Anonymous
ID: KFcrXGNT
6/15/2025, 5:36:02 AM No.507432170
>Aye mang can I use your phone?
>Bruh lemme make a call on your phone
What do you normally say?
>Bruh lemme make a call on your phone
What do you normally say?
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Thread 507432170 - /pol/ [Archived: 1160 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: NItehscT
6/15/2025, 5:36:40 AM No.507432223
Anonymous
ID: zwM5xXMo
6/15/2025, 5:36:50 AM No.507432239
Anonymous
ID: Mz3Lh9Tl
6/15/2025, 5:38:04 AM No.507432338
>>507432170 (OP)
Turn 360 and walk away
Turn 360 and walk away
Anonymous
ID: 9DpuwD3W
6/15/2025, 5:38:06 AM No.507432341
>>507432170 (OP)
Hello 911, yes a nigger is talking to me.
Hello 911, yes a nigger is talking to me.
Anonymous
ID: mMB6nRIq
6/15/2025, 5:38:06 AM No.507432342
>>507432170 (OP)
sure, just open your mouth and i'll insert the barrel of my phone so you can make a call
sure, just open your mouth and i'll insert the barrel of my phone so you can make a call
Anonymous
ID: VnxYQt6k
6/15/2025, 5:38:14 AM No.507432351
what will happen if i let them use it? will they run away? ive had some slow looking hobos ask
Anonymous
ID: QQEvbcdw
6/15/2025, 5:38:21 AM No.507432362
>>507432170 (OP)
I would have long since left such urban environments behind, so this exchange would never happen
I would have long since left such urban environments behind, so this exchange would never happen
Anonymous
ID: tKjDooM6
6/15/2025, 5:38:59 AM No.507432427
>>507432170 (OP)
Fuck off nigger Iām armed
Fuck off nigger Iām armed
Anonymous
ID: nfc+RNIW
6/15/2025, 5:39:47 AM No.507432482
>>507432170 (OP)
>sure, bro. Here you go.
>give him a banana and watch him run away laughing
>jokes on him, that banana has no sim card
>sure, bro. Here you go.
>give him a banana and watch him run away laughing
>jokes on him, that banana has no sim card
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Anonymous
ID: qWqRob+C
6/15/2025, 5:42:46 AM No.507432701
>>507432170 (OP)
>say?
you don't say anything. you ignore them. if you can't, just shake your head and get a safe distance away from them. you never engage with randoms in an urban environment. this is basic situational awareness.
>say?
you don't say anything. you ignore them. if you can't, just shake your head and get a safe distance away from them. you never engage with randoms in an urban environment. this is basic situational awareness.
Anonymous
ID: efwfl1Bp
6/15/2025, 5:45:04 AM No.507432914
>>507432170 (OP)
say yes, then smash my phone on the fucking ground and walk away
say yes, then smash my phone on the fucking ground and walk away
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Anonymous
ID: mMB6nRIq
6/15/2025, 5:47:35 AM No.507433137
>>507432170 (OP)
https://youtu.be/hKfAjlW6E30?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/hKfAjlW6E30?feature=shared
Anonymous
ID: +REuY1r8
6/15/2025, 5:53:27 AM No.507433603
>>507432170 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho67ZswfZnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho67ZswfZnI
Anonymous
ID: ZEJElobr
6/15/2025, 5:58:34 AM No.507434003
Laugh then say no
Next time you see him on the same corner yell out YO MAYNE CAN I USE YOUR PHONE
Everyone has been asked too remember
Next time you see him on the same corner yell out YO MAYNE CAN I USE YOUR PHONE
Everyone has been asked too remember
Anonymous
ID: Nmdt37nd
6/15/2025, 6:03:28 AM No.507434441
>>507432170 (OP)
I usually say I don't speak English in German and hope that they don't speak German. So far it has worked.
I usually say I don't speak English in German and hope that they don't speak German. So far it has worked.
Anonymous
ID: 2wBnX5/m
6/15/2025, 6:03:42 AM No.507434458
>>507432170 (OP)
Your smartphone isn't your old Nokia brick phone. If you lose your phone today it's gonna suck, bad. And I don't just mean the money loss. So say no unless you know the person.
Your smartphone isn't your old Nokia brick phone. If you lose your phone today it's gonna suck, bad. And I don't just mean the money loss. So say no unless you know the person.
Anonymous
ID: 6d6JiYb/
6/15/2025, 6:04:58 AM No.507434566
>>507432170 (OP)
Puto negro, quita!
Puto negro, quita!
Anonymous
ID: AC279IOs
6/15/2025, 6:06:40 AM No.507434722
>>507432170 (OP)
"Look! A banana!"
"Look! A banana!"
Anonymous
ID: KsF6JBv7
6/15/2025, 6:09:26 AM No.507434974
>>507432170 (OP)
This happened to me and a friend once
We offered to call the person for him(he claimed that he needed to call his ride)
He awkwardly agreed but was not happy
One of us dialed the number, the person didn't answer
We turn to him "they didnt answer"
No bullshit he responds "yeah because you're the one trying to call and they don't know you"
Me and my friend just looked at each other as if to say "who is this fucking retard"
Guy got flustered and stormed off
He was like a quadroon or octoroon
This happened to me and a friend once
We offered to call the person for him(he claimed that he needed to call his ride)
He awkwardly agreed but was not happy
One of us dialed the number, the person didn't answer
We turn to him "they didnt answer"
No bullshit he responds "yeah because you're the one trying to call and they don't know you"
Me and my friend just looked at each other as if to say "who is this fucking retard"
Guy got flustered and stormed off
He was like a quadroon or octoroon
Anonymous
ID: kv1TbdLa
6/15/2025, 6:12:15 AM No.507435232
>>507432170 (OP)
I don't talk to niggers
I don't talk to niggers
Anonymous
ID: s51gTNZL
6/15/2025, 6:15:34 AM No.507435493
>>507432170 (OP)
Stop talking to me, subhuman degenerate.
Hey, cool hat. Let me get it. Thanks. Now fuck off.
Stop talking to me, subhuman degenerate.
Hey, cool hat. Let me get it. Thanks. Now fuck off.
Anonymous
ID: GgFspDFl
6/15/2025, 6:17:33 AM No.507435675
Ok here you go and if I have to chase you youre eating my ass after I break your legs, and you better convince me you love me hahaaaa
Anonymous
ID: Kqwtuciy
6/15/2025, 6:32:10 AM No.507436880
>>507432170 (OP)
No. Get the fuck away from me.
No. Get the fuck away from me.
Anonymous
ID: Kqwtuciy
6/15/2025, 6:37:54 AM No.507437341
>>507432170 (OP)
I give them the INTJ Death Stare and they walk away.
I give them the INTJ Death Stare and they walk away.
Anonymous
ID: 0aocIzjP
6/15/2025, 6:39:15 AM No.507437432
>>507432170 (OP)
Sorry nigger, I have a concealed carry license in a stand your ground state. You have five seconds to fuck off before I fear for my life and dump two in your chest and one in your head.
Sorry nigger, I have a concealed carry license in a stand your ground state. You have five seconds to fuck off before I fear for my life and dump two in your chest and one in your head.