HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>507430447 (OP)
the jews would have shrieked if the govt paid for it, so they got corporates to pay for it. coinbase is a large american company and business sponsoring events like parades is normal here and has been forever

>NOOOOOO YOU'RE WASTING TOO MUCH MONEY ON THIS STUPID PARADE
>NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SPONSORS!!!!!
Can you people make up your fucking mind?

>>507430447 (OP)
I'm so proud to say I am a coinbase customer. USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically, think of how companies used to do pride trash.

THIS is how it should be done.

>>507430581

>>507430627
Pretty cool future so far glad I chose it. Could do without Israel and Iran bombing each other for the billionth time but it'll blow over in a month.

>>507430447 (OP)
Why the fuck does a military parade have sponsors

>>507430724
>it'll blow over in a month.

Coinbase is already paper hanging Bitcoin with IOU's called CBBTC, you can own "your CBBTC bitcoins" but your money isn't on the chain, it's an IOUBTC on a paper, which doesn't exist until after you login to coinbase and make it appear when you need it according to the dark pool.

Which means coinbase is already right now, at this moment, extending futures contracts in both directions on Bitcoin enabling you to short Bitcoin with margin without actually owning the Bitcoin. You can sell a bitcoin and then later buy to cover option without anything appearing on the chain.

This is why the Government is suddenly enthusiastic about Satoshi Nakamaoto's invention now that there is a path for Hyper-Inflating bitcoin in the same way they hyperinflate USD through the silver note that adapted to a leagal tender.

Bitcoin is finally doomed to evolve towards: "US Dollar" that can be created by the central office and Jewish Banksters.

Now of course this de-basement of Bitcoin is fractional, it can't be much larger than the size of Coinbase's darkpool of Bitcoin for the clearance of transactions/customers who think they own a bitcoin but in reality only """Own""" a RDBMS database row that has a quantity of bitcoin in it.

In this way, Bitcoin can be endorsed by the US Government. The Jews finally figured out how to Break All Cryptos, including Bitcoin, in this way.

Very soon you will be seeing young people paid in this IOUBTC at the workhouse, if that pleases them, and they will be seen swiping it at the kiosk at the grocery and gas station.

gg no re.

is this a buy or sell signal

>>507430447 (OP)
youre scared chink

>>507430447 (OP)
Lmao because if we go to war with China all cryptshit will implode and every business related to it will go bankrupt.

>>507431066
You're in the wrong country retard.

>>507430969
end stage capitalism, eventually they'll rent out Fort Knox and the White House to help pay the national debt.

>>507430447 (OP)
Also, top signal of all time lmao

>>507431098
This is how the quantity of bitcoin will be expanded so that Jewish reptillians and Zionist enemies of state operating the whitehouse and congress can allocate any quantity of Bitcoin they wish to themselves as paper bitcoin, and that will "spend into the society" from people who are required to take it, as Bitcoin will be promoted to legal tender by Jewish writ, and then finally when the paper bitcoin becomes many millions of times larger than the number of Real bitcoins that is limited in supply by chain operations, there will be a run on the bank and a dual price motion for the counterfeit bitcoins and the real bitcoins. It's the same trick that USD played on silver and gold, back when Dollars were just "a Receipt for an amount of silvergold".

Basically you "Receipt out" the Bitcoin, and then the oligarchs can write themselves a trillion bitcoins for spending on whatever pleases the Jewish-Christian Supremacy in America, and all the young people will be soaking up all of those paper-bitcoins in their swipable credit cards, and when it gets so large that everyone can't possibly "Clearance" their paper bitcoin to on-chain bitcoin, then a law will be passed that nobody can have their real bitcoin. And the Bitcoin chain will only have a tiny infintesimal of the authentic transactions in bitcoin, which are just database rows, classic data plumbing, the same way USD is done at clearinghouse through the Jewish NACHA 12 bank system.

This paragraph is going to take 20 or 40 years to play out, and the speed of this infection will be controlled by jews, who will eventually take the entire planet with it.

Good news and Bad News, I guess, for those holding, Bitcoin is going to become a legal tender in the USA.

What's the problem?