I'm pretty sure they are just piping in generic cheering
I don't get why they didn't go full 40K on it. It's like they're allergic to make it cool. No wonder their recruitment numbers suck ass
the narrator was handpicked by trump wasn't he
! its about to start raining lmao
>>507396078yeah well its not summer block leave time yet. the best they can hope for is no field time.
Why is this pinned? It's a standard military ceremony
>>507395923Yes, unless you consider more evidence that the left is solely composed of pensioners and NEETs to be useful
Kind of kino, still not fighting for Israel though.
When does Israel bomb the spectators in attendance?
Kinda funny that an Army march is the only event that's still majority White
Kino music though. Hope Operation Iraqi Freedom is โTeenage Dirtbagโ
These are just the bands for all sorts of various squads kek and they all have a rainbow flag on, this is very gay
hey look fag rainbows. great.
>>507394628I could of guessed the last name if I was given a multiple choice
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>>507396064Anna Polina Luna is the bombo behind Trump
>>507396108This is normal for military parades, anywhere you go... you mentioned nothing new
>>507395344Fucking grim. Imaging being ordered to carry that shit around.
>>507396189WWI was fake and gay false flag
>>507395933>civil war>powdered wigsDamn anon
>>507395344Missed the Rainbow Division,huh?
Were the left wingers hoping for rain on this parade?
What's up with all the NIGGERS?
>>507396074looks like he was expecting abrahms tanks to be running over shit or something
>>507396095> Even the Russians do better parades> EvenThey set the Gold Standard!
>>507396095Russian parades unironically show WW2 tanks as part of their modern military. They even had WW2 era infantry trucks kek.
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>>507396213It is. It only exists to waste time in basic. No one really cares.
>>507395665you want them to do the pajeet soldier dance?
>>507395918Exactly! Libtards unintentionally make better pro-Trump propaganda than his most ardent supporters. I watched a North Korean military parade just the other day from a few months ago or something and it blew me away.
Now, I will be fair. Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, a large part of their military are just completely untrained for combat, they are whatโs called the โparade forceโ where like half their troops spend 45% of their time drilling for parades, they do it to peacock, but our parade doesnโt have to be THIS bad.
EMPTY CROWD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507396135>>507396169see:
>>507396146Seething against a standard style parade makes liberals look completely retarded
I agree with playing it safe like this - it brings the country together to get on board
My dad is a boomer who had trump derangement syndrome, but if he saw this approach to it he'd probably grab a beer & watch it
FUCK A DRAFT
I guess I'll try this here too.
Spread the word.
>>507396265>Why is this pinned?Doesn't matter. Use it. Judo this shit.
This military parade can't be better described than meh so far. I think the military had a better reception at 2024. military parade in Poland.
>>507396226they goddamn better you fucking idiot. how much money they get its the fucking LEAST they could do
>>507394264 (OP)It's funny because Americans are notorious for being absolutely hopeless drill soldiers, they're always all over the shop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nvm_rq2fMg
>>507395472Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, please
>>507396342Why aren't you in the trench? What part of "to the last man," don't you get?
>>507396323it was the revolutionary war, nigger. they literally said washington's army.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FAGGOTS DOING? YOU ARE EMBARRASSING
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GAY PRIDE PARADE
This is just pure goyslop. Here's an actual military parade:
https://files.catbox.moe/8ur0h5.mp4
>>507394264 (OP)Blacks and women in WW1 outfits
Shameful
russia's parade was so much better
>>507396213it is, and most people in the army would tell you as much. every time we had to do a ceremony it was miserable, we only really still do it out of "tradition"
when hell march starts playing?
>>507396381mexicans don't care much for parades without a pinata
>>507394264 (OP)Lmao like watching history channel boomers must be excited
>>507396375unironically yes. Jeet parades are kino.
This is kinda scary just makes me feel like they are readying us for combat....
i thought this was gonna be a huge display of 6000 tanks and nukes and shit
>>507396381Everyone thinks a dirty mossad bomb is going off please understand
>>507396285>Sees a rainbow>Immediately thinks about gay anal sex.And they say advertising doesnโt work.
Fucking what, who are these cunts supposed to be?
been a while since the last parade
>>507396265Shame. Nothing ever fucking happens.
>Why is this pinned? It's a standard military ceremonyOur last Military parade was literally in 1991. Show some fucking patriotism.
>>507394264 (OP)Is this where the jews will do their big false flag attack?
Was at the concert for valor in 2014 and that bitch was hosted by faggot ass John Oliver (it had 10x people attend it LOL)
>>507394264 (OP)Death to america
Death to pissrael
Rape natanyahu
>>507394264 (OP)This is too embarrassing, I can't do it.
>"LITERALLY POWERED BY HORSE POWER and heritage"
>>507395089The only military parades I've ever seen mention of have been representing totalitarian regimes. I wouldn't be surprised if that's just schooling propaganda to get me to hate other countries with militaries, but still.
>CONCENTRATION CAMP
Subtle reminder boyos. Never Again you fucking chuds
>>507396356Commies like flexing. And losing. America is just nostalgic and likes history.
>>507396456wrong helmets as well, but whatever
>>507395089It's mainly against Trump but they linked it to the parade
>Americans don't do fascist parades
All the Europoors trying to roast our military kek
>>507394264 (OP)not even marching in unison, disappointing just sloppily walking.
Can you guys just imagine the fucking steel bending boner Trump has right now, he's fucking cumming in his pants to this shit
I'm enjoying the dress up, It's an interesting idea.
Hopefully we see future weaponry and tanks roll by.
>>507396449Follow your leader and ACKKKK
>>507395995what do you goon to
>>507394264 (OP)Fuck it's actually over... crowd is full of wogs, sloppy marching from a half wog army, no drums or pipes.
>>507396425Kikes tongue my anus.
This is what a real military parade looks like btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPomiIGSEGM
>>507396490That stuff comes later usually
>>507396490You and me both. Where's the massive armies goosestepping along beside the tanks and shit
>Thanks to our sponsors
>It's the fucking White House channel
You cannot be fucking serious LMAOOOO
>>507394264 (OP)what kind of retard is running this stream. you cant hear the crowd, or the music or the people. just some obnoxious voiceman flapping his gums
>>507394264 (OP)The speaker is TALKING WAY TO MUCH!
>>507396239If Army really wanted to recruit they would parachute niggas into to High School Graduations decked out in tacti gear and spray fire into the air for a few minutes. Recruiters literally don't even try
>>507396483The whole point of this parade is to get people to join. Enlistment is historically down
>>507396456no women but there were blacks in wwI
>>507396539>. I wouldn't be surprised if that's just schooling propaganda to get me to hate other countries with militaries, but still.It is. America used to have military parades a lot more.
HOW CAN THIS FAGGOT NOT READ A FUCKING SCRIPT WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP
>>507394264 (OP)this is the lamest thing ive ever aeen lmfao
>>507396506>damn.. israel is fucked:D
NO KINGS PROTEST
O
V
E
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S H A D O W E D
>>507395982north korea is an actual nation while the US is the shell of what once was a nation and now is a conglomerate of Jews, niggers and spics and all sort of subhuman filth who live off the wealth that Europeans had once built there
>vasen, vasen
>venttaa kun mรค kusen!
>oikee, oikee!
>mul on muna soikee!
>tiku taku, tiku taku
>iines ja aku!
>>507396578Sure, let me conquer Europe first.
>>507396506That's how they looked when they marched into Berlin after winning WW1.
>>507396595Nigel, have you been outside in the past decade?
>military parade has sponsors
peak capitalism right there
>>507396473Yes exactly
It's 90s History Channel tier, but that's the smart route to take.
If this continues year after year they'll probably revamp it a bit & streamline the narration and such I'm sure
But I agree with this style of doing it.
>Fort Sill's finestlol, lmao. jfc the only worst place to be stationed is Lostinthewoods.
>>507396464Can confirm. Outside of basic you don't do DnC unless you have a complete faggot for brigade commander or for something like this.
WE GOT MUSTANGS FUCK YEAH
>>507396208That's ok. I'll look for a torrent. Have a good one.
>>507396195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4TmtkjcY9A
>p51 mustang
rolls royce engine, british ;)
>>507396595US military in general is not particularly good at ceremonies and parades, but makes up for it in violence.
>>507396635sponsored by Anheuser Busch energy drinks LMFAO
>>507394264 (OP)>Ads in your military paradeI can't
america is a parody of itself
narrator is so shit its unbelievable, worse than AI
>>507396564I just think he's chilling. All the shit going on in the world and nothing bothers him as usual.
>>507396438kek
send it to their CO, cant be hard to figure it out which unit is responsible for organizing the parade
>>507396595>sloppy marching from a half wog armyThis. Their formation is shit tier
AMERICA FUCK YEAH MAGAAAAAAAAAAA
AMERICA STRONG!!!
the sponsorship naming is really shitty
WHEN IS THE FIST COMING UP?
Are all the museums locked today?
Bring out the antiques!
Don't take offence but the United Kingdom is way better at this than you
it would be nice to have such a checkered paint *LAUGHS*
>>507396644Checked and keked.
those probably break down less than our current vehicles
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO LAME
WORLDS BIGGEST MILITARY SUPERPOWER AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Man what a sorry ass parade they cant even march at the same rhythm, walking like they are 10 and their mother forced them to do it
>>507395795Happy Birthday! Mr. President!
Nice parade!
>>507395626You're a dumb little nigger.
Now, within the family of dumb little nigger, are you a shill type? or an ignorant type?
/pol/'s been the subject of government and think tank funded studies and operations for over a decade now.
You're either too new to remember (not having read nor saved saved any of those studies and leaks, and service postings offering targeted advertisement, etc), or you're dishonest. Which one is it?
Bet you don't know about the 2014 airforce base reddit traffic thing either, right?
It's frankly ridiculous to share this stupid degraded board with niggas like you.
>>507395800Digits checked
I hope (You) know Putin does the same to the zigbots.
this is embarrassing. might as well be the macys day parade
Kim blows this shit out of the water.
>sloppy, uncoordinated marching
should've kidnapped some drill sergeants from china
Trump looks so fucking bored
What a pathetic parade lmfao
God Mustangs are such sexy aircrafts. PEAK
>>507396551But they're fine with us bombing other countries for the last 40 years. Vaporizing third worlders is okay as long as we wave the faggot flag around and dont have parades.
Did I just spot an unattended backpack?
Did anyone see that weird moment some random guy was running with a folded flag and some White House intern was marshalling him frantically?
>>507395923its literally a couple half assed signed over a freeway
not even that big like maybe 3 feet wide. i drove around LA lookin for the riots and it was just a bunch of shitback kids and child raping faggots, all paid to be there and not even looking like they gave a shit
>>507396844>Bring out the antiques!you mean the american whites?
>>507396677Not in the US infantry combat roles
>>507396388>the world's first army doesn't know what a military parade is and how to march at all
Ok, I actually turned on the stream for a moment.
Christ, how the fuck do you not even have music?
During our parade military melodies that literally everyone knows are played by live orchestra constantly.
Because OF COURSE THEY ARE.
Why are your troops marching in silence?
>A fucking BAND
Kek This is so gay
>>507394264 (OP)Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.
band of brothers theme, nice
TRUMP DODGE VIETNAM!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>foreigners in American military parade thread
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
NOW
>>507396934America actually wins wars though.
>>507396941There is music
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>>507396134https://youtu.be/n3FTIfcQlNM?si=MPNINzumYdutehoY
France also does good ones for western nations
>>507396932wrong the 369th
>>507396934Well theyโre living and you guys are dead, soโฆ
>>507396824yeah but this is the one thing that gets him going, he's daydreaming that he's putin or kim jong and the parade is all for him
LMFAO
I can't even
it's over for muttland. Couldn't even find one white guy for the parade?
>band of brothers theme
holy BASED
>oi laarilaarilaa, vaari paskantaa
>mummo katsoo vieressรค ja nauraa vaan
>>507396941the music is being drowned out by this horrible announcer who KEEPS READING AD's
i hate this gay country
Why was that dude behind the flag fucking sneaking and not saluting?
>>507395985what do you goon to
>>507396909yeah l thought it was a dramatic recreation of something
THE 82ND AIRBORNE CEREMONIAL BAND YOU CANT HEAR OVER BIG VOICEMAN!
>practice for a few days
>still can't march in step
ngl bros im demoralized
>>507394264 (OP)this is now a laugh at muttmerica thread
Pol could throw a better parade our tanks would be 700 pound incels
>>507396882this is actually embarrassing
they have to do this shitty step because they're too lazy to get people all the same height and actually practice
they aren't even in step, what a fucking shame.
>>507396922Worse
He's going to do that and invoke the Insurrection Act
It's cute how the most powerful military in the history of humanity don't know how to parade because they have nothing to prove unlike shitholes like russia and china
>>507396982They're all seething.
What an absolute shitshow.
military parades are based
>>507394264 (OP)WHY ARE THEY MARCHING OFF SYNC??
>>507394264 (OP)>this is what passes for a military parade in burgerlandare they even trying?
>>507394264 (OP)lol based sticky
>>507396756Of all the ways I've heard Corinna described, "cute" certainly is rare
>>507396999IS THAT BAND OF BROTHERS KINO?
>>507397039ogs know
>>507394264 (OP)Death to AmeriKKKa
>>507396761There are multiple versions. When I made the audiobook someone told me I had the perfect version because depending on the pdf you get, some chapters are deleted. I can upload it to mega and link it to you. If my version is still the best for 200 years.
>Hitler predicted this
What a gross display. Paton would be turning in his grave
>>507397005>>507397014bandera trump are we back?
>>507396862>those probably break down less than our current vehiclesVeteran contractors are a weird bunch. They thrash vehicles in their youth and then completely ignore supply and engineering needs for a neglect-tolerant and abuse-tolerant military machine. That six-figure contract really does shut them up, or maybe they had no ambition to begin with.
>>507396882>Insect formationsNobody is afraid of the chinks military
Watched it for about 3 min but this shit is lame. They're marching really bad, the crowd is thin and even Trump looks tired.
>>507396934the us army has only had 4 parades, one after ww1, one after liberating paris, one after ww2 and today
>>50739699280 years ago?
What about Vietnam and Afghanistan?
Thank these men and women for protecting global freedom and democracy.
>all the closeups of the soldiers' faces
>not a single smile
i'm so sorry my army bros. shit like this is the whole reason i got out.
>>507394264 (OP)This guy looks ike a liberal.
Why aren't they marching? They're just slouching along? What fag shit is this?
>>507397051Heโs got a very smooth voice. Seems like old fashioned America.
This is the kind of marching id expect of a defeated nation. They look like prisoners being hauled off to execution
ahahahahahahaa everyones out of step
i cant believe how shit this is
>>507397032golems
>>507397039I'm sorry for your circumcision
>>507396999Well, shit. There is now.
You're right.
>>507397051>the music is being drowned out by this horrible announcerThat's slightly better, but still unacceptable.
>AD'sThe wot?
>>507394264 (OP)The speaker:
> WE WUZ HEROSE N SHEEET
>All of those pissed off nogs in uniform
This country is fucked
>>507397095Kek based froggy
>>507397124It's honestly embarrassing how slovenly they're walking
also, what the fuck is with the constant voice over, I want to hear the music
>>507397027He only thinks it in the sense that he represents America. He embodies the country, love it or hate it.
>>507397089lets be honest mate, the American military is pretty much just the amazing air force. the army can be as lame and gay as it wants
>All of the officers walk like they've never stood up from a desk before
>All of the spics can't figure out cadence.
>All of the niggers bebop like they're at a hip-hop concert.
Shameful.
>>507397128/vst/
gimme somethin to shoot
Hot brown chicks deserve to be on my big white American prick!
>>507397194Powerful Vril
This nigga FUCKS
Are the people in historical costumes actual enlisted or just larpers?
Less talking more kneeling
>>507397167Their military won them.
WHY IS THIS WOMANS HAIR TOUCHING HER UNIFORM? HOLY FUCK I WHO IS ORGANIZING THIS SHIT? RUSSIA JUST FUCKING NUKE US
>mutts unironically celebrate afghanistan
I don't get it
bunch of fat disgusting mutts who cant march properly. fuck this
>>507394264 (OP)What kind of updates do you get if you text that number
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what a fat mess of a look, button your jacket fatty
My dad is trashing this parade every second, says the Chinese, Russian, and North Koreans make better parades.
This Saturday you're invited to watch Rising Tide's live coverage of a gala tribute in salute to the US Army. Host Haley Barbour joins special guest Lady Margaret Thatcher in celebrating the army's 250th birthday. Tickets are 1000 Dollars a plate but you can see the event free on /pol/ TV.
>>507397160cope, if you're gonna parade at least put some effort in you sloppy fucks.
>>507396882They spend too much time marching instead of actually fighting. You only have 24 hours in a day, why waste it like that?
I don't want to watch it
Is this thread memeing or are there unironically commercials being read out loud holy kek
This isn't a victory parade, this is an educational parade meant to celebrate the history. If you expected something like Russian, Chinese, or even a French style parade, you bought into liberal propaganda.
Rachel could make this more interesting
>>507394264 (OP)>Fog>Cant see planes>Burgers cant march in time>Uniforms look like pyjamas>Some gay narrator prattling on>''Thank you to our sponsors'The absolute state
>>507397145Cute mom, 10/10 would put a ring on her and give her children that aren't complete fuck ups
No cytube or other sync tube link?
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NO WAY! THEY PUT A FOID IN A SHERMAN!!!! AMAZIN
just like ww2
>>507397214they all know they are about to die in Iran
>>507397232advertisements
THE ARMY's 250th BIRTHDAY PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOCKHEED MARTIN
literally in the first 10 minutes
this is the mcdonalds of military parades
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>women on tanks
just make it stop already
>>507394264 (OP)You think they'd repave the fucking road right there, looks like a back alley where trump's cabinet buys crack and fucks trannies.
>Thanks to our sponsor
Kind of dystopian, coolness of the parade aside.
No offense but why is a woman in the Sherman tank???
why so few tanks americans?
this is underwhelming
Cool parade, like a living museum. But the marching is very ugly, as if they were prisoners.
we're watching on picrel with live chat
>>507397051The bands clearly aren't mic'd
AMERICANS CAN'T MARCH AHAH
>>507397307>trying to be like trumppathetic
>>507397139Ok thanks. I had heard that as well also that some of the translations were questionable.
>>507397187Yep pretty much, feels like every military goes out of its way to make every member miserable.
>HERE COME THE TROOPS
>WANDERING DOWN THE STREET
>HERE'S A CAR
God this is funny.
I cant wait to edit this footage to the Hell March music.
>>507397392You are right, I'm Lovin Itโข
>>507397167Every soldier in that photo is likely dead from a cheap Chinese drone
KWAB
>>507397292Bombing Muslims is a fun pastime.
The hardware on display is super kino. Would be nice if the soldiers step up their marching game next year.
They are just... walking at snail pace. This is undoubtedly the gayest parade I've ever seen.
Another maga pajeet janny sticky.
The parade of a collapsing empire HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507396030that's from the biden military parade
>>507394264 (OP)Last I heard military parades are only done in shit tier countries and "dictatorships"? What changed?
>>507397218It's the Monty python army. Have they shown the rainbow flag and dildo collection yet?
>>507397124sound delay, it's actually pretty common
looks like it, but based on where they are relative to the sound, to themselves they are in step, especially if they're behind the musicians
>>507397194ITS THE REAL LIFE HONK-HONK-HONKEY HONKLER
>controlled by gamma light
the remote viewers can't be in the parade for a reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW2Kg-p5uFo
CALLING ALL /POL/ AUTISTS
>>507392256>>507392256>>507392256IRAN NEEDS YOUR HELP WITH TARGETTING!
CALLING ALL ARCHIVISTS! ALL GEOAUTISTS!
>>507392256>>507392256
Having this on the 4th of july going forward will probably be the smart move
>>507397342There's actually commercials, the screen cuts to Lockheed Martin or some fuckin' sports drink
lmao. little orange bitch needs a bulletproof glass cage to protect himself from his own soldiers
>>507397448a jew, can't you see the star?
so they are just working their way up chronologically to the cool modern shit?
>>507397346>educationalkek
I kinda like that itโs clunky. Has to be demoralizing to our rivals that they canโt measure up to this lol
Finnish parade teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyvMrOXgFOM
>>507397448has to be a demoralisation march
>>507397397>no cute girls in period correct uniform like girlz und panzerWe arent going to make it
Maybe this parade is to show Israel that America will be useless in attacking Iran
>NOTHING HAPPENS MENTIONED
we're watching on picrel with live chat
>>507397411lol you niggers get banned everywhere you go. The jannies never going to let the shrimp skids be.
>>507397376What? some dumb bitch riding on a tank?
>>507396807What violence? Just uses half working vaporware and then eventually gives up. Has the US been on the winning side since ww2?
Instead of dropping money on a parade of troops who look like they don't want to be there, perhaps that money would be better spent on trying to make up for the 10:1 production advantage that China currently has over you for military equipment
>defended nuggers going to school
Woke af
>>507397386>advertisementsI know what "ads" means.
I am just in disbelief.
Well, somewhat.
>>507397521>Helping muslims
this sounds like one of those boomer car shows lmao
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kino or not?
>>507397448reminds me of Metal Slug video game
Salutes a ceremonial band
Salutes a fucking truck
kek
I love my President
looks like a 3rd world army.
Finally the kino time of WW2 machinery
>>507397032>UKWhite British children are a minority in one of four schools.
In 72 schools, there are NO WHITE BRITISH PUPILS whatsoever.
Who are you talking to?
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Why can they never embrace the fash aesthetic?
Libshits and your enemies hate you and think you're evil anyway, just own it
>>507394264 (OP)kind of disappointing desu
where are the nukes
>>507397289shit changed.. 670-1 lets women and dark skinned men do whatever they want
The soldiers look demoralized and uninterested and it looks like 80% of the parade budget went to either billionaire tax-cuts or Israel's Iron Dome.
NOTHING HAPPENS,
UNTIL SOMETHING MOVES
>they never even saw it coming
Wake me up when they get to the PASGT soldiers
>>507397167When your opponent is dying 100X more, it isn't a "loss". It's our democracy and press that makes war such a debacle, public relations wise. That's it.
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HERE COMES THE PTSD VIETNAM VETS! NO FIREWORKS IN THE CROWD PLEASE
>music alert
music alert
>music alert
music alert
>>507397646Someone put Metal Gear Rex in front on Trump
>>507397546Yes, why do you think the announcer is giving a history lesson? Trump isn't like FDR, he's not going to have a huge bust of himself be dragged in this parade.
Kimcels SEETHING right now
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Tough Crowd
we're watching on picrel with live chat
>>507397561>>507397558Based and dakka-pilled
>>507397644Kino enough for a random parade a few weeks before the 4th of July. The vintage uniforms are cool.
>>507397640The announcer does sound like he does auctions.
>>507397631The embarrassing one was phorm energy drinks
>>507397529lmao
if it was just MIC corps it'd at least make sense, but straight up normie product ads kek
looks like a kindergarten graduation
>>507397533bc the last time Americans fought for america they lost and haven't got to fight one since, there's nothing to be proud to fight for
even the sticky is getting low turn out just like the parade
>>507397325Now THAT'S what I call a parade!
FUCK YEAH COINBASE LET'S GO
why can't americans march in time?
>>507397644humiliating, depressing, and humbling.
>sponsored by Coinbase
What the fuck
>Sponsor
>In a military fucking parade
WHAT?
>>507397644Melania hates him so much its unreal. I love watching them together.
>empty crowd
>fake crowd sounds
>when they play the sound at the same time as the camera is on the crowd, the tiny crowd looks completely bored and dead and not making the sound
hmmm really makes you think
WW3 Brought to you by Coinbase
>>507397506They are done in almost every country, it's just that shit tier countries and dictatorships make it a huge event because of face culture
As for the US they do it in the form of NFL events
Are the songs copyrighted or something?
>>507397726>and here come our brave men and women who fought off the evils of the post office during a PTSD fit
COINBASE HOLY FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Special thanks to Raid Shadow Legends when?
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
>This parade is sponsored by our partners.....BRANDO!
>Its what plants crave!
>korean war
>THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR COINBASE
So many ass blasted troons in this thread. Talk about the enemy from within. You never see Russians disparaging their national military like this.
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: COINBASE
Oh sweet baby Jesus. Disregard everything I just wrote.
The sponsors are kino and absurd at once.
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS
>COINBASE
>COINBASE
>COINBASE
>COINBASE
>COINBASE
>>507394264 (OP)>COINBASEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>U.S. Army brought to you by COINBASEโข
>>507394264 (OP)THE WHITE HOUSE MILITARY x TRUMPโs BIRTHDAY PARADE
SPONSORED BY COINBASE
They forgot the invasion of the Philippines.
>Coinbase
I'm fucking done. What the fuck.
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR COINBASE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is boring boomer shit
>>507397783COINBASE MENTIONED
BITCOIN PUMP
>wasting a sticky on this shit
Is this the glownigger janny from /k/ that allows offtopic Zogbot recruitment threads and pro-Ukraine propaganda over there?
lol trump looks so disappointed, he thought he was getting a china/nork style parade
My neighbor who died recently fought in Korea. He lied about his age and went over at 14. Dude was based
>>507397755I think they are all turned off comments
Brought to you by shitcoin KEK
U S A = Back to Back World War Champions
Is the rest of the world even trying?
>>507397822yeah the nazi uniforms did suck ass
>USA military marches have sponsors
LMAO WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: COINBASE
>>507397529>There's actually commercials, the screen cuts to Lockheed Martin or some fuckin' sports drinkNeeds either
>marlboro (won't since tobacco ad ban)>monster (white monster)>zyns>copenhagen
So many of these shit birds are out of step what the fuck is wrong with these faggots
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this or...
>The 82nd Airborne brought to you by Coin Base
I am thoroughly sport entertained and moralized.
Bravo Trump
we're watching on picrel with live chat
>our special sponsor COINBASE
oh noooooooo!!!
>Coinbase, the official sponsor of WW3
FFS yanks
>>507397895your people taught them this
>>507395953she's just there to get a BWC later on
>>507397709is that why literally every black guy has a full beard now?
When I was in they had to shave it to a certain length still, even when on profile.
>>507397844marching is retarded. what strategic function does it provide?
>>507394703People are expecting something stupid to happen.
>referred to as the mutt
My fucking sides are in orbit
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR, COINBASE
I'm going to fucking kill myself. Jesus Christ, America.
>>507397821Southerners got tricked into fighting for Jews just like other Americans.
If they were smart they would have rebelled against their leaders and got Lincoln to deport them
>car is called mutt
You can't make that shit up
>>507397507you do know 99% of the military hates that shit and they have a special snitch line for faggots and niggers called the MEO
yeah i know its a meme and all, but i was there and they would come down on your ass being a regular /pol/lack soldier. the belief structure is practically the same, excluding feral diversity hire niggershits in offices
compare it to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rVL_eW0M4
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DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MUTT
Kek just kill us already
But in general, I approve that Americans can celebrate their military might, after decades of miserable femyle tyranny.
>>507394264 (OP)Time for Trump to go live on air and announce NATO withdrawal, total hohol, baltoid and poland death and then handing Alaska back to Russia.
>MUTT PARADE
MUTT PARADE
>MUTT PARADE
MUTT PARADE
>>507397789>energy drinksThis is a joke, right?
Having ads is bad, but SURELY they're all related to the weapon manufacturers?
You're just trying to trick me into actually watching it, right?
>>507397962Thank you coinbase for your neighbourโs sacrifice.
>Coinbase
you cant make this shit up holy shit
CALLING ALL /POL/ AUTISTS
>>507392256 >>507392256 >>507392256 IRAN NEEDS YOUR HELP WITH TARGETTING!
CALLING ALL ARCHIVISTS! ALL GEOAUTISTS!
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>>507394264 (OP)we watchan the comfy parade stream and following happenings here with anons join us
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It was one thing having Lockheed being a sponsor since it's a military contractor but actual normal companies are hilarious.
some of the zoomer soldiers look malnourished, many of them resemble the virgin walking meme.
RC CAMERA SPOTTED, ITS OVER FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS
I see more coordinationg in the withdraw in Kabul than this faggy mess, kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-VVAkgP1kw
Even talichads did it better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lswu5gztRbI
>>507394264 (OP)>beware the mutt
>Sponsors for a military parade
Peak dystopia
>>507398015AND?
capitalism makes Merica Great
americabros, why'd you have to do the commercials during a celebration of your nations history/army 250th birthday
fuckin coinbase man
>>507398020basically yes, religious excemptions are handed out now
They had to wait until the Price is Right was done filming for the day so the guy could come announce this parade.
>>507398041it is evening, essay
>Military Utility
>M151
>MUTT
HAHAHAHA you can't make this up. What a shit parade... this is so pathetic, Xi must be laughing so much
Jesus fucking Christ you lot are somehow more Jewish than Israel
>>507394264 (OP)theme song
https://youtu.be/fnMFZELu7o8?list=RDfnMFZELu7o8
>>507398057theres the chink again
go home, gook
>>507397448Secret Service CAT
>STOP TALKIN ABOUT VIET FUCKIN NAM FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! *cans.wav*
>fortunate son starts playing
...really?
Vietnam war aesthetics need to return
>>507398042makes me feel sick to my stomach. Wish I lived back then instead.
please tell me mcdonalds sponsored this that would be so fucking kino
ROLLING FOR MONSTER ENERGY DRINK SPONSOR LET'S GO
>COINBASE
this shit writes itself
>>507394264 (OP)why the fuck trump is copying russia 1:1?
>>507398002>tfw american parade>>507398079>tfw sponsored by coinbase
>>507397822Who were the SS sponsored by?
INB4 HELICOPTER CRASHES INTO AIRPLANE.
MY FOOD SPONSOR PREDICTION MIGHT BECOME TRUE PLEASE!
>>507398156Hell yeah number 1 like golems
>>507398067No, not lying hohol. They just announced coinbase too
>brought to you by coinbase
every other leader of every significant state is laughing his ass off right now
how embarassing
>get your COIN BASE, here!
>MUTTS
>>507398042Not a nigger in sight
>>507397452you see this link? Its missing chapters. I dont have the chapters right now sorry. I will try to find them. They did this for a reason. I never learned about it until I made the audio book.
https://ia800209.us.archive.org/35/items/Solzhenitsyn200YearsTogether/Solzhenitsyn-200%20Years%20Together.pdf
>>507397980yeah ok mudnigger
>band of brothers music starts playing
>>507394264 (OP)>MILITARY PARADE THREADLooks almost Russian.
>>507398193lmao, they don't understand the context
>Sponsored by Coinbase
If this spectacle was supposed to make me want to join the military, it's completely backfired.
Russian parades mog so hard
>>507398227McDonald's sponsored the 4th ID, the Ivy Division, part of the parade.
the ABSOLUTE fucking state
>>507398245The archetypal concept of God himself
>>507398300pajeet spotted
poo in lop back in your own country
imagine having a worse military parade then north korea
holyshit my shitcoins are skyrocketing!?
150,000 Watching on Right Side Broadcasting and 80,000 watching on White House YouTube channel.
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>>507398245Hugo Boss, obviously
>all these 30 iq zoomers that watch ads
>>507398242>why the fuck trump is copying russia 1:1?You shut your fucking mouth.
Ours was glorious and nothing like this shitshow.
It would be more apt if Copenhagen, Grizzly, and Monster sponsored desu.
gay. back in my day the king was first in battle, not this anal retentive gay nigger cuck pedo shit
>>507398042that is a strong group of soldiers ready to take on the world
>>507398154The history show parade is better imo.
I like seeing the old vehicles and old uniforms.
>>507397960This is lame commie shit. Never how ever Americans did things, retard.
why doesn't the commentator mention that the US military hasn't won a war since WW2?
>>507398339Buying BITCOIN NOW
>>507398381RSBN had the least laggy stream at the start
This is making me want to play an RTS game
give me an RTS game that lets me experience this kino
>>507398349bro even our parade from the 80s mogs this brutally lmao
Imagine joining the military and you get assigned to be the baton spinner. Jesus I'd probably neck myself
>>507398175how about Manowar cover?
https://youtu.be/AZogaAPTwqc?feature=shared
>>507397635>Siding with Jews
>>507398374>poo in lop backtalk English you fucking MUTT
>>507398126because the government is controlled by corporate rat kikes. i promise you nobody besides the top brass are enjoying this spectacle. you can tell how miserable the actual soldiers are by just looking at them.
its not bad for a pride parade.
How many new zogbots you think they got recruited at this event
>>507398245Hugo boss and ibm
>>507397913it's like a parody from a PKD novel
every other leader of every significant state is laughing his ass off right now
how embarassing
>>507396449That's fucking dope. Better than what we have now. SAD!
WORLD WAR 3 IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GFUEL, STAY HYDRATED BROS!! (now with Iodide to counter nuclear death)
>>507394264 (OP)kek. we are going to lose WWIII so fucking hard lol. look at how far the military has degraded. they look dysgenic as fuck and full of mutts and brownoids.
>>507398339why even join the military anyway, in the future wars will be fought with AI and robots
>>507398425Yeah, MURICANS use their soldiers to advertise COINBASE HECK YEAH
>>507398301>They just announced coinbaseToo many anons posted it for it to be false.
Fuck me, who thought it was a good idea?
>>507398322Don't compare us to this fucking travesty.
NEW STRATEGY. TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME YOU'RE EMBARRASSED
>>507397167>mentions Afghanistan but conveniently forgets Iraq (both times).
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why cant we do it like this? this is embarrassing
>>507398431>the helicopter was vital in evacuating troops in VietnamMeans they admit they lost.
>>507397346Shut up Eglin faggot. Nobody respects the military. Full of spics, niggers, and faggots. Fuck you.
Melania looks done with life
What a waste of money lmao
No refunds tho kek
>1st CALVARY
Kek, even the guy narrating the parade is ESL
Someone needs to teach burgers how to do a parade. This is almost sad. A straight up humiliation ritual
>>507398508if this inspired you to recruit, you deserve to fight for israel
Did the announcer say the Vietnam War in Bosnia???
why do the soldiers look retarded?
>cavalry division
>no horses
look at the gut on these marchers
Iโm seriously about to start sperging if I see one more god damn retard out of step. Are you kidding me the most important parade of their military career and they canโt even march correctly holy shit the army is a joke now
Why the fuck are all white American soldiers MANELT?
>>507398425Marching is easy. Fighting isn't. Hence commies do nothing but train for marches. Most of the soldiers in this parade are active duty combat soldiers.
ngl i wish we would go back to the nam stuff
it looks comfy compared to what we have now
>>507398508he should announce amnesty for every Mexican family that sends one son to enlist
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>>507398500More commie shit. America has always been corporate and tied to the hip to it. News at 11.
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>>507398471Why does he wear his pants all the way up dere?
>>507398572There isn't enough liquor in the world anon
they should bring back the vietnam uniforms
current ones are super gay
>>507398336It was appropriated long ago
Sky News commentator seething
>>507398067no they advertised a Anheuser-Busch energy drink as a sponsor, you can watch the stream back later. itโs real.
>Brought to you by McDonalds
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>>507398536>its got lodidorites>its got what plants crave
>>507395876https://fitzinfo.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/2002-Two-Hundred-Years-Together-A-I-Solzhenitsyn.pdf
i dont know if its the newest
>pride parade now uses camo uniforms instead>sponsored by the (((same))) peopleLoL
>>507398227close enough
Drove past where they were holding a NO KANGZ protest a bit ago. There were literally 6 people who showed up KEK. At first I thought it was a family having a picnic but then I saw a fat beast with a sign orbiting them.
America is the only country in the world where a draft dodger can get elected president and be given a military parade on his Birthday.
We don't do this enough to be good at it. I blame leftoids for it
>>507397822cool backpacks
HOW MUCH DID COINBASE SPEND ON THIS?
1BTC?
Geez man
Idk senpai shits bad
>>507398587its the army's 250th birthday parade, its not meant to be a victory parade
>>507398587coinbase won't sponsor that. also how is deiquan, sheila, and juan supposed to slack off along the fence when they get "dehydrated"
>>507398587All the soldiers are standing by for deployment. Either against Iran or domestic. But the fact is this parade is just trumps grand funeral as he dies for Israel.
Look how sad he looks, you know it's true.
every other leader of every significant state is laughing his ass off right now
how embarassing
>>507398314Yep, got it. Thanks. I will also see about some torrents and then I can compare them to each other.
Iโm in better shape than all of these pathetic zoomers. Arenโt soldiers supposed to be jacked
>>507396524Oh shid you're right, my bad. uhh USA USA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
These niggers aren't even marching in sync
>>507398594>Country can recognize its failures and mistakesTell me how you are a first generation "canadian" without telling me you are a first generation "canadian.
>>507398653Yeah but this parade sucks. French just make it better
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Nothing is more kino than the US Gulf War-era camo uniform & battle dress
WHY ARE THERE FAT SOLDIERS LMFAOOOO
>>507398629im pretty sure any non modern uniforms in this parade are either volunteers or national guardsmen or something, they all look like regular dudes.
Vietnam? that is desert storm clothes.
>>507398716he's getting more and more depressed with each salute
>>507398679more likely burger king since they deployed mobile burger kings to the middle east
>>507398497saar your post will not be redeemed as valid
you are a shitskin and never will be anglo saxon like bongs and burgers
its cowshit dinner time for you pajeet
Name a more kino U.S. pattern than the chocolate chip
>>507398587Russians/Chinese really have mastered the aesthetics of military parades, they've been doing them for far longer though, and my guess is that the US probably didn't want it to look too much like their parades just for the image it would give.
>>507398612why can't americans distinguish mounted soldiers and the hill that Christ died on?
>>507398773>this isn't what I signed up for
>>507398623Meanwhile in your 3rd world shithole LMAO
>>507398425I'd like 3rd world parades more if they showed off the old stuff.
I doubt the Chinese could do it since they erased a lot of their history with the communist revolution so their history is some weird eternity shit where the China of today has always existed.
They could gloat about the Boxer Rebellion or something having dudes march with those weird ponytails they used to have.
The marching is pretty pathetic desu. Half of them look like they don't want to be there.
