Anonymous
ID: R0QUGLe9
6/15/2025, 5:53:37 AM No.507433612
Zoomers killing the alcohol industry? GOOD.
You’re literally drinking poison. Not metaphorically. Literally. Ethanol is a toxic solvent that your liver desperately tries to remove while you giggle like a deranged hyena and try not to crash your 2012 Corolla into a family of five.
That’s “fun”? Drinking is the only recreational activity where the desired outcome is impaired judgment and loss of motor control. And why? your baseline personality is so void you need a chemical crutch to hold a conversation.
Alcohol is just bath salts with a better marketing team. You’re just destroying your body to be altered because your life is so miserable it’s your only means to cope. Except one gets you put in a psych ward because it’s socially shunned, while the other can cause the same societal chaos but for some reason is “fine”.
Zoomers choosing to not partake in this is just further evidence of their evolution superiority. Keep coping, boomer. Enjoy your hangover and your fatty liver. I’ll be hydrating.
You’re literally drinking poison. Not metaphorically. Literally. Ethanol is a toxic solvent that your liver desperately tries to remove while you giggle like a deranged hyena and try not to crash your 2012 Corolla into a family of five.
That’s “fun”? Drinking is the only recreational activity where the desired outcome is impaired judgment and loss of motor control. And why? your baseline personality is so void you need a chemical crutch to hold a conversation.
Alcohol is just bath salts with a better marketing team. You’re just destroying your body to be altered because your life is so miserable it’s your only means to cope. Except one gets you put in a psych ward because it’s socially shunned, while the other can cause the same societal chaos but for some reason is “fine”.
Zoomers choosing to not partake in this is just further evidence of their evolution superiority. Keep coping, boomer. Enjoy your hangover and your fatty liver. I’ll be hydrating.
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