>>5073986602 alpha males and dump
ORACLE! WE HAVEMORE SECURITY HOLES THANTHE BORDER!
Niggas, all mutts do is train all day smhtbhfam.
90% of them look like chud kek
>>507394264 (OP)SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR COINBASE
Who do you suppose put this together. They should be fired
People call the marching sloppy but they don't do the whole exaggerated goose stepping stuff in the US
>>507398697I went to the one in portland hoping to use my hidden camera glasses to doxx antifa homos doing crimes
But it was just old fat boomer white women being annoying and holding dumb signs so I left
>>507398689Thanks to you as well.
>>507398465Check out Broken Arrow.
Wargame-like RTT/RTS that's set in modern times.
YOU HAD ONE JOB BRO
ONE JOB
>>507398811rocks on her butt and privates, ouch!
>Putin is in the white house so hard, is so smug about winning this and having free reigns, he has Trump throw a Kremlin-style military parade to show the free world how it lost
Gj retards, lmfao
Please make sure to vote for his 3rd term. Though i'm sure by that point who you vote for won't count. Only the voter tjr out. Congrats!
>shitty weather
>low energy
>small crowd
>soldiers cant even march right
>historically incorrect woke BS
>no new or cool weapon systems
the parade is a whole disaster
Russians and Chinese are laughing their ass off
>MOAR SPONSERS
The proceeds of this parade will be donated to Israel
this is cringeworthy, holy shit
THE ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING STATE
US Army after WW2 is concentrated faggotry.
>>507398815>>507398834Stop stealing my post ideas
>>507398792they must be tired as fuck, they've probably been up since 2am prepping for this
>>507398623Someone has to tell Germany how to win wars.
>>507398627Because thats generally the type of people who enlist during peacetime
>New sponsor
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This post is sponsored by Marry Ellison.
>>507398792i hope we lose
Okay China, you got us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSCPkRUE2xQ
>>507398827>burger kingWould be doubly funny with the protests.
>>507398879Foreigners seething that their unfunny and forced nork wishcasting didn't come true.
YO THIS PARADE WAS WRITTEN IN JAVA?!
they need to at least invite actual military celebrities like Jocko Willink or Sylvester Stallone (Rambo)
Hello oracle. Java sucks.
>>507398823yeah I think so too, most likely historical costumed volunteers
This parade fucking sucks. Why do they all look low energy?
even our parades are kino in comparison
>>507398886Sloppy foot work but they'll still beat your aussie ass any day
>>507398641>is american>has a retarded opinion
>>507398815for me? it's some Rhodesian short shorts, and blasting some commies with your mukkas
LOCKHEED, COINBASE, ORACLE
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>>507398425you're coping hard, face it man your coinbaseTM parade blows anus
>>507398886PARADE MARCHING IN COMBAT UNIFORMS RATHER THAN DRESS
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>>507398633And theyโre all looking around. Who the fuck taught this?
>>507398910>i shat my pants
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>>507398836>just for the image it would give.the image would've been kino
This parade needs to be sponsored by super male vitality.
>>507398815needs the green body armor
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>>507398879>they don't do the whole exaggerated goose stepping stuff in the USDoes literally just walking in time count as goosestepping?
why everyone look so sad?
are all the never trumpers in the ranks marching out of step on purpose to make the whole parade look bad?
>On my command you will advance in a shambolic uncoordinated fashion like slack-jawed bunch of tramps on fentanyl wearing ill-fitting uniforms from good will.
>>507398829>can't speak English>no ur brown>mutt parade>vehicles named MUTTcope seethe and dilate rightoid lmao
>>507394264 (OP)it really seems like he's miidentifying troops sent to iraq and not vietnam
like their camo is desert colored, and those helmets weren't used in vietnam
>all those empty stands
hahahahahaha
AIPAC should sponsor a squad for the lulz
why is there so much seethe on this board
>>507398792this is just embarrassing
>>507399021you won't do shit
This is such a massive waste of money kek. We donโt even march well ffs.
The spectator stands are half empty?
>>507399040SHIPPING TO IRAN NEXT
after the false flag
How are we the world's superpower?
Is it gonna be trannies with lipstick and neon hair marching for the 2010's Army era?
>>507399034stop playing with me anon
>>507394264 (OP)why do they trudge and amble?
>>507398878what do you mean? all the officers in charge have already written up their meritorious service medal award paperwork for this. if they could they would give themselves bronze stars.
>>507398676>they advertised a Anheuser-Busch energy drink as a sponsor, you can watch the stream back later. itโs realOk, who planned this shit?
Fire that guy. Immediately.
Maybe even literally. Fire via firing squad for fucking treason.
Or, well, more like "doing irreversible damage to the national image"
>>507398857It's just kind of dawning on me how many leftards are on /pol/ to admire that shit.
America has always been kind of "town parade" and state fair vibes. Not all of that Borg shit.
>>507398978Ya the cartel parades are pretty kino
>>507394264 (OP)Nobody cares lol
Bros why are we so fucking fat? Chinese soldiers are skinny, Russian soldiers are skinny
Norks are going to see this and just cross the border tonight since they know we can't march now.
>>507399040i noticed they are all very miserable looking
>>507398910Why doee he look so unhappy?
>no guns
lmaoooooooo what is this the uk?
>>507399109Because you train to kill people and not walk in unison.
>>507399004>souless bugs who can't fight for shitlmao
>>507398918>sponsored by oracle>who's CEO supports a direct AI surveillance state>>507398991Palantir sponsorship next!
>>507399021It's going to be Mossad blaming Iran.
>>507394264 (OP)Lmao is this a joke
>>507399016God fucking damn it I hate this shit so much no beating no proper marching no discipline their uniforms look like shit what the actual fuck is going on
>Not even marching
>Just loosely walking in step
>>507394264 (OP)THE BIG RED ONE INFANTRY DIVISION
SPONSORED BY CALL OF DUTY BIG RED ONE REMASTER
I like the military history overview tbqh, but why the fuck does a military parade have sponsors. I'm surprised they're flaunting the military industrial complex to such an extent
>>507399045Probably, actually. But none of them are even doing a proper goose step anyway.
>>507399109sponsors obviously
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>>507399011Yeah why is that?
>duty first
I usually pee first then I duty
>>507398639> so faggots who call in air strikes on one legged goat farmers?
No wonder we don't do military parades, looking stupid out there
Why is everyone so bad at marching?
>>507398896literally nobody wants to do this shit i promise, its a "lets just get this over with" moment like when youre doing colors detail and such
speaking from experience
Thanks Trump, but I am still not dying for Israel.
>>507399073Jealousy breeds hatred.
>>507398836This parade actually mirrors the state of the union. IT'S BRUTALLY HONEST!
>>507398991I can't wait to laugh my ass off at a non-boring sponsor like that, yeah
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>>507399045no the army just sucks at marching
>>507399004You don't get this country at all.
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>>507398887should be sitting on my face instead
>few hours before the parade
>>507399048Kek.
But seriously, Heartman would be spinning in his grave at this shit show
>>507399073It's like 0.0000001% white here, it's full of nons who are literally too fat and weak to go to a no kings protest
>>507399157He probably expected an actual parade, not this gay shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhMRmTYk8i4
how does Ukraine have a better military parade than the worlds #1 military superpower?
>>507399109Everyone else died kinda leaving us holding the bag.
niggers can't even iron out a nice set of their combat uniforms for this.
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>this actually is THE STRONGEST ARMY in the world
wtf
>>507399157I guess he was expecting better parade drill, like at today's Trooping of the Colour
>>507395472First off, fag....
Second off, learn a takedown. Most blacks don't know how to defend against it, and blacks are shit on the ground. I saw this guy who was throwing these kicks that sounded like lightning strikes in my kickboxing classes and went up against them in the jiu jitsu class the next day and I had very little experience and completely dominated him.
All the other black guys were prettymuch only good at striking and in the ground it was like wrestling your little brother.
So just fake a jab, level change, shoot the takedown and you've won the fight.
Piles and piles of Gomer Pyles
Sounds like fake AI crowd noises inserted into the video broadcast. It's always the same woooo pitch and cadence after each little speech.
No one on site is actually cheering.
>>507399168>loses every war since wwii Maybe we should just focus on marching
>>507398587>why cant we do it like this?It takes a retarded amount of coordination to pull that off. You can only really do that with militaries that have nothing better to do.
>>507399022It absolutely would. I really wish they would have.
>>507398815for me itโs Vietnam tiger stripe
These soldiers don't know how to march. What the fuck do they do all day?
WHEN IS SOMETHING GONNA HAPPEN
Fucking Middle East/Africa tier parade
Wait for the quad bike mounted rpg units to come out
>>507399073We're just taking the piss mate. A bit a banter as the brits say. No one gives a fuck
getting to ride the tanks while everyone else is walking must be awesome
>>507398639>Most of the soldiers in this parade are active duty combat soldiers.So are the ones in Russia's victory day parade and they can actually march.
You could teach recruits to march better in one week than half the people 'maching' in this parade. Clearly no effort was made.
>>507399040because drill and ceremony is fucking gay and nobody in the army actually wants to do it. these guys would rather be doing literally anything else right now.
>>507398936Kikes donโt die for your country. They make you die for them.
This is so fucking lame holy shit
>>507399022I was looking forward to it and now THIS!
>>507394264 (OP)lookin patriotic out there
Needs more marching bands
>>507398805Try again sansleaf, been here longer than the country in the parade.
You twisted what I said to satisfy your inadequate comprehension of my intent.
>>507399073The President bitch and complained his way to the White House, twice. What are you yapping about
The Russian Victory Day parade was much better than this. Why can't Americans do anything right?
>>507399187my guess is the high ranking deep state generals tried to make this parade as lacklustre as possible to embarass trump.
>>507399109youโre not, itโs all been jewish films.
>>507398896laughing until they have to go against F-35s
but yeah i was hoping id get a cool parade b4 ww3
>>507399125I feel bad now. In absolute and utter fairness, I believe the USMC do actually care about drill and are well aware this separates them from army.
this is probably destroying morale in the army right now
>>507399021Be funnier if one of the tanks just stopped and fired into the stands.
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>>507399040Probably embarrassed to be in a shitty low energy parade full of mutts and fats that makes it look like the country is far past its prime
This looks small as fuck. They canยดt walk in sync. Are these homeless people from LA being paid for the day?
>>507399157I'm guessing it's because his hypocritical birthday parade that cost millions of dollars sucks ass and nobody even bothered to show up to it.
>>507399109Sponsored by Israelโข
>>507399216No. That is Special Forces.
>Delta team here. Someone shot at us. Lasing the target. Waiting for the B-2 air strike.
>>507394264 (OP)can we get some WD-40 in the treads of these tanks
>>507399291Not really, we couldnโt even hold Afghanistan kek
>>507399258Marching isnโt useful in modern warfare. In the past it had a purpose, Iโm sorry the rest of the world hasnโt caught up.
*Squeaky tank* Can a Kraut show these Amercians how to oil a tank?
>>507399340AND???
Marching =/ combat prowess
>>507398002donod trurt
>>507398079aldla umpmu
>>507399356Dissidents will be disappeared
>>507398936He was to busy to show up for the army because he was fucking your mother.
>>507399187Trying to decide if that's a political statement or tone-deaf retardation of our government
OH NONONONONONON TRUMP IS SMILING NOW WITH THE TANKS EVERYONE POST YOUR EMERGENCY COPES
>>507399321Paint rocks, attend SHARP lectures, pretend to have to do something at battalion so they can go hide in their barracks rooms and vape while gaming.
>>507399335I guess, hope everyone is having a good day however
>>507395486>It only takes one letter to change that NEH into a NHH
>>507399073Compare this parade to pic related. It can't even match it much less Nuremburg
its incredible to think how easily drones blow those types of vehicles up, we should have a fleet of drones flying through lol
>>507399157He knows he betrayed his base by approving the war with Iran and now he knows he is going to send all these kids to go fight in Iran.
>>507399322maybe russia will come by and FPV one of these bradlys to put us all out of our misery
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I think it's pretty nice. First time they're doing a parade like this. Some "growing pains" there will be
The tanks are fucking awesome though
Nobody can deny that, and if you do, you're a faggot
Low energy parade. Most of the marchers don't even look like they want to be there. Can't believe we spent $45 million tax dollars on this.
>>507399050>VROOM VROOMI AM BRAHMIN WE HAVE SUPERIOR PARADE SAAR
PORCELAIN TANKS RUN OVER ANY STREET TURDS SAAR
>marching sounds
THIS IS SO PATHETIC
THEY CAN'T EVEN MARCH PROPERLY
>>507399394imagine having to do this on your day off, they better get a free day on monday
>>507399098Just looking at it there's no discipline and nothing is in sync. Honestly its making you look weaker than you probably are.
that one fat mother fucker was so out of step its disgusting
our parades kick the shit out of this sad excuse for a "parade"
>>507399291the secret is out
Even we have better parades and it's literally just 10k favelados walking from point A to point B
whats up the with barrel bouncing around
All in all, a standard, nice parade.
Is it true, you haven't had these for a long time?
>we have these every year on independence day
>televized and after that Unknown Soldier movie
>every year
And everybody watches it, even our libturds and communists.
Nothing wrong with this.
Once again, Trump did the right thing.
>What a man.
>>507394264 (OP)Why do they walk so lazily?
thank god all the park rangers got fired to save money for this
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LMAO
THEY GOT THE UFC GUY THERE
HAHAHAHAH
>>507399287damn i love tanks
SOME BODY GET THE WD-40 GODDAMNIT!!!
โฆwhy is it justโฆ the sound of the tanks squeakingโฆ no music?
WD-40 isnโt a lubricant, unless you buy the special silicon one.
>>507398758HERE YOU GO. To protect my source I uploaded it to mega so they can never delete it.
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FULL COMPLETE 200 YEARS TOGETHER
A sticky for this?? Itโs fun and all, but not sticky warranted.. They really donโt want us talking about those 2 politicians killed. Weโve entered the next stage to the revolutionary warโฆ politicians are being killed. It wasnโt so long ago, that we crossed the CEOs are being killed stage. Vid not related:
https://youtu.be/26OKm0-u5jU
>>507399166A missing rifle shuts down all operations. Too many mutt privates to lose 1 weapon.
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>>507399439That's how tracked vehicles normally sound.
>>507399395sqeeeeeek sqeeeeeeeek
couldn't even fill the bleachers
come on man!
this has me absolutely convinced the US could not win a conventional war in current year
>>507399406Ha ha. No wonder Ukraine lost.
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>>507399316Ah yeah that's fucking cool too.
Like you know the leather handle on the Kabar-issued US marine knife? That camo shares that kind of aesthetic. Like that camo it just SCREAMS testosterone. Shit's rad.
>>507399431nigger they're loud as fuck no matter what you do. armor makes a semi trailer look like a shoebox.
Chinese marches are more epic than this limp wristed shit
literally not a real country
>>507394264 (OP)This parade kind of sucks desu, the Russian one from a month or two ago was better.
So what's the odds of the entire thing being a terrorist attack by the kikes and this parade is just there to assassinate trump
>>507399264>>507399135>it's supposed to suck!Gigacope.
Why is there no music. This is so painful.
>>507399560better yet there's a fight night in alanta and he's not there
>just shows some random CEO for 5 seconds
What in actuality did they mean by this?
>rubio yawning
>>507399322I'm waiting for one of these shitheaps to break down. everything else got sold off to ukraine and pissrael to line some faghots pockets. just like inthe soviet union.
>>507399321for me it was day drinking and dodging my squad leader, assuming it wasn't motorpool monday or we weren't in the field training. you certainly don't practice marching, this is probably the first time since basic training most of these guys have ever done this.
all this for genuinely the worst military parade in the world
if this post ends with a 9
israel will be nuked this time
>>507398193Maybe a stealth protest or trolling
>it would only take one of those tanks stopping and killing all the republican leadershp.l
Makes you think.
>>507399603Very convincing anon
Kek at Marco Rubio yawning
>>507398926Lol... You've never won a war that you started, only war you can claim to have won we did all the work with the rest of Europe and Russia ...
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>>507399477>>507399469the squeaking reminds me of this movie scene
at least these guys in the Baneblade seem happy
Litlle Marco's wife is hot
holy kek rubio looks like hes bored out of his mind, rather be escalating war with iran
>>507399622itโs just bad optics, anon. weโre enjoying the shitshow.
>>507397635>not helping muslims outside your country to stay there
>>507399593That would trigger my autism.
>Rubio yawning.
Is trump behind bullet proof glass? kwab
>USA military marches have sponsors
LMAO WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT
>>507394264 (OP)I didn't have time to watch it, but I'm sure it was a tremendous success. Best parade ever. Very beautiful parade. Lots of firetrucks and candy
>tankers waving
I hate this so much I canโt even begin to describe how much I hate this. Where the fuck is your bearing? They should have just given Marines army uniforms at least they would have done it correctly
>>507399040Imagine you get two days off a week, if you are lucky, and instead of sleeping on your day off your shit stain officer voluntold you that you were happy to spend your free time marching for a couple of hours.
A couple of hours ago there was a Soldier thread celebrating the birthday, and making fun of everyone who was stuck in a unit celebrating it today instead of yesterday.
>>507399680They just told him he is the acting Quds Force Commander too.
Did this retard just repeat two sentences?
I hope the riots don't disappoint or today is a bust.
>>507399473and yet this army murdered every last one of those bastards :^) lost 100k in combat to kill 700k nazis haha
>>507394703In case of false flag attack
>>507399109Somehow everyone else is just worse.
Think about it, the white man and America in particular has been shooting itself in the foot since 1965 at the earliest, and somehow no one competent has been able to show us up.
It's not that we are amazing, everyone else is just somehow even worse.
muttbros...
this is fucking shit...
Dude this is humiliating hahahaha
>>507399650>This section, brought to you by THE UFC>THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP!
The marching is really bad desu. Like embarrassing that the USA thought this would make us look good.
Are they marching like that on purpose? Does the competency crisis mean soldiers cant even march in formation anymore?
It's incredibly sad they aren't or can't? march in unison. How fucking hard is that
>>507399735Sounds about right
genuinely dont know why everyone is hating. i think it is cool to see all the historic uniforms and guns, tanks, other vehicles. bunch of gay troons i guess.
Mutts, can you tell me if the M1A1 tank barrel is supposed to wobble that much ?
This is just embarrassing I actually feel bad zogbots are forced to do this theatrical faggot pageantry.
So this is how freedom dies. With a thunderous applause.
literal humiliation ritual
>>507399754false flag cancelled?
>>507399603this is why you're a retard, the US army might be full of multiracial grunts and probably mostly redundant, but the US Air Force is staffed with the best US whites, and has the best equipment on the planet.
Arty and Missiles wins wars these days, not bayonet charges.
>>507399623>>507399627>Be Russia & China>Paper Tigers, either shit or untested armies>Have to compensate by big shows>Be America>Already proven to be the best army on planet earth in history>Only needs a chill parade for their 250th
>>507397532Feelin good is good enough.
>>507399423They are all zogbot faggots
>>507399692look at this pathetic excuse for a parade and tell me I'm wrong
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>>507398805did Rubio just yawn the moment the camera cuts to him keeeek
>>507399109now i look at your rusted soviet era dusty army full of meximutts, i wonder too.
I guess it was looking rad to boomers 40 years ago...
>>507399451Is she a boy? If so I'm gay, and this parade is the reason
>>507399754>literally got shot less than a year ago>LOL HES BEHIND GLASSwhat a morbidly obese faggot you must be
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Marco rubio yawned.
What a bundle of sticks
>>507399767Tankers are goobers
>>507399680the Israel/Iran, Russia/Ukraine situation on his mind
>>507399755No one will ever buy Shrimp Gold you fucking meme flaggot
We can't even parade as good as North Korea.
https://youtu.be/Rsz-_fgWspo
this is incredibly underwhelming
>>507399109unbeatable airforce and navy
>>507399818i was wondering that too
why do our troops look so disgusting and brown, and they aren't in step when they march?
>>507399796its the armys birthday parade, its not meant to be a big event
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>>507399735Oh shid, civil war incoming
Look, thereโs a reason why we do flyovers and not march-bys at every football game. The Air Force has the cool shit.
>US military parade sponsored by COINBASE
Fucking lmao you can't make this up
Fort Bliss is a nice post. I liked being able to head into El Paso on the weekend to get bbq, drinks, and whores.
>>507399840Based noticer.
>>507399473You are speaking english, China, Russia and Iran are scared US may actually do something, and your pic got all wasted my dear friend, US armed forces don't need to go for too many theatrics.
>And here it comes, folks โ one of the most iconic symbols of World War II, the M4 Sherman tank. A workhorse of the U.S. Army during the war, the Sherman saw action across every theater of conflict. But its role in the liberation of Europe is especially notable. As this tank rolls past, let's take a moment to reflect on its place in history.
>On April 11, 1945, it was the M4 Sherman that, alongside American infantry, first arrived at the gates of the notorious concentration camp at Ohrdruf โ a sub-camp of Buchenwald in Germany. The soldiers who first witnessed the horrors inside were left deeply shaken, as they discovered emaciated prisoners and an atmosphere of death and despair. For many of these soldiers, the sight of the camp marked their first direct encounter with the unthinkable atrocities of the Holocaust. Let's take a moment to thank our sponsor, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce
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incredibly embarrassing to be an amerifat rn
Fucking embarrassing. Just start the false flag already
>ADHD zoomers seething
It's not that bad. Not as good as Russia or North Korea, but not horrible.
Go watch your twitch streams or whatever the fuck it is you like doing.
this looks like my fucking boot camp graduation jesus
>>507394264 (OP)USA number 1, foreign fags seethe at our might.
COMPARE YOURE PARADE TO OUR CHANIGNG OF THE GUARD AND KILL YOURSELF
in best korea everyone would just be executed
>>507399926lmao, where the fuck did they buy those berets? Shein?
>>507398936Who'd risk their life for Poroshenko's Ukraine? Wasn't his plan to roll over and die?
this style of marching is awkward, unnatural and uninspiring. it makes it easy for people to get out of step. the US military needs a new drill manual, FAST. also they need drummers, why is there no music?
>>507399048For a moment I thought that the historical regiments were art students doing a performance being le exhausted WW2 soldiers, then realized that the modern ones also walked the same. FFS.
What a sad parade for a superpower. China mogs you in these.
>I'm gonna sit through this entire snoozefest and nothing's gonna happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhih_I2IqtU&list=RDZhih_I2IqtU&start_radio=1
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>>507399823>With a thunderous yawns.
>>507399951which uniform era was this?
>>507399812its the army. They have the lowest iq requirement. Even lower than the marines.
>>507399680how do you have fun at a parade? I bet you giggle like a child and point at da army man
>>507394264 (OP)Very diverse army, Very kosher, Very United states
Missions in 20 countries going on
>>507394737Hell of a rabbit hole
>>507399664>>507399321I hope they improve their marching for next year's parade. I'm sure even Trump is embarrassed. I know marching doesn't make a good soldier, but it should be able the discipline and looking good.
>>507399675>israel will be nuked this timeIsrael is losing face and credibility right now. They started a war when every side told them to piss off and go sit in the corner.
>>507399625Exactly what I was about to post.
The living museum aspect of the parade is really cool, but the sponsors and shit like this is insane.
We can afford 20 years in the sandbox, free healthcare for illegals, but not a military parade?
>>507399924yeah we don't have much of a history of marching like europeans or other places do, we've always just walked so its never that impressive
Damn. Even our army knows how to display more kino.
>>507395472Most don't even know how to kick like that guy did, they are just really fast at delivering punches with a snap to them because of fast twitch muscle.
Slow twitch isn't as good as striking but is insane on the ground which is why whites usually win at wrestling.
Ask anymma coach which is better in a fight, striking or wrestling and they will tell you the latter
You have to have insane striking skills and a little bit of takedown defense from wrestling just to contend with someone who's been wrestling a few months
>>507395570Remember all of the .edu email addresses? Weird stuff, especially knowing how entrenched intelligence is in colleges
did they kill the announcer
>>507399926gooning accident
This cost billions of dollars...
>>507399979At least someone is having fun.
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>>507399796this fuckin thread is full of pakis jesus christ man
Will something interesting happen at this pride parade?
>>507399636Trump would have to be in on it too, like the last "assassination attempt"
i finally saw someone i know, edward you fuck you're never gonna live this down in the group chat.
Damn I almost feel sorry. Itยดs so tiny.
>>507400047>next yearBrother you aren't getting another parade for 50 years at least.
>>507400013its just the armys birthday parade, it isnt supposed to be some big event
>>507399767>autistic larper having a sperg out lmao this is the real parade
Dude what the fuck is this? I wanted tanks and massive hordes of Aryan beasts marching in unison and huge American flags waving that make it look like the country is on the brink of world domination. This is just a sad remember-whenfest. They couldnโt even tell the fats to stay home ffs
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A MILITARY PARADE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE MILITARY BAND MUSIC YOU RETARDED MUTTS
>>507399403Pretty solid list there.
Nothing happens, these digits confirm.
if America's enemies are watching this right now, just go for it, they're pussies
>>507399907>this is incredibly underwhelmingDonald skimmed a couple hundred million from the parade budget for himself.
This is the most awkward parade I've ever seen. Some of those guys look like they've just learned how to walk.
>parade such a snooze that even the sleeper cells of Iran decided it's not worth doing an attack on
MIGA!
>>507399823What thunderous applause? This shit is dead as fuck
Why does this seem so bland and depressing
when you're number 1 you don't have to show off enjoying the seethe
Wtf, they can't march properly.
The US fucking army needs to be protected by a row of DC fucking police
lmao
>>507399969Apparently, there is, but their management of audio levels is shit, so SOMETIMES it's too fucking quiet or something.
This is why WE have a giant live orchestra.
Doesn't matter how bad your audio levels are - it's the loudest thing on the entire fucking Parade.
>>507400078He only speaks when the donations roll in.
>>507400117Zion Don will declare war on Iran.
Okay seriously, I know there are feds actively monitoring this thread. Bring me on board, I'll make this shit way cooler and get your recruitment numbers up. This is such low energy that sri lanka is probably thinking of taking a run at us now
>>507400057We would murder all of you so quickly you wouldn't even have time to mutter "ay, cabron..." And your president is a kike woman. Shut the fuck up, Mexico.
I wanna go to bed but I don't wanna miss it if something happens
>>50740009545 million, or 6 dollars per american taxpayer
>>507400158true, or at least some bgm going on with the announcer, I wonder what happened
>>507400181>number 1>hasn't won a war since ww2yikes
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one would assume that during a military parade you show the world the very best you've got
you guys are absolutely fucked next time you get sent to war with boots on the ground
>>507399985its always embarassing being an amerifat
>standard american military ad
EVEN LOOKNERโS GIVING UP
THIS SUCKS, POST ACTUAL GOOD PARADES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=---g-f_I2yQ
Anyone know who the announcer guy is? My mom keeps asking me.
>>507398758You there Leaf? Give me a confirmation.
this isn't about displaying strength why do people keep thinking it's supposed to be
AMERIFATS CAN'T INTO MILITARY PARADES
EVEN RUSSIA CAN DO A BETTER JOB, WHILE THEY ARE AT WAR, NO LESS!
>>507399926ai, the parade is Palantir AI Gen 4.
>>507394264 (OP)Thats alot of drone food.
>>507399878He's literally surrounded by thousands of police and military you tard. It's not some forested field in bumfuck PA
>>507399734>>507399739which one of you is californian
>>507399823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgiBXki5C7s
EVEN THE INDIAN DANCE PARADES ARE BETTER THAN THIS LMFAO!
rolling for kamikaze drone attack
Trump is going to punch his pillow tonight.
Their marching skills are weak.
My old, high school, marching band did much better than this. Sadge
>>507399815> a bunch of non-whites and women in ww2 uniformsZomg this is so based! Canโt wait to die for Israel Mr. President. MIGA MIGA MIGA
>>50740009145 million and 80% covered by sponsors
America wants Canada to be afraid of this?
>>507400181Is Trump trying to get us to pay more into NATO?
Why don't they have music?
>>507400138holy shit this is so awful I hadn't even realized it
this shuffle-walk theyre doing is fucking ridiculous
the generals in command of these divisions should be demoted
>>507399808Our soldiers are training to kill, synchronized marching is for nations trying to project non-existent military power
UFC SPONDERED KILLING MACHINES
>Sponsored by UFC
Well at least this one somewhat fits
>government parade
>sponsored by ufc
>>507400291correct, it's about displaying weakness
>>507400188That's seriously not the worst thing in the world, who gives a shit about that besides nerds like you from other countries
>>507399847This. Those cucks literally boast their ""strength"" out of insecurity. The US has no need to
God the deathly silence except for the squeaking tracks is cringe as hell. No music or anything
>>507400249He delivers s--o-y to the front lines
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>>507399939whores? ever made it to Juarez
>>507400296OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
This is 4D chess by Trump. Literally master level statecraft.
The soldiers in the parade look like shit ON PURPOSE to bait democrats into hating the military and to make Russia think we are dysgenic mutts.
This is literally a 200 IQ move by Trump. So fucking glad I trusted the plan.
I'm glad I get to see everything in OD green finally
>>507400181Number 1 in losing protracted wars to irrelevant shitholes
>>507400312iโm from michigan
>>507400180its because all these soldiers know that after this they are gonna have to load all these vehicles back up onto the trains for the next 12-15 hours straight.
>>507400195I kind of like the cheering back at the crowd. It should be fun, it is the Army's birthday. Doesn't need to be a serious cock wag like Russia, China, NK, Iran, etc.
>>507400272its the armys birthday parade bud, it isnt meant to be some large victory parade
Bros Im scared. This is the perfect opportunity to falseflag the gringoylem into the war that just keeps getting hotter.
What if something happens?
>>507400140It's a national holiday now I'm pretty sure
Literally who Central Asian shitholes know how to march during military parades. Where the fuck is your discipline?
>>507400158they hired a retard who lied on his resume and cant into proper audio mixing. they could have hired a mobile dj and got a better jobdone for like $100 an hour.
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>>507394264 (OP)They radiate the enthusiasm of German soldiers marching to POW camps after Germany capitulated.
The sponsorship thing is humiliation ritual.
Seriously though it's pretty based that when you basically just let people do whatever they want they create the richest most powerful nation of all time.
>>507400338Yeah because there was no way in hell funding for this would've gotten past congress.
>THIS NONTENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE UFC
That explains everything
>>507400355Coinbase also sponsored it, I wonder how many sponsors there are for this disaster.
>This is what i voted for
>>507394264 (OP)just in time for WW3
Its hilarious seeing the American marching troops and they're all fat compared to the NK marching troops who all all nearly dying from starvation
>>507394264 (OP)Yeah, there is going to be a war for kikes, but why the hell there is not atleast music? of a band touching something, this is lame.
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I was expecting something completely over the top and ultra giga patriotic, super high energy with a shitload of people and loud music.
This looks like some random Finnish military parade they hold in small cities, but scaled up a bit.
They should have hired some wrestling company to design this and it would have looked right.
>>507400054How much are lefties going to squeal when Trumps next EO is to mandate goose stepping for the army following this shameful display?
((((((((((((((((((((terrorists))))))))))))))))))))))))
>Sponsored by UFC
Yup this a total humiliation ritual
>SPONSORED BY THE UFC
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING JOKE YOUR COUNTRY IS
>>507400249kek, great edit little netherlands
Main character country btw
>>507399309Don't make excuses.
Brits were knee deep in Afghan and Iraq with you but still smashed their parades for Trooping the Colour and Remembrance Day every year. Your guys just didn't put the time or effort in. Russia's military isn't exactly 'sitting around' at the moment but their Victory Day parade was still on point and plenty of the guys marcing were carrying medals.
>>507400355Dana White is the president of the UFC. He is a MASSIVE supporter of Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a WWE sponsorship too. Triple Bypass loves Trump and was just at the White House this morning.
>>507400249>one would assume that during a military parade you show the world the very best you've gotthat's what retarded turd world counties do and not what thus is about
>>507400249In fairness, all that bluster doesn't translate to russian military performance
UFC is third world niggerslop.
>>507399979BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!
>>507394264 (OP)>fat black people in clunky tanks sponsored by ufcis this the feared american army? did entire world forget how to war? what happened? only drones work, fucking gamers.
>>507399924>they aren't in step when they march?yeah that's weird af, they are so fucking low energy too. Ngl chink parades are much more kewl to watch, at least they know how to walk.
>>507400280sounds like Michael Cole from WWE
WHY THE FUCK IS THE US ARMY SPONSORED BY THE UFC AND COINBASE?!?!
lmao
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>announcer barely able to say "and struck the Pentagon"
lmao
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what's next Pfizer?
he's fucking laughing kek
>>507400488>TALIBANOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>507400272its amazing what a society can accomplish without jewish influence
Do you not have musicians in the military? Would probably liven this snooze fest up a bit.
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>>507394264 (OP)All respect to those who serve. And that you Mr. President giving these amazing people a day to shine.
>>507400154lmao retard alert ahahaha
>>507400394It's more cringe they are reviewing all the extended wars we had... for Israel. Even the American Civil war was promoted by Freemasons and Jesuits who wanted to make America rejoin the UK.
>>507399073The parade is objectively embarrassing for a superpower. Like it's actually sad and demoralizing.
This parade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcnNa7Fxvd0&t=38m35s was organized by a $5000 GDP per capita nation 40 years ago which spent 500 years of its history being a colony of the Ottoman Empire. Nationalism and fascism were outlawed on ideological ground. Whenever your parade ends, sit for like 5 minutes and watch them march around and try to spot the difference in morale and organization. It's the same format with same historical narration and all that. You can rewind by 10-20 minutes to see the soldiers actually march and not one of them breaking the lockstep. Now go back to your mystery meat mutts walking around like retards and tell me with a straight face that you're a superpower.
That's the gayest shit I've ever seen.
>MUH 9/11
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507400355>he doesn't know about the Joe Rogan division
9/11 section brought to you by Lucky Larry
>>507394264 (OP)How come Amerikkkans can't synchronize their marching? they look lazy and unprofessional.
>Brought to you by Coinbaseusa is literally a cryptoscam country
person
at least bring in Jocko Willink...
rolling for mcdonalds sponsor
>Talking about a war you lost
>>507400449Thatโs why Iโm watching.
I guess you could call the military a "fight club"
>and the Taliban returned to power
TOPKEK
We paid $45,000,000 for this ?
PRAISE MARS!!!! DEATH TO ISRAEL
how can UFC be a sponsor but not WWE?
I thought they're the same company now
>>507396625Dude warn us next time before posting this, I watched this and now Iโm Homosexual
This is the part where you foreigners kneel.
i hope you all get drafted.
seething overseas rn bros
>>507400597>TRUMPCOIN BUY IT TODAY ON WWW.TRUMPLOVESCHUMPSkek
>>507399576Thank you for your time. This book needs to be spread far and wide.
the parade forgot the
war of 1812
spanish-american war
>>507400613we should have sent a division of bagpipers to spice it up, as a show of good will
You guys literally lost 90% of these wars lmaoo
BARRACUDA!!!
USA USA USA!!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
>the song that's basically in every 'badass' scene that has a female beating up men
ffs
I swear if we don't see a fucking gundam or something come swooping in this country is officially cooked
>MCDONALDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I'M LOVIN IT. FILLED WITH MCPATRIOTISM
No bro... lmaoooooooo not barracuda
God day of the pillow soon
>>507399309Militaries that get lots of time to drill because everyone is scared of them.
>>507399932I want military air ships back so bad, would be killer to see zeppelins flying overhead, armored and armed to the teeth.
BARRACUDA
YES
YES
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>507400368nobody wants to do this shit. also i haven't watched it yet, but US marching is basically just walking. arms 6 inch to front 3 to rear. step step step
some countries got this hilarious leg flippy thing like the jeets, i kinda wish we had that monty python kinda thing
BARRACUDA!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
>>507400013china? even Chile does. Try mexico, china and russia are on another level.
oh shit, rush!
CANADIAN BAND ON THE ARMY ANNIVERSARY KEK
Third-world niggers seething
USA USA USA USA USA
>No mention of Operation Cyclone causing the historically insane blowback that ultimately was 9/11 and the subsequent occupation of the very country Operation Cyclone itself took place in
>No mention that Osama bin Laden was once on the US - CIA payroll directly
lol awkward
And the crowd goes mild Hahahaha
>>507400725Don't worry the pendulum swing for Korea will be female enslavement.
oh hey theres vance and his non-white kids and wife whos marriage totally wasnt arranged by thiel after giving vance a buttpie
>Rock music for the 9/11 war on terror segment
Fucking kek, this really is for an incoming draft.
>march for us, you goblins!
that kid turning around and being retarded was a jumpscare
dog not even the kids are having fun
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Why is the whole crowd Chinese
JEWISH INFLUENCE ON THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS COUNTER PRODUCTIVE
>>507400001you're confused, zelensky was the one who ran his election on cucking down and pacifism in 2019
are you thinking of yanukovich?
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>507400579Don't lie. Cole is based
>>507400593It's been out of order. They stopped 1812, wwi, Phillipines, gulf war i
>Crowd
>Chinks
>Gooks
>Beaners
>Niggers
>Japs
What the fuck.
Why are there so many Asians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UskzkBvxUak
>that general explaining Vance's kid stuff
WHOLESOME
WAIT. Hold on a second.. Is this?
>>507394264 (OP)god, this parade is so fucking embarrassing.
>>507399157seeing firsthand what the country really is is depressing as fuck
Trump has the right ideas but he's leading a country of people who are not up for those ideas at all
Anyone noticed a lack of niggers and spics in the crowd? What do they mean by this?
How long has it been on??
>>507400810>some countries got this hilarious leg flippy thing like the jeets, i kinda wish we had that monty python kinda thingThat would probably be extortionately expensive with VA disability for extremity injuries.
when is Germany doing a parade like this?
Seeing a lot of white people & asians in the crowd
hispanics need to wake the fuck up and quit the shit
>>507400654Marching is obsolete.
>unsanctioned music
Just nuke this shithole china
The women and the diversity ruins this.
comparing this shit to the George W Bush era is hilarious, what a fucking downfall
>>507400767they busted out the army's emergency "mandatory fun day" soundtrack, i'm surprised its not thunderstruck.
>EACH TIME THE CAMERAS PANS ON THE PUBLIC THERE ARE CHINKS AND NIGGERS
>EACH TIME THE CAMERAS PANS ON THE PUBLIC THERE ARE CHINKS AND NIGGERS
>EACH TIME THE CAMERAS PANS ON THE PUBLIC THERE ARE CHINKS AND NIGGERS
>EACH TIME THE CAMERAS PANS ON THE PUBLIC THERE ARE CHINKS AND NIGGERS
>>507400446They cannot even march well
someone got the instrumental version of barracuda
>>507400597At this fucking point, I'm unironically hoping for "RAID: Shadow Legends"
>>507399011oh wow. i didnt even notice that. holy fuck thats embarrassing, do they not get issued a dress uniform?
>>507400863LOL THEY ALL LOOK BORED
Nice Canadian music you got there.
195
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in case you want to hear the actual song
amazing vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOkQ6THDVw
have you noticed none of the abrams have the reactive armor? neither in ukraine or here. Is it not a thing anymore?
>>507398678this seems very possible though everyone will know (((who))) is behind it instantly though
kek
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AHAHAHAHAHAH omg... I'm dying... THE MUTT
>>507400922I'm seeing chinks in the crowd but no jeets
WHERE ARE THE JEETS /pol/ keeps talking about?
>>507400928what you don't like looking at 20 different green vehicles over and over with soldiers who cant even march in step?
Everything looks like it did when I deployed 15 years ago lmao.
They haven't advanced ANYTHING?
WW2 German PoWs marching through Moscow showed more enthusiasm than this fucking lot.
>>507400249I thought the education system in Belgium would be better than you've shown it to be.
>>507400863kennedy looks like he is smelling some poo
WHy does this make trannys seethe so hard?
Haha the crowd is so small
Miggers thought this was a good idea lmao
HELP ME IM LITERALLY DYING FROM CRINGE OVERDOSE
>>507400938>Thanks to our sponsor, My Pillow>A comfy nights rest, even in a foxhole>My Pillow
>>507400987>camera pans to the military>blacks, beaners, and women
THANK YOU DANA WHITE FOR YOUR SERVICE
ufc/parade stream on picrel
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING CHINKS.
LOOK AT THIS
the crowd is like 50/50 white & asian in some sports
Crowd more diverse than the LA riots
>>507400742Thank goodness you responded. It is truly that important. Fuck my audiobook. Just read it for yourself. I just made it because I like to read aloud. Thankfully I reached 30k people. I hate Israel from the depths of my being for all they have done to western nations. Take care.
>>507401035>What, me worry?
>>507401035a-at least he's white right?
>>507400946probably right everyone scams the VA like jeets as it is already
>>507400989we dont do marching, this is the 4th parade the us army has ever done in 250 years
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
I honestly feel mildly embarrassed lol
The Army's 250th Anniversary has been brought to you by - BlueChew. In Corporation with MeUndies. And, BetterHelp.
there's barely any people there either wtf
>>507401054that's just a residual brain worm
I love how theyre acting like they won these wars lmao
MY COMPUTER CHAIR SMELLS LIKE MUSTY ASSHOLE
WHAT DO?
>barracuda playing as a single m1 rolls by trump
fuck this parade sucks
So are future tanks and what not going to be shown or is it just going to abruptly end here? What's even going on is this some kind of intermission?
>>507400780For me, It's San Andreas song
Deeply uncool, thank god they're gonna draft us all they'd never get new recruits with this bullshit
>>507400272If Aliens attack Earth I want those Chinese Robots to defend us, not these lame mutts.
quick quick zoom out of the empty crowds
nobody goes to a parade to listen to the same stale music from the local classic rock station. there are marching bands for a reason.
Not gonna lie this is kinda embarrassing
>>507401002enlisted did when i was in. i was an officer so i had to buy mine. these niggers can't even iron a nice set of acu's or whatever they're calling the current pattern.
Why are they playing the RSBN theme song at the parade?
yeah this is kind of extremely embarrassing, this is supposed to be an impressive show of force.
The dutch army parade for the king at the lowest point of army funding was more impressive than this shit.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idxiLt2FCMA
>>507401100Spies getting a good look at the state of the military
the fucking boomer rock lmao, what a bunch of nigger faggots
>>507401002they used too, but i wouldn't be surprised if that's another thing that they make the troops pay for out of their own pocket now. you already paid for your own combat uniforms and boots back when i joined in 2014.
Where are the qts? Even putin has them, dont tell me that Trump went woke
This is boring af but it makes people I hate seethe, so itโs pretty good I guess
>>507401149Or that they won them. America has never really won any external wars.
>>507401146>BetterHelpKEK
Trump is going to launch Nukes at Israel at the climax of God Bless the USA.
Duke Check'em
>>507401100Asians love to go to patriotic events it's quite a phenomenon here
>>507400989There was something bothering me.
I finally found out, they have no weapons during that parade.
Tons of chinks and they are all old too kek
THIS PARADE IS SHIT AHAHAHAH
THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGHS AT YOU
I regret voting for trump
>>507401193is that ian miles cheon?
>>507401193is this considered "white" in america?
>>507401100/ptg/ are SEA diaspora confirmed
Why did they stop the narration, and why to music and crowd cuts?
>half the crowd asians and spics
>the other half whites who want them gone
kek fucking joke is this
>>507400923OH NO
STOP IT
NOT MORE PORN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is the parade already over?
>>507401092turn your monitor on
>>507401238would suck those tits so hard god damn
>>507401238kek chink spy, kino
i was expecting this to have 100x more the sudden fascistic ZOG military seizure of power
If I was Iranian, I'd feel pretty confident after this showing. Bunch of overweight, limp wristed mutts.
>>507401035There's treatment for that, assuming it's only the eyes that are fucked
>VASEN, VASEN
>VENTTAA KUN Mร KUSEN
>OIKEE, OIKEE
>MUL ON MUNA SOIKEE
>TIKU, TAKU
>IINES JA AKU
>>507401299Yes, it actually is.
>>507401100Spies checking out our latest military gear, they don't seem impressed
>>507401146>and here come marching our vital intelligence analysts>Sponsored by Oracle, Palantir, and Mossad!
is this like 1st military parade in decades or am i missing something? i havent seen USA parade ever (atleast not in modern times) so did trump solely bring this back?
>>507394264 (OP)Gay and a waste of money, authoritarian governments do this. It's destroying the roads even with the rubber treads.
Makes US look weak
>>507401308>tf>tpglass houses, Chang
PREDICTING NEXT SONG IS ACDC TNT
The rock music is cool but I would have liked some traditional marching band music.
What's with the grandpa rock
>>507400368forgot to mention that shuffle-marching is for interval spacing also, its actually a legit thing while in formation
>playing BRITISH heavy metal
>British rock song
>American military parade
Humiliation ritual confirmed wtf is this gay shit
>>507394264 (OP)Orange man bad but unironically he's such a huge faggot for this. Elon is probably sperging on twitter about this cause he's getting his government handouts cut off o algo.
Is this the no kings parade? Low energy. Disappointed.
lmao, Trumpโs boomer rock playlist
holy shit this is the most pathetic music i've ever heard.
>>507401238They are american so why not
>>507401184WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
>>507399109You used to be 90% White and with the largest White population when kikes couldn't be that massive kikes that they are now
Now you are like 50% White and jews jew harder than ever + you are all too domesticated faggots to do anything about it.
>>507400906Chinese spys
>>507400410What's wrong anon?
>>507401204The ads are the worst part.
You don't fucking DO THAT.
Whoever came out with that idea needs to be executed. For their own good. They're literally too retarded to live. It'd be a mercy.
I'm not even going to mention that some of the ads have FUCK ALL to do with military.
>>507401272They have weapons, they're just bullpups
>>507401364You donโt need to be in shape to push a button.
>>507401334It was over before it even began bro
>>507398991>LOCKHEED, COINBASE, ORACLE>PREDICTIONS?>BURGER KINGApplebees
>>507401247no
but belle should fuck niggers tho
>>507401187If this parade was meant to get zoomies go to the recruiting office, the admin is in for a big surprise. This whole show reeks of mothball boomers.
>>507401252American cheerleaders can't march.
>>507401433its the only thing keeping me itt
>>507401456its the army's birthday parade
STEVEN SEGAL STATUS?!?!?!
>>507396909I saw that too, looked really fuckin weird. Maybe the flag was important in some way and touched the ground? I also saw a parachuter that seemed like he was having trouble and headed for a treeline, I chalked that one up to perspective, surely an "elite parachuter" could touch down safely in all that open area.
>>507401433This is pinned thread lol.
Everyone in the crowd is white or asian.
They can't even get the lyrics to the songs.
AND they had sponsers
>>507401397It's because ww3 is imminent
>>507401443There's nothing more American than British Rock music, shut the fuck up Gookrahim.
Strykers are dogshit
DOGSHIT
Fuck strykers, all my homies HATE strykers
>>507401470It's bullshit. There is no mixing of Judaism and Christianity. Judaism is a heresy canonized 200+ years after the new testament.
they should try playing some dark synth
this is so silly that it actually wraps back around again to being kino
>>507401508I love Belly Dolphin
>>507401027I assume you wouldn't put reactive armour on parade tanks so you don't accidentally blow up the audience, and the abramses you shipped here were stripped of most non-essential basic stuff
>>507401146Squarespace will be seething.
>>507401193the lone smiling white boomer in the background kek
>i did this!
>>507401426Thunderstruck, take a drink every time they say it
>>507401552itโs all legally distinct enough to not be the actual licensed music
>>507401272Itโs weird, are they scared someone is going to assassinate someone important? Those rifles arenโt loaded anyway for parades AFAIK.
>>507401509>inb4 trump paid people to make edits of this on tik tok>they're shitty capcut template ones too
THE TRANNIES IN PHILLY ARE GETTING UPPITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkNTiIk5w4o
hope they play some black sabbath next, seeing as they're playing bong rock
Why did I fucking commute 3 hours from NYC to come see this fucking thing I thought we were gonna get a cool parade and now everyone's just laughing at my country.
There are some Japanese military otaku here who are visibly annoyed and complaining to me that they thought America was good at this stuff.
>>507401397fourth parade ever done, last one was after ww2
>>507401591That'd be depressing
>>507401461Trump had boomer for his return to office.
>>507401492Don't waste your breath. US is just too ZOG-ed to change.
>>507401622It's been a mix of cringe and mediocre kino.
>>507401493I'm speaking about the US parade. You paraded without weapons and with standard uniforms, not ceremonial ones, that felt weird.
wewww trump looks tired as fug
This is so brutal LMAO how many millions of dollars did this cost me?? HAHAHAHAHA
>>507401456The problem with america here is it has no real heritage to fall back on so their parade is inherently soulless and filled with sponsorship callouts in what is truly peak capitalism. This parade is just rubbing it in that America stands for mcdonalds.
WHITEBOIS ARE IN THE ARMY AGAIN
>>507401522They is your army so low energy and lacklustre?
>this "marching"
Ahaha, holy shit.
is it just me or does this kind of suck ass
I know this is Army, but is there any chance weโll get B2 bombers?
CAN AMERICANS NOT MARCH!? WTF IS THIS WALKING?
>>507401575i bet the assholes that build them and charge 10 million a piece or whatever love em to death
bro
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i actually can't get over how shit this is
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this
>>507400338>80% covered by sponsorsHilarious, you niggers can't have military parades without coinbase footing the bill
the roads. the roads. you're destroying the heckin roads
Mods unsticky. This is embarrassing
>>507401586Preach it, brother
the stryker, my beloved piece of shit rolling casket. every day i miss the soft hum of your engine causing me massive hearing loss. seems like 7th/2nd infantry division didn't even get invited to the parade, too many warcrimes in the war on terror to participate.
To be fair, "sponsored by UFC" and playing rock music as tanks roll down the street while the announcer brags about how we leveled the middle east is about as American as it gets.
>>507401672its muzak piped in from the whitehouses phone system for whenthey put you on hold.
>>507401461It's going to harm recruitment. orange retard strikes again
>TANKS
>SOLDIERS WHO CANT MARCH IN STEP
>IFVS
>APCS
>TANKS
>SOLDIERS WHO CANT MARCH IN STEP
>IFVS
>APCS
>TANKS
>SOLDIERS WHO CANT MARCH IN STEP
>IFVS
>APCS
Just imagine how much cooler this would be with swastikas spammed everywhere
are they marching or fucking walking?
Seriously, them not being able to march properly is so cringe.
If they can't do something so basic, are they really taught the more advanced stuff?
>>507399985https://files.catbox.moe/gzdam7.mp4
>>507401685NO REFUNDS
you can watch Mexicoโs latest parade for some hate-watch kino.
>even the green berets are marching like shit
STOP MAKING THE MODS WORK HARDER THAN THEY ACTUALLY GET PAID
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when are the navy seals to appear?
IN THE DAYS OF MY YOUTH, I WAS TOLD, WHAT IT MEANS, TO BE A GOY
Are they making this cringe on purpose just to demoralize us
>can't march straight
lmao
>millions of dollars and these fuckers cant even march
>they're just walking
special forces, cant even march
>>507401693I'm literally dying laughing,these are the elites
>>507401761Canadians
Canadians built them
The marching really is kind of low effort. That really is ruing the aesthetic of it, and it's like the columns are too thin, they should have gone wider rather than longer o help fill the area more.
>go take a leak
>+500 replies
slow down nibbas it's not that important
>NOGUNZ PARADE
>NOGUNZ PARADE
>NOGUNZ PARADE
>NOGUNZ PARADE
>NOGUNZ PARADE
hahahahaha they look so retarded its not funny
>>507401375>LEFT, LEFT>WAIT TILL SHID>RIGHT, RIGHT>MY DICK IS LEANING RIGHTthe rest is about donald duck, daisy and the two squirrels.
Gotta keep the spirits up, while marching.
mogged by russian trannies
>>507401725you had a stroke mate?
>>507401725trained to fight enemies rather than march in parade
that's the narrative anyway :^)
>>507401825Imagine the smell
>>507401721It's very american, that's for sure.
Doesn't this make you want to join the marines and become a Chad, Amerimutts?
>>507401825peak mid jeet-bait
>>507401146>This army is steadfastly protecting you from foreign threats. But you know what can protect your from threats online? NordVPN
>>507401717We might have made money with the sponsorships.
>>507399723only people I've seen happy were on horses or vehicles
if we're gonna have sloppy marching, let the infantry ride on top of the strykers, Bradleys, ect and be silly guys throwing candy to the kids
>>507394264 (OP)i refuse to watch
no kings
>>507397948I mean, yes. Thatโs literally who this is for. 70yr old Boomers and their 8yr old great-grandkids.
Parades arenโt for 37yr old men unless youโre a gay.
Fuck it
Lil Wayne's A Milli would actually go hard as fuck - the instrumental
>>507401665Actually more kino that this embarrassment.
>>507401725this is the army 4th parade ever, our military doesnt do pomp and circumstance
oh no
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trump vs. no kings
>>507401721>no real heritage to fall backwe do though. there is an agenda to make us forget it.
HOW CAN THESE FAT SLOPPY TROUSERED APES NOT STAY IN STEP
The worse the parade, the better the military. They have better shit to do than practice mindless marching
>That marching
Jesus fucking Christ this makes the US military look bad.
For future PR reasons, they should refrain from doing anything except flyovers with a shitload of planes.
THANK YOU DANA WHITE FOR YOUR SERVICE
ufc/parade stream on picrel
Why are they shuffling like they've shit themselves?
strongets military in the world kek
Remember what you are fighting for
>butt rock blasting from the speakers as sad tiny formations amble by
>BROUGHT TO YOU BY COINBASE
lol, lmfao even.
>special forces
>looks very general
the girls are creaming themselves watching this, I say itโs the boomer rock
>>507401672What di u guys expect these guys sue trump every chance they can
>>507400047I hope there isnโt a next years parade what a waste of money just so miga retards can feel special.
>>507401702I'm not expecting them to change.
I have this weird compulsion to at least point out their worst mistakes to them.
Not even expecting them to change or draw conclusions, just...
I just want them to know...
>American military parade
>creative commons electric guitar music
>narrator talking all the time like it's a commercial to keep the attention of people
>>507401853I'm starting to think that someone is sabotaging Trump here
even the special force look like bunch of dorks
hahaha
>>507401781we know where to get more
in countries that have oil supplies that need jus' a lil bit more 'o democracy
I "march" like this after 11 beers
rangers can't march for shit, are they the faggots of the armed forces?
>>507401760What century do you think youโre living in? Americanโs did all the marching they needed during the civil and independence wars (you lost).
>>507401568Ew boomer spotted
This feels straight out of a parody on netflix or prime.
>>507401238He's an AYYY or has gopher blood.
>>507401709We donโt really know how to do proper parades. We unironically need some French advisors to show us how itโs done. It was the Bastille Day parade that impressed Trump, after all.
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>>507401870this is a once in a lifetime occurrence
>>507401968ahahahahaha lmao
fucking hell
>>507401859"special" means something different in america
this is the most american thing ive seen
>>507401940the us army doesnt ever practice marching, this is only the 4th parade they have ever done in 250 years
what the fuck is this? if your going to parade why not go the whole hog instead of this fucking EMBARRASSMENT. you mutts should be fucking ashamed
>>507401988shouldn't special forces be you know, secret?
Was there one war after WW2 mentioned that the USA won? They seem to conveniently gloss over the circumstances at the ends of their conflicts.
>>507394264 (OP)Cant wait to see sally's two gay mums twerking on top of a purple abrahams that's blasting nigger music from loudspeakers.
some absolutely terrible marching
>>507401685It is funny, half the purpose of these parades is supposed to be a show of force, discipline, and unity, but when soldiers can't even march in step with one another it completely undermines the point.
The other half is drumming up patriotism but kind of hard when soldiers look so pathetic.
>>507401865the snowback mexicans of the north, of course
>>507402012The virgin march...
>Appear weak when you are strong Young Grasshopper
>>507401927That's a ton of cellular traffic to collect on.
>>507401924more like plump and circumcised. but this parade is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
OP
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I haven't marched in 15 years, and I'm pretty sure I can still do a better job than most of these crayon eating retards.
>>507401949It's probably more about "LOOK DUDES I WAS IN THE PARADE!"
I thought the no kings protest would be the lamest cringiest part of today but this is next level man
>niggas just walking
This is funnier than I thought it'd be.
These fuckers can't march in unison. These are the rangers? Are they down syndrome candidates?
Who chose this fucking music?
They march like NPCs. The drill sergeants must be PISSED.
>>507402063where the fuck are her cock and balls?
would of been nice to see some guys in M81 and Universal Couch Pattern
I imagine a lot of mutts will sign up to die for Israel after this
>>507402048anons don't understand
fighting is the purpose not marching
>the entire us army is chinkoids, fatties, nogs, and spics
>>507394264 (OP)USA parading it's shitskin military.
>>507401685>There are some Japanese military otaku here who are visibly annoyed and complaining to me that they thought America was good at this stuff.IS THAT WHY HALF THE CROWD IS ASIAN?
Itโs the fucking train autists but military?
>A BUNCH OF NIGGERS
>CAN'T MARCH
???????????????????????????????????????????????
>meddl
>no actual marching
that's pretty cringe. not gonna lie.
>>507398187Fuck ukraine.
Slava America
This is embarrassing hahaha man trump is a clown for this
>Almost every fuckin squadron is out of step
This shit is so fuckin and it's unreal. Are these actually soldiers or actors?
>that march
Americans, explain yourselves
>>507394264 (OP)their march is trash
they're just walking
They're all just fucking walking, it looks so gay.
>>507401927>Armyโs 250th anniversary parade vs. paid professionalsftfy
>>507402027Yeah, i remember him saying he wanted his own after seen our parade.
THIS FUCKIN SUCKS! THEY CAN'T EVEN MARCH!
WHERE IS MY HELL MARCH!!!
>>507402031It's hard enough to keep up with the shrimp skids linking their spyware.
Honestly surprised the shrimps are spamming their shit here, I thought they stuck exclusively to /pw/
I would've forgave the sloppy marching if they at least carried firearms with full kits.
I can't watch this anymore
WHY DOES THE US ARMY WALK LIKE FUCKING CIVVIES???????????
I like how they salute if they feel like it.
>>507402085BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COMMAND AND CONQUER MUSIC
>>507401685Meanwhile I commuted 3 hours TO NYC to see Glenngary Glen Ross with Bob Odenkirk and Bill Burr. My dad loved it
>>507401924we should send you some bagpipers, it helps keep you in time when you march
Combat army vs performant army.
Broooo did that stryker just stalled ? KEK
MODS DOING A GREAT JOB
THEY ARE ON YOUR SIDE
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MODS DOING A GREAT JOB
THEY ARE ON YOUR SIDE
STOP POSTING PORN
MODS DOING A GREAT JOB
THEY ARE ON YOUR SIDE
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MODS DOING A GREAT JOB
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MODS DOING A GREAT JOB
THEY ARE ON YOUR SIDE
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>>507402146i;m defecting to russia. privyet
This parade better be LGBTQ friendly
>marching division
>no marching
>zogbot slouching ceremony
>>507402156no jeets?
>>but I thought /pol/ said the country is full of jeets
Even the jeets stay in step better than us.
>>507401949Not that bad.
>rock and roll playingBut, they should sharpen up in walking to beat.
>that's what women in lead does to discipline, I suppose
You can tell this was quickly thrown together last minute, but at least they tried do something special for Army's 250th
>they just started walking around and not even marching
WALK IN THE PARK
HEY HEY HEY
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>NIGGERS CAN'T MARCH
>>507401949and why don't they have guns
they're just walking there
omfg
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welp looks like theres a very good reason as to why america doesnt do military parades lol
we just suck at pomp and circumstance
none of the troops can fucking march, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFJkwy6xQZk
>>507402140I wished they marched like NPCs
They march like they're on the way to the base McDonalds
>>507401677We are forever flooded with MAGA low IQ AI. After all anime and MAGA dont mix. MAGA = Qatar.
>>507402140to be fair they're not exactly marching, gotta keep a slow pace so the parade goes by slow enough
>>507402085That's not the point of the parade.
>>507402146hello again bitchhands lol
>>507402169Diversity hires it seems.
>>507398550And for kikes not for anything to do with our interests
THANK YOU DANA WHITE FOR YOUR SERVICE
ufc/parade stream on picrel
>>507394264 (OP)>They are to defeat the enemies of the united states and the "sleepers"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
9/11 9/11
Fag parades are more based than this kek
>>507401988That's why they're "special"
>>507401665anyone got a webm of that ugandan parade with plastic mechs?
>>507402169They took all the homeless out of LA and put them in uniforms.
>>507394264 (OP)Do service members *not* have to be in step during parades or something?
>>507402220It would unironically look better if they were walking normally instead of whatever they're trying to do
10th Mountain are pussies. PUSSY FAGGOTS
Why are half looking right but the other half are staring straight in their formation?
>>507402150its because other militaries havent been to war is decades so all they do is parades lol
What is everyone upset about? I don't understand what's going on.
Least patriotic I've ever felt
do they practice marching in the army? why are they so bad at it?
>>507402222they're randomly saluting the crowd, it's fucking hilarious, you'd get your balls ripped off by your sergeant if you did that in the bong army.
Do Americans not get taught to march in lockstep? that's like the first thing you learn in the army
Jesus this narrator sounds like heโs at his whits end so many flubs and stumbles bro canโt even talk right
>>507402220I think they just never practice marching, they probably only marched during boot camp lol
all you march niggers need to shut the FUCK UP
>>507402048there's no excuse, all branches do drill in basic training. this is just low effort slop and complete lack of discipline
>>507397789>>507398067I saw the phorm energy ad, I thought maybe it was some up and coming saudi shit but its an Annheuser Busch and Dana White collaboration. The same Dana White that shouted out Adin Ross on election night.
>>507402211>using a seatbelt in a strykerthis is probably that guys first time out of an office
>>507402232The US military is more about blowing shit up and killing lots of people..
>>507402366We don't know how anymore
We lost the technology
>>507402232we have tons of pipers in chicago, boston and nyc's police departments but this is just the army
alright
Narrating over music - music that's almost on the same level as the narrator's mic - is pretty sloppy
You can tell this quickly threw this together within the last month or two
And this just sounds like generic truck background music
the tanks squeak because they haven't had any enemy guts to grease them with for almost 100 years
ZOGBOTS report for duty. Who is here who wants to die for Israel?
>>507402156The army is literally a welfare program
>>507401591If trump was actually a fascist this parade wouldn't be so fucking gay and lame.
>>507402391theyre just not very good at this sort of thing
have the jets flown yet>?
pol is retarded. on no they arent matching like muh hitler fantasy oh no. bunch of queers lol. hope you get drafted and then you can get everyone in step.
>>507402391shitskins coping about their weak militaries
>>507402374They donโt even know why they march.
>>507402233The point is to showcase discipline, give off the vibe that niggas will truly fight to the death if you ask them to
This does not give that vibe, you get the impression the American army will surrender the second the going gets tough
>>507394264 (OP)of course GWOT got the gayest music.
>>507394264 (OP)Why is this stickied?
everyone looks so bored
you just know they all are there only for the benefits and free college
it's like something out of a mc donalds add
>>507402272That's what I'm saying. Give them a few years of cleaning off the rust and they'll be as clean as any other.
was tgat nigga in front of the tank on a discord call or something what was that
>>507402244TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
Trump just asked Hegseth if the Stryker is good and Hegseth said no its dogshit lol
>>507401685>Maga expectation vs Miga reality
>>507402222checked, salute my special forces fren!
>>507402184Again, why are you scared shitless of Trump pulling the defense plug out of you?
where are the mcdonalds tanks?
You retards lost almost all wars after WW2 lmao what is this shit
This parade is for the Sign Tappers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlgQm6ugKYU
>>507402391no one's upset, we're just amazed at how laissez-faire it is
>>507402136Again, I must note that when we do our May 9th parade there is literally a list of songs (well, melodies. The songs have words, but there is no singer - they're not needed) that are played on repeat non-stop by a live orchestra.
Pretty much every adult citizen of Russia knows the words and can recognize the melodies.
Instead, we appear to have an almost random selection of songs that sometimes can't even be heard?
I know it's pretty much the first time, but, fuck me, just copy Moscow.
>thunderstruck
Holy shit
what's fucking next, seek and destroy?
>>507397232>AD's>The wot?Advertisements
>The 82nd Airborne division, brought to you by Taco Bell!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA IM FUCKING DYING
THEY CAN'T EVEN MARCH PROPERLY
>>507402406you don't, its something you are forced to do in basic training and then pretty much never do again the rest of your career.
I mean, it's pretty sterile, and campy, it's about as interesting as any bases airshow, which I've been to a few things like that.
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THEYโRE PLAYING AUSTRALIAN ROCK THIS IS SO BRUTAL
>>507402293This seems poorly planned. They couldnโt get Hollywood to make some spectacle?
more non american music I fucking can't
>>507401685Those Japanese are out of touch with USA politics. We are slowly torturing waiting for boomers to finally quit.
>>507402417the fuck is up with aving military march, PARADE where the fucking troops dont march
I legit wanted to see a cool parade, sad.
>>507402420uhh no, we dont teach marching in basic training, useless waste of time
>>507402391your "parade" for your king and anniversary of armed forces just makes both look weak as shit thats what, cant even march properly
Itโs fine I guess. I donโt think itโs cringe but itโs definitely not cool. He probably didnโt want to go full Hitler which is kinda lame.
>>507402331>THE 234TH MARCHING DIVISION!>shuffles along
man I feel bad for black soldiers, this music isnโt exactly their favorite
>how to march as a unit:
https://youtu.be/hFMX4G11A_Q?feature=shared
Why are you talking about this shit instead of the protests?
>>507401065Mongoloid genes, kek
This is the same day that the Brits basically did the same thing. It's kind of night and day.
Cant the kike falseflag start already? I am getting some bad cringe from this.
>Most countries have plenty of marching songs and shit to put on during parades
>Gringoylems put on AC/DC and other boomershit.
Sweet merciful Jesus you goyim deserve whatever is coming to you.
AHHH LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHH YAHH YAHH YAH HH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HANDMAIDEN'S TALE
>>507402369It's a formation for eyes right.
lol wheres thunderstruck anon
>>507402222checked. and tru
Why the fuck didn't they play the national anthem? Why the fuck is it all lyricless classic rock? What the fuck is this?
>thought i'd see cool historical stuff
>it's just some faggots with spirit halloween costumes
man this parade sucks
Is this supposed to be Thunderstruck?
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It's over. Xi and Putin are laughing their asses off at this. Trump managed to destroy the last few remaining projections of power and might the US still had. China will take Taiwan tomorrow and Russia will invade the Baltics. It's over. Thanks Trump.
Oh fugg I think an anon called AC/DC. Get him to do NHH next
actually it looks really bad. i mean where is the cool music and normal march? why is everyone stomping?
>>507400985This is your fault.
I see hegseth is looking like he's already smashed
All can say is trump is not inspiring moral in the military because this is terrible it's as if they've never practiced marching in their life.
>>507402540No money. Congress is gridlocked and won't approve spending. Hence the sponsorships.
>>507402534>>507402536I KNEW IT WAS COMING
ITS THE UNIVERSAL MANDATORY FUN DAY SOUNDTRACK
>>507401117I wasn't even going to come into this sticky but I am glad I did. Thanks again and take care as well.
this is cringe lads, sorry ngl
Holy shit this song brings me back to the jackpot I hit in vegas at the thunder thor machine
I love America bros. Where else can you blow 5k in a weekend doing nothing?
>>507402391its a shit boomer parade, their marching is sloppy, most of them don't bother saluting because they probably think trumps a fucking retard and it's just tanks and ifvs being spammed. Waste of fucking money.
lmao TNT
ITS LIKE A GAY BOOMER WEDDING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
posting in patriotic thread.
ALL THE SHOTS ARE ZOOMED IN I CANT SEE ANYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>507402437and eventually losing and suffering humiliating withdrawals
Thunderstruck kinda getting me pumped ngl
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>>507394264 (OP)america fuck yeah
>>5074023682-4IN here. Where's YOUR Ranger tab? 40% of 10th has a tab.
Have need this one with some youtube SS marches to neutralize the irradiating gay from le army.
Least they could've done is get some American bands on kek
>>507402156Competent people generally donโt join a peacetime army in our culture. Not even spec ops is getting any action right now.
>>507402526God. Special Forces are so incompetent.
>>507402391Regional powers coping and seething at the superpower having a fun chill parade
ALL ZOGBOTS REPORT IN NOW. WHO WANTS TO DIE FOR ISRAEL?!?!? LIKE YOUR BROTHERS IN THE USS LIBERTY?!?!?
kekekekek
a village fete is more imposing than this. as its a fucking EMBARRASSMENT, the dignitaries are visibly ASHAMED to be there. thanks for this opportunity to shitpost though GOYS, its amazing
>jump by van halen
ok
now this is pretty based
>>507402394try the red white and blue dilator next time
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All music except barracuda has been by non American rock bands
>>507399309russians have done fantastic parades while at war with the ukraine for 3 years in a row now.
>literally just the trump rally playlist
come on now
>>507402555we literally do
>>507402540ive seen better coordinated high school marching bands desu
this just really isnt the US militaryโs thing, its a cute gesture to see them trying but they look silly
As a Proud American Yankee Doodle Doo currently posting from America the country where I live and love, I gotta say this is looking bad for us sisters...
>>507402628its just the army's birthday parade, it isnt meant to be a big thing
>>50740265780s to pump the veins
>>507394264 (OP)why the fuck is this a sticky here
fuck off to /k/ope
>>507400272They're just sweaty tryhard paper tigers. We don't have to try at all, lmao.
>>507402553honestly its better this way, if it was coordinated like that the comparison to nazi's or china would be endless for months, i like the shitshow we have going desu
LOL THEY COULDNT GET THE ACTUAL BANDS KEK THEY HIRED SOME DUDE AT GUITAR WORLD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>507402649they wanna hide the crowds, they're tiny
>US army has been a mercenary force for the jews for so long they literally forgot how to march
>sponsored by COINBASE
why is Mr. Cheeto so sad? didn't he want this parade and isn't this his birthday or some shit?
oh my god
he really might as well jump
>>507399073its mostly little kids on here
THANK YOU DANA WHITE FOR YOUR SERVICE
ufc/parade stream on picrel
>>507402676Van Halen is an American Band. So is Barricuda
oh wow boomer rock and a niggers stumbling around, i think im ready to die for israel now
>>507402468Don't worry we will
Sorry we dont got your faggot little march down like you would like to see. Maybe go watch the gay little brits who do thst funny shit all day
>>507402657lmao fucking boomer
Are we in parody Netflix movie? It feels like weโre in some b+ comedy movie bros. This shit is embarrassing!
>>507399924The US military doesn't march pretty much ever. These guys probably got an hour of practice marching before hand
>>507402123Spec ops doesnโt care about this shit. They donโt even have grooming standards.
>>507402576you have to understand, there are 4 regiments (the 'guards') whose only job is parade and marching, so they're naturally good at it
>decides to flaunt the army right about the war starts between israel and iran
oh we getting drafter alright
>>507402683they dont understand why we dont goose step and flail our arms like retards. we just march casually and relaxed
I hope they play village people when the navy come out.
Is there a reason why they can't have lyrics?
eufag so no sure if there's a reason
lot of thirdies in this thread, imagine not knowing these songs
>>507402666Tab THESE NUTS
>>507402677>she's smilingOh he's on his way out
>>507402722you might, but we do not
>>507397903>>507397901>>507397916>>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS>>COINBASE>>COINBASE>>COINBASE>>COINBASE>>COINBASE
>special thanks to out sponsor palantir
ahahahaah what is this
KNEW IT
I KNEW PALANTIR WAS COMING NEXT
they were absolutely right about sponsors
if i were american, knowing my tax money paid this would be devastating
>>507402526I like how the asian guy is doing the virgin walk meme to boot. Is he a biden-era DEI selection?
>Heart
>AC/DC
>Van Halen
What the fuck is this? This is actually kind of embarrassing. Are they going to play Black Eyed Peas when they talk about Bin Laden's assassination?
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR
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PALANTIR
SPECIAL THANKS TO PALANTIR
USA USA USA USA
sponsored by palantir lol
SPONSORED BY PALANTIR HAHAHAHA
>palantir
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
kek why does it say Palantir?
LMAO IMAGINE HAVING A MILITARY PARADE FUCKING SPONSORED
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR
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>>507402677that fucking face lmao, thanks.
>That face when the creative commons rock starts playing
>THEY FUCKING DID IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING GOY STATE
>Palantir
AYYYYY there it is
PALANTIRNIGGAS WHERE WE AT?
>>507394264 (OP)Special thanks to our sponsor Palantir!
oh its /pol/'s favorite indexing system
NO FUCKING WAY Palantir ad
>>507402751he's loving it. IT"S the best thing to happen on his birthday
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR
>PALANTIR
PALANTIR WAS MENTIONED 11 TIMES BEFORE IT WAS ANNOUNCED
IT
WRITES
ITSELF
palantir sponsor OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>507402677KEK
>PALANTIR>PALANTIR>PALANTIR>PALANTIR>PALANTIR>PALANTIR
In all seriousness why is there no music? Is it a mistake or is that on purpose?
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>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR PALANTIR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Palantir no wayyy lolololol
>>507402751I'd let Melania piss on my face, if you know what I mean
Trump is a sneaky cunt, i wouldnt be surprised if they were under orders to traipse shambolically and disorderly down the route.
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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>507402561>He probably didnโt want to go full Hitler which is kinda lame.That's what I thought too, didn't want to go full on and look like China or Russia, but they totally should have.
>mods are nuking the fucking ip harvesting fag faster than I can even click report
BASED FUCKING LAST STRIKING US ARMY STYLE
Look at all the stuff you won't ever see us sending you jews.
Have fun fighting the sand niggers on your own
HHSHSHSSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAFDGDafgfdHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHGAGADGAHHAHa
Fucking Palantir holy shit
>Associated Press stream has an army guy that just said hes from Peru
Lmao does this retard not know hes literally the shit trump wants to get rid of?
>>507402526lmaoooo
meanwhile chink parade in 2025 :
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mHFI8PVVUSg
The US are so FUCKED it's beyond over lol.
>>507402715and even that is Canadian.
Ive seen National Guard guys march better lmao
>BROUGHT TO YOU BY PALANTIR
I HATE THIS FAGGOT COUNTRY AND OUR SHITTY MUTT SOLDIERS.
REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T LIKE PALANTIR MAKING THE GOY REGISTRY, YOU'RE BROWN-CODED
WENDY'S NEXT
BURGER KING NEXT
MCDONALDS NEXT
Thank you to all who have served. Thank you President Trump for giving them recognition today.
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
HY4TW
THIS . IS. SHIT
>>507402864PLANTEATER MENTIONED
>>PLANTEATER MENTIONEDPLANTEATER MENTIONED
>>PLANTEATER MENTIONED
>>507402712>how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?
>>507394264 (OP)Text "Palantir" to 472 to get a Palantir US military plush toy.
>"special thanks to our sponsor Palantir!"
>they're playing copyrighted music likely without the consent of the artists which will probably humiliate them on twitter by saying they're anti trump
my estimation of the US army as a fighting force just fuckin plummetted
>Palantir
oh boy here come the gay brown groyper schizos
>>507402808Idk the lyrics donโt necessarily have anything to do with the army so theyโre just counterproductive I guess
Those special forces guys are massive, jacked motherfuckers. Literally all of them had huge traps and wide necks.
>>507402779>he says, in his brown foreign accent
I literally couldn't be demoralized any more than I am right now
has mossad attacked them yet?
>>507402920https://youtu.be/3-Unp5XoyXg has the proper audio
>PALANTIR
watching this as a former soldier is so fucking funny
>>507402649Switch to newsmax. Theyโre pretty good
>>507402920go to whitehouse youtube channel it's cringe boomer rock
>Having a military parade sponsored
I mean what did I expect with Americans. Fucking hell lads some decorum please?
OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
>OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
>OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
>OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
>OMG EVEN ILLEGALS GET THE FULL SONG
*taps the sign*
>>507402908Sorry, can someone remind me what Palantir did wrong again? Hard to keep track of all this shit.
>PALANTIR
YEEEESSSSSS HE FUCKING SAID IT!!!
AND THE CROWD WENT WILD!!!!!
why the fuck is a military parade sponsored anyway
mutts are SOOOOO fucked lol, palantir kek tap tap to late
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR RAID SHADOW LEGEND
>>507402677Do you think he is shitting his pants expecting a kike to make him a martyr for Israel or something?
Why is Trump playing his boomer Spotify playlist on this?
I donโt get ads bc im not poor
Guys. This is simply what happens when the bulk of your military budget goes to Israel. This is what we are left with.
This is not even remotely sticky worthy. The eternal boomer strikes again.
God the tanks barely inching across the screen to 'Jump' is genuinely pathetic
Words cannot describe how funny this image is
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ALL US MILITARY ZOGBOTS WILLING TO DIE FOR IRAN REPORT IN.
All you have to do is die for Israel, is that so hard?
God forbid you do anything to prevent treason, right?
>sponsored by palantir
What next? Sponsored by blackrock? Might as well say it at this point.
>>507401687holy shit, so this is pretty big happening for USA. its so weird for such huge world hegemony like USA to never really organise mil-parades. its like a fever dream of mine .holy crap. so weird. 1st army in the world, you would expect them so make parades every month (Not pride ones) but they do like once 100 years.
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THIS BAND FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!
>>507402951Are you shitting me kek
YOU WILL BUY ZE COIN
YOU WILL GAZE INTO ZE PALANTIR
>>507402925Melania is a man and youโre a fag
here we go
real space shit about to happen
>>507402526ur retarded
the massive dudes have to take awkward shorter steps to stay in sync
>>507402795If you Bongs can afford specialised guard regiments, why canโt the Burgers? Even we have a (pitiable) honour guard.
>>507403025reminder palantir executives are being given military positions
Just got the JD follow on twitter. Parade must be kind of boring in person
>>507402984The sheer amount of corpses of good men this joke is built on is nothing short of hilarious and tragic
>>507402995They are angle frauding with their hollywood magic to hide that fridge body.
>ENTIRE PARADE SET UP SO TRUMP COULD GET MONEY FROM SPONSORS
>ENTIRE PARADE SET UP SO TRUMP COULD GET MONEY FROM SPONSORS
>ENTIRE PARADE SET UP SO TRUMP COULD GET MONEY FROM SPONSORS
>ENTIRE PARADE SET UP SO TRUMP COULD GET MONEY FROM SPONSORS
>ENTIRE PARADE SET UP SO TRUMP COULD GET MONEY FROM SPONSORS
>>507403040lets go back they clearly need us
>>507402864They made the Palantir CTO a LT Col in the Army Reserve and a few other CTO's from other tech companies not even joking
>>507403028What's a gold star family?
Oh it's an actual band playing these songs, that explains the lack of lyrics.
This is just one step above ar*p army parade shit. Wtf burgers_ You guys have good music and best weapons in the world, why so low energy?
>>507402538money is fake and gay
People are actually watching this shit? I just keep periodically checking google to see if there was a false flag attack.
on the plus side trump wont start any new wars after finally seeing how shit his army really is
>YEAH YEAH YEAH THUNDERSTRUCK
>Brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends
so many good webms of shit walking march
US bombing hiroshima if it was in 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mJUf3noWjQ
>>507402940The jannies have spent months finally tuning their shrimp sniping due to reports on /pw/
Also it doesn't just harvest your IP, the site loads your machine up with malware if you visit. It's run by pajeets
maybe china taking over is not that bad
>>507402803I don't think the navy is coming. They have to stay in the water
You faggots voted and pushed this shit for 10 years.
Way to fuck your own best interests.
You stupid faggots.
>>507403101Yup. Dumb boomers and their madness draining the energy from everyone.
Anduril is next sponsor calling it now
I think they're making it to mask the military operations that are taking place in DC. If people see military equipment being moved they'll just assume it's for the parade, when in reality it's for something else.
hell yeah that smile of freedom
>THIS MILITARY PARADE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MANSCAPED
>>507403148I mean your soldiers aren't marching in step, they look sloppy.
>>507403145captcha was 2A WAW
>>507403033not yet
Refreshing to see a miltary parade without chink or orc commie music
>>507403144I think the mutts have one guard regiment, for the tomb of the unknown mystery meat soldier
>>507402795If you want to make your military look cool, having dedicated parade jannies is way better than this disgrace.
>>507399073>why is there so much seethe on this board/pol/ in a nutshell. A place where everyone who hates each other congregate for a shared lust of destruction.
Spoiler, Next Sponsor is McDonalds.
ULTRA CHINK MOGGING
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pL6lgy-Yomw
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pL6lgy-Yomw
mutts cant even march in sync.
Iโll be honest. I donโt think itโs cringe, but itโs not cool either. What do you think?
>>507402712he's pointing consternatedly at a LOT of the troop elements that are passing by whenever it cuts to him, he's not happy.
The state of this fucking retarded gay kike-cucked country.
I fucking can't anymore.
It's so fucking over guys.
>>507403228trump will start new wars bros...
>>507403118It's seen as "something dictators do" so we never do them
even today they're not marching in dress uniforms or carrying weapons
>>507402984half fair. lot of them are midwestern white boys that deserve respect for doing that shitass job for basically peanuts and food stamps. they havent figured out the ZOG machinations yet unfortunately
fuck those palanitr kikes
>>507403187Their son died in battle
>>507403230annoying orange creator trooned out BTW
>"....special thanks to our sponsor Palantir!"
oh no no no no not like this
H O L Y
S H I T
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A M E R I C A
R E A L L Y
I S
O V E R
:(
>>507403077this is just a long commercial with sponaors. their recruitment numbers are so low, they need bodies for israel.
>GET THE MEN BACK INTO LINES
I am going to be so pissed if McDonald's doesn't sponsor this.
>>507403092I'm poor and I'm not even watching, just reading comments.
>Anounce voice: And time it's time for you to play your part in the next chapter of the army's history!
*fireworks launch* we will be deploying troops to iran in the next 48 hours, visit your local recruiting station today *crowd goes wild* *trump coin ad closes the broadcasted ceremony*
>>507403244>Also it doesn't just harvest your IP, the site loads your machine up with malware if you visit. It's run by pajeetsw-what site are you guys talking about?
>>507403260That LT is going places
>MILITARY PARADE BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHO
>OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY
>>507403269this parade was literally manscaped as well
>soldiers canโt march
>announcer struggles to read out loud
>brought to you by Coinbase and palantir
Pure cinema
>Ameribraps brag about losing weight
Kino song for a joke parade
DIE FOR ISRAEL DIE FOR ISRAEL
>goyim slaves serving their kike masters their religion teaches to kill and manipulate them
DIE FOR ISRAEL DIE FOR ISRAEL
WHHHHHEEEEEWWWWWWWW kek
Zogbots get sent to Iran to die. Fuck off.
>>507403331FORTUNATE SONNN
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>507403107Imagine looks like AI. No fancy paint scheme.
>old guy rattling off weapon specs
Alright, that's kinda cool.
>>507403107The two tanks just parked there like they're on display at a dealership is what gets me. I suppose in a way they are.
>it aint me starts playing
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
MAGA FAGGOTS!
>>507403118sucking off the military was never been a thing until the war on terror
>>507403331He found no sponsors for the War
>>507403348was it windy today... or?
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING MUSIC
>fortune son starts playing
>>507403316this is the army's birthday parade, not a military parade
>>507403318It's just extremely low effort
>FORTUNATE SON
THE GOLEM ARMY MARCHES ON
>>507402526>special forceJust like in belgium !
>fortunate son
unironic
what's next, bulls on parade?
hahahahahaha like 60% of the marching men are fucking LATINO
>>507394264 (OP)>turns off commentsCoward snowflake pussy bitch boy president
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
HUMILIATION RITUAL
WOO A FUCKING ANTI WAR SONG
Way too late for fortunate son
โSponsored by (military contractor)โ is based. I donโt know what your problem is.
>>507402468No, that isnโt the point.
Have you ever been to an American holiday parade, Canuck?
Theyโre all literally exactly like this. Slow, causal procession of smiling people, so that kids on the sidewalk can enjoy it. The only thing missing is the tanks arenโt shooting candy.
Iโm 45 years old and this parade is literally like every parade Iโve ever seen.
Wtf were you all expecting? lmao
Did you really buy into the propaganda that Herr Trump was a king who would orchestrate a fucking imperial march with storm troopers?
>anti war songs
straight up out of idiocracy
Let me guess, only foxnews is covering this?
They're really using his spotify playlist huh? holy lol
>Your moms gynecological examination chair has just arrived
>VETERANS START HEARING CREDENCE MUSIC
>>507403318You can't have a military parade with corporate sponsors. Even if the parade was cool as fuck (instead of lame and gay like it actually is) the sponsors alone torpedoed the entire effort. Real-life Idiocracy shit.
Palantir is friend. Very wholesome and good. Only those with something to hide are worried about a little database.
>it aint me plays now, but not during vietnam
can't even do one fucking thing right, it's over
>playing an anti war song
What did they mean by this?
>>507403206Sponsored by Israel
>>507403226Yeah, it's pretty funny for all the wrong reasons.
>>507403318we need some fucking tropic thunder pyrotechs and low flying jets and choppers
>>507403118Never doing parades as the most powerful military is actually a cool statement
Doing a parade that feels like it's some random small town militia... not so much
What sponsor would be even more dystopian?
>>507403148the military vehicle moving around are unusual to see on American soil if you are not in military it would be at least kind of interesting to see in person
music is keno, wish they woulda kept the vocals though
Vietnam playlist with mass surviellance sponership clown world
>fortunate son instrumental cover starts playing
>>507403389WHY ARE AMERICANS SO LAME
What kind of army is this? I'm a legionnaire in France. We're watching this with my comrades. The march is slow and poorly executed. People are on top of vehicles in awkward positions. What the hell is going on?
What emotion is Rubio conveying here?
>fortunate son
Kek, this oneโs for you Trump! Draft dodging piece of shit felon!
>It ain't me
>It doesn't play during the Vietnam segment
What a fucking embarrassment with the smiling and waving.
Palantir has had U.S. Military contracts for over 20 years now, you insufferable zoomer retard niggers.
also, the announcer sounds like he's trying to sell you the weapons systems.
>Fortunate Son
Do you think they know what the song means?
>>507403007>PALANTIRAmerican'ts need to be put in a cucck cage right now!!!
How embarrasing!!
Alright, a nuke can drop and I wouldn't care, Ima just play some vidia over this bullshit.
>t. vet
Hey
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PALANTIR!!
Wait what, no marching?
Looks casual as fuck.
>>507394264 (OP)The average private doing his mandatory service over here can march 6 gorillion times better than these cripples, jfc.
>Burgers Just Waddle Into Combat
>Still Win
>>507403316this isn't some gay uppity dance recital, they're unironically just marching lol
>>507394264 (OP)is this supposeed to make us wanna join?
>it ainโt me starts playing
>>507402561If you've been to a state fair that gas a military demonstration there, it's exactly like this. In fact I'm pretty sure this is the same announcer who does the State Fair of Texas military band thing whatever thats called, it sounds like him
>>507403503CIA-for-hire/private surveillance
>anti-war song during a military parade
Is this just to pump up boomers to turn their kids over to Selective Service in the next couple of days?
Vietnam reference niggies
>>507403184i refused my mandatory senior NCO lobotomy, as much fun as i had going to korea and japan with the army, i don't think i could go back.
>jblm actually got invitedoh guess i was wrong
>no marching with bayonets on their m4sthis isn't the shitty ass division i remember it being
>>507394264 (OP)lol the brownoids cannot march
pride parades were way scarier than this
>>507403503America's version of the CCPs points system lmao
>Sponsored by Palantir
Well at least their honest
>>507394264 (OP)What the fuck is this "marching?" Is this a humiliation ritual?
It's so bad it's not even cringe-kino like india or egypt
it's just so bad it's bad
>>507403316You seem to think the purpose of a military is synchronized dancing when the actual purpose is slaughtering people.
>>507403551doesn't want to be there.
>>507403118To be fair, the military was at the center of our existence after WW2.
Didn't really need parades to be reminded of it.
Yeah, ok.
America, I would like to give you a present for your President's birthday.
This is rightfully yours.
Don them and wear them with Pride.
>>507403503its part of the paypal mafia full of tech bros that funding Trump. You see these people linked with them everywhere in Trump admistration
>>507403570Did you miss who our sponsors are? He already sold us the weapons bro
why is our country so racially diverse?
>>507403573they're playing it for Trump
>bay-n-8 division
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507403469>anti war music while drumming up support for WW3 in ukraineour overlords are so out of touch
this shit would be left out of a comedy for being "too ridiculous"
>>507403468is COINBASE a military contractor, news to me
>>507403551>I'm not so little anymore
>>507403477OH MY GOD I WANNA LICK HER BUTT
I can't take much more ahahaha
make it stop
I'm so sorry Americans
ahahahahahabahahahahahaha
>100 liberals go on 4chan to seethe at USA military presence
Fantastic birthday Mr President
Soldiers aren't marching in sync. Pathetic.
Lads, this parade is honestly kind of shit.
>>507403562LT COLONEL
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Say it boys: "I WANT TO DIE FOR ISRAEL!"
>>507403552you lost, tranny
>nations with terrible military presence have elaborate, efficient parades
>nation with the biggest strongest military has a parade that looks like a high school coordinated it
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That front tire isn't holding wind too good
>>507403226>People are actually watching this shit?Just for the lulz, it's so pathetic and boomerish it become hilarious.
NEXT SPONSOR IS ABOUT TO COME UP LET'S GO
Is it all old crap or while they show some modern stuff later?
>>507403503Trump is watching you fap
>>507403503Social Credit monitoring system US Edition
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They fucked up the colors
>>507403489I donโt see why not.
>>507403470With trump politics and weaponizing the Feds onto libs he might as well be. 4k8ph
>>507403562What's wrong with a soldier looking friendly and approachable? Not everyone has to look like a commando.
Love the guitar soundtrack!
>>507403696What would this smell like?
WHY THE FUCK DOES A MILITARY PARADE HAVE SPONSORS
did the woke agenda cancel basic military marching or what the fuck is wrong with the burgers
Slouchfest. There's more discipline and skill displayed in the Rio Carnival.
>>507403375The shrimp one that is being botted in this thread. The jeets who run it post it constantly in WWE threads on /pw/. It puts malware on your system that gives them access to your computer and they can use it to get your stored passwords, which they will use to empty your bank accounts if you saved that.
It's been a thing happening on /pw/ for months now, and it is getting pretty bad because there are a lot of retards that watch wrestling and will just blindly navigate to a website if they are told they can watch wrestling for free.
>>507403658traditional Russian clown shoes? aw, Ivan, you shouldn't have
>>507403454The retarded antimines squad?
>>507403469>>507403684virgin fiction vs chad reality
>>507403696>joshitacquire taste
REDDIT SPONSORSHIP WHEN?!!?!
ohsay
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
i'm glad i stayed awake
this is beyond funny
NGL, I'd go soley for the songs and just mosh with the 18 year old zoomers
>METALLICA
METALLICA
>METALLICA
METALLICA
>METALLICA
METALLICA
>METALLICA
METALLICA
>METALLICA
METALLICA
>METALLICA
METALLICA
>METALLICA
METALLICA
XXDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Sponsored by Coinbase and Palantir
Please no.
It has been enjoyable so far but your soldiers seem to be horrendous at walking in lockstep.
>>507403419usa was known for military power, atleast technologically advanced
>>507403337>even today they're not marching in dress uniforms or carrying weaponssad, but i do understand why they do this. if they are not doing any parades, no one even remembers that army exists and you can quietly intervene or participate in wars/conflicts without mentioning any addiitonal info and you not doing any parades implies youre "The good guy"
A lot of butthurt liblob faggots
>>507403625i dropped before my 6
once they let women into the infantry i was out
>>507403752kino
was that glitch
>>507399847Lol Goat Fuckers from Afghanistan and Viet tribals sent US Army packing. You haven't won a single war ever Amerimutt!
>>507403025>250th super trooper birthday brought to you by Skynet!
When are they going to play YMCA?
Also Bay O Nate, kek
>>507394264 (OP)this is so sad and embarassing
>>507403752Album cover material
Looks psychedelic asf
Rolling for a zog bot to kill himself infront of trump
>>507403503Military contractor. Software for intelligence. Thatโs all.
>>507403781Because congress can't get anything done and wouldn't provide funding for this parade anyway.
Love to hear this music which encourages dumb fucks to fight and die for a terrorist communist state. All of our politicians are owned by Jews. Fuck this US of Israel. You fuckers are traitors.
>turn off comments
so palantir can see mine? FUCK YOU
You cant even defeat afghanis. This military is ZOGbots. Serve your God Baphomet you fucking Tyrants.
You guys were expecting them to march? You realize they are trying to avoid looking fascist, right? You really though the president would host a military parade that resembled something out of North Korea or the Third Reich?
You guys have no concept of optics.
>>507403752I saw that, it was kinda kino
>>507403715I'm disgusted by my nation, the government here, my King but at least my military what's left of it know how to march. Jesus fucking christ.
>>507403562He's happy, you fucking schizoid fuck.
>>507403077Because it's America
BLACK ALBUM CHADS WE ARE SO BACK
>>507403503jd vance is sponsored by Peter Thiel, who is basically a tech oligarch like Musk - but not a retarded junkie; Palantir is his company that does military command/comms(like our Kropyva or Delta) and also population surveillance tech
next in line to fight for israel
>>507402947Bruh, American troops have already been deployed to the region.
>>507403813i noticed that too. hope they make it home.
>>507403714>Not in dress uniforms>Not in stepembarrassing desu
>>507402795>only job is paradeHave a word with yourself.
is that napster metallica
Hegseth made this playlist
>>507403724We don't care about optics, results speak for itself. Afghan doesn't count.
>>507403838they're not walking in lockstep lol, they're just walking
I get that America doesn't want to be seen as militaristic or whatever, but this weird shuffle-step instead of marching needs to stop
>>507403819where are the jeets?
>>507403451They would never let Trump live that down though. Letโs be real.
>1 trillion dollar budget
Not really seeing it bros
Metallica is gonna be so pissed.
>>507403781I think everyone is asking this, but you aren't allowed to ask it due to not having a flag.
Music quality is going up at least. Doesnt USA have military bands?
>>507403851that little commie has the flag backward, hope one of the army shot him
>>507403892We are so getting ww3.
>enter the sandman
yep, draft incoming
>>507403781The honest answer is that democrats probably refused to fund "dear leader's" evil birthday parade.
Coinbase and UFC still looks bad, though.
>>507403752looks like a freeze frame from some stupid mid 2000s MTV show intro
Tune in excepting something ridiculous like a leftist protestor getting run over by a tank. Instead I'm falling asleep.
OUR NEXT SPONSOR VIAGRA! FOR OUR DECLINING BIRTHRATES! MIGA
>>507403946They are shuffling and stumbling.
>>507403187bought 100 trump coins
>here is our sponsor COINBASEabsolutely tone deaf, the country is on the precipice of another massive costly war and this CRINGEKINO is unfolding, headed by someone who did all he could to avoid ever joining the miliary
play the full song you cheap fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmUC0OysoU&list=RDChmUC0OysoU&start_radio=1
they don't have the balls to parade any captured t-72's or t-90's from ukraine do they
>>507403963keep up your shitposting and maybe you will bruce
This actually is a humiliation ritual what the fuck is with this music and pretty much everything else going on with this absolute mockery?
Fucking boomer dad rock this is embarrassing.
>>507403936it's hit band aluminicca with it's hit song exit the mudman
>>507403946>they're not walking in lockstep lol, they're just walkingIt was hilariously enough fine until the modern uniforms showed up.
These sponsors are so fucking ass. We spend almost a trillion and need SPONSORS??? Those jews always take from us, when do they give? Inshallah Iran gives them what they deserve. Go into the streets of Tel Aviv and just shoot the bastards. Same with LA. Don't deport, kill. Try and go against ICE, get shot. Block a roadway, I won't even slow down for you fuckin bastards. Instead of those fags "protesting" for us, they should come to Palestine and see what I will do to them. 1488
>>507403317Stfu diversity is our strength!
>>507403928>troops>not toysk. Hit me up when they get actual stuff to fuck with.
Is this like a bootleg version of enter sandman
>>507403953fucking the soldier's girlfriends whilst their men are on parade
>Brought to you by PFIZER
kekekek
>>507403835Wash your penis please
WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN CENA ???
>>507403752this will be a good before picture for a mid-war meme
>>507403887Then why make one at all? This shit is gayer than the rainbow fags.
>>507403981Yes, it's been uniformed people in a band playing this whole time.
>>507403859Ew ymca.the female boomers loves when trump did YMCA because they still hate our insulting of their overextended boomer legency.
>>507403759It's cheap and corny. You're supposed to be feeling patriotism, and corpo-sponsored branding is antithetical to any nationalist feeling. Makes the whole thing seem like a fucking sporting event.
Corporations aren't American. They would sell us all down the river for a 10% profit increase in China - in fact, most already did.
>metallica and not a brass band
this is so fucking awful
>>507403941If March of the Valkyries doesn't appear, he's a pussy
>>507403836thats not metallica it's distinctly different than metallicock. it just sounds similar because royalties are expensive.
>>507400979fo keeing, an cunt-wee
EXIT LIFE
ENTER PLIGHT
TAKE MY HAND
WE'RE OFF TO YID YID LAND
>>507403981It has really good military bands, I have no idea why they're not using any.
they are not even wearing their parade uniforms
NOW THE STREAM IS EVEN CUTTING OUT LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS
>>507403958Yeah exactly, there's really no winning
Should play CHIEF KEEF I DONT LIKE
isnt this how a parade is supposed to look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKOvHA9RN4E
It almost feels like it's bad on purpose.
No doubt Chinese news will be all over this for the next bit.
>>507394264 (OP)How do Americans seriously worship these zogbots terrorising sand people for jews. In America veteran means Winter War, Continuation War or Lapland War veteran. Makes sense while these guys are just gay niggas
>>507403913looks like a spaniard
If this is the quality of the anti-Christ's forces I think we might be OK for another generation.
ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE
>>507404062Itโs in the op you nigger
>>507403855I was merely *pretending* to be retarded.
>>507403144Its not true, they are all fighting regiments.
>ENTER SANDMAN - METALLICA
THIS IS CODE, NOT A COINCIDENCE
DRAFT INCOMING
>DRAFT INCOMING
DRAFT INCOMING
>DRAFT INCOMING
DRAFT INCOMING
>DRAFT INCOMING
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Everyone looks so fucking bored
GIRLBOSSSSSSSSSSS AND A BOBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>507403861you lost, tranny
>slow crawl howitzer
>on a really shitty backdrop
>enter sandman shitty cover
yep that sums up America
> And a special thank you to our corporate sponsors Zyn and Red Bull
>>507403981of course, we have the best of everything which is why everyone including you imitates us nonstop.
>woman first in ad
dropped
>>507403752Fashwave is back boys!
>>507402526this is just dudes walking around the block
This is crazy. they're literally getting ready for war.
This is the worst marching i've ever seen in a military parade, we are cooked. Also can someone WD40 these squeaky tanks?
SOMEONE JUST SHOT AT TRUMP AGAIN!
Bros, I am so disappointed.
here we go, the recruitment drive
>>507403752screams 00s linkin park album cover.
god, i dont know why, but early-mid 00s linkin park automatically resonates me with usa's war in iraq
>>507403970I can't wait for all these bands to seethe on Twatter about Trump using their music.
ahahah nice ad. not a single white man in sight ahahaha
This parade is just a giant recruitment ad for the coming war with Iran?
Based Parade. It's about time
Is America unironically gonna fall? Their army seems extremely unprofessional even by third world standards, they can't even march.
>>507404061literally nobody will even respond to you on dating apps you nasty brown pajeet, we have data to back that up
take a shower and go home to india
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SO YOU WANT TO DO A NO KINGS PROTEST, I DON'T THINK SO. SON EXIT LIFE ENTER PINE BOX.
a lot of faggots in here but this is still pretty comfy
THANK YOU DANA WHITE FOR YOUR SERVICE
ufc/parade stream on picrel
>JOIN THE MILITARY PLEASE ISRAELS CALLING
>>507404273>>one white man
>>507404170Yeah, sorry. I wasn't paying attention :(
>>507404245its just the army's birthday parade
>>507404246money for lube went to israel sorry
LMAO SOMEONE FUCKED UP THE FEED
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE AIRBORNE YOU FUCKS
>back at bragg
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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SPONSORED BY ONLY FANS, PORNHUB, PFIZER AND MODERNA.
SERVER ISRAEL. DIE AND FIGHT FOR THEM!!!!!
>serving something bigger than myself
like the JEWISH SATANIC WORLD ORDER and the STATE OF ISRAEL
so pathetic
>>507404273Guess we aren't dying for Israel then, whew.
This shit is so cringe and bad. Chinks would steamroll this trash in a heartbeat.
>>507404244aye, this is proper marching (with bagpipes too):
https://youtu.be/JYFvuxt0LbM
>>507404175lol. Just found out my neighbors across the street are Burma Karenโs.
Did we teach the yanks to march wrong as a joke like we did the jeets?
>>507404163Are hispanics afraid of ICE arresting them? That's why they aren't there? kek
>>507403573I thought I heard War Pigs earlier lol
This ad makes the army look like some hippy youth camp
>>507404287lying glownigger
THATS HIS MAIN GOAL
DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY
>>507404037actually, this accurately portrays exactly how gay and cringe the army is 99% of the time
>t. deployed 3 times
Melania still a stone cold fox.
>>507403118>its so weird for such huge world hegemony like USA to never really organise mil-paradesno it's not at all
do you think Mike Tyson flexes his muscles and does a demo on a speedbag ever time he goes out inn public?
he doesn't because HE'S MIKE TYSON and everyone knows that
doing that shit would make him look weak and insecure
like this cornball parade does
>>507403337>they're not marching in dress uniforms or carrying weaponsdoesn't matter message sent: "USA has devolved into tinpot dictator status"
Trump is accellerating the destruction of the USA faster than the wokies did.
As revolting as they were, other countries still trusted the US government.
In 6 months, Trump has wrecked that forever.
>>507404245we've been tapping the sign dumbass you should have paid attention
Christ this is embarrassing for America the music, the "marching", the lack of crowd, the fat women "soldiers". Compare it the recent Russian military parade. It is truly over for the American Empire.
>>507404108Military contractors literally are American though.
>>507404261you clearly didnt understand what tapping the sign was about.
We are truly fucked as a civilization...
>No coordinated walking
>Nothing
Did they put this together in 10 days?
>>507403813>cringies in logie officerIm so mad.
Heavy Metal bros our time is now!
DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY. Someone give that goy a medal.
WHY DOES THIS LOOK SO BAD?
WHERE IS THE MARCH? THE ORCHESTRA MUSIC?
What's with the dog? seems like more of a police thing
>>507404366>are Burma Karenโs.they reporting you to the cops for your music?
>AND NOW, A VIDEO OF LATINX WOMYN
>>507403895No one does pomp and circumstance better than the British, the kings coronation and the queens funeral were masterclasses.
>>507404263Exactly why the music is all cover versions, because the bands own the recordings but anyone can play a version. Lars Ulrich I think hates Trump of course.
>>507403550This is supposed to be more of a casual, fun type of atmosphere for the Army's birthday celebration instead of a formal dress parade. It's like a ground-based air show. I mean, they're playing rock music and shit, it's not intended to be some uptight serious shit.
so many third worlders in the army holy kek
>>507403470Even mexican parades mog them
https://www.youtube.com/live/B3VgTdOmxIc?si=3qo-G8Hx3eASj3q_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzVYCs4BMY
>>507404409Yeah but she is no Nancy Reagan. The throat goat
>>507404368look even the jeets have the goofy motorbike gymnastics shit. This is sad.
>>507403568How long has coinbase and the UFC?
>>507404336I bet they are shitting themselves seeing THIS is the goy army that's supposed to defend them.
>Low energy
>Marching not even in sync
>Cringy rock music
This is the best Trump can muster for the strongest military in the world?
Wouldnโt be American without a bunch of corporate shilling.
99% of those service members all come from broken homes. A history of no other choice but to join the military.
>t. marinefag
>>507404289bruh there are mexican and nigger gangs operating in the us military selling drugs and prostituting female soldiers. This is real. We are going to get anihilated in WWIII the only thing we have going is our insane amount of air power since we specced all out in jets in planes.
>learn hebrew and chinese, you're about to deploy to israel and taiwan
>>507404347Bro. Don't you want to jump out of a fucking perfectly good airplane?
DIE FOR ISRAEL DIE FOR BOLSHEVIKS
YOU STUPID GOYIM CHATTLE
>>507402391Shills out in force.
Europoors seeing their masters march.
Shitskins afraid.
Yโknow
>>507402468That's what larp armies do. They march fiercely to give you the "impression"
This, evidently, is what a real army does. Walking casually along.
>>507404489then what's the point. it's just cringe
Why does our entire military look like the mulattos and fat mongrels from the 4chan memes no wonder we lost a war to Afghanistan holy shit
>>507401979It's only 25-45 mil, that's chump change.
this thread looks like reddit
just brown people seething. disgusting
>>507404093To look inclusive while also displaying military pride. Letting them walk in a neutral stride wonโt scare away the black and spic recruits. And our European allies wonโt look at us like weโre goose-stepping Nazis.
>>507404436>we're always ready to deploy in 18 hours or lessyes, this commercialeven says so.
>>507404492My neighbors are Nepal, Burma, and Ethiopia.
>one slow moving truck
>6 car length gap
>one slow moving truck
>6 car length gap
Thrilling stuff.
>>507403647ah yeah because surely this bunch looks like born killers maybe?
It's a bunch of dykes, niggers and meximutts speaking 3 words of ingles lmao.
Meanwhile China can produce 1M drones a year in ONE gigafactory.
Just accept the new asian overlord, it's just over for merimutts.
>>507402516>Again, I must note that when we do our May 9th parade there is literally a list of songs (well, melodies. The songs have words, but there is no singer - they're not needed) that are played on repeat non-stop by a live orchestra.>Pretty much every adult citizen of Russia knows the words and can recognize the melodies.>Instead, we appear to have an almost random selection of songs that sometimes can't even be heard?>I know it's pretty much the first time, but, fuck me, just copy Moscow.The US has a bunch of patriotic military songs like the battle hymn of the republic and johnny comes marching home and they're just playing this alt rock stuff from musicians who don't even like America? Yeah they could have done this better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfqJ41UqxXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrSentXW7bA
This "parade" is basically just an elaborate recruitment drive.
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https://kick.com/lordhito
ANTI ICE RIOTERS SURROUNDED BY LAPD HORSEBACK COPS
>>507404409Melania riding cowgirl as she's leaned back with her hands on her ankle & looking up at the ceiling would be supreme elder god tier
>>507404226man how accurate that picture is
>literally kicks door down and crying about america for no reason from western country (that they cowardly ran away to)found the paki and chink. every time
Has our all volunteer peacetime army ever looked good? AFAIK the only cool armies weโve ever had were wartime and draft armies.
>>507404543>>507404546how mad are you going to be when there's no war?
>>507404492just like how ancient rome's army turned into immigrant receptacle
>>507404457its just the army's birthday parade, its not a military parade
>>507404565Nah heโs smashing puss up in nyu
>>507403389lol, and they think they'll be able to fight against mexico, which has a standing army always patroling always training (i'm talking about the cartels)
the shitty butt rock soundtrack is so funny
>>507404565>Is Barron there??sucking off the NCOs behind the bleachers
>>507404528Maybe the enlisted, but what about the officers?
this is so fucking funny to watch ahahahaha
some high school band paying metallica whilst a single truck slowly drives across the screen
this is tragic
>>507404479lol KYS faggot
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Everyone in this thread denounce the Talmud right now.
I denounce the Talmud. Fuck Israel
>>507402526I cannot comprehend why the us army doesn't walk in lockstep. If they trained 3 weeks before the parade they would manage.
>>507404574blackpilled again
WHEN IS THE FUCKING FALSEFLAG
FUCKING GET DONE WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY.
ufc/parade stream on picrel
Coinbase execs will be expecting a refund
>>507404457WHERE IS THE SOLDIERS SINGING THEIR MILITAR HYMNS?
>>507404647Sheesh You think they would wait more than 6 months before drafting everyone.
this parade has actually changed my mind
i genuinely thought russias armed forces were dogshit and that america would walk all over them in 24 hours
now i understand it's the other way around
>>507403550>What the hell is going on?>What kind of army is this?
>>507404093The country isn't white nationalist in it's beliefs lol. Most people aren't that extreme. /pol/ seriously giving some of you niggas a distorted view.
I NEED YOU TO SERVE AND DIE FOR A FOREIGN NATION LIKE THE REST OF YOU STUPID FUCKS FOR 20 YEARS.
OBEY, CONSUME.
>>507404366Sounds like a cult following for a band called Burma.
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Why has a pride march got a sticky?
>>507404422Ah yes. UFC, Palantir and Coinbase. My favorite parts of the American Military.
>>507404640reminds me of dynasty warriors
>>507404489Thatโs the vibe I get. Itโs also educational. Problem is, itโs just kind of lame as a televised event.
>>507404687I denounce the Talmud. Fuck Israel
>>507404687I denounce the talmud
>>507404574>weSure thing niggernose
>>507404459Dogs are used to do some of the same things in the army, like sniff for bombs.
>neets mark in better formation than the army
What did they mean by this?
>>507404647Nah even Joe Rogan couldnโt saved them anymore.
are there any good pictures of the crowd? how many people attended?
>>507404313Stfu faggot fed
>>507404457Orchestra music is for old people and faggots
A real man listens to 80's heavy metal music and Rock exclusively.
Suck it communist scum!
>>507404687I denounce the talmud
>>507404687The talmud was canonized 200 years after the new testament. Cannibalism and child rape is Jews' most revered religious practice.
I think the main problem here is that they have a shitload of road to use, yet there's only one column of vehicles and people.
Then you have the audience which is far away from this, which makes it look even more empty and low energy. As if the military is afraid to let the people in closer for whatever reason.
They should absolutely fill the road with hardware and allow people within arm's reach to be in awe and worship the death machines properly.
It's weird how the US is so good at making large scale spectacles when it comes to entertainment sector or even the megachurches, but they somehow manage to fail terribly at a military march.
And holy shit are there many Chink looking creatures over there.
Brits really know how to put on a parade. Makes you appreciate them even more after seeing this abortion.
>>507404574>>507404574They basically are anon. The left has been lowering the standards for years
To all anons: this is a troll. Ignore and don't click.
>>507404313
Let the Jews rot where they belong in a fiery hell. Ayatollah we love you. 1488 HH
>>507403841>usa was known for military power, atleast technologically advancedyeah but domestically people didn't give a shit about the military unless a major war was on
ANGELS coming FOR GREENLANG
Thank you for our sponsor Dunkin Donuts
America runs on Dunkin'
And here's the 404th Support Brigade
>>507403526blackrock, soros, some rothchild corp.
>>507404518Iv seen that, it's impressive in its own way, but also ridiculous and funny.
>>507403953Running low end kike scams even their masters couldnโt be bothered with risking their necks over
>>507403739I think there's a little new stuff at the end
>>507403872>thatโs all Jew funded spyware.
what the heck, masters of Arctic Warfare? What secret battle are we having in the snow?
>>507404687I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND THIS AMATEUR PARADE
>>507404730good thing you'll be fighting them instead of us nigel
>>507402531It's not rocket science either. If you're gonna do a parade you should train for it.
>>507404687I denounce the talmud
FUCK ISRAEL
>>507404797A real man listens to it with the lyrics
>And now for a special message from our sponsors
>>507404806where are the jeets?
i only see chinks
>>507404687I denounce the Talmud, fuck Israel.
>>507404457>WHERE IS THE MARCH? THE ORCHESTRA MUSIC?In the first 15 minutes.
>>507394264 (OP)Good grief the burger military march like a heard of cattle .
Its like a Disney parade
Libs must be seething that it hasn't rained yet
>aerosol division
Chem trails?
>>507404850>THIS AMATEUR PARADEits just the army's birthday parade bud
>>507404687i denounce the talmud
>>507403632>that picwould
>>507394264 (OP)and here I thought we weren't having any pride month celebrations
This has gone on way too long. This entire event should have only taken about 1 hour max, because it's hot out. Who can I call to complain about it??
They arent even marching they are just walking wtf is this?
>>507404730same
i actually think the US would lose a land battle to russia/china now
but with the air force and the navy i dont think america will ever fight a land battle again
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>>507404797itโs not even the actual songs
I should play guitar hero 2
>>507404855unlikely, after I tell the recruiting sgt about my fantasy to frag an officer, I'll be declared medically unfit in no time
i don't understand, why can't they march in sync? isn't that the most basic thing they do? looks lame when they're just walking, any kid could do that.
Boomer Rock the best Rock.
>>507404881they're covers, half of the bands in that list would have sued if they used their songs since they hate trump, specially acdc
All you pathetic goyim need to do is die for Israel? Wtf is the matter with you? We own your government and currency from 1913. Worship us. WORSHIP US. WE OWN YOU.
>80+ years later you are all still slaves
any libtard sperged out yet?
>>507404597you can jam all of those but wired is now really dangerous
US fucked up bad, we decided to make falling down a reality and treated men like absolute dirt beyond allowing them to be autistic designing missiles and living with mom
not a single man wants to step up for factory tooling because they treated us like shit, circumcision, and replacing the entire workforce with women and browns
only white men left who work are cucks and the rest of us are just waiting for a cruise missile assault
this is genuinely pathetic.
>>507404687I denounce the talmud
DEATH TO KIKES
DEATH TO AMERICA
imagine if elon didn't fight with trump, we'd get a Tesla ad and a Tesla driving around too kek
>talmud denounced
>>507403306bone spurs
Epstein
removes veteran entitlements
Treats gold-star families like shit
bone spurs
Denigrated McCain's sacrifices (john was an asshole. but that was cheap from a draft dodger)
>>507404933Started hour early JEET wannabe
>QT Negress
BASED TRUMP'S ARMY BRINGING BACK COLONIZING
>>507401905>Welol nothing better than a goy, and i though the parade was funny enough by itself.
>>507404573Celebrating the US Army and having a good time.
It's just like a parade on the 4th of July or Thanksgiving day but focused on the Army.
>>507404822what about veterans being mentioned all the time? in public places, in media etc
trumps knows his audience kek
>>507404730Well what you donโt realize is that although they care more about putting on a show by marching well they get ass raped in a firefight because we have effective comms and they donโt.
>>507404730If you think parade performance equates to battlefield performance, you need open a history book.
>>507404600>This "parade" is basically just an elaborate recruitment drive.I take issue with the word "elaborate" here.
US wants to start a war with China. Straight up.
They MIGHT join a war against Iran, but, realistically, Israel was actually expected to destroy them in a day (yes, it's a retarded plan, but it's the only plan that explains current fucking panic in Israel. They actually didn't expect Iran to fucking retaliate), so USA might just pretend that it isn't happening.
But, going back to the original point - yeah, it's not very motivating, is it?
Nothing evokes fucking patriotism quite like UFC and Coinbase, huh?
maybe we do need a war this is embarrassing
to all the seething pantifa commie troons in this thread: you lost lol
>>507404806>lem here is that they have a shitload of road to use, yet there's only one column of vehicles and people.>Then you have the audience which is far away from this, which makes it look even more empty and low energy. As if the military is afraid to let the people in closer for whatever reason.>They should absolutely fill the road with hardware and allow people within arm's reach to be in awe and worship the death machines properly.>It's weird how the US is so good at making large scale spectacles when it comes to entertainment sector or even the megachurches, but they somehow manage to fail terribly at a military march.>And holy shit are there many Chink looking creatures over there.>Brits really know how to put on a parade. Makes you appreciate them even more after seeing this abortion.I'm watching a parade from a few days as a palate cleanser, what really gets me is the marching out of time for the American parade it looks so amateur and sloppy.
>>507404925Dude give them some slack.
The've not looked at their tik-tok for like 30 mins!
Their brains are screaming at them inside their skulls.
>>507405019what's there to sperg out about?
>>507404687I denounce the Talmud and it's foundational document, the Torah.
Fuck Abrahamics.
can't wait until they start playing some Tay Tay
>>507405058more like BRAAAAPS
Is there any Burger ITT who isn't further demoralised by this?
>>507405075She looked stacked.
I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD, I DENOUNCE ALL JUDAISM. IF YOU CAN FIND A TALMUD PUBLICLY BURN IT IN YOUR STREET. HEIL HITLER!
this is pathetic
Lil Donnies military parade gets mogged by fucking jeets
>>507404925Brits said the same thing about us in WW2
>>507404687I denounce the Talmud and fuck Israel
Is this Sweet Child o' Mine?
THANK YOU DANA WHITE FOR YOUR SERVICE
ufc/parade stream on picrel
>>507401859special needs forces
gay
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>>507405019Im honestly shocked there havenโt been any disruptions. I guess theyโre too pussy to fight the army
Welcome to reality frens. The military is a bunch of underpaid retards in Halloween costumes, living in glorified slums, and working shit jobs, while being yelled at by their superiors and backstabbed by their peers.
bring out the goddamm flying saucers
I mean its better than faggots walking around with illuminated dildos for Pride month
>>507404789must be a very proud feeling having an army of your own people defending your own people instead of this globalist army we haveโฆ.
>>507404093It makes the army look friendly and a little goofy. It's a masterstroke
How are MIGAtards coping? This is so fucking embarassing
>>507405081heard he was caught licking it like the retard he is
such a deeply unserious and disrespectful parade
shame on those who planned it
shame on those who didnt refuse the order to smile and wave like children
when is the motherfucking FALSEFLAG?
Our horse march better than this... wtf guys.
>>507404969AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SWEET CHILD O MINE
OHHHH OOOOOOOH OHHHHH OOOOH OHHHHHHH SWEET CHILD O MIII EEEEEE YIIIIIIINE
>>507401818Soon, my Red White and Blue friend
>>507405107>white man is the servant drivertrumps america
Hegseth got excited about one of those vehicles
the US military having corporate sponsors at all is
THE MOST EMBARRASSING SHIT EVER
>The United States military, brought to you by Dunkin Donuts!
unreal. actually unreal.
it's not the fact of who's sponsoring it, just the fact IT HAS SPONSORS AT ALL WHAT THE FUCK I'M LOSING MY MIND
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IRAN?
MORE LIKE
YOUREFUCKED!
you zoomer shits are all mad because this music is too good for you, kids these days
*sips*
these kids these days just don't get it
sponsored by Lockheed Martin peak kek
>>507405150Yeah? Well we're saying the same about your military now. Marching sloppy is sloppy discipline.
>>507405013if trump was so cool he'd have the legal version of them.
I'm very sorry you're impressed by a dying nation's death cry of a military parade
>>507405095His audience are boomers mad that we bashed them too much.
>>507405061McCain was literally a traitor who sold out his fellow servicemen for extra privledges in the POW camp, then as soon as he got back he spent his entire political career heading the the POW repatriation committee and intentionally fucking it up so people couldn't come back to tell on him.
>>507404573Yeah it is, it's kinda casual boomer-genx entertainment. Granted we never really do marches I think we viewed it as "old fashioned" and "imperialist" or something that only dictatorships would do, or some shit like that. So I expected it to be this way, a historical showcase with modern music and a sloppy march.
I think some people expected it to be some super precise march with mass numbers that showcases intimidating disciplined units and a huge arsenal of weapons, but its never this way
>>507405172you would have thought this 'spectacle' would be a prime location for a counter-march from the No Kings squad
well this is embarrassing to watch lmao. Even children in norway have better fucking marching skilling lol
>Guns N Roses
god they are really trying to recapture the desert storm/war on terror aesthetics aren't they, i'm half expecting limp bizkit to start playing next
>>507400759No one even knows what shithole country your flag is for.
>>507405138No.
But some are working hard convincing themselves that "this was good, actually".
>>507405107>cruisin' down the street in my JLTV
Trump puts on a gay pride march while the people of USA are fighting in the streets.
>>507405250This.
I recognize that Boomers would love this.
>>507405232he's halfway through a sieg heil
any other red-blooded americans lifting weights while watching this out of pure pride?
>>507405164i cannot imagine being forced to run a tank with a fucking woman crew member. a black one at that.
I LOVE watching ZOGbots prepare to die for a foreign nation we have no treaty with and has never signed the nuclear proliferation treaty with, yet they beat Iran over the head with it.
Goyim we have a war ready for you. Come and die for us. Your wives wont care. Raise your heart rate and get ANGRY!!!!!
>>507405164I'd load her barrel
>>507405148your "army" is literally made of jeets kek
https://files.catbox.moe/gzdam7.mp4
>>507403550>>507404489It looks bush league.
And confirms the international perception that the US miltary is now casual and soft.
What a downgrade from the 1940's.
The music further confirms this perception.
Nice equipment tho
if anyone there even knows how to use it
>>507405244I want Slash playing this solo on a fucking tank!
I want to be a us citizen so badly. I miss America *eagle noises*
How can Americans support this POS Zionist cock sucking faggot of a president also this parade is gay as hell lmfao, North Korea does this shit better
>>507404821Stupid faggot Mossad fed
>>507405325>the people of USAnah just boomers and sรธyboys, they're hardly people
>>507404672Itโs not as true for officers, but still kinda true. I mean think about it. If youโre graduating with a college degree and have good options youโre probably not going to join the army. Why would you? Thereโs no war. Not even special operations is getting action. Youโll spend five years doing bullshit paperwork and babysitting kids from trailer parks.
>>507405287There are lots of girls like this but they're out in the world, you have to go outside and talk to them and not stay online browsing Tinder or Onlyfans.
>>507405272Cowboy spirit, don't give a fuck about pretty marching
>>507405287left or right?
>>507405273most rock bands are lefties, they're not letting Trump parade his toy soldiers to their songs (unless he wants to pay)
THIS IS WHY THE US HASN'T DONE MILITARY PARADES IN 34 YEARS
US IS THE ULTIMATE PAPER TIGERS
BAD OVERPRICED TECH
ALL THE GOOD SHIT WAS WASTED IN AFGHANISTAN
UNMOTIVATED AND POORLY TRAINED SOLDIERS
>>507405232Hes such a boomer.
>>507405341Why aren't you in the trench?
Iran making us suffer through this cringe until the end before they finally bomb it is really cruel
>>507405138They could've played rap to recruit zoomers, not as bad as I expected
>>507403551>acting as if he's bored and not feeling second-hand embarrassment and wishing he could time travel back to the days of the Bush admin
is anyone else hearing the squeaking of wheels?
>>507405238The trillion dollar army needs sponsors, sometimes I wonder if America is really a real place.
Iran firing more missiles.
>>507405333They are watching while their girlfriends get BLACKED
>>507404687>Fuck IsraelGTFO here traitor. Why would I denounce the greatest ally for whom this entire military is for? What's wrong with you?
>>507405358shut up Trudeau go away
>>507405087only after 9/11, every other generation of vets was forgotten from vietnam and Korea to ww1 even to the original continental army, pretty sad honestly
no kings day is getting BTFO by this parade. even cnn is covering the parade with only a small box of NKD
I like this music but it's so outdated in a recruitment sense, they're only getting the 50 year olds gen x blood going with this music.
>rock music playing
>instead of commentary and introducing the battalions
This is too American
>>507405354That would be so cool
>>507405346yeah and the mog the US at military culture
>>507405394based Rodeo Joe
I truly live in a country full of retards.
>>507404457The US doesn't have anymore white people that can play beautiful brass marching music.
We have fat fucking JD Vance insteadd
kidz bop version of dad rock soundtrack
>>507405238Congress both won't and can't give this any funding.
>>507405211Americans lack any sense of style anon. They are the angry babies in terms of history, they just dont have any to speak of and no inspiration to draw from except what's given to them by psychotic jews.
>>507404805stay mad fagboy. you have nothing.
>>507405410Can they please just get it over with already, we're all tired.
>>507405400canadians are the most pathetic people on earth
>>507404789It will never be not kino af
Fuck for hiromoot still not accepting webm sound on pol, it's even more epic with the fashwave playing along.
>>507405427trillion dollar squeek
>>507403616>sponsored by palantir and Israel
>>507405398Metal/pop are rightists.
im just waiting for one of these vehicles to absolutely shit the bed mid parade.
trump looks so fucking bored kek
Im just gonna eat these beans real quick while everybody is watching the parade
WALKED OUTSIDE, THERES A "NO KINGS" PROTEST. I HAVE A TORAH AND A TALMUD IN MY HAND. I AM ABOUT TO BURN IT IN FRONT OF THESE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS. WISH ME LUCK AND HEIL HITLER!
>>507404479This was made on a government computer
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all smiles
>>507405100>I take issue with the word "elaborate" here.It's elaborate because they normally just run ads on TV.
Also, get fucked zigger.
>>507404194It's boring enough just watching it on a screen, imagine having to deal with traffic and parking
>>507404687I denounce the talmud. FUCK ISRAEL, FUCK KIKES
>>507405409why aren't you registered on coinbase
>>507405333don't scratch your nail polish
>>507405110True
How can they be expected to march in step while updating their status
>>507405138Im in the Army and I want to leave even more now.
this is a humilation ritual
>>507405398Whats a little more of the American taxpayer's money thrown at this geriatric parade?
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>>507405336black women fight better than white men in america, son
>>507405430Sucking a Trucker's rancid cock
>>507404055 Congress controls the budget
>>507405486GnR never sounds bad to anyone and I will die on that hill.
>>507405553Yawn Iโm bored.
>>507403616>anti-war song during a military paradeplay Bulls On Parade next
>>507405138I donโt see any reason to be. This isnโt a ticker tape parade or some based fascist display. This is a relatively informal and educational celebration of a peacetime army. In America, the best people donโt join the army in peacetime. They start companies or work in Wall Street or have some other kind of career.
>>507405544Sheโs so smugโฆ
In tears watching this shit. This country is so badass I feel so grateful to get to be apart of all this
>MORE TANKS
>MORE TANKS
>MORE TANKS
>MORE TANKS
>MORE TANKS
>MORE TANKS
>MORE TANKS
>>507405462Israel needs us!
>>507405292>boomer-genxNope. I'm genx and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Trump has lost the plot.
>>507405430WHERE DO WE GO NOW?
WHOOOOAAAA SWEET CHILD O MINE
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THERE'S LITERALLY NO PEOPLE THERE WTF
>>507405586SAD!
This has too much of a Macy Day Parade. It's aawful
>>507403658more embarrassing that you get completely fucked by that looney toons army
>>507405159no its distinctly dofferent because royalty fees are expensive. its just similar
>>507405553burn a koran too
Boring, went back to Le Mans.
>>507405463Cry more faggot your president is a retarded zionist cock sucker at least our PM put sanctions on Israel. FUCK ISRAEL!
If you die from getting drafted im gonna lmao at you
>>507405545he stands and salutes every now and then
sad
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ngl bros i feel bad because this was supposed to be for his birthday. You can tell he is disappointed
>>507404489it's the fucking military it's not supposed to be some fun kitschy shit ITS SUPPOSED TO INSPIRE AWE AND GRANDEUR.
but whatever. this show is all for Jews to get us wet to go fight Iran anyways. So good I"m glad it's shit
>>507405395both, but left
Never let niggers into your country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OZCyp-LcGw&list=RDOqvHWUZZdP0&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE03Lqm3nbI
never let niggers into your white country pls promise me.
>>507405486>gen x bloodgreatest blood this nation will ever know again
>>507405138I'm having a great time, pretty sure only fags are mad about this.
>>507405656Are you having a manic episode?
>>507405641this isn't a choreographed parade, it's just a celebration. these aren't show units
>>507405679I would have left after about an hour too
is the army considered more important than the other branches of the military? why is there no day for them?
>>507405394Yeah? How do you think lack of discipline translate into battle? Following orders and being disciplined is the purpose of marching and in battle these orders become muscle memory and why we British are so good at war. We're getting fucked over by our own right now but our army still remembers the purpose of these things, the fundamentals.
It's why our Royal Marines a couple of years ago in a mock battle destroyed your US marine corp in Exercise Green Dagger.
AMERRRRRICA
AMERRRRRICA
GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON MEEEE
>>507405681Cute would colonize
>>507405106I bet there either isn't that much marching happening in the US military, or none of them gives a fuck when the formation is marching sloppily. Hell it's probably both.
I always thought Finns weren't that great at marching in beat, but it really isn't that bad now that I've seen this.
I'll need to watch Trooping the Colour after this to clean my brain.
>Announcer can't speak English
They couldn't find a single man in the entirety of the US army who went to high school so they can read basic English?
>>507405244If they play flock of seagulls, itโs over.
>under 20,000 in attendance
Name one (1) thing more pathetic than this.
My mom is watching and boomertexting me about the coming Great Arctic Rare Earth War and how she hopes she lives long enough to see the "holocaust of those F*&@ing snow mexicans."
>>507405679most maga fans have been deported
>>507403963Thatโs because the actual budget is like 1/4 that.
The rest is money laundering and/or embezzlement.
>>507404970Why do you care? It's sponsored by Palantir, it's not your taxpayer money.
Well... OK it is your taxpayer money but fuck you!
>>507405711shut up leaf
>>507405679they're in the field behind it
Just ban women from the military sheeesh
>>507405211>>507405506Pure cope lol. The only aesthetics in Britain are LARPing like youโre still the kingโs cavalry (while your prince marries a black American and cries on TV). Absolute cope.
Wow America's army is so strong. Just look at their marching! So well-disciplined
This would have been better if they did it in fall when it was cooler out. Everyone looks sweaty and uncomfortable.
>>507405150As did the Germans who laughed at the burgers generally. Face facts it was the commies that actually defeated German, not you or us,
>>507405687Weโd lose to Russia kek, we lost to fucking afghani hobos
Should have asked putin some advice.
https://www.youtube.com/live/tVEiz-floKY?si=bpls3fOzgpb3n814&t=4068
Trump is actually done. This is the final straw. Amnesty for illegals and this pathetic display. A one two punch to end him.
He looks weaker than Biden.
>>507405609this is just the army's birthday parade, it isnt meant to be a huge thing bud
>>507405544don't worry im sure they have wreckers too
>>507405784>British are so good at warYou're not though.
>>507405721Has he tried not being a kike lover and seen if that gets him a happier birthday?
I have a college degree that means I am able to go straight to Officer.
This parade is a joke because this nation is owned by kikes.
Who want's to fight besides the poor descendants of boomers who haven't figured out the truth yet. I pity you but I will laugh when you all die to Iranians. General Wesley Clark warned you and so did I to many.
DIE FOR ISRAEL.
>>507405846>Meal Team 6Gravy Seals
>>507405809usa education generally require graduates to read at a 3rd grade (age 9) level
>>507405711Show us your "county's" military.
>>507405721his own fault for calling it in the first place and letting it be the most boring soulless parade of all time
>>507405238LOL Anon are you just now catching on to the fact that America IS Corporations?
This isn't the fucking 1940's anymore nationalism is dead. Corporate Fascism is the future. America is a conglomeration of corporations LARPING as a country. Deal with it and just enjoy the show.
he sure does like mentioning the war on terror
it's almost as if he's preparing you to fight against those silly iranian terrorists
>>507405679lmao good fuck zogbots, no one wants to die for Israel
Despite awkward sponsorships and all the whiners ITT, I think it's been a generally successful parade.
The rock music was a good choice, not sure if zoomers are expecting mumblerap or what.
ITS FUCKIN DONE. THEY WERE SEETHING AT ME. SOME TRIED TO MOVE TOWARDS ME SO I LET THEM SEE MY CONCEALED CARRY GLOCK 19. HEIL HITLER.
>>507394264 (OP)who gives a shit why this shit gets a sticky
stupid mutt website
>>507405783Army is the oldest branch, and this parade is specifically for it's 250th anniversary
>>507404149>isnt this how a parade is supposed to look like?i was going to call you a faggot but these massage parlor gals are strangely arousing. i don't even have an asian fetish, but it's kind of hot. we need our own massage parlor division.
>>507405857Quit embarrassing us you trailer park retard
>>507405899nice cope faggot
My only wish was that it was military music playing throughout the entire parade, not a boomer cover band. Optics were on point.
>>507405825this guy burns local
>>507405925how many people have you demoralized today? -1?
>>507405783This is a big birthday for the army, but the Navy has fleet week and shit, where you can watch the blue angels.
>>507401195The robots would realistically get hacked by a superior species immediately. Would make more sense to have Monkey-Boys launching hot metal out of big tubes.
>>507405815See word after numbers ^
>>507405138Considering we havenโt had a parade since what, 1992? I expected out of step marching compared to a country like Russia, France, and China that have larger events every year.
Hey, they march better than my company at Cape May.
>>507405238Isn't this a good thing? Saying the quiet part out loud actually possibly red pills some people
>>507405960Also this
An autistic spurg /fit//pol/ combo could take out this whole parade single handedly
I weep for this countries future
they march so out of sync I can't be convinced otherwise half of them were secretly hired off craigslist
>>507405030I know this feel way too much fren...
>>507405899>it was meant to be bad!oh my god
>>507405551AYYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>507405783This is the 250th anniversary of the Army, it was formed first
now show the changing of the guard we just did today
get mogged
>>507406003theres no cope
>>507405563>It's elaborate because they normally just run ads on TVThis is EXACTLY what this is, though.
It... it literally has ads in it, for fuck's sake.
>get fucked zigger.Sorry, but no can do.
We have no choice but to push the US proxy on our border to total extinction.
how much does the army cost us?
We could cut 80% of that budget and nothing will change in regards to capability
This is proof that its all a useless gay welfare program
>>507405609chinks have an inferior army, whats why they need to overcompensate with autistic levels of pointless precision
>>507405899>>5074060034th of July next year should be a big deal.
>>507406011But I guess they couldโve played Fortunate Son during the Vietnam portion
>>507405815>Name one (1) thing more pathetic than this.your entire life
>>507405783it's their 250th anniversary today. Navy is in October and Marines is in November.
This song makes me want to drink Pepsi
>>507405768this is weak disorganized bush league shit fr fr
>People are going batshit bananas over a parade where a narrator describes all the basic function of the army and we get to see some of the faces of our troops
That's it?
>But its le birthday for him
This is completely inoffensive
>>507405906Yes we are lad. We're constrained by our own politicians but when let loose we are immensely good. Again Exercise Green Dagger, also we invented the concept of Special Forces. All your Special forces are descended from our own S.A.S.
>>507405815holy shit where have you been
thought you merked yourself
>>507405863This is a 250th anniversary parade of the US Army. Today is that day and today only. The seething lie from the left was that this was for trumps birthday or a show I force. It's neither of those things and they can't stop lying because they can't stop crying and seething that they lost.
>>507402555Do we have no spiritual pride in our fucking military anymore? And by spiritual I don't mean religious, I mean pride in simply BEING?
>>507406060they're just there for the benefits and free college bro
No nigger! HEIL HITLER! HEIL THE AYATOLLAH
>>507405966Their should be 0% awkwardness
>>507406047compared to 1992, hasnt changed much
>>507406057omg, we sent Israel the best parts of our rock songs.
>>507405687america's military strength does not actually come from our army.
it comes from our nerds that can make weapons that graduates of american high schools can fire, forget, and get back to eating crayons.
shhhhh. it's a secret. don't tell anyone.
It would be cool if they show of alien tech
>>507405784Marching looks good but lots of really dogshit armies have been good at marching. The Italians knew how to march and dress in their fancy uniforms but were dogshit in Africa for example. How someone marches has no weight on their ability to follow orders and win victories. Sure it takes discipline to march and they could improve it, but the US army in has never been big about marching in the last century.
YOU CAN HEAR THE PARADE ALL THE WAY FROM TEL AVIV
I wish they drove the vehicles a bit closer together, just to speed things up and see them in numbers, its a bit sad to see it go by 1 by 1
EVERYTIME IT SHOWS ANYONE THEY ARE BORED OR CONFUSED LMAO
>>507405348>What a downgrade from the 1940's.I don't know what parades you're thinking of but when they marched in Paris after VE they were just walking along
What made you think this was going to be like a euro style goosestep parade?
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>>507406060No that's the "new" army.
>>507405966>a generally successful paradeyou have very low parade standards
nice pride parade you got there kings, wish ours was this good
>>507405970More like merch units amiright?
>this post was brought to you by palantir
It would be significantly better with better music and bigger crowds, but boomers have god awful taste and have also turned this country into an unpatriotic shit hole. Most people were probably too afraid of the No Kings shit to show up. Nothing will ever get better until the boomers die off.
>>507405783Itโs not exclusively army
>Today isn't the 4th is it?
my girlfriend just asked me to cosplay as gojo from jujutsu kaisen.
is this a form of cuckery?
trying to enjoy this parade but cant help the feeling now.
>>507402748Why would they want the real band? Its a military parade, not a superbowl halftime show.
>>507405650Honestly, youโre right.
I know itโs fun for foreigners and trolls to act like this is a cringe embarrassing low energy humiliation ritual, but this is exactly the sort of anniversary parade any American would expect.
I guess the only reason youโd be underwhelmed is because of the crowd (itโs a shitty day in DC), or if you legit bought into the leftist propaganda strawman that this was a โshow of forceโ by โKing Trump.โ
But this is literally like every fucking Labor Day parade Iโve ever been to. Itโs not a cope, itโs a fact.
>>507405387well if you go Navy Officer you get to learn all about ships and play Star Trek in the sea.
>>507405970The only thing that could save the day.
Like crazy new tech demos.
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>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>507405966I was expecting the FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM AND THE ACTUAL ARMY MARCHING BAND THAT EXISTS FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>507406096Lmao you have been trying for 4+ years now, maybe learn how to fight and spend less time marching around?
>>507406213We send them weapons to kill people
>>507406259BOOOOOOOOREAKING NOOOSE
Who made this parade so low energy? :(
>>507405872All accounts from Germans and British was admiration for Americans in battle
Now I get to watch Iran bomb Israel ineffectually.
there's better marching by literal high schoolers at the mardi gras parades I go to every year
>>507406152here's your "army" marching, Leaf lmao
https://files.catbox.moe/gzdam7.mp4
I expected more synchronization.
>>507405985They're cute in an unconventional way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5_qKPyweXI&t=4804s
This is what actual American march music sounds like
this is boring. and there's too many non-whites. my feet hurt.
>>507405138better than what Biden would have had with the Afghanistan debacle. Also the history portion was interesting. Something missing was a celebrity military person, Jocko Willink would have been perfect for this. Yes he is from Navy but it is overarching military focus. It was a missed opportunity
>>507406205Whose?
Did you mean "there" because if you did that would be incredibly embarrassing. If you didn't that would still be embarrassing because GMS.
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>>507405815the tranny has returned
>an hour of tanks and shitty marching with ADs inbetween
fucking yawn
>>507406281send in the merchant marines!
This is the america that scares me. The militant, angry america always out to shoot jews in cold blood.
Why can't they march? What's with the lame as fuck generic rockish music on repeat? How can anyone think this is intimating?
>muh Secound World Waar two...
How long can we keep running on this?
>>507406266Wehrmacht parades were immaculate. And you lost.
>>507394264 (OP)OH GOD
JOUREY
AMERICAN CHEESE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
WE 1980S UP IN THIS BITCH - LET'S GO
>>507406259Shut the fuck up. Fuck you and whatever Pissrael is up to.
UwU
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>>507406324EUfag here
I like it
I think it's neat that they're explaining the stuff and the history
>>507406239The US army hasn't been big about victories either.
>>507406283I have been filled with immense hatred for boomers as of late.
fuck yeah playing the jams now. Journey fucking rules!
>middle east envoy handed phone mid-applause with a grim look
grim
>>507406405haha, like that funny picture
>>507405477what you mean after 9/11? you mean those who fought in iraq? i wouldnt exactly call them "veterans", iraq war wasnt that huge and not enough time has passed imo
>>507406357It's a sign of the empire's fall, it's people not longer believe in it, they shun it
HERE WE FUCKING GO
SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL
WEW FINALLY SOME COOL GUYS APPEARED
WEW FINALLY SOME COOL GUYS APPEARED
>>507405966Yep itโs been chill. Eurotrannies just seething per usual.
>>507406259https://www.youtube.com/live/MkNTiIk5w4o?si=9BUKfHaGlevdriiq
>>507406400I want them to torture my balls and call me a pig, then execute me.
>SHOOTER SPOTTED
>DEPLOY THE ROBO-NIGGER SHOOTER
KIKES ARE GETTING BLOWN UP HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507406324private damage control reporting for doody sir!
Guys, keep in mind: this is the era of our steepest decline. This is when things are the most fucked and inglorious and when corporations and Jews control everything. Once the boomers die off, we can fix all of this and make America great again for real.
>>507405906they certainly have the ability
You guys arenโt even watching the parade youโre complaining about, youโre in this thread trying to collect updoots
>>507406209Yeah. The point is that we barely ever have these things, so practice isnโt really much of a consistent thing for street parades like this.
>whip them titties out
>baybay
>whip them titties out
>baybay
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>>507406339as a former stryker driver, i know his pain. bro is probably half deaf from the engine next to his head.
>>507405138the army shouldn't even exist right now, it's peacetime the only people enlisted are trying to save money on college or actual zogbots
>>507406259Shut up nigger, we are busy laughing at the greatest army on the planet.
>>507406505IT"S BOOM TIME BABY
AMERICA's SPECIAL SAUCE
these fuckers don't fuck around
>>507394264 (OP)Gosh bless america.
Who can beat us? This is re-moralizing
>>507406477lmfao kike doesn't want to see his beloved country get attacked
American military is so fucking weird man. If they werent currently shitting on Iran as this clownshow of a parade is ongoing, you would think they were a company trying to sell weapons.
God it looks so much cooler with them walking with firearms and plate carriers, and journey playing.
>>507406494There was another missile launch on Israel just now. They should be hitting (or getting intercepted) in a few mins.
Makes you wonder who the fuck is running our country right now
>>507406494iran is firing rockets again so yeah
>>507406488We saved Holland
>>507406459I hate to tell you this friend, but it seems like your government has been a vulnerable, weak and compromised shitshow since they killed JFK.
which song was that before the Journey song?
>>507406489We have to learn to hate them while also forgiving them. They were programmed to be how they are.
>>507406530Stop being biased. You know, deep down, that this shit fucking sucks
>>507394264 (OP)Nobody is watching this kek
>>507406205Yeah, well, the army was playing LGBT ads just a year ago, so you need to be just a little more patient.
>>507406451Well played lad.
cool pic unrelated
>>507406457Is Steve Wikoff fucking that?
I've never seen a military parade like this. Between the announcer, the background rock and everyone just walking around I really don't even know if this should be called a march
>>507406402ID /cuned, kek
>>507406596they look cool at least
thought that was an ISIS flag for a second kek
>>507406536That's sound very kink, you degenerate frog.
You get a case of Budlight if you enlist today.
finally getting the real modern shit
>>507406324Anyone who expected goose stepping Nazis was just retarded
is this the call of duty division?
>>507406494>my ass hurts>I want to go home>they dont know israel is being bombed
This is pretty cringe desu. Fox needs to calm it down
>>507406658It's like a fair.
seems like there wont be a false flag
gonna go to bed
shame
i wanted to see 9/11 part 2
>>507406596>currently in the process of fucking around
This soundtrack is just one certified Grade A Absolute Bangerโข after the next. I am so fucking stoked. HOOAH!
>>507406351>Lmao you have been trying for 4+ years nowAnd we have been succeeding.
Again, Israel wanted a quick win and they launched a decapitation strike on Iran.
They're currently being pounded by missiles, because their attempt at "blitzkrieg" backfired.
They're fucked now.
They're actually fucked now.
America HAS TO save them.
Meanwhile, we're slowly killing hohols and NATO officers, and mercs in Ukraine.
And there is fuck all the West can do to stop us.
And this clown parade shows exactly why.
>>507406539>ROBO-NIGGERlost
>>507406519CURRENT OBJECTIVE:
WORSHIP BBC
start was cool with the historical stuff but the last 30 minutes of muttmarching to buttrock has been boring as fuck
>>507406025Not enough. 7 countries in 5 years you JIDF Eglin air force base kike.
We will not fight your wars for you.
This show of military is a joke when sand niggers in afghan defeated you and made you run in shame. The world has awakened. Run before you are held accountable. You have so much you people need to hang for. Countless crimes.
HAHAHAHA THE QUAD DRONE FLYBY
What's that fucking drone? It looks like something you would get off of Amazon? Don't they have giant bombing drones?
>>507405960KEK so true,
but you aren't SUPPOSED to make it so blatant (and cringe). Orangeoutan is out of his mind, fucking nouveau rich cringomaniac boomer.
Finally some kino guys, back to shaniquas tho
>>507406618Based, who are these guys?
>>507406239>MarchingLiterally directly responsible for the success or the Romans and before them the Greeks
Its fundamental to a military unit to co ordinate movement during battle - e,g 10 guys go direction x and 10 go direction y NOW and that is exactly what the do. You don't sit and have a wank and think about it for 10 minutes.
Drills and marching are a fucking essential to a military.
>basic chink drone with a fancy military designation for 100x the price
America, I..
>We're totally not selling this shit to interested parties watching. WE PROMISE.
>>507394264 (OP)Military parades are not in the ustater tradition since fatmerica is not a military society...they have the most powerful army, but this isn't the source of their power. Their power resides in God and freedom, they are forgetting God and only keeping freedom...this is a fatal error. Anyways doing such parade is something for narcissist or brutal societies like Europe or China, and it was always considered of bad taste in fatmerica.
>>507406798>IM DROOOOOOOONING
>>507406746we only expected zogstepping goylems
Man this shit has me so pumped up. I am gonna order a big mac.
>>507406776MANY HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS
>un-armored beach buggies in 2025
how much did they cost the taxpayer lmfao
i can see my paycheck being pissed away in real time
>>507401687But why?
>>507403118But why they don't make it every year? Mรฉxico and shit countries like peru do it?
>>507402744Why didn't you liked it? :(
How come they get to walk with guns
>>507406647>150,000 on right side broadcasting>over 1 million views on X>White House official YouTube stream over 80K
>>507406250Bro you don't have to goosestep, just walk in time. It looks messy and unprofessional otherwise.
6G STEALTH DRONES BROS!!!
>>507406798Truly the most powerful army on planet Earth
>โThis parade is sponsored by BLACKED.COMโ
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>>507394264 (OP)>10,000 viewers watching the parade (mostly /pol/)>62,000 watching commies smash up LAit's over
>>507406801Weโll be saving fookin nuttin ye mudrat
Can Zion Don drop the dad rock and put some mumble rap on already? Spice things up a bit.
dynasty warriors soundtrack
>>507406098most of the budget is the peace time "veterans" grifting with fake lifetime disabilities for gibs
these are the tiniest gayest drones i ever seen
they cost like 10 USD on temu
why the fuck are they even showing them
>>507406853bastogne unit apparently
literally a bunch of nerds larping
>>507406892KINO KINO
EUROPOORS seething
>best part dudes just walking in full kit and the not warthogs
this should have been the whole thing
if we can't march, own it and not pretend
>>507406907It was all a ploy to make the past generations look less awesome having them just awkwardly walk with no gear, then bring out the modern gear shouting on the mic "THIS COULD BE YOU"
Theres no way these are Trumps favorite songs.
>>507406892>the last thing an Iranian child sees
Why didn't they have a band playing flutes and shit like in the revolution era tho. Whoever designed this sht lied on their resumรฉ 100
>>507394264 (OP)this shit is boring as fuck
>>507404479Just think of how many niggers your wife will fuck while you're away getting drone raped in sandland.
>>507406860I agree but it is what it is. You wanna teach them how to march? I want them to do their job
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>>507406977kek, imagine doing this for over an hour
>>507406910Anime girls quitting streams get higher ccv
>>507406860>Drills and marching are a fucking essential to a military.This is how we know you've never been in a military. Drill is the most pointless, retarded waste of time. You should be spending that time on your radio procedures and first aid training, not what are essentially dance routines.
>>507407006True
God bless Steve Perry
>>507405966You are either a 60+ yo redneck boomer or an eglin faggot if you found any of this shitfest "successful"
I've seen better county fair parades, this is sad.
>>507405721yea kinda feel for him
but then again that's kinda the shit you get served being a kike golem and all
>>507406325Alternatively you can join the space force and play Stargate. It depends which rank titles you prefer
>>507406917No disrespect, but the French uniforms always remind me of Star Wars, idk why.
Better save this anons...
Just wait until they get to the fireworks, then nobody will rip on America!
>>507406986Literally so that the Left will have more to be offended at. Literally.
>>507406746We will celebrate our 250th anniversary by goose stepping into Canada.
>>507406907Whats wrong? Is their uniform.
>>507406917Yeah and looks pretty bad an unrespectfull
>>507407002Is this really the best Eglin can do?
Are these the same type of Bradley's that are used in Ukraine?
There is something surreal about watching an army propaganda parade recruitment ad in one window and Lookner bouncing for joy because of missile strikes in Israel.
Foreshadowing a bit.
>>507406968>Weโll be saving fookin nuttinI hope so, but I doubt it.
Fuck, if Trump lets Israel be annihilated, I vow to stop calling him "Orange Retard" forever.
>>507407069Trump's Birthday parade? I see what you did there.
>>507403714The power of DEI
fact: you canโt listen to boomer rock for an hour interrupted
>>507406860This Napoleon literally won battles just by marching, he barely even fought.
japanese schoolgirl marching bands put on a better show
>>507406917Blue is a shit military colour. germans in grey had it right.
>ZOG parade
>Missiles falling on israel
>Tehran in flames
>Wogs and old women fighting with national guard all over the country
Kino is BACK
is trump still present? massive missile strike on israel going on right now
>>507394264 (OP)How many Israeli flags were seen?
>>507407154last time you tried that, the white house got burned to the ground
>>507407069LOL NO ONE SHOWED UP TO ZOGNALDS BIRTHDAY PARTY
>>507407002why are euros so mad? it's honestly pathetic.
this thread is indistinguishable from reddit/r/europe. sandniggers seething and yuros coping
>>507407069woah....blumpf....is over....
There was more energy in the 1995 moscow victory day parade where they made the geriatric ww2 veterans march.
>>507407154after this parade, it's fairly clear that the victor will be canada
>>507406299yesterday
>friday, june 13, 2025sunday = 1 (first day of the week)
friday = 6
6,6, 13 [reduced to 4 shin/death in japanese, dalet/door/path in hebrew], 2025 [reduced to 9]
that's why yesterday was the day to attack iran, the door was open for death.
today
>saturday, june, 14, 20257,6,5, 9.
[7+6+5 = 18 = 9]
99 = 66
tsadek tet = samekh vav
righteousness contained = support union
flipping the script
its just more schizo rituals to garner support
>>507406488do you even have an army? lmao
>>507407097Define success for the parade celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Army.
>>507407187Stop promoting this kike. Death to all Israelis and Zionists that post here. Die mother fucker.
PARTY ROCKING IN TEL AVIV
>>507407154โAnd I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.โ
Revelation 13:11
>>507407254lmao canada doesnt have 1 vehicle functional to do a parade liek this.
REMOVE STICKY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>507406964>62,000 watching commies smash up LAIt's a national holiday at this rate.
it's sunday 9am here and i am watching this while eating McMorningยฎ
can't feel more american
When does the JD Vance Brigade get here?
>>507407209America wins battles by moving fucktons of equipment halfway across the planet. It does not win battles by doing silly dance routines.
unironically, Israel is getting bombed badly right now
https://www.youtube.com/live/MkNTiIk5w4o
a lot of missiles are getting through the defenses
>>507407230its been a good day for happenings. Almost too many
>>507407069kek couple thousand people for his $150 million shit parade
I bet Trump wishes he could execute someone for this lol
THIS is trumps America this is what I voted for
>>507406250>walking alongMore like AWOOGAing along
>>507406459>nigger tranime pfp >intimating
OH SHIT ITS THE ARMY SONG
BE
ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
GET AN EDGE ON LIFE
IN THE ARMY!
Tel Aviv is getting blasted at the same time.
What a day.
>>507394264 (OP)Meh, the Norks do it better, also this music is pure shite.
>>507406883Gotta wait till your off your shift hub
>>507407353it would be the cherry on the cake if some israel regiments started marching
POST YFW THE AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN
>>507407372He looks pissed off
>why the fuck are we doing this>jd vance just smiling to pretend everythings ok KEK
>>507407068Have been you silly cunt
You have to be able to move as a co ordinated unit
>>507407364I'm watching both
None of you understand anything, even about your own culture.
This boomer rock? Itโs been used in parades and large events since Millennials were kids, and it was outdated back then, too, but youโre missing the point.
Itโs generic and unoffensive. Itโs friendly, but masculine. This is, broadly speaking, are the US as wanted to be perceived for many decades now. Anything linked directly to government or ethnic pride is as generic as depicting American Eagles against the backdrop of the Statue of Liberty.
Americana is bland. Itโs intentional. The โcoolestโ music youโll hear representing the military is whatever soldiers were listening to during the Gulf War that didnโt involve cussing.
Youโre all dumb uncultured niggers or youโre Eurocucks who understand nothing about the cultural identity of Americans and the self-awareness that only an American that isnโt a braindead zoomer nigger would lack.
we are literally having a parade while our allies are at war
Will Iran hold a big parade when Israel is finally BTFO?
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>>507406942>Those Vehicles/GearDamn, today really does look like Arma 3
>>507407484you wouldn't get it, zoomer
>>507406159>This is completely inoffensiveOn this we can agree. the most toothless shit i've ever seen. This is barely better than the dykes mom + brown army daughter ad from the woke army era kek.
This would be 1000% better with John Stamos hosting.
ITS FUCKING BORING HAHAHAHAHA
MAGATS FUCKING WISHED THEY COULD LOOK COOL
>>507407380but murrica doesnt win wars.
this is cringe kino and i couldnt hope for anything less
its like the big tough guy trying to be nice both failing and being endearing
>>507407484You don't recognize Poo Sheisty? nigga..
>>507403813jesus, the us really wouldn't win a conventional war at this point
QUIT WITH THE GENERIC FORD TRUCK COMMERCIAL BACKGROUND MUSIC
IT SOUNDS LIKE MENU MUSIC FOR A DEER HUNTING GAME AT A RESUARANT
Other than that i'm overall fine with this
This thread is moving so fast no one will see that my gf stuck a finger in my ass last night while blowing me. Feels good man
>>507407069BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont know guys playing Suzerain taught me military parades are a good way to get coup'ed.
>>507406907American here, confused as to why you would have an un-armed show of force?
>>507406964400k watching the foxlive feed.
>>507407505Its a survival mechanism. He grew up in a fucked up family and had to learn to do this to survive his childhood.
>>507407427remember when the army made a fps computer game to get enlistment numbers up pre 9/11?
>rebel yell
>the rebels are against King Trump
kek
>>507407370Alot more important. Fuck the Zionist US Govt. Our founding fathers would have dealt with these traitors. Now they are a mafia that makes young US men into trained employees.
Fuck them all. I hope you die in Iran you traitorous know nothing faggots.
>>507407069W/ the way things have turned out so far, I'm not surprised w/ the turnout.
>>507406238Thanks to this parade i'm now 100% convinced the US never captured alien crafts.
>>507407037they're what he plays at pretty much all his rallies
thank you lockheed martin
>>507407118These guys remind me of Padme's security guys on naboo
>>507407609couple apache and blackhawks
>brought to you by lockheed
This is the dumbest AI music ever. "Write me some shite background music for an American military parade".
>>507404687I denounce the talmud by ripping pages out of it and wiping my ass after taking a massive bbq pork shit, also the holocaust never happened and fuck israel.
>>507406623Yeah but heโs just a literal mutt squatting there seething about amerimutts. No relation
>>507407519>I'm watching bothI kinda lost interest in the riots, because all it does is expose the extent of the problem and the nuclear option isn't publicly popular, because... well the immigrant population there are notorious turncoats the moment it comes to get rid of the dregs.
>>507407380I agree, marching can feel outdated these days, because are you really gonna march a fucking army in today's gay and zogged wars? But it is still a great discipline exercise.
Thanks Lockheed, very cool.
>Robot dogs
Are these things field proven yet?
>>507394264 (OP)>LOCKHEED SHARTIN
>>507407068Retard. Comradary and unity is the most important thing in armed forces.
Not going to lie, if the goal was to emulate those autoritarian third world dick flashing parades they needed better choreographies.
Why are the guys operating the tanks goofing around? Is this supposed to be the US army? This looks like shit compared to the Russian Victory day march. The music is also super shit.
fuck man the robot dogs are so cute
they march better then the troops
LMFAO lockheed martin ad then demon robot dog
ah64
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>THANK YOU
LOCKHEED MARTIN <3
>>507407377Besed . I loved it sicse i was kid .
I used to go just to see this
My dog started barking at that robot dog. He hates it.
SHIIIIIIIIT IT'S DA ROBOT DOGGO
THE HECKIN CUTE GOOD BOY DOGGO BOTS
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>dog robot marches better than the actual military
It's fucking over.
>>507407484Open your ears, they playing some good shit
>>507407674I heard we're getting involved in the Iran-Israel situation, is that true?
>>507407613Take it to the next level and get pegged
Those lil robo dogs are quite cute.
Why are they acting like its a surprise that Iran is fighting back?
>>507407069>taken 6 hours before it startedyour faggot tricks don't work anymore
>Boston Dynamics dog robots
The robot dog was the only one in step kek
>>507407606Still not convinced on the M7, I think they were just in a hurry to replace something that didn't need to be replaced.
>>507407523>it's masculineIt really isn't and the fact you don't understand how to captivate people with spectacle is the exact reason why this event is a flop. The feds should have hired me, hell I'd have done it for free just so the US isn't fucking embarrassed. Now that is ACTUAL patriotism
>>507407777can i pet that dog?
>>507407788thatโs almost almost cool.
but they shouldโve had like a hundred of them.
>>507407762They're proving they can walk down the street carrying the flag idk
>>507407690If you're going to play Rebel Yell you might as well play some Iron Maiden
>>507407647Did you just start watching? All the units before them didn't march with guns
the US Sharty looks very intimidating
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED FORTUNATE SON AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507407523Stop coping. The military parade is so dull that people are dying of boredom. Maybe that's it's superpower. Fuck. I wanted explosions and men marching in sync.
stop laughing at the robo dogs
is murrika even a country anymore? cringe parade full of muts, trannies and women.
Are the cute robo doggies like normal dogs and hate criminals like all niggers?
>>507407777Checked and interesting doggo bot
DRONE FOOD
>DRONE FOOD
DRONE FOOD
>DRONE FOOD
>>507407636Good vidya taste anon
>>507407224These are parade uniforms, they don't use it at war, don't be stupid.
>>507406459The color of her skin is so disgusting but Yeah I agree with what you said
oh god, AI will use these against us
>>507407919this
leave the doggo alone
>>507407154bro why cant we have fucking cool shit like this
BE PROUD AMERICANS YOUR TAX MONEY BOUGHT ALL THAT INCLUDING ROBOT DOGGO
>>507407839unironically that seems gay. I don't mind the finger or tongue there
>>507407770Drill is literally never done outside of basic. No infantry unit ever does drill. It is a waste of time and it utterly pointless. To build comradery you do PT, not drill.
>>507407919LOOK AT THE HECKIN GOOD BOY HOLDING THE ARMY FLAG
<Presenting the newest military division
>The Game
USA has become unstoppable
Seriously robot dogs, with some lad behind them controlling them? Whats still to come? Portapottys?
Those robodogs piss freedom on the hydrant of communism
Robodogs were the Highlight of the whole event. Weโre done here
Wow the military really is filled with women, 80IQ niggers, and basedjaks with no skill whatsoever.
>>507406964There are 70k watching on the white house feed alone.
>>507407238We don't talk about 1812
i think you have to be a drunk boomer to really enjoy this lol
>>507407912Boomers cant listen to lyrics rheyre incapable of thinking hard
>>507407913
Honestly a parade of armed robot dogs and suicide drones would been more kino than whatever the fuck this parade is. Especially with Palantir as a sponsor.
>>507407897>Rebel Yell>literally named after the battle cry of the confederacy Interesting
You know it's bad when Americans start acting up when they see a useless robot dog
>>507407484>he doesn't know Rebel Yellget the fuck out of my country
>>507407881no reason to replace the M4. small arms just need to be reliable and the ammunition light enough to carry a lot of it. soldiers in ukraine run 14+ mags assuming theres no ammo scarcity
>>507404622Keep slupring migger. I cant wait to see you on the news dying for pissrael like I posted many times before about you middle eastern pawns in the game. Obey your masters while they suck jewish dick. They are pawns and you are a pawn. Defeat the enemy since 1913 the Jewish bankers at the Fed. Gather a militia to burn the fucking thing down. You want us to praise you? How about you listen to me you ZOGbot?
>>507407879I'd unironically join the army if I could fight in a gundam, don't tell (((them))) that though
>>507407892I've seen chink companies with robot dogs that have wheels as paws and carry dudes across terrains like goofy scooters.
They should have the dogs do some tricks here
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finally brass music, so refreshing. they shouldve had this the whole time
wow actual band music finally
That's all? Just the robodogs?
OMG is that... could it be...
an ACTUAL MARCHING BAND
Finally military music lmao
>>507405211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LylRZXQ_D-8
>i want to march like a nazi but they won't let me
and get this LOL
>>507407613hahahaha nigger you're fucking GAY
Your parade sucks you fucking loser
>>507408083Maybe remote controlled? I see that wiring coming off.
>>507408101stop larping leftycuck no one cares
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANT GUNS AND ROSES AND MORE ADVERTISEMENT TALKS
STOP THE SHITTY BAND MUSIC
>>507408083WE DO NOT HAVE SHELLS FOR THAT SO WE CANNOT USE IT
FINALLY A FUCKING BAND. Burgers have great fucking bands, why did we have to put up with the instrumental rock-slop for so long?
>>507408019>>507408083This was the only interesting thing in the entire parade
>>507407822Our enemies tremble!
I wanna get fucked by those robo dogs
>>507408139seriously though, we needed more of this
>>507408073lmao, state of that air quality.
>>507408142nigger point lol
>proper music
Fucking finally
>>507407891They should make little robot Mousers, remember those little robot mouses that would gnaw a hole thru the wall and come out and clamp onto your arm in TMNT: The Arcade?
>>507408130Go back to your covid containment pod will ya?
>nigger so dark his hat blends into his face
>>507408115yeah same. I'd imagine that'd be the case if Japan were to ever remilitarize and they had gundams.
>>507408126Only West Point cadets can march
they're the future commanders of the army btw
>most capable
prove it, play wonderwall
If they just placed this band next to the main stage and played parade music the whole time, it would have been less cringe.
These band guys were cool ngl
>>507408169Name two wars commies won.
>>507405985I'd let them 'tread' on me.
>>507408019>>507408083its the ripsaw m5, a drone tank iirc.
>be eufag
>generally give no fucks about America
>watching this because it's kino
>I'm enjoying it and making random posts about shit I like in it like the robot dogs and the fun music
>meanwhile faggots are sperging out and shitposting because 'this isn't what I want to see'
How about you all fuck off then, yeah?
>Confederate Uniforms
The most based thing weโve seen. Fuck ZOGmerica
>>507408143sounds like poop
>>507408227Why do white robot women fuck robot dogs?
>>507408030Fuck. I just lost.
>>507408115yeah I'd die for Israel for a Gundam
>>507408290World War 2 and Vietnam.
>>507408252That's Hatface Jackson. Pretty chill guy fr.
This looks like shit I'll be honest with you.
>Training
Didn't they retire the "drill sergeant" routine?
The announcer has the same voice as the narrator from Mass Effect when youโre reading about other planets and races
Why do video games make our army look so good and deadly? But our soldiers are fat, MANLETS, our rifles look out of date , Walmart looking drones and seriously a robot dog?
Whereโs our exoskeletons armor?
>>507407154All hail Britannia
>>507408290Vietnam is undefeated. Those gooks are a worthy adversary.
>โitโs better than all those fag marchesโ
-my dad
jesus fuck those guys are pure stumbling along, have they never learned marching?
>>507408197You'd get music that was made for horses... that's how things are nowadays.
>>507408376oh fuck you buddy I just lost the game too
>>507408327You are perhaps the brownest person in this thread. Congrats.
>>507408238mind blown from how far that threw me back
>the actual military band plays for like 30 seconds and then it's over
how many bongs until drumpf speaks?
>>507408290Vietnam and Korea
>>507408399Westpoint niggas in gray
>>507408186>>507408142this looks really gay. at least give them rifles for fuck's sake
>>507408000We will once the boomers die out
>>507408316Makes more sense than manned tanks. They're pretty much just coffins with a big gun attached when you think about it.
is my nigga Barron there?
>>507408169You lost, tranny
>>507408320I'm sure you also wet your pants when you saw the AliExpress drones
>>507408356this only happens in camada. the us robot dogs dont have compatible ports
And now put your hands together for ICE beaner deployment force
>>507408083A DRONE MUTHA FUCKA. IF YOU SIGN UP NOW WE GIVE U A GUN, A BIG BAG OF WEED, AND THE KEYS TO THAT THING.
>>507408227it's the future you chose
>>507408083high survivability gun carrier
the retarded design means when a sabot or atgm hits, the penetration will just pass through empty strutting or the turret can be taken off and put on another
been watching for hours just for this
god bless the military bands, itโs hard as fuck to get into those
seems like everyone after the band is much more in step with each other too
>>507408414this is the army parade
please bring the UFOs out please bring the UFOs out
>tfw no anime military parade
>>507408438Whiter than you Mohammed
>>507408450they played for the first entire hour memeflaggot
I didnt miss the space force did I?
>>507407468>wait for the 9/11 version before you activate the explosives
>>507408414Drill sergeants and equivalents are still around at all basic training for every branch. But some are far tougher than others, like Marines compared to Air Force
>>507408290The Chinese civil war and WW2
>>507408423your dad is based
>>507408423Based dad. My dad would've said similar, if he were still around. RIP in peace Dad.
>>507408320There is a common theme with everyone who thinks it's cool
>le kinoIt's not kino and you fucking faggots can't grasp that. You can spam it all you want but one day you will have to wake up to the truth. On that day, I will forgive you when the Lord leads you to kiss my feet
>>507408503this is what a pedophile on epsteigns files looks like
give them a break
no one marches after graduation
>>507408503>*dodges the draft*
>>507403551same as trump kek
>>507408496many are saying this
>>507408559this is just army, space force is a different branch
but for the 250th anniversary of the country next year they'll probably do something
>>507408559that's a separate branch leaf
>>507408142as giganiggered as ever (since 2015)
>>507408417>Why is propaganda doing its job?Retard
>>507406340This
A full band with faggots throwing ticker tape, marching soldiers, and the whole crowd waving little flags
My patriotism levels are deep in the negative now
>>507408428our nation is fallen. itโs only 50% white americans (the only true americans) and morale is at an all time low. nobody gives a fuck about the third world army. half these people were probably recruited from homeless camps.
>cadets marching better than actively serving military
What went wrong?
>>507408612It's fucking walking dude and we can't even do that lmao
>>507408585RIP and F anon
finally some good fucking marching
>>507408443It was a great game, wasn't it? That and Ninja Gaiden.
>>507408617you lost, tranny
>only ones that can actually march are the nepobaby brigade that will never fight
LOOOL
>playing rock music recordings
>barely any live band music
>nobody can march in a rhythm
>nobody is waving their hand with their feet
>tank drivers just on a joyride
>literally no army discipline whatsover
>barely anyone salutes the president
>announcer literally didn't even know what he was talking about, just reading a script about some unit that already went
>helos don't even flyby in formation
>paradrops were all over the fucking place
>all the niggers and beaners
>the fucking sponsors, so many fucking sponsors
Solely based on this parade, USA is weak and has been sold out to big tech. Anyone with a big enough bank account can just buy this mercenary bunch of retards, but nobody wants to.
>>507408183I cant wait for you all to die in Iran. If you won't listen to General Wesley Clark, you all deserve to die and I will laugh at you and make videos of you dying and send them to your family. Its not illegal to send facts to people. STOP SERVING THE ZIONIST OCCUPIED GOVERNMENT AND WAKE THE FUCK UP. I am so sick and tired of you fucking people. Enjoy your fate! I tried to warn you. But I truly will enjoy watching you all die on x and 4chan. Have fun Zionists!
>>507408601lmao you are so fucking mad.
this guy can barely hold the fucking flag without looking like a faggot
all jokes aside, the US army really needs a new drill manual, this style of 'marching' looks so awkward and unserious
>>507408259>Only West Point cadets can marchI noticed that too.
Finally a battalion who can at least march in formation
>>507408423He's not wrong
At least kids aren't being told it's normal for adults to rape them
>>507408499Your french
>>507408601It's kino because it's well done, shit being explained and they're having fun
I'm sorry that fun is an alien concept
maybe protest it?
>>507408708And the units capable of marching well can't fight. They're trainees.
got damn look at those ladies in uniform
>ROTC boys are the only ones that can actually march
>>507408689>t. never parade marched itโs harder than you think especially without a beat to march to
NO FUCKING WAY THEY WERE ACTUALLY MARCHING
>>507408687Because active military doesnโt march, while half of the training for cadets is marching
Finally they are marching in sync. I thought the US army was incapable of doing that now.
>>507408417>exoskeletonsThey dropped that and the company that was making it pivoted to AI and sold the hardware shit. The physics didnโt work out.
>>507408417When we go to war the useful people join. Good people donโt even want to join to do peacetime black ops shit now because Dems made everything cringe.
>>507408503IM GOING IN THE NEXT ZOGBOT RECRUITMENT I SEE
>>507408812Take the memeflag of moshe
>>507408533fr, the band around the start marched better
the military schools also were better in general
There clearly weren't enough gay people involved with planning this. This shit is boring.
>>507404687I denounce the Talmud
>>507408743here's your "army" "marching" leafbro lel
https://files.catbox.moe/gzdam7.mp4
>>507408126>Patriotism levels slightly less negative now
>>507408475why not just clean through mexico and to the panama canal at that point?
>>507408841Utterly baffling that most of the planet cannot grasp this.
This parade made the military look lame.
>>507408689i can see drill and ceremony getting pushed hard for the next decade now
>you will now march everywhere
>>507408799Only part that matters. We're in good hands
>>507408831Not at all, I was in the Marines for 5 years. It's mind numbingly easy to do drill lmao
>>507408655Right.. I am an idiot
>>507408652>Trump gets this on his birthday, and the 250th anniversary of americaHim losing 2020 really is turning out to be funniest outcome
We need more milkies ITT someone post more belly dolphin
>thought there was gonna be marines and seals
>its just the army
where the pumped up roidheads
>>507405784I guess the pakis and pajeets have good armies.
their oath to swear their lives to israel is proudly sponsored by lockheed martin
>>507407838Is the sky blue anon?
The Rothschild, Britain and the USA made this terrorist state.
recruitment drive commercial break
Trump is a huge simp for women itโs pathetic. You can just tell he thinks female officers are fantastic.
>>507408881bands once again carrying water for the jocks
>>507408533Maybe too many people were complaining.
Oh fuck, a dei hire from westpoint is on. Fml lol
>>507408915People here are genuinely in the lower percentile.
>>507408784US military has always been more utilitarian than European or Asians. We topple nations, we don't do silly dances.
What happened to the white men, sign tappers?
>>507408962You see. It's the 250th birthday of the Army, retard.
>women and Mexicans
LOLOLOL
>>507408771Yes, this shit is gay and makes America look like a bunch of faggots. If you're not disappointed in this 'display' then I don't know what to tell ya
>>507408962>why isn't the Navy at the Army birthday celebration?
>>507408950why lie?
i didn't see a single jeet
>>507408696Thank you fren. I miss my dad. Tomorrow is Father's Day here.
>>507408962this is the army's 250th birthday parade, why would any of the other branches be there?
>>507408869Kindly, sar, if you could please, needfully, do the right thing and protest
In fact, try to challenge Trump to a fist fight and see how it goes
Like legit walk up to him right now, ignore the security, just pick a fight
Do it, sar. Show us, show all of us how much of a proud libtard you are you fucking retarded nigger
pretty cool for the most part. but the future part was just embarrassing. Costco tier drone and dogs with controllers. maybe leave that out next time. 7/10 would watch again.
>>507408947>marine>drilllmfao
go die on a beach jarhead
>>507408871heh, I'd like to recruit that ass if you know what I mean
>>507408467Theyโre officers you dumb nigger it would be false advertising (not what theyโre sponsored for)
>>507408658how the fuck did this photo come to be? you cant tell me all those fat niggers are still in the army with actual authority
NOT A SINGLE WHITE MAN AT WEST POINT
WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>507408936You know they sell a version of the BD robodog that comes equiped with a flamethrower. You don't even need a license or anything, just 10 grand.
https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/
prime recruitment demographic
>>507408962the special forces guys that walked
like half were rouded with necks wider than their heads
> RESERVE Officer Training Corps
> become ACTIVE DUTY officers
???
at least i had fun
thanks americans
>>507404730Americans do not spend ages training for parades lmao.
We have units that do, which is why our military has decent ones when the queen/king does things.
>>507409034THEN WHY DO THE FUCKING PARADE
>>507408907That's the next step
>>507408950I think that's the point, anon
To show that not all the mexicans are criminals
The whole crackdown by ICE is to take out the bad browns and leave the good ones
>interviews with West Pointers
>woman
>mexican
>mexican woman
>woman
>mutt
holy fuck man
Gotta say, what the Army really needs is to go get som good looking baller dress uniforms. None of the ones I've seen so far are anything you would want to wear.
>>507409109Get one for home defense
>>507409086I got out after they said WHEN we go to was with China blah blah not IF. Fuck dying on some beach for ZOG
>>507409121that's literally what rotc is for a warfare
>>507409010Yeah so many strong black female officers. Taking orders from a woman all day must be an amazing feeling.
>>507409034>Europe conquers a total of 85% of the world>Americans lost every war except for the first gulf war since WW2Sure thing, retard.
It breaks my heart seeing West Point is woke full of women and fags now
>>507409105Crazy, right ?
>>507408290Vietnam
Sino Vietnamese War
WWII
I want SEXO with the CIA 2d girl
>>507409175There are no good ones
So is every recruitment ad for the army meant to have this many shots of the president or did Trump specifically want it in the ads?
>no army band playing all the time
this fuckin sucks
>>507408962>why aren't the marines at the Army's birthday celebrationwhy are you so fucking stupid
>>507409056>why aren't my friends at my birthday party?
What is with the obsession with marching?
all those third world mutts. wtf
>>507409034When did America last win a war?
>>507408962smartest memeflag
>>507409121That's what happens after they graduate dummy
>>507409034no they die for kikes
>>507409136Fucking this. If you dont train for it, why try and show it off in the first place?
>>507408732For me, itโs altered beast.
>isnotreal wages war
>zogmerica immediately begins readying for war too
you can't write this shit
>>507409137We should just stop at the Darien gap
>>507409109>spends the combined life savings of every foreign poster itt on a mobile cigarette lighterThis is what they'll never understand.
>>507409237yeah yeah yeah donโt you have the tip of the spear to milk your prostate or something
i think the older call of duties were better ads for the military
>>507402657>>507409137So basically what the Confederacy wanted to do?
>>507409034Taliban status?
>>507409307It's a parade dipshit
>>507409307It's all the Euro militaries know how to do.
>>507409286The good ones are the ones who understand that they're not tied by race and shooting another brown skin is fine if said brown skin is a criminal
Anons, tap L to laugh at Zogbots in this thread who are about to die for Israel!
Yeah high schoolers this could be you
>>507409307>military parade>representing your entire country >bumbling around like schoolchildren you cannot be this disingenuous
>>507409060yes, of course, I missed all the white men like Enrique Martinez
>>507409356Ah yes, I remember that one.
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>>507409269>francewe've all seen your national soccer teams come on faguette
>>507409180>You wonโt regret itYou can tell he believes it because he has to say it out loud to remind himself lol
>>507408461Commies lost the Korean war
>>507408101VPN sodomite is angry
You love to see it
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>sticky
>>507408799The band could march too.
>>507409196Yeah. Theyโre all shit. They got new ones during Trumpโs first term but the boomers got their way as they always do so it was just a rehash of the WW2 uniforms.
Literally what is the fucking point of all these 1.5m brown women. You might as well not have an army is these are going to be your soldiers.
>>507409394That's what your battle buddy is for
TRUMP ABOUT TO DECLARE TKD
>>507409307It looks cool, and is evidence of discipline.
He wants to send these niggas to iran lmao
if i repeat this right now will i be enlisted?
>>507409332we defeated the iraqis in 56 days, so then? Or maybe when we defeated isis? toppled assad? we also won the gulf war and bosnia in the 90s if you dont count those
Why are glowies so retardedto keep pushing women to join military, nigger you need men to more women LOL
>>507409121ROTC is a 4 year training program that feeds the Army its Officers, one of a few different ways to get your commission.
>t. Army Officer through ROTC
>>507409034Then they shouldnโt do a parade like this. Itโs embarrassing as an American. This feel more like a broadcast of niggerball than a military parade.
I WOULD RATHER BECOME A NIGGER GANGBANGER RIGHT NOW, THEN JOIN THE BOOMER TIER ARMY NIGGER
PLEASE RIGHT THIS DOWN RECRUITERS IN THREAD AND USE IT FOR YOUR NOTES WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT ALL THIS TMORROW (AT YOUR SHIT JOB)
>>507404805Is the kitty-cat all right?
>YOU WONT REGRET IT
it was the biggest mistake of my life for myself and many many others.
if it was any good there wouldn't be shortages.
*taps sign*
best president of my lifetime and it's not even close
>mind controlling buzz just before trump speaks
Vaxxies are under full control
>>507409475i thought the band was from westpoint
BROS I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA!!!
only country in the world where a sheboon in a hijab can proudly join her country's military, which just to happens to be the greatest military in the history of the world.
we have the best and toughest minorities and they will absolutely wreck the backwards racist/sexist militaries in WW3. chud countries have less than zero chance against the might of our inclusive forces.
if you think i am joking, i am not. yes, i am a little racist but our minorities will in fact wreck your ass in any war. count on it.
Whatโs with all these women? I thought Trump was ending this cringey woke shit
>I, state your name
YOU COULD HEAR THEM SAY
>state your name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>507409499he sucks them off tho so sadly you are incorrect
Just imagine if he says 'now take out the fucking illegals'
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>I, state your name
>>507409423Ironic you posted that considering Stalin probably killed more judeo-bolsheviks before hitler had the chance lol
>>507409332more recently than.. *checks flag* Bulgaria? did (wherever that is)
>>507409196Yeah, agreed, you guys looked really snazzy when you got your asses kicked by farmer militia members in wool rags in the 18th century lmfao, Seethe more
>>507409558what kinda last name is dzina?
ok that was kino getting re-enlisted by the president is insane
>>507409545But the military exceeded recruitment goals this year.
>>507406500yeah, people were so shocked by 9/11 it turned half the country into loving the military and almost worshipping them, the people who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan got all sorts of financial benefits and a new elevated status, Iraq was a pretty big deal in our minds even if it wasn't by the numbers
also veteran over here could mean you left the military two years ago
these dei officers will all be making well ove 6 figures with bah
cut the lot, waste of money
>>507409558The hapa looks based desu.
>>507409503What movie is it where instead of saying their names they say "state your name"? I can't remember.
>>507409105west point is retarded
they have a million spotlights for their giga billboard in the nice quiet corner of the hudson it's on
I was looking at its white blinding light from the other side once, it's not too bad but light pollution is gay
they treated men like shit so no one will sign up, institutions never allow you to be prestigious anymore either if you're white male
>>507409034>bawwww we do real war not like you faggots we win every war so we dont marchFaggot if you cant be expected to march in rhythm on the streets of your fucking home country under peace time then how do you expect anyone to follow direct orders under fire.
>>507409353The erratic will of an orange cheeto.
lol "have a great life", or in other words "fuck off, I dont want to see you again".
>>507394264 (OP)>Jews in Israel, pony up to the jews and their slaves in the US>Jews in Iran pony up to the jews and their slaves in Russia and ChinaThen they fight each other
>>507409422All humans are tribal. Only whites are delusional to think otherwise. The "smart" browns will pretend to agree with the whites but in private will engage in corrupt practices to benefit their race. You're a retard if you think otherwise.
>>507409588Unironically a good soldier
The problem with the US is that it now has a brown population that can't coordinate very well and hasn't yet embraced the mutt orc power.
https://youtu.be/tFjmzbAbgbA?feature=shared&t=439
>>507407420Nigger what website do you think you are on?
imagine watching some shit military parade instead of Inter Miami vs Al Ahly
do americans really?
>>507409447The look in his eyes said more than he ever could
>>507409639>whats left of it after i send you to the middle east kek
GO OFF AND DO GREAT THINGS!
>>507409606>"have a great life" - trumptop kek
any GI ex-GI bro here?
how do you rate this parade?
>>507409588https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PIkP04kU44k
>Trump in a bullet proof cuck cube
Lame
>>507409587Trump is basically a feminist. He appoints women in his cabinet, prioritizes getting trannies out of womenโs sports. Heโs always been like this. He clearly plays kingmaker with women so he get pussy.
>Female Rangers
lol
lmao even
Imagine doing your commencement here, a permanent memory for those kids
God bless them and for all itโs flaws god bless America
Mossad must've gotten bombed by Iran bad if they aren't blowing this parade up.
>>507409307if the guy next to you can't be trusted to walk in time, can he be trusted to cover your ass in gaza/china?
ARMY KINO, QUICK CALL /tv/
okay being sworn into the army by the president on the army's 250th anniversary would be pretty cool, not gonna lie. i had to swear in at a shitty meps processing center.
have a great war brownoids
>>507409667I think Enrique looks ok too. Heโs one of the based spics.
>>507408461>KoreaThere was never a Mao dynasty because his son got napalmed by a Corsair, and the objective of preventing the South from falling to the North (the North was the aggressor) was fulfilled.
>>507409633We got our shit pushed in by gook farmers and towelheads
Guys should I join the US Military?
Can't you fucking have stickies when I'm awake?
>Ranger school
yeah, have fun with that
The sacred oath of enlistment was taken.
GIVE EM HELL BOYS!!
TRANNNIEESSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bros is this it?
it don't mean just the US
white men clearly pulled out from society and chink and niggers and women just can't replace them and if they try everything looks so ugly and uncontrolled
literally end of times imbarrasement, rip western civilization it was a good run
>>507409841Looks lower class english
>>507409619You mean Judeo Christians right?
Shut your mouth until you've read 200 years together. You have no right to challenge me as a historian you fucking ZOGbot.
>>507409847Did you post this in your sleep?
>>507409795I saw plenty of white boys marching lol let's see how they fair In a proper war.
>>507409673Armed and dangerous, with John Candy?
>>507405103THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE
>>507409841>please save us from having russian territory we unjustly claimed taken back btw
It's nice to celebrate our army's birthday, but it's also important not to forget the suffering that Israeli Jews are going through right now.
>>507409034>US military has always been more utilitarian than European or Asians. We topple nations, we don't do silly dances.You lost all the fucking wars you were in and the Red Army actually can do parades.
>>507409790At least some old dude looked at your asshole.
>>507409630At least we fought for the good side.
>>507409839Join the Coast Guard if you actually want a good deal
>>507409871those were adult brownoids with pussies and neo pussies
>>507409959Israeli soldiers need those beds more.
Why do people complain when this is what a soldier looks like?
>>507409931I don't remember ever seeing that, but its possible I did as a kid.
Was it possibly in Naked Gun maybe?
>>507409749>how do you rate this parade?Pretty average. The US doesn't do parades and it's generally unpopular with troops to participate in them. They'd rather spend the $50 million on training and munitions.
On the plus side, it doesn't look like the army is trying to recruit white men. You can chill while Sgt. Rodriguez fights Iran.
Had to take a shit, did I miss anything?
This was literally the dumbest thing Iโve ever seen hahahaha
Parade was shit
Protestors were shut
The barriers were mentally retarded
>>507409906Read your history dumbass, many of the top leadership died in the purges, including (((Trotsky))) and his loyalists
yeah, I'm signing up fellow americans
>>507409959Its the army, not that a cuck like you would know anything about prosecuting a war.
>>507409530>we defeated the iraqis in 56 daysThat's strange because the Iraq War lasted 8 years and ended up with ISIS in charge of half the country.
>>507409988he told me it looked good.
holy fucking onions music
Is it actually over? This was such a waste of time. Mossad didn't even shoot their shot.
>>507406400>unconventionalYou gay
>some random faggot
Get a fucking girl next time so I can listen to her voice
I don't listen to faggots
Uh oh the propaganda segments were all white men. You guys are fucked (I am a superior tranny so I cannot be drafted to war)
>>507409890Itโs always darkest before the dawn. Decline can be reversed.
>>507409777sometimes i think about joining bc i have no future anyway, but then it gets lamer faster than i get desperate
Was that a movie ad at the end??
>fags being fay and retarded with spics burning down shithole containment zones
>chill parade is the only one going on during forced homosexuality month
Natures healing
Good night you subhuman retards
That was cringe. This is what a real military march looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SorZ7TL0fGc
Modern country music is so fucking gay.
>>507410118>shitskin revisionism
>>507410057idk every country singer is called a superstar and I don't know any of them beyond the ones that were in san andreas
LMAO
AMERICA THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA OH NO NO NO!!!!! THE FUCKING NORKS, CHINKS AND VATNIKS MAKE THIS PATHETIC SHIT LOOK LAUGHABLE OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! THIS IS EMBARASSING, LITERALLY EMBARASSING FOR ALL INVOLVED LMAO
XI WINS AGAIN BY DOING NOTHING, HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
WTF IS THIS SHITTY COUNTRY MUSIC
>>507410053This parade was proudly sponsored by Lockheed Martin.
Country is the white manโs music.
God I fucking hate pop country with a passion.
Dude I can't. Who the hell came up with this parade.
>>507410131country music is the most popular musical genre in America
Just got back from dinner. How's the parade been going?
>>507409282What does the Space Force eat?
the times of murrika fuck yeah are long gone
>>507409995Nigger you country was a footnote in Barbarossa and you immediately folded into the soviets the moment things went sour
Oh good god. CAN WE AT LEAST GET A GOOD COUNTRY ARTIST
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>507410160Maybe the real false flag was the frens we made along the way?
>>507408503Based
>all the seethe ITTThat lefty assassin in Minnesota and this parade has driven all the trannys and jews to the board.
Yet their efforts are as impotent as always
Kek
>>507410189Country music is shit.
>>507410179This, Merle Haggard would beat the shit out of these kids
OHHH NOOOOOSS HE SANGIN NOW...
I CAN'T WATCH IT, BROS
I think it was a nice parade and music.
Everyone is crazy on twitter because of a American flag. Lol
>>507408770>won't listen to General Wesley ClarkLOL. Turbofaggot Leftist cunt he is. Much as you.
I guarantee Pete Hegseth picked this guy.
>>507410159>decline can be reversedTrump isnโt deporting anyone and the country isnโt getting and whiter. Itโs over faggot
>>507410189Never heard of this nigger in my life. Also is this a love song? Brutal
this looks like some cheap tv series that got its budget shut down kek
I'm so glad Trump spent 45M on this parade.
>>507410068This isn't for us anon. This is for 15-22 yr old southerners that they want to send to die for Israel.
>>507405784Same shit happened when we wargamed with their navy, our submarines absolutely clowned on them for a whole week, also the marines hire our SASR troops to train them because the US military is a fucking joke.
Anyone got the born yesterday award pic?
>>507410253didn't you hear? we're BACK
>>507409841>le 98% face (2% Slavic)ONE DROP
Incest song singing about sister
this lets me know that the military is where I should go since it's for country folks like me.
>>507410234lmao checks out
I'm unironically renouncing my US citizenship because of this, don't need a clown passport desu
>>507410252Astronaut ice cream. They gave that to us at school, 30 some years ago. Pretty cool.
>>507410159how the fuck do you even reverse this anon?
white participation is at an all time low, nobody wants to do shit or has the motivation, demoralization 24/7
speaking for myself but I rather everything rots and burns we start from scratch
>>507410179Cody Johnson and Luke Combs are cool. Morgan Wallen is absolute shit.
>>507408585Nice.
Iโm a dad and I approve
Country music isnโt a terrible choice, but it needs to be patriotic country music not some fagโs love songs for sorority girls.
>>507406096>We have no choice but to push the US proxy on our border to total extinction.Three day special military operation plus 1215 minus 40 strategic bombers. What was Putin thinking back in 2022?
>>507410252Space burgers and Space glizzy.
You only get this cringekino once, maybe twice a generation
Soak it up lads
>>507410320Covered by sponsors. You lost, tranny.
>>507410322I unitonically had some great laughs
$40 million for trump's turd of a birthday party
Total cringe brought to you by Palantir.
>>507410320>I'm so glad Trump spent 45M on this parade.Well, did he?
Considering how many fucking ads there were, he might have turned a profit, in the end.
He, specifically.
You get nothing, of course.
>>507410160After watching the parade, it wouldn't be worth it
>>507410106Look I know you guys are used to fighting in the hot middle eastern desert where you dont need beds, but your going to be cursing your lack of warm bed roles when your conscripted to fight in the frozen canadian north
Kill Americans. Behead Americans. Roundhouse kick an American into the concrete. Slam dunk an American baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Americans. Defecate in an American's food. Launch Americans into the sun. Stir fry Americans in a wok. Toss Americans into active volcanoes. Urinate into an American's gas tank. Judo throw Americans into a wood chipper. Twist Americans heads off. Report Americans to the IRS. Karate chop Americans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Americans. Trap Americans in quicksand. Crush Americans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Americans in a vat of acid. Eat Americans. Dissect Americans. Exterminate Americans in the gas chamber. Stomp American skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Americans in the oven. Lobotomize Americans. Mandatory abortions for Americans. Grind Americans fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Americans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Americans with a ray gun. Kick old Americans down the stairs. Feed Americans to alligators. Slice Americans with a katana.
>>507408503Proud to be born in the U.S
GOT A BEER IN MY BEER AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK GOT A DOG AT THE WHEEL CUT-OFF JEANS TRUCK
>>507410365Is he saying Pretty little Porsche???
>>507408423he's right you know
>>507405561Kek, all the shills are ITT seething while the rest of the board is comfy, enjoying the parade.
All smiles indeed
>>507410421what's this song about?
fucking your cousin?
WHO
THE
FUCK
IS
CLAPPING
AND SCREAMING
>>507410270We never even sent soldiers in Barbarossa, mutt. Our greatest mistake. We betrayed Adolf and rightly got bolshevized. But that doesn't change the fact you're ZOG central and fought for the jews and the destruction of Europe.
>>507410310Who said Trump would do it? Trump is a symbol of the decline retard. Heโs literally a billionaire reality tv star.
>>507410183>Amerimutt coping
>>507410310lol. Your shilling doesnโt work here, bigger faggot
>>507410421โFightin side of meโ wouldโve been a good song to play.
>>507410053>The US doesn't do parades and it's generally unpopularSounds like what I usually say when my ugly ass needs to pose for a picture, faggot. Your army just sucks and is full of niggers. Admit it.
>>507410226it's like a magical barrier that keeps niggers away
>>507408812>It's kino because it's well donedo American truthfully think this parade is well done?
is that what you are claiming?
cuz it looks pretty unserious and casual, like a small town farm fair
what is the actual purpose?
>>507410421I would've had cocaine country dancing performed tbqh. Fuck this corpo shitfest
Two hundred and fifty years for THIS?
Why not conscript illegals and make them fight Iran or Ukraine?
>>507410476all of canadas cities worth siezing are on the border
>>507410118Bush fucked up by disbanding the Iraqi military.
>>507410441I saw the parade. Trannies won.
>>507408776Kek you shitskins are really grasping at straws I see
Cope. Seethe. Be brown
Instead of feeling embarrassed, realize that you're the Roman citizens and your leaders are recruiting barbarians to go and fight wars for you. Stop complaining.
They should've gotten Tears for Fears instead of this crap.
>>507410365you couldn't parody this
>>507410509Im just here to shitpost desu
It's so empty.
Why didn't anyone want to go?
idk I thought the parade was cute
>>507410572>implying replacement migrants get sent to fightlol
lmao
CUNTRY WESTERN TRUCK DRIVIN N SHITTIN MUH PANTS WHILE DRINKING BEERS N FARTIN HELL YEAH BROTHER SIMPLY FIDELIS
Ok. I really hope when he's done singing they wrap this up cuz I gotta go shave my balls, ngl.
>>507410118we still completely toppled their military and government in less than 2 months and installed our own, the 8 year long insurgency was fought by different people
>>507410082Read 200 years or stfu, the you just proved me right you non book reading nigger. You don't know a single thing about history. Lear it or die. I dont care. We don't need ZOGbots to defend us. You have a monopoly and self defense and make every time a white person defends themselves a hate crime. You deserve your fate.
>>507410522Trump was world famous for literally decades before the apprentice zoomzoom
>>507410572You have to still spend money on them for training and gear
>>507410324Same thing happens when the US goes against any first world country.
When I was in the army US was here wargaming against other Euro nations and lost every damn battle.
It got so bad that now no one is allowed to report about how badly they lose as it looks really bad on the US and they spend a lot of money on their public image.
US power lies entirely in their insanely strong airforce, missiles and money printers. But their troops are absolute dogshit and judging by the demographics in the military, it's now exponentially worse than before.
bring out the fireworks and beer!
>>507410641this, it was sweet
Country music guy speaks like a faggot
This is fucking mockery
Bring back the steel guitar to country music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyuub51sPCM
>>507409841No fucking way is that guy's name Sam Houston
NO HOMO but this singer is quite chaddy bros...
coincidentally it is also my bday today so its nice to hear that lol
>>507410627Because they thought it was going to rain.
>>507410509Based. Vance is a race traitor faggot tho. Heโs not MAGA
>>507410627there's literally a million people there you little tranny fuckstain
>>507410082>Read your history dumbass, many of the top leadership died in the purges, including (((Trotsky))) and his loyalistsNTA but he is right in that they killed infinitely more christians than jews. framing stalin's purges as primarily anti-semitic in nature is disingenuous and if you claim to know history then you know you are painting a false narrative.
Reminder that Southern culture is the only true American culture. Everything else is globalist euro shit.
>>507394264 (OP)Very dark day. The US traditionally hasn't done military parades because they aren't supposed to be militaristic dictatorship, but the fact that Trump is doing it means he's a fascist.
>>507405815Your existence...which I'm surprised you remain on the realm of the living.
>>507410605We live in a shirty modern gay oligargic version of platos republic
>>507410641it was about what i expected from an army parade based on my time in. i'm shocked none of the vehicles broke down more than anything else.
>>507410726happy bday bro
>>507410535American nigs are some of the most violent ppl in the world FAFO
This was so incredibly cringe. Actual dictatorships have way higher production value for probably cheaper than this retard spent.
Absolute phony tinpot petty tyrant that gets mogged by basically any other leader out there, sad!
>>507410439Thanks for taking the hit bro
>>507409282Me too! She is pretty cute. So sad she is a droggo waifu
>>507410720I know a guy who looks just like this "country star" and he sucks a lot of dick. Literally. Huge fag.
>>507410688>>507410324Both of your countries are literally American protectorates, sit the fuck down
>>507410726Happy birthday fren
>>507410769Shut up Reddit
>>507410572I know that Rome did this
I can't recall what the outcome was but I assume it worked out well for them
>>507410769Thanks for the CBC talking point.
>>507410426>What was Putin thinking back in 2022Same thing we're thinking right now:
US proxy on our border must be destroyed, no matter the cost.
I need you to understand something:
Even IF Ukrainian sources were UNDERREPORTING our losses.
Even IF we were suffering massive casualties every day.
Even IF our economy was in shambles...
We wouldn't back down.
Ukraine, as it currently configured has to be destroyed.
HAS TO.
There is no other option.
And it will be.
What's with the country concert now?
do people unironically listen to this slop?
>laugh at america sticky
based
>>507410766New England culture is nice too
>>507410743Based rational historic reminder
>>507410726Happy birthday anon!
>>507410403Unfortunately, we are probably going to suffer wars, both foreign and domestic, soon. That will be an opportunity for competent leaders to appear and in the meantime we have to be bold enough to be drastic in our politics, which these boomers are not.
>>507410769I fucking wish he was a fascist. Heโs literally just a Democrat from the 90s.
I bet all the people in the VIP stands want to leave so badly but can't until it's over LOL
>>507410572The trick is promising citizenship but then send them on one-way missions
>>507410509you seem to be projecting a lot, you assblasted bitch.
Go out and clap for MIC, no need to announce that in here though.
>duudes, we're having so much fun fr broHow empty is your life, that you're defending some fucking parade online? Seriously, touch some of that grass.
>>507394264 (OP)This was all pretty soulless, in particular the lack of marching and shitty AI rock. I feel sorry for you Mutts.
>>507394264 (OP)did they get paid extra to do this?
like at least a thousand extra bucks $$$
Alright, I'll be that anon to dip from this stream minutes before the falseflag goes off. You can thank me later.
>>507410917It's walmart shopper-tier.
>>507410726Happy birthday mr president
Nigga bring back the retarded shit, we don't care about fag ass country music.
just be thankful guys that you have never ever heard and being tortured with soviet boomer chanson. country music is kind of kino in comparison to that.
>>507410766America is just New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virginia, Texas, and California, Cletus. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>GONNA RIDE THE LIGHTNING
>FEEL THE THUNDER
>TILL THE GOOD LORD PUTS ME UNDER
>>507394264 (OP)>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PARADEwhat the fuck is wrong with leftists
>>507410572Didnt the north do this in your civil war?
>>507410901Stfu Zigger
Russia will lose, EVROPA WILL WIN. AZOV WILL WIN
When did country music start being nationalist horseshit by the way? Werenโt country musicians supposed to despise their governments?
Daily reminder you're all cattle and Andrew Yang was your very last hope.
>>507410709>>507410641>i-i-it was cute That was pathetic and embarrassing. It was cute that this parade thought could actually be taken seriously
>>507410550maybe you should check the racism and look at the biggest country hits of the last few years, burgerfren
picrel: America's biggest country artist
Kek that soldiers name was queer
>>507410741No one believes this kid
>>507410726Happy birthday bro!! Enjoy your birthday parade
>>507409790why are so many trannies vets?
>>507410811And what do you think you're supposed to do in the army, faggot?
You're meant to follow orders, that's how you WIN wars. If you send in rapists and niggers you lose. I bet you never served a day in your life.
>>507411078>morbidly obese transvestite
very funny now play the real one
>>507410917>>507411044ask me how I know you're not white
go on, ask me
I enjoyed the parade so far bros
Yes its corny but thats just the nature of this kind of thing
Stop being ironic all the time
>>507411118Extremely pedestrian and derivative you mean
>>507410840looking at his nice ass in tight slim jeans i think you may be correct anon..
>>507410936I like New England stuff. I imagine her in a scarf and I kiss her cheeks on misty New England port.
>>507410917Flyover Americans listen to it on the radio pretty much nonstop unfortunately
I hope they send all the brownoids to iran. It will be an HONOUR for them to serve our greatest ally and die for our freedoms.
ngl, I like country but idk who this is
is he popular?
>>507410441>>50741046845 M down the drain and no the sponsorships did not offset shit. It's 45M with sponsorships.
>>507409751>>507409588What's wrong? Trump almost fucked up the speech so the soldiers almost did
>>507410936>New England culture is nice tooI don't know. Isn't there some autist dressed like a pirate up there?
This is a hell of a soundtrack to watching vids of missiles hitting the kikes
>sponsored by
Do mutts really .
>>507410726Trump? Is that you? When are you going to come visit us?
>>507410533>a slight drop >isnโt counting the millions of spics are technically citizensWake me when millions are deported. And take your shill label and shove it up your faggoty nigger ass
>>507411136no one believes you're a woman either, but you still lost lol
>>507411240He's the only one they could get for this
Brought Hank III the next time, burger faggots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vML0kazyIhI
>when they call me on
>im gonna ride the lightning
NOT
DYING
IN
ISRAEL
HAHAHAHAHA
>>507411193You're White trash, no one cares what you think.
>>507409890this is it. but we have learned our lesson to not allow racial equality or coexistence. next civilization will be white af.
>>507394264 (OP)>>507394264 (OP)>>507394264 (OP)proud golems ready to die for their jewish owners. knowing that some of the incels that post here will be blown to little bits by this time next year makes me feel all warm
>>507411145the military used to pay for transitioning surgery
>>507411099Cash and the other three were the exception, they just became so popular everyone forgot that outlaw really meant outlaw
THe RSBN live chat is going nuts for this
>>507411088You canโt do parades for shit. You look at this travesty, and you wonder why the left demands you to stop.
>>507411199Checked. This concert has reminded me just how much I miss Toby Keith
>>507411299>the military is sponsored by military contractorsReally makes you think.
>>507411262>that picahahaha
>>507411271the services bringing you vids in fact do really, must pay for hosting saars
>>507411325Your president is literally a jew.
>>507411315your skin is literally the color of shit lmao
>>507411305nah you just know Kid Rock was available, but he's even more cringe
GOT A PICKUP TRUCK THATS MADE OF BEER
GOT A FAGGOT IN MY ASS CALLING ME A QUEER
HIS NAME IS GMC WHISKEY FORD AND IM BUCKING LIKE A STEER
>>507411271>just waste tax dollars saarNot redeeming that
Man, I could go for a Reeseโs cup and a Gatorade
Strongest military in the world whether you like it or not.
1.3 million active duty, with 200,000 internationally at any given time, while this little parade is happening, and with the greatest operational power of any military force on Earth.
Suck it, fags.
>>507411325put the tamales in the bag lil bro
>>507411199>thats just the nature of this kind of thingYou've understood incorrectly, it's not supposed to be corny. You're supposed to be prideful and motivated and strong and patriotic at the end of it.
>Americans spend trillions on their military every year
>Still need to be sponsored by dystopian corpos
damn...
>>507406171Weird how everything aligns
>Army founded on June 14>Trump born on June 14>Had Trump won in 2020, he wouldn't be able to celebrate his birthday on the Army's 250th anniversary>Get elected to a second term non consecutively>Something so unlikely, it's only happened once before in the country's 250 years of existence>Gets to have massive parade on the same day as his birthday after all.Fucking kino as hell
>>507410741May I see them?
>>507411408so is yours, birdshitskin
>>507411061https://youtu.be/0cHilmzehFw?feature=shared&t=20
Holy cope, russia has some hype brainwashing songs
>>507410743Not only that but the motive.
Killing bad goy was the goal from the outset.
The various troskying was just the consequences of klepto jockeying.
Too many midgets not enough horses left alive and unbeaten in the streets. Happens in shitskin land all the time but no one cares to anthropomorphize them or their happenings.
>>507411360back to your tranny bunker commie faggot, whipped your ass for over a century and counting
Anyone else suddenly feel a strong desire to die for Israel?
>>507411325shouldn't you be sad so many of your brothers are about to get blown to little bits?
>>507411325Even if we get blown to bits, at least weโll never have lived in Mexico like poor faggots such as yourself.
>>507411271Was it sponsored by Pfiz3r?
Im not going to watch any of these Israeli gov or soldiers sell their soul and parade like they arent all pawns or golem
>>507411444China has like 3 times that you moron, and they actually love their country and are from their country
>>507411459>need to bebro they want to sponsor this, it's good PR for them
>>507411199This. It's been enjoyable
>>507411429BROUGHT TO YOU BY PALANTIIIIIR
>>507409841Shouldnโt you be at the front fighting for your Jewish president?
>>507410995based wisdom enjoyer
>>507411509Yes, when they call me on, I have a sudden urge to rid the lightning.
>>507411172>โThe South will rise again!โ>*sharts cart in wal-mart*>*dies of heart disease*
>>507411356Cause its good .The songs were good and that guy is showman but humble.
>>507411466Dont forget the world cup and 250th anniversary next July 4th
Big tittied protestor in Lookner's big nose stream
>>507410726Funnily enough it's mine too. Looked up Historic events on our day and all the coolest shit tends top happen on our day, lad.
Happy Bday. Cheers, with me.
>>507410509Im just shitposting. I liked it. They just needed more practice.
Reminder: Racism, sexism, makeup, and plastic surgery is living proof the human form is ugly.
Humans are simply animals with high iq's. An elaborate formation of atoms, with no "soul," in other words.
You could only prove me right.
>>507411387B..but militry budget is more then next 10 militries combined
>>507410769Points at the sign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Military_parades_in_the_United_States
>1865, Civil War>1946, Winning WW2>1991, Celebrate winning desert storm>Planned 2018 Parade, cancelled in 2019Its 250th year of the army... get a grip and you got the Navy and Marines later this year!!
>>507406455This is the America that brings a smile to my face
Glad it scares you
just listen to this shit lmao
https://x.com/caitiedelaney/status/1934036348480213122
>>507411601We are on the same team
>>507411242>It's 45M with sponsorshipsSo, as someone who actually lived in a corrupt-ass shithole (Ukraine) before moving to genuinely less corrupt country (Russia), let me illuminate something.
Here's what probably happened:
Trump pocketed at least some of the money sponsors gave him and spent what he didn't pocket on this absolutely cheap, embarrassing parade.
And THEN he also pocketed the 45M he supposedly "paid for it".
>>507410688Sure thing socially retarded chink
>>507411551I already know, but thatโs irrelevant because of the totality of what I said. You dumb nigger.
>thousands of
vp admitted there are only thousands there
>crossed state lines
Uh oh, Kyle is there too?
>>507411052>>507411143lol thanks dudes
>>507411291maybe
>>507411633Nice! Happy birthday to you too
>>507411633Happy birthday anon. Hope you have a good one.
48TH PRESIDENT
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>unbroken line of greatness and excellence
>cant march in step
come on now
>>507411677Country music is gay, I can forgive the cheesy dad rock but country music is just ridiculous.
>>507411477This is perhaps the most pathetic shit I have seen in my entire life
THEY CROSSED STATE LINES THE HUMANITY
>>507411783Its him or gavin
>>507411507The hell you have. Your track record went to shit after world war 2. No one wants to hear that crap.
Vance is still as uncharismatic as ever it seems
>>507411704>Greatest operational power>Hasn't won a war on its own in 150 years Lmfao
>>507411444Must be nice to still live in the 90s... i wish i could go back too anon...
>>507411633Happy birthday, fren
David Allen Coe mogs modern country fags
>we never ask you to go to war unless we absolutely have to
SHUT UP PETER THIEL COCKSUCKER
>>507410995post the one about how tyrants love using foreigners
wonder if jeb! is watching right now
Is something interesting going to happen? I was promised happenings this weekend by /pol/
>>507411444This got the shills seething
God bless our troops
>>507411820>or gavinlol, no. kamala has a better chance
I feel like Iโm the only person who dislikes JD Vance
>starts talking about war
Well how random that is
>>507406917Your military is made for parades
The US Army is made for bailing your worthless asses from the krauts
I didn't know Vance dyes his hair
>>507411437>Just listens some ads on one of the most important day of country broGrim .
>>507410726Happy birthday buddy
>>507411849Hey, we heck'n won the second world war two!
>we only send you to war when we absolutely need to, and when we do we give you everything you need in order to kick ass
lol
lmao even
POO WIFE
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>>507411921Jd Vance is a fag. I voted for Trump but Vance is gay
>>507394264 (OP)WHITE MAN / BROWN WOMAN INTERRACIALMAXXING DURING A MILITARY PARADE LET'S GO
>>507411919Mossad/CIA is going to kill Trump so that Vance can lead us to war with Iran.
>>507411913You know the rule. Nothing ever happens.
>>507411919Leftists are murdering politicians left and right rn cant blame him
>>507406371"When the British fire, the Germans duck, when the Germans fire, the British duck. When the Americans fire, everyone ducks."
>>507410726Congratulation bro
I want to bend JD Vance over and violate him until his eye liner runs down his cheeks. Yes, I am gay
reminder this is why vance makes them seethe so much
>>507411527Nah just good ol militry industrial complex
>>507411919As all noble leaders with the people's love and backing usually do
>>507411477my local no kangz rally had a better turn out than this
>>507411996Choose your fighter
The fact that weโre seriously looking at a probable President who was literally a venture capitalist at a parade sponsored by corporations says basically everything you need to know about the America that boomers are leaving us
>>507411915You got the shills for some fantasy you tell yourself at night?
>>507410901>We wouldn't back down.LMAO, little pidor thinks he'll come out of this war with anything more than moscow and peterburgh oblasts. A mightier empire than the russian federation, with more nukes and almost twice your population, fell like a house of cards in 1991. You stand no chance, pidor, you're just too stupid to see it yet.
>>507412074bice lefty meme bro. faggot
is that a bulletproof cuck shed?
>>507411919nothing unique
>>507411921i dislike the dead branch jeet fucker. he ended his american bloodline with a pajeeta. fuck em. heโs a fat palantir kikesucking bitch.
>>507412022No joke at least 50% of the people in uniform there were black
>sponsored by oracle and palantir
uh oh its actually happening isnt it
>>507411552What's sad is not that corps want to sponsor to get publicity, that's normal. What's sad is the ARMY allowing corporations to sponsor them. Are they a PMC?
>>507411921I dont think anyone likes him. Heโs an arrogant asshole lawyer that married a stinky poopy person.
these four sheboon shield maidens could destroy an entire platoon of jeets. this is why america is #1.
>>507411919>armed glassHe'd better look out for that
>>507407069>NO ONE SHOWED UP!!!>Filmed 4 hours before event startedThe cope... is real and it is fantastic.
Of course he's behind glass
He has to be
>>507412141If he was sponsored by tax money people would complain about that. Must be better it's not being paid by tax moeny or other money?
>>507406696The right should be murrica
>>507410688They do have a legacy of outstanding technology and cool toys but the generation of men that made that possible is now dead or dying and there's no one competent replacing them since they've been shitting on white men for 20 years.
Hopefully Sgt. Shaniqua has the tactical acumen to hold the 52nd soรฝ unit together when they're getting blown up by sandniggers. For israel. Again.
>>507410856Nah we're owned by China now because you were too incompetent to cement your allegiance with us and tie with our economy so the chinks bought us out instead.
>sit the fuck downYou'd know all about that wouldn't you, fatty.
>>507412146out a sock in it frenchy youre literally under marshall law to preserve your raped bitch president and his tranny pedo husband
>>507412100Most people don't like him because he's a gay.
>>507411477They couldnโt have made it more inconvenient to get in
>>507412074twank you fow defwending iswael, jd vance!
>>507406434Amazing use of taxpayers money in a pointless parade of use to fucking no one except a narcissistic authoritarian President.
>>507412018Everyone loves him because he is basically the only guy that string together coherent sentences that aren just frothing at the mouth about DEI or Iran. Itโs unreal how low the bar is but yet it feels impossible for anyone else to get elected.
>incoming 45min speech about nothing
>>507412169Not even safe surrounded by army personnel lol. I get its standard practice these days (and Trump has had multiple attempts on him), but I feel like its a bad look
>>507412141Capitalism is a good thing and not new
Go start a corporation and stop being a communistic whiny bitch
oil barons, railroad tycoons, it's part of the USA
>>507412226Yup
Leftists want to usurp democracy and murder elected officials
God Bless America
Greatest country in the world
>>507411919he literally got shot less than a year ago
>>507412311Lmfao Vance will definitely not be elected to president.
This country had one single job, not to sell out to foreign interests. The income tax was ruled unconstitional by the supreme court. This is the most important post in this thread. THE GOVERNMENT AKA MAFIA FUCKED YOU A VERY LONG TIME AGO.
Farmers vs pollock
Dont EVER try this shit with a patriot and a historian of the USA whose family has been here from 1690. The rest of you faggots who arent heritage Americans are just economic parasites.
https://mega.nz/file/
>>507407069>the seethe continues so funny
>>507412226Every modern (((leader))) is a scared cuck.
>>507412161We will destroy Ukraine.
We will aid Iran in destroying Israel.
And after that, we will aid China in destroying the US
You will all die.
And go to Hell.
Cue another 20 minutes reading off the fucking teleprompter fucking hell. At least keep the teleprompters out of frame so its not so obvious he's reading.
>>507394264 (OP)Fucking mutts can't march
>>507411919real leaders do not fear their people, it looks like overlords talking to their subhuman peasants they despise but fear.
>>507394264 (OP)WASHINGTON WOULD HAVE AUDITED THE PENTAGON BY NOW
>>507412382No he didnโt lol
OI YOU GOT A LOICANSE FOR THAT BANTAH M8
This is how we should always celebrate israel getting bombed.
Let's just ignore the fact that America would have actually been fucked in the ass without France
>>507412242I donโt even actually care that itโs corporate sponsored. I only point it out because it does illustrate where we are. The JD Vance thing is even worse. The fact that heโs a Wall Streeter should be practically disqualifying.
>>507412458You missed it, it was lame except for the band that was on screen for 30 seconds.
>>507412458I think the main parade finished
>>507412311the love for him is astroturfed by thielbux online retard
holy fuck this is so low energy
>>507412484>frenchman shilling for hitlerthe absolute state
Who is the 'devil himself'? Who is the orange nigger talking about?
Happy Birthday Daddy Trump! Mommy Melania is looking very hot tonight. Aunt Usha is looking very lickable, too.
>>507412382Please, he grazed his ear.
Still its nice that they're having a wee parade to celebrate the oldest President in American history when he reaches the end of his term.
>>507412419Well he is the obvious front runner at the moment. Go ahead and name anyone else with a realistic shot.
It sounds like he's reading a chatgpt speech
>Israel/Iran popping off
>summer of love redux starting in america
>prezzo's bday as well as the army's
>specifically the 250th bday, the average empire's lifespan before collapse and possible rebirth
Rather auspicious, one might even say that something is happening today.
>>507412348So why is it the right assassinating Democrats?
Your accusations are confessions.
>they fight fight fight and win win win
>>507412267>They do have a legacy of outstanding technology and cool toys but the generation of men that made that possible is now dead or dying and there's no one competent replacingumm, newsflash america is #1 in all technology currently. you know this internet thing you're using and every related technology? and every other tech thing in your life? those are still being made by us. most boomers have already retired. keep coping.
our sheboon robodog squads would fuck you up in any war.
>>507412601Trump has different energies for different venues
>>507412425The income tax was never properly ratified. Someone challenged it, and the Jewish court said "it doesn't matter it was never legally ratified, it's the law."
THEY WILL FIGHT FOR ISRAEL
AND GET MEDALS
>>507411919The glass doesnt look armed anon
I thought this was supposed to be a huge North Korean style military parade
>>507412607>what is the Charlemagne division
BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE BASH SLEEPY JOE
>>507412589Try talking to people you shut in. People love him, especially boomers and Prots.
>>507412484our people are a minority in the US so he needs the glass to protect from violent subhumans and the white cuck race traitors
Weak
Both North Korea and Russia put on better shows.
>>507412711you fell for MSM propaganda lol
>>507412648nothing ever happens.
>>507412447>We will aid Iranlike you've "helped" Syria and Armenia?
>We will destroy Ukraine.three more days to keeeeif?
>>507411016Says the Poolish glued to the parade
Rent free indeed.
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md5: 85123d33c8ccefad09822aa90997a570
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Low energy, sad!
>>507412129Easily.
I don't know why Trump is always surprised no one from the DMV area is going to any of his shit. It's deep blue, here.
>>507412648>sponsored by palantir and oraclethis is the roman triumph before the expedition into parthia
>>507412734no I don't talk to the tv
America really was founded by some badass motherfuckers
>>507412678>you know this internet thing you're using and every related technology? and every other tech thing in your life? those are still being made by usThe internet is made by the US? The world wide web? Really? Ok.
>>507412734GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO GO OFF SCRIPT & WORK THE CROWD LET'S GO
>POOR BASTARDSOH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>>507412495kys tranny
>>507412624I don't even know or care who's in charge of your 3rd-world shithole, Muhammed.
Trump dodged the draft 5 times.
battle of the bulge on all sides
uWu
>>507412486https://youtu.be/Lmp51YN-7wc?si=VKp5UZjg0b8sAuBg
They kinda did in militry parade department
>The brave American commander proclaimed
>NUTS!
>>507412678This retard might actually be serious
>>507412710It's concealed carry.
>>507412607You still believe in the talmudic lie of frenchmen hating Hitler before/during the war?
>>507406371Mutts are shit-tier soldiers. Simple as.
Ask any Brit or Aussie grunt and theyll say the same.
>>507412854actually his number was never called, tranny
>>507412823they literally did, ARPANET, dumb nigger
>>507412543I mean, i guess. But better to make corpo's pay for it, than the tax money so the leftist get something more to complain about.
We may be sick, but the American spirit never dies
>>507412607The French SS division was defending Europe to the last while (((America))) was trying to destroy it with its other judeo-bolshevik allies.
>>507412854magabrainrot is even worse than the sjw brainrot
Alright fuck this, going to bed.
>And I hear by declare the full scale liberation of Canada. Beginning immediately!
>>507412744>russia puts on a better shownot anymore they don't
>>507410726Happy Bday nigga
>>507412854He had bone spurs. He tried to go 5 times but liberals wouldnt have let him. He would have ended the Vietnam war in 1 day.
>>507412918>infrymanJust reminiscin' bout his days workin' the drive-thru...
Trump killer Epstein on his first term and his based MAGA FBI said it was a suicide. How do you cope?
HE WENT OFF SCRIPT
HE WENT OFF SCRIPT
HOTTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
>>507411641The largest seethe came from foreign flags. Absolutely delicious butthurt from the yurofags. They really take their cues from their leadership.
>>507412905>Netherlandsdo you even have a military?
>>507412768>SyriaDidn't want to fight. Can't help someone who can't help themselves.
>ArmeniaToo bad every single last fucking Armenian faggot wasn't skinned alive.
Why should we help our enemies?
>three more daysWe're not on a timer.
Obliterating a global empire might take decades.
But we will do it.
>>507412854Dodging the draft is based
>>507412854and americs will dodge the kike war
>>507412919Yes i am aware that all the French men died in WWI
you are a traitor to your people and im not even anti hitler
'MURICA IS THE HOTTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
>>507412684SCOTUS never mattered and when it did it was and has been used to tighten the chains on us
the Anti-Federalists still proven correct on every point they made
constitution made by and for jewish london banker cocksuckers to sell out everyone around them
>>507394264 (OP)Why lye? Is a Trump birthday parade
>>507411820Nah, Gavin will be too busy hanging from a tree to run for president
This parade needs Lujan in a string bikini desu. Sheโs in the army
>>507412839The shooter wasn't investigated deeply and publicly because Trump knows he was a centrist who took the shot because of the venue he chose. A fire fighter is dead because of Trump.
MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA MOMMY MELANIA
>>507413055>and im not even anti hitleryou aren't even White, you wouldn't get it, pedro.
>>507413121how was it bro?
>>507413104I haven't seen Lujan at all
disappointment for gooners
FINEST PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES.
Yooooo are they going to have skibidy toilet show up?
>skipping over vietnam
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>507412947I think you mean Tim Berners Lee. ARPANET simply introduced TCP/IP Protocols. If you're going to argue that was fundamentally the start of the internet maybe you should thank John Logie Baird for inventing the PC fucking lol.
melania human shield moment
>>507411002Do the same with niggers but promise them free air jordans and a gold escalade before you send the coon platoons into dense urban areas and minefields.
this is the most pleasant ive ever seen Melania and she actually touched Trump this time. incredible stuff
QUICK SOMEONE POST WHERE I CAN PURCHASE A UKRAINIAN WHORE
>>507413188you literally have a transvestite in Versailles
>>507412839Is not knowing the names of current world leaders supposed to be a flex? On a politics sub?
>Happy Birthday
Dies from cringe
>>507413173She Colombian. If you want to stick by your own ideals, you should be demanding her deportation.
>>507412808>le tech sponsorsLet's call them what they are: the US military.
It's current year anon, supreme deception and knowledge gatekeeping is the name of the game, I know our monkey brains like blades and projectiles but this is how war is waged now. "Corruption" is a term that gets thrown around a lot but what is war itself if not a corruption of the human soul? Such is our nature, nothing new under the sun.
>>507412744>north koreas 1 missile wheeled through the empty street.amazing.
>>507412823yes you illiterate. the internet was specifically invented by the military industrial complex that is flexing on you in this parade.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANETand every internet company that matters outside of chink knockoffs is american.
and you know space rockets and shit like that? spacex? no boomers work there any more because they are generally over retirement age. thus completely disproving your notion that american tech superiority is somehow from a bygone era of gay boomer ubermench.
>>507394264 (OP)>MILITARY PARADE THREADFaggot Eglin gay parade.
WTF I WANT TO SIGN UP TO THE USA ARMY NOW
>>507413264I thought she was gonna a speech or something
>>507413275He's saying the UK isn't globally relevant anymore, and he's right.
should have let tankers put dakimakuras on their tanks
if we can't have a good traditional parade, lets have some fucking fun
GLORY TO LOCKHEED, I LOVE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Thank you Lockheed Martin!
OH FUCK LEE GREENWOOD TIME
>>507412744desu it's not like the USA has a well rehearsed schedule for doing this.
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Dude boomers are so lame holy shit
>>507413311oracle and palantir are ridiculously jewish companies in particular, just boeing and lockheed would be more innocent
>>507413333Nice digits. You still have to go back.
GOD BLESS THE USA
HOO RAHHH
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
AND I WONT FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED
WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
>>507413152cope harder faggot
>>507412995Sorry leafbro... perhaps for the 500th birthday of the US Army.
Who tf is this
Fucking kek
>>507413438you better shut up
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife
I'd thank my lucky stars to be livin' here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can't take that away
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the USA
From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A.
Well, there's pride in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say
That I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (I love this land)
God bless the USA
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (I love this land)
God bless the USA
WE ALL LOVE LOCKHEED MARTIN
>>507412744If we could force people to go or die you would be seeing a lot different parade right here haha
the american spirit is frightening and incomprehensible to bugpeople
Is this guy trump handler who the fuck is this guy
Austin Zone is live btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpQ2jzFHx8g
>>507413330See
>>507413240retard
>>507413330>and you know space rockets and shit like that? spacex?You mean the company run by an african immigrant that overstayed his visa? based on expertise imported from germany?
>>507412996Nigger are you complaining about a hull machine gun missing when none of the US infantry marched with weapons?
>>507413055>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO OPPOSE HITLER, HE'S YOUR ENEMY, GOYhttps://files.catbox.moe/yreaiy.mp4
You should be thankful to France that you even have a country, private Rodriguez.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>507413000checked and thanks!
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
If the confederacy succeeded tomorrow I would apply for a visa there in a second WHAT SOVL
PARADE REDEEMED
>PARADE REDEEMED
PARADE REDEEMED
>PARADE REDEEMED
PARADE REDEEMED
>PARADE REDEEMED
PARADE REDEEMED
US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
>US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
>US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
>US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
US ARMYS HONOUR RESTORED
Fascist racist nazis fuck the west
Z
>>507413528he was the original vocalist for this song tard
>>507413483old man can still belt it out
>>507413438kicked your ass twice
1776
1812
>>507413469It's the Army's birthday anon, not the Marines.
Did you mean Hooah?
>>507413461Never said we were. You're the one who is delusional here, not me.
CRINGEKINO
>CRINGEKINO
CRINGEKINO
>CRINGEKINO
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
>>507413528you zoomers are funny
*gets on knees*
*holds hands out as I cock my head up & look towards the sky*
AND I'M PROOOOOOOOOOOOOUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAANNNNN
*tears roll down my eyes*
>>507412440Hitler the cunny Chad
I want to renounce my citizenship but I am too poor to move back to Europe.
CUZ THERE AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAAAAAND
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>507413274It's the Elysรฉe, cretin.
And you got Michael, do not pretend we aren't in the same jewish globohomo boat.
Asmon's chat is making me cringe so fucking hard
>>507410726Happy bday nigga
>>507413504>Who tf is thisA wino they found on karaoke night
>he's 82
WHAT THE FUCK
man looks mid 50s
Americans :-) are you proud
>LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
>LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
>LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
>LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
>LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
>LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
LIGHT UP YOUR CELLPHONES
>>507413564>bulgarian turncoat you do what your masters say, take a seat
>>507413015Ironic because right-wing womem like Meloni, Purra, Badenoch are Atlanticist retards.
I hope Hulk Hogan comes out and rips his shirt off again, brother
MUTT
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Literal Amerimuttism, this song sounds so fake and gay like it was made by a bunch of corpos.
proud to be irs slave LFG...
I FUCKING LOVE JEWS SO MUCH ITS UNREAL...NIGGERS ARE A CLOSE SECOND
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>507413659I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FLESH YOU FILTHY REDCOAT SCUM TAKE THOSE WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. YOU DESERVE THE PAKI RAPE GANGS.
TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD
GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT GIGA REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT
>>507411849I love this shill line. Kek imagine using this statement as an argument
Lmao
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>507413708why tf are you watching that shit you retard
Time to jack our dicks and cum for lady liberty
>Brought to you by UFC, Palantir, and Lockheed Martin
USA USA USA
>>507413758that song is probably 20 years older than you are lmfao
>>507413630>31 pbtid>Are you not demoralized yet goy?Thank you for making this parade even more enjoyable with your seething
>>507413690>>be hitler>>have the best marches>>still lose to the USAand europoors crying over marches
>>507413793WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMzk3p9eG5M&list=RDtMzk3p9eG5M&start_radio=1
>>507413438god bless your jewish overlords where at least you know your daughter will get blacked and your son raised and demotivated by western women, but hey at least it's happening here and not there
i wish this CIA asset wasn't so effective
USA USA USA!
I can't wait to sign up to be a zogbot
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>507413189pretty good. humid, but it didn't rain like they said it would. no rioters, just a small handful of assholes with anti-Trump signs right outside. give em a nod and they don't even know what to do. friendly booth operators; all merchandise was free. Army dudes answering questions and offering demonstrations and photo ops. could get inside the tanks and choppers for photos. was up front for the parade, but left early to beat the crowd -- found the crowd anyway. currently on the metro headed out of the city. took this video outside the station -- https://files.catbox.moe/fvvgq4.mp4
The only good thing about this parade was Melania.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT
>>507413615>1812you mean when you tried to annex canada and ended up getting the white house burned to the ground
>>507413732Yeah, I am unironically feeling the most patriotic than I have in seven years.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>507411849>>Hasn't won a war on its own in 150 yearsUnironcially, when was the last time ANYONE has won a war on their own? Countries always have allies unless they are being curbstomped by all their neighbours
>>507413860im drunk and the sticky has literally been rolling all day
>crowd spontaneously starts singing the happy birthday song
this is what you'll never understand about us
>>507411783>48th PRESIDENT
>>507413799IT'S GLOW TIME??
>>507413455I won't ever tell someone to "trust" a government, much less one entrenched in hassidic elements, but at least consider the potential of kikes that aren't completely suicidal death cultists and want to actually survive the nuclear pogrom that is incoming by doing what they do best: betraying their own.
Like I said, nothing new under the sun.
>>507413917>could get inside the tanks and choppers for photoswtf that's awesome
Ok back to Israel time. Parade over.
>that Burger King crown sticking up in the crowd
Could he really be here?
>>507413856That makes it even gayer as it shows that gayness is entrenched in Amerimutt culture
>>507413686>record scratch...AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN, FRIED
GOD BLESS AMERICAA AND DON'T FORGET TO FIGHT FOR ISRAEL,YOUR GREATEST ALLY
this confuses and baffles the yuropoor
>>507413917The rioters were over in LA trying to stage a coup during the parade. Antifa showed up and they tried direct action only to get beaten, gassed, and trampled by horses.
The Associated Press was running a split screen of the LA Riot and the parade at the same time and it was amazing. God I love my country so much.
*TING TING TING*
I have an announcement to make. Is everyone here?
>>507414020Return of the King.
aaass
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wait guys i NOTICED something this is so creepy and weird
why is no spectator on the screen eating or drinking anything?
>>507413961All day?
Are you crazy?
It's been going for half an hour, at most.
This thread hasn't gone above 1000 posts
This board truly is dead
Are they going to do like fireworks or something?
Trump really did win. Time to line up the rats and execute them one by one
>>507413240>maybe you should thank John Logie Baird for inventing the PC fucking lol.maybe you should just stop pretending and thank america for giving you that spectacular asskicking 250 years ago that gave you this cushy modern existence. if you want to keep arguing this intractable point, please refer to all groundbreaking british technology since 1945 and we can compare.
chills, the big boy is about to fly over
I gotta say. I'm disappointed in foreign /pol/tards. I thought you were going to take the piss out of us like we did with bongs during chucks coronation, or the French during Olympic opening ceremony. Wtf!?
>>507414164I am here aussiebro.
>>507414020>>507414167He already returned like a year or two ago, on another flight, screaming about killing all niggers.
>>507414153One can only hope this ramps up the dick measuring contests in the world and the other western countries also start having military parades
Gotta get the docile sheep jazzed up on patriotism again so we can kill those stinky mudslimes! The orange child rapist can't help himself. Fuck this faggot nigger kike theater
>>507414252I did though? That shit was ass
>>507414164I was just leaving
>cameraman frantically looking for whites in the crowd
>zoom in, zoom out, left right, wide angle
KEK
This is the most proud I been to be an American in my life. We didnโt even mention Israel. Based parade
>>507410004Haven't you heard? The coast guard isnt part of the military anymore. They're homeland security now
>>507408962>marines>pumped up roidheadsGrandpa, it's been a while since you were young. Marines are just 4' tall skinny fat mexicans now. And chunky females.
>>507413551Kek get a load of this niggerblack idiot โEnglishman.โ
CLAIMED
Will be engaged by Sunday night
Will get married in three years
Then have at least 8 babies.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU
God bless America
And god bless our allies, i know you like to take the piss but at the end of the day we are all on the same side
am i the only one that thinks america's only strength is its geographical location, two oceans acting as natural barriers, americans have never been through REAL war, they've never suffered through a war, USA will never go to war with a peer power
prove me wrong
>>507410004Why not the Air Force?
>>507413701sorry we dont know where your ruling jews live
>>507414384Not only did you not mention Israel, Trump sent Netanyahu a formal declination to join the Iran war.
>>507411092>AZOV WILL WIN
>>507394264 (OP)America, an irrelevant shithole never won any war, is having a military parade.
>>507414310You are 100% right, but under 40s are so J pilled at this point I still don't think its happening beyond the usual sending israel military aid
Death to all US personnel and vets. US soldiers are literal golems of israel, and will kill every single American just to save one kike. Their loyalty is not to the US, it's to israel. Fuck the troops, and fuck their single loyalty to everyone else but us. Kill all kikes and kike defenders. No exceptions.
>Freedom isn't free
HAHAHA
>>507411170We could topple your useless country in 12 hours, be quiet you obsolete faggot.
Joined NATO because you're scared of Russia, you chink mutt freak
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Happy birthday Zion Don straight from Tel Aviv
>>507414436she only rides horses cracka sorry
>granny throwing up the horns
Boomers were a mistake.
>thanks for serving, idiots!
May God bless our people and may God bless America
>>507414164Everyone, quiet! Letโs see what he has to say.
>>507414164Give me a minute, I have to take a shit
>>507414479That's objectively true. Also an extremely well armed population.
>>507414479Yeah, man. Our country just fell out of the sky.
>>507411092nobody cares about cuckraine you poorupean fag
>>507414211christ are there no white men left in america why is a chinese woman there
Army recruitment theme? lol
>>507414161How is it a coup?
>>507414164State your business
>>507414495A complete nigger lie, they requested and the state department is considering, we will get back to pissreal at a further notice, this is the armyโs bday o7
>>507414669ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG
HOOAH!!!
>>507394264 (OP)This is kino. Low key wish I was there for the fireworks and music
>>507414669I'm joining up right now, you anons should do the same
Everyone panicked when the fireworks started because they naturally assumed it was an active shooter. Just 'murica things I guess.
>>507414545Thankfully I'm hung like one
>>507414697you lost, tranny
>>507414585it was a good time
>>507414482Its the 250th anniversary of the army retard
>>507414762KINO ENDING CONFIRMED
The parades at Disney are way better. It's not even close.
>The Lincoln obelisk has glowing red eyes
uh bros?
>>507414493you should, 95% of the jews ruling over Washington DC have at least one (1) villa on the french Cote d'Azur.
They come here to relax when they are fed of living among their muttoid goylems.
>>507414648I love the finance industry :D
>>507394264 (OP)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5MPxNT16sANNEX CANADA AND GREENLAND!
>>507414779British people panic when they walk out the door because they're legally not allowed to defend themselves
LMAO WAS HE SLEEPING DURING THE FIREWORKS FUCKING LOL
>>507414813This parade proved the trans community correct.
Did they HAARP the weather to stop the rain? Libs told me it was going to rain
>>507414766I mean, it's not the worst decision anyone ever made. You learn a lot about guns and explosives and how to survive. Those will all probably be good knowledge to have in the near future.
>>507413504Top tier bait truly encapsulates the mind of the average subhuman foreigner.
>>507414817my mom worked for the army when I was young and when she had bring your children to work day we got to do this kind of thing, that was fun
music and fireworks were sooooo disneyland :D
man that was a pathetic parade
>>507408776I don't even recognize what uniform that is.
>>507413594>Britcucks are literally so addicted to getting fucked in the ass by the BIG FEDERALIST ARMY that they would abandon their homeland just to get another taste of that BFA.1812 really mind broke you niggas, huh? Is that the reason you abandoned you empire and became a third world country? You saw the US buttfucking every thirdie shithole in site and thought
>Finally, it's my chance again.USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>507414920no, you'll still never be a woman
>>507414164What is it, anon?
Kino after all this fucking time?
>>507408767welcome to technocracy
>>507414823The guy was telling the Aussie to join the Coast Guard for the same benefits but less work and I asked why not the USAF.
Drumpf is literally asleep
>>507415001You will never be a man.
>>507414858GOD BLESS TRUMP NFT CARDS AND GOD BLESS TRUMPCOIN!
Lame ass fireworks holy shit
WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING
ngl this isht lowkey slap ong
>>507414970what are the odds your family moved to america pre 1920? zero
You're not even an american, just a brown dude with a US passport
>>507408658I partied with some West Point dei wahmen girlbosses once. We went streaking on the beach together
>>507415059even Trump has a kino overload sometimes and needs to take it all in
>>507415083Fireworks are peak fanfare retard
Ancient Chinese started it
>>507411921vance is a bro
Finally some cool looking moment. Was it THAT hard?
>>507415115nah those are just the koreans looking out for looters
What a dogshit parade lmao.
>>507415067I'm already a man you fucking retard, and no one had to groom me into it lol
>>507414762DC on 4th of July is pretty fun
It's like a bad sporting event halftime show kek
>>507415083Youโre just mad kdot and Beyoncรฉ didnโt perform like they promised at Kamalaโs rally.
HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC
IT's A MEDLEY OF ARMYCANA
>>507411444Checked, now please show me on the doll where this man touched you.
>>507411921I donโt like him either
>>507415156The fireworks show is pretty based though
>>507414920Agreed. They should be allowed in the military. Anyone that can go chop their own dick off has the mentality to be a dangerous warrior.
someone post a good fireworks pic
>>507415131Yeah but you do a lot of fireworks, fill the sky. Not whatever this gay shit is lmao
>>507408767Our military is a welfare program. We have nukes. None of these people are necessary
>Electric Bagpipe Rendition of Yankee Doodle fades to a Jazz Brass rendition of Johnny Came Marching Home
SOVL INVICTVS
WE ARE THE GREATEST NATION IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND
I LOVE BEING AMERICAN
>Playing a russian victory song
L M A O
HOLY
tchaikovsky 1912 overture
So can someone redpill me on the obelisk? I assume its some sort of alien supernuke missle?
THE PENDULUM
HAS SWUNG
>inb4source
sounds like endgame civ kino
I will say I didnโt hear the star spangled banner one time during this entire presentation unless i missed it
well it ain't no 4th of July but it's not bad
1812 overture is so fucking kino holy shit
>>507394264 (OP)I wish they used live rounds, and aimed more the nigger section.
>>507415180I'm further right than you I promise, I just don't suck off every thing Zion Don does lol
Pol needs a plan to stop Vance from getting nominated in 2028. Heโs a fucking degenerate
YOU DOUBTED? This happens literally every single time we do anything anywhere ever. Slow start, you all get comfy in your shitposting, and then we kick your shit in at the end.
>>507415154KEK. based rooftop Koreans. have another candid parade exit photo
>>507415275our founders were based masons and rosicrucians
>>507408554You're not Whiter than me tho mutt.
Better pipe down and know your place in this world.
>>507411921Nah, you aint alone. But Trump likes him and he is a good lickspittle unlike the coward and traitor Kike Pence.
>>507415305They opened with that dummy
>>507415275It's George Washington's massive mummified cock
>>507415343I always love the revolutionary marches
>>507415329Jd Vance is fat
>>507415288shut the fuck up redfaggot cunt
youve never predicted a single thing
faggot
>>507415329Go home Fuentes you're drunk.
>>507415340For putting this together at the last minute it's not overall that bad at all
Shitty PPT slideshow lolol
>>507414616>muh revolutionary war
>>507415233Absolutely boring fireworks, I've seen better ones in my dying seaside town for bonfire night.
>>507415244It was bad ,old school, nothing like the modern Chinese fireworks and drone shows
I love war so much. Iran is in so much trouble once we get over there.
>Patton
now you're fucking talking
>Mcarthur
Guy was a fucking retard
where was this music the entire time?
>>507415059They have a monitor on the floor to see the fireworks and videos. Hegseth is also looking down, so is the guy next to him. I also thought he was taking a quick Joe Biden till I realized they had monitors on the floor.
>our dicks are out
>our nuts are full
>we're coming to dump our load in you
America is like the trashy trailer park of the world. Weโre the drunk violent neighbour thats in debt up to his eyeballs and armed to the teeth.
>>507415442fuck off chinkoid bugman
That was cool. I'm glad this happened.
>>507415453wanted to nuke china though
closest coup general
>>507415478All 4 fireworks at a time
>>507415380kek, i steal it if you don't mind sir
>>507415450>pattonYou fucking historylet
>>507415380no one cares about your faggot propaganda, go back to bsky and dilate about it
Why are the filming people filming the fireworks with their phones?
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND NOWHERE ELSE
>The giant kike dick statue
Are military women cumdumpsters?
>MacArthur
the last shogun
Good thing that modern wars are mostly about air superiority and drones.
I wouldnt put much hope on those ground forces
>>507415323Youโre mistaking blackpilled with far right, which you may be. I am right of Karl radl whom you probably donโt even know
>people watching it through the screen of their phone as they record it, instead of taking in the sight by themselves.
sort of sad, even when it's in front of them they still experience it through their phone screen.
CCP spy in the voiceover detected
>>507415442> drone showsShould they have Dubai chocolate vendors too you third world retard
>>507415478Muttss are so starved of actual kino , regular third world level theatrics seem kino to them
Sad
us marine birthday in 5 months
can they do better than army?
This is so American. Eurocucks are melting.
>>507408871I can't see :(
>>507414728so american troops aren't really strong, they just operate powerful equipment and have high tech shit, they can launch missiles but when boots are on the ground they get destroyed
notice, this entire parade is to try to showcase "how powerful" these soldiers are, but in reality that's far from the case + 99% of them joined for benefits
>>507413864>country smaller than Texas loses to entire world, including but not limited to 2 continent spanning empires, 2 colonial globe spanning empires, and almost all of their neighbors in a conventional war>somehow saying they suck at war when it took the entire world to beat themi hate you niggers the most
it's like making fun of someone trying to fight off 50 other dudes and takes out half of them but the biggest and most cowardly faggot waits till he's tired and still gets a bloody nose while the solo dude is using 3 limbs on the 2nd biggest dude that's actually been fighting him
OK, it's over
The army left
It's after dark
And you're in DC
>>507415624All without any exceptions
>serve da pepo of ustados unnidos
HOLY SHIT KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AMEEEEEEERICA
AMEEEEEEEEEEERICA
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Why weren't they represented during the parade? wtf Trump
If I was in the Army I might be a little embarrassed by this fucking song
The soundtrack for this entire ending segment is so fucking good.
>>507415749PEAK MERICA
>>fireworks>>mericana
>>507415741It was good but the russian and chinese parades are better
>>507415691Nah, Matrix is 26 years old. They always knew what kino looks like.
It's just copium from miggers.
>>507415741Honestly, the start was shit, the middle was shit, but this part is quite good
press F to pay respects for our kindred who unkowingly died for ZOG :(
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is such a good and underrated tradition.
>>507415733I say we roll them into the Navy one on Oct 13th just to piss them off.
>>507415766He did more to bring about this reality than anyone will ever admit. Most people don't even know his name which is truly a national tragedy
It's him! It's Trumpet Man!
>2000 tanks and stupidly oversized missile launchers weren't driving down AMERICA LANE
boo
>>507415640This is why at events like this I'll just grab a short video, maybe 10 or 20 seconds, then stop recording. If someone gives a shit there's always plenty of places to find full length videos, so the short clip is just to share with my friends or family.
Then the rest of the time I just get to enjoy it with my own eyes.
Euro fags seething at American kino
VMI has the best military uniforms. They wore those during the civil war.
>>507415762>this entire parade is to try to showcase "how powerful" these soldiers areThis is what you and the rest of the homos wherever you actually are decided so you could have your le ebin strawman. No, we just kind of did it because it was a fun thing to do on a Saturday. We don't think about you at all.
>>507394264 (OP)YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS YURO TEARS
>mutts think this is kino
Have you seen Chinese military parades?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG9rkUlN_Cw
God bless America and FUCK jannies
God bless all the souls who laid down their lives in foreign wars so that we would never have to see them on our shores.
Donโt like the government, deep state etcetra, but those men gave so much for us.
>>507415900Checked for Seth
>>507415763>Start a fight with the entire world>Lose>I HATE YOU NIGGERS THE MOST IT'S LIKE MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE TRYING TO FIGHT OFF 50 OTHER DUDESMore like beat off, which is what you faggots were doing to the entire allied forces after we gaped your holes so loose they were no longer usable.
USA USA USA USA
Lmfaooo what is this slideshow cringe
>>507415840Russkies and Chinese have to overcompensate with parades because they know they can't outmatch America
AMMERRRIIIICCAAAAANNNNN
SOOLLLLLDDIIIIEERRRR
I died and woke up in 2003
>>507414164Get on with it then
>>507415937they will never know how good it feels to be an American kek
I love this country so much bros
this is kino af i feel bad for leftoids who can't enjoy anything
>>507412209>jeetsBeating up the retarded kid doesn't make you a top fighter.
>>507416007Unbelievably awesome
>>507415968RIP Kunta Kinte
>>507415587They should not have made all the troops wear wigs. I don't think that's historically accurate. More of an officer thing, no?
>>507415813They were did you see the West Point unis. The Citadel was there as well, they supported the Confederacy
>>507416028Seth we never forget
king
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this medley is the greatest thing of all time
>AMERICAN SOLDIER
>I'M AN AMERICAN
>SOOOLLLDIEEERRR
>>507416056That is true, but they're still a spectacle, I'd like to see an insane US military parade with 100,000s of soldiers in it
>Spent all of the $42m on the rights to actually have lyrics with the music for the 20 minute fireworks show
>>507415733Not even a competition the Marines always make the army faggots look like shit itโs just the natural order of things
So how did /pol/ feel about the parade?
>>507416056>Outmatch a bunch of fat brown women that can't even walk properly Nigger you lost to rice farmers then to dudes in flip flops, the Chinese would rape you day 1
>>507416007>have you seen mindless bugs marching in unison?who cares faggot
The only thing that could make this better is if there was a picture of Dale Earnhardt with RIP King captioned on it.
Seriously this end video package is so good it is unreal.
>>507416106this is my favorite tweet from when Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock performed at the RNC
Trump is gonna get the sloppiest birthday bj tonight. I kneel
PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO PROTESTORS BTFO
AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>507416188Extremely embarrassed
>>507416022Too bad they never did it out of a pursuit of ideals in over 100 years. Nothing but fighting for jewish banksters' interests.
Kinda funny that we're celebrating our Army right after basically telling Israel to fuck off lol
>>507416188Meh. North Korea does it better.
https://youtu.be/Rsz-_fgWspo
>>507416220THIS.
looking back in 20 years and it'll be gold
>>507416188kino/10, signing up to die for Israel rn
>>507416188"Lefty" (paid shill) /pol/ or real /pol/?
>>507416182They're too spread out all over the country and the world. They need to keep up daily operations over a parade.
These are just who we can spare.
>>507416236lol seriously they're never happy
>>507416007They do march pretty good. But can they fight?
>>507416251WHERE IS THE RAIN?
>>Where is the RAIN?
>>507416279This. If we dont get involved I will 100 percent take back everything I said about MIGA
Only thing that would make this better is appearances from dale earnheart, tom Brady, and hulk hogan. Vince McMahon too
LMFAO LITERAL DEI SQUAD.
I swear Trump is just woke-lite
>>507416188It was okay, could have been way better.
>>507416216What about the formation of helicopters? What about the much larger amount of hardware? The international soldiers marching? The far better military bands? The much more clean, and aesthetic uniforms? The leader that stayed awake?
>>507416188/pol/ was as usual easily distracted by comparisons to fake tryhard dictator parades
>>507415941you don't think it's a coincidence that usa decided to do a military parade after their greatest ally decided to strike their enemy in the region?
this is a usa recruitment ad for whats about to come
>>507416188Good enough for me to sign up for space force not the army though
STAND BESIDE HER
AND GUIDE HER
>GOD BLESS AMERICA
>STAND BESIDE HER
>AND GUIDE HER
>MY HOME SWEEET HOOMMMEEE
>>507416188Smelled like mothball covered boomers in Cringovision 9000. MIGA is so fucking out of touch it's unreal, seriously. Fucking gyrontocracy
>>507416279> right after basically telling Israel to fuck off lolleast delusional trumpoid
At least this fucker can sing. Why did they bring that boomer who couldn't hit a note on stage earlier and not let these people just sing covers
>>507416407that's the choir you tard
>>507416363We won't know till they actually get into a fight, but they do train very hard.
>>507408414every drill sergeant ive seen in the past 10 years has been a short, chubby female. i even saw one in the parade
>>507416453THROUGH THE NIGHT
North Korea has the best military parades
All this to fight and die for jewish overlords
This is unbelievably kino. Holy shit.
>>507416279>Kinda funny that we're celebrating our Army right after basically telling Israel to fuck off lolThey did this to themselves.
>>507416188Demoralizing humiliation ritual
>>507416452US military choirs are known for being extremely good.
>>507415082RUG PULL ME, DADDY!!
Even Don Jr. said they need to scam people because banks don't work with them like they used to with all the lying and scamming they've been doing.
>>507416407They've probably been there for years but yeah the military isn't picky, it recruits everyone
>>507416188>JD Vance: we won't go to war unless we absolutely have to, and if we do we will equip you with what you needMIGA!
>>507416056Exactly.
Most other armies of the world are for parades and marching. The US Army is to fight and defend those countries with ornament armies
>>507416496Because it was Trump's idea.
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Unironically starting to miss being in the army
Talk me out of going back, bros
>>507416263We should have killed all you niggers when De Gaul refused to allow America to collect the corpse of all the dead soldiers who died fighting to protect your country. I hope the EU tries to start shit so I can personally enlist to rape and kill as many of you niggers as possible
>>507416486Update your programming and check the news. Trump told Bibi to fuck off, we weren't getting involved in their petty border skirmish.
>>507416188Sloppy, cringe, gay, brown
The ads for jewish spy companies were a nice touch
They saved the true kino for last
Goddamn
>>507416188it's comfy, not hardcore like some people wanted
that's next year for the 250th
>>507416251you know the protestors are americans too
>>507416499And? They are still army personnel
Dude's hitting those high notes
>>507410889Rome's mistake was thinking Germans weren't subhumans and letting them earn true Roman citizenship if they served.
>>507416439What's to come? You really think we'll ever get boots on the ground in Iran? No we'll just keep bombing them maybe. You're so desperate to get a draft card so you can rip it up on Bluesky.
>>507416540what a time to be alive, one thing you can't call it is "boring"
>>507416496thats trumps old nigga that does all his rallies. hes like 90 and gonna be dead soon let him do one little song at a cool event like this
YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS YUROPOORS ARE HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS
>>507416188Checked
Given how much the shills and yuroflags were seething? A resounding success!
>>507416616>We should have killed all you niggers when De Gaul refused to allow America to collect the corpse of all the dead soldiers who died fighting to protect your countryI've never heard that before
>>5074161887-8/10. Not quite Nazi level yet but better than most American parades. Can't wait for what they look like when boomers die out and parades are directed by zoomers.
>>507416669you want the choir to be a bunch of buff white men?
The army spends $3 million per day on advertising and the DNC talking point is to bitch about this costing $50 million.
This birthday celebration is equal to 16 days worth of army marketing.
>>507416539>ruskis currently dying for their own jewish oligarchscome on man. we all in this together
THAT THE ARMY GOES MARCHING ALONG
>>507416671>fake news citing faker news
>>507416429again who the fuck cares. It's to intimidate their own people. Chinks will do all this shit only to get decked out by dinky Taiwan in a few years
>>507416599remember all the annual training, remember your monthly counselings, remember monday morning detox runs, remember the motorpool
>>507410669If you arenโt achieving goals it doesnโt matter. Of course the goal was to raid middleastern states for israel and tear down any kind of civilization that could say no to jews but since weโre pretending thatโs not the goal it shouldnโt count here
How did I feel about the parade? Honestly, the US has lost its ability to put on a good show. But I think the world in general is like this now. Everything is shit. Imagine the show they would've put on in the 90s.
>>507416641hopefully by then we'll have democrats hanging from every lamp post, it would really add to the atmosphere of the parade
>>507416805god I miss the shuttle
FROM SEA
TO SHIIIIINING
SEEEEEEA
Being a fireworks technician or whatever they are called must be such a cool fucking job
>>507416736Army exceeded recruitment goals this year. Looks like it's paying off.
WE
ARE
SOOOOOO
B A C K !!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMY 250TH <3
>>507416188Incredibly anemic and sad looking. Sloppy marching.
>>NO RAIN
NO RAIN
>>NO RAIN
NO RAIN
PROTESTERS BTFO!!
>>507416818that meme is literally making fun of your people
>>507416735>Trying to insinuate that I'm a faggotNice try woketard, and yes they should be
>>507411466You're gay for even thinking this anon.
Go on, suck Trump's dick even harder bro.
>>507416616>we aren't getting involved>literally in the air defending israel right tgis secondmagatards are completely divorced from reality
o7
USA
O7
USA
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>507416599Go back to die fighting Iran ,trump didn't say no to Israel despite the coping from migatards
WH stream of the parade, at 1:43:42, this pops up very briefly.
Did buddies at Palantir pay for this parade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTH9p7Gl5ME
>>507415638Yet you're stuck in the red team blue team dichotomy? Lmfaooo
>>507416034>start fight with entire worldoh look another fucking retarded countryman that lacks all critical thinking
that was fun, now it's time to watch liberals get BTFO and Israel get bombed
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>>507416539They're the ones that seem to be dying as we speak, the times certainly are interesting.
>>507416714hiding under their *parent's desks
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK, WHAT DID I MISS
>WHAT DID I MISS
WHAT DID I MISS
>WHAT DID I MISS
WHAT DID I MISS
>WHAT DID I MISS
WHAT DID I MISS
>WHAT DID I MISS
WHAT DID I MISS
>>507416917Yes, it was sponsored by them in part.
Any good kino? Missing this for my brother's bday dinner. Webms? Twitter poasts? Thanks my fellow burgers. Happy bday army.
>>507416878Sign tappers eating gud lately tbhwy
>>507416917Yes we paid for it
>>507416981you lost, tranny
>>507415937eat shit jews and euros
>>507416822>To intimidate their own peopleChinese people love China you retard
>only to get decked out by dinky Taiwan in a few yearsLmao, you don't know how bad Taiwans military actually is, and Ukraine isn't an argument, Ukraines military was far better before the war than Taiwans has been for the past 30 years.
>>507416188The end is carrying hard and swearing those guys in was cool but the ad reads, sloppy marching, there only being 2-3 bits of armour going in single file instead of filling the street, two drones for "future" instead of making them form a flag above or something, no big rockets or cool and new to show off
Marines, Navy and Airforce better open up the museums and let us see those vintage machines
You better go all out for the 4th of July
>>507416900wasn't even implying you were gay, just retarded. buff white men don't join the army choir
>>507416967This, Iโll see yโall in the Israel getting nuked thread
>>507416616lmaoo you are so mad, i can't wait for you to kiss Great Leader Xi boots in 2030 in mundovision on my ultra HD led 20,960pp 400" chinese TVscreen.
>>507417001Kino, cringe, cringekino, robots
the gamut
its been fun bros. This parade was memorable for all sorts of reasons but the USA is and always will be the best country.
>>507416826Fuck you got me, thanks anon.
Motorpool was fine though desu because we mostly just sat around bullshitting after kicking the tires of our 4 humvees
Iโll give it a 7/10 I was not impressed with the Army they march like shit and have no discipline but the end saved the parade the fireworks and music was kino I canโt deny that. Still not going back to the sandbox tho have fun zoomers itโs your turn
>>507417001The march itself was meh but the fireworks was cool.
That reporter has a booger in his nose
>>507417001coinbase backing us army
>>507416216>>507416429no one cares about yellow bugs. all they do is parade. they spent 50 years practicing
>>507394264 (OP)who the fuck cares the livestream has less viewers than Lookner
>>507416382military needs more cute and sexy anime girls to tell me to die fore Israel desu
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>democrats killing democrats in order to save our democracy
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fake-cop-assassinates-minnesota-lawmaker-targeted-political-violence
>>507417026The actual parade was boring and borderline embarrassing but the fireworks show after was kino
>>507416146I agree, I think you're right
>>507416731Oh yeah, true story. After WWII the US requested that they be allowed to repatriate the bodies of soldiers who had died in France so they could send the remains home to America. De Gaul chimped out and said it was a great offense for the American government to ask to dig up French soil and threatened to cut all diplomatic ties with the US. This was right as tensions with the USSR were rising and it looked like an invasion of Europe was imminent, so the US capitulated in the hopes of maintaining a united front in the face of the Soviets.
Remember you don't even need any of the other myriad reasons you already have to hate the French, because that one is more than enough.
>>507416967absolutely blessed day #blessed
>>507417001basically the home shopping network with army recruitment advertisements.
>>507416599>talk me out of going backJUMPER JUMPER, WHERE YOU BEEN?
DOWN TO HELL AND BACK AGAIN!
WHEN I DIE YOU BURY ME DEEP!
PLACE MY GUN DOWN BY MY FEET!
DON'T CRY FOR ME; SHED NO TEARS!
PACK MY BOX WITH PT GEAR!
ONE MORNING 'BOUT 0005!
RUMBLING GROUND AND LIGHTNING SKIES!
DON'T YOU PUSSIES COME UNDONE!
IT'S JUST MY GHOST ON A PT RUN!
Do you really want to go back to that?
>>507417122>kicking the tires of our 4 humveesmust be nice, i was in a stryker brigade so the motorpool was hell for me
The GOAT POTUS, Donald J Trump, knocks another one out of the park, as usual.
God Bless the US
>>507410227I met a dude who looked like that. Owned a Christmas tree farm in Oregon. I cut down a huge tree to buy and was half dragging it and that motherfucker came up and carried it with one hand by his side like it was a damned briefcase.
>>507416856i miss the saturn V
>>507417123glad i wasnt the only one that thought their marching was questionable
I've been looking at Military Careers.
I have a college degree.
If I were to pick one right now, it'd have to be either;
Surface Warfare Officer ( Navy )
or
Polar Cutterman ( Coastguard Officer )
>>507417168Fr they should have had Lujan make an appearance
>>507417118Itโs a shithole but itโs our shithole. Fuck Europoors. God bless this fucked up country
>soldiers marching flaccidly out of step in mismatched uniforms
>tanks squeaking single file before a silent crowd
>unpolished antiques leading men in cheap costumes past weird modern GoArmy corporate advertising-style decor
Feels almost like a deliberate demoralization psyop.
>>507417026the historical stuff at the start was pretty neat if you are into that. middle bit dragged on too long and was kinda boring but the finale was pure kino definitely check out everything after lee greenwald went on
>>507417123Iraq was probably better than you remembered. I bet it was fun and comfy.
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i liked it
>>507416902Weird but okay
>>507417001the bad cosplay version of a dear leader parade
>>507417257Do you want a career in the military for your whole life or do you have plans to go to the civilian world?
>>507417195That's pretty bad
>>507417266>ad reads for oracle and palantirIts like they've hated the american people so long they've forgotten how to inspire people
>>507416528friend in the military said they got short desk jockey women that never saw combat to yell at them
>>507412607I'm sure most Frenchmen would happily go back to Nazi occupation instead of the shitskin and garbage filled streets your jewish masters have given them.
>>507416439>You really think we'll ever get boots on the ground in Iran?why not anon? america is very powerful, their soldiers are the best in the world, top trained, top equipped, top bravery, they can take on russia, china, the entire world... right? isn't what this parade is all about?
>No we'll just keep bombing them maybe.thanks for agreeing with me, america is weak and their troops get btfo in wars, it's all a facade... the reality is usa is not the strongest military in the world, they've never fought a peer power, this parade is just one big recruitment ad
Man this was embarrassing. The Americans pretending this shit was anything but are really sad. I think most of you are living in a fantasy world.
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>>507417243You're telling me this was based on a real person?
>>507417240Shoulda been 35 series, bud
>>507417123>Still not going back to the sandbox thoIt's just as well, we'll probably need our veterans for domestic affairs.
>>507417070Yes, my great granfather is laying in some field in France and he can never be returned home to be interned in our family cemetary. I hate you, I hate your country, and I wish for the complete destruction of France. I hope you personally get raped to death by a gang of Algerians.
Lol at all the seething kikes itt
>>507417407They work at Elgin
>>507417384>Its like they've hated the american people so long they've forgotten how to inspire peopledamn bro, this sentence, those feels..
>>507416188Our conscripts 4 weeks out of basic training march better than USA's whores, niggers and retards.
The NVG dudes with XM rifles, drones, RC tanks and halo jeeps were cool.
>>507417264At least you're honest anon good for you
>>507417289I'll try and have both tabs open but my fans are struggling hard from the sticky here.
>>507413959The last war anyone won solo was the Spanish-American War 125 years ago. Every war that even looks like a 1v1 in the past 100 years always has someone supplying weapons. America vs Vietnam? China and the Soviets were giving massive material aid to the Vietcong. Soviets vs Afghanistan? The US was funding the Mujahideen.
Nobody fights mano e mano anymore. We've been in a gay global Cold War since 1914.
>>507417425as a 74 iq grogman i could never, i did 7 years as an 11b.
>>507416056hey retard, americans can't fight, if you sent american troops right now to ukraine to fight against russians in ground combat the americans would get wiped out
>>507417176ya love to see it
>>507417039>Chinese people love China you retardis that why they rule with an iron fist and felt like forcing famines on their own people?
>>507417407We probably are reading Palantirยฎ bots shilling for the event.
I wish I was invited to the white house after party
Once in a lifetime opportunity
God Bless America
My test levels are through the roof right now.
I want to cum inside fluttershy.
i loved it
god bless america!
shit parade
amazing fireworks
why couldn't it all have been like that?
Amazing how this is happening in DC and LA is like a GTA server on the same night
>>507417554Did you miss the part where the only groups that had on point marching from from the officer schools? Nobody in the US military marches after basic training
>>507417407It's hard to cope with how pathetic it was.
>>507417632My recruiter said you can get a six-figure salary working as a bodyguard for rich people or large banks if you work ten years as an 11B.
>>507417467lmaoooooooooooooooooo
tell me where, i'm gonna lay a flower on his grave to your name if you want to
Ty any anons who served <3
>>507416990americans hate their parents, so much to the point where they despise, hold grudges and never talk to their parents again, just because of their political choices
you know how many friends i have that look down on their parents for voting for trump or being republican?
>>507417651we're literally the most powerful military in the world and it's not even close, you retarded memeflaggot nigger
>>507410519That was a long time ago. Don't blame the current crop of us mutts, we wouldn't betray Uncle Adolf today.
>>507417910i love my dad tf you mean
This was such a pathetic parade. More reasons why China is taking over. I shit on America.
>>507417881Confirmed Elgin faggot wants to be a bootlicker and suck rich jew cock for the rest of his life
>>507412678>actual mutt flexes his robomuttBoston dynamics can choke on my sweaty balls, we invented WiFi fuckface, and we train your troops, and let you have your glownigger hive at Pine Gap so you can keep spying on china (and do nothing) and spy on korea (and do nothing) and spy on us (and do nothing)
>>507417065I agree about the sloppy ass marching. Even the fucking green berets and rangers looked sloppy af. Did they even rehearse? If there's a parade for the Navy/USMC this fall, they will make these guys look like ROTC cadets. Plus, the air show will own as well.
There BETTER be a fucking Navy/USMC 250 year celebration too.
>>507417827better yet - fireworks and partying in washington while tel aviv is getting plastered
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>>507418093there was no beat to march to, if you have no rhythm itโs tough
>>507416981Lol Communist Parades without any Capitalist money look better. Mutt land had officially fallen.
https://x.com/acnewsitics/status/1934032677910503735
>>507417738honestly would have rather looked at naked 2d women then have watched this
and ive been trying to stop doing that
>>507411002Yeah, the trick would be to set up fake bases. Get the fake troops set up in a hostile area beachhead, then pull out the supplies and vehicles.
>Oops, now you're randomly in an isolated green zone in a random cannibal African country with no way out.
>>507417881lol
lmao
i work as a janitor now and im happy
>>507418093Best parades are Russia's on their Victory Day's.
Are there big numbers at this parade today?
Doesn't seem like many.
>>507417910Kek, typing all of that cope to cover for yuropoor adults still living with their parents.
Trump is the best president :)
>>507418274And yet Russia cant even conquer their equivalent of Mexico
funny how that happens
>>507410509Do you think he has those straps that keep your shirt tucked?
>>507415498You MIGAtroons cope the hardest of any political group I've ever seen
>>507415526Seething mutt can't engage with reality. Sad!
Bit underwhelming, but I suppose I'm a bit spoiled when it comes to parades. Practice makes perfect, you burgers will get better if you keep at it, but you WILL have to get used to jokes about your "marching" after that display.
This parade was a massive L
>>507415587There is literally nothing more kino the 18th century warfare. God bless the USA
>>507416188Too long.
It needed to be shorter.
>>507418393Shirt strays? Yeah, probably.
It's a military standard and he's a Marine.
Definitely useful
>>507410769Nice b8 leafnigger
>>507417361Sorry, I'm most likely not going to join, I just wanted to say which jobs I would want if I were to join.
It's fun to look at the jobs because I have a college degree and can go for Officer Commission.
But those two jobs sound very tempting and fun.
God preserve all the men and women who died fighting on foreign shores for this great experiment, saving the American people from the horrors of war.
>>507418577We really do not have dedicated units for ceremonial purposes only.
>>507418500>You MIGAtroons cope the hardest of any political group I've ever seenLoving the pure seething hatred ott.
>>507417911explain why they were in iraq and afghanistan for 20 years, who were they fighting for decades?
>>507417699What fucking decade do you think it is? Retard
>>507418593nah your country's entire existence is
>>507418867because the money's in fighting the war, not winning it
>>507418792Nigger you are the jewish one lmfaoo you people really have no clue what is going on so you
>>507394264 (OP)That rock and country music tho
>>507418059Ever since the day god blessed this nation with Tesla's soul not a single saber-rattling bleat that our enemies produce has ever mattered. Sit down and await the geomagnetic annihilation of your homeland bugman.
>>507418197theres nothing wrong looking at 2d
especially if its jenny
>>507419072They will never touch our shores.
>>507419012>Nigger you are the jewish one lmfaoo you people really have no clue what is going on so you
>>507418277you fail to realize that leaving your parents is only a big thing in usa? it's the "western way" of living, in europe, middle east, east/south asia, children stay with their parents, and then their parents stay with them, they take care of their parents, and even when they move out their parents are still in close proximity. Americans would rather throw their parents in retirement homes where they get treated poorly.
>>507418760These guys are serving real soldiers, but there is a lot of background effort goes into paegentry. That's because parades are regular.
I didn't realise until this week that americans aren't used to doing such things so frequently.
We hold the Trooping of the Colours every year.
>>507418760The historic eras showcase was more interesting and entertaining than doing what everyone else does. It's the slave to tradition mindset they all have up until we drop some 1812 remix with fireworks and Howitzers because no one is that much of a prude.
>>507419280MIGAtroon bot is broken again lmao
>>507419305Kek, yuropoors are too broke to send their parents to proper retirement homes???
>>5074187603rd infantry, you massive fucking retard
>>507419531>MIGAtroonKike exposed.
Your lingo is your downfall
>>507419002>american troops have to die for american corporations to make moneyand yet you're still proud of this parade
>โMilitary men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policyโ - Henry Kissinger on American soldiers
>>507419331i spent 7 years in the army and i can count the number of times i did drill and ceremony after basic training on one hand, and one of those times was when i had to instruct how to do it at the NCO academy when i became a sergeant. the other 3 times were at brigade and division change of command ceremonies. it's just not something the u.s. army really practices. only the old guard and the army band really does drill and ceremony practice since its their full time job.
>>507419770better them than me :)
just woke up what happened?
>>507419834Yup, the US Army fights
The yuropoor armies drill and parades
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