>>507435656 (OP)1) Our military is too busy actually doing what they're supposed to be. This isn't the old USSR, China or North Korea who flex their weaker muscles by spending months teaching their soldiers how to goose step in sync while not looking at the guy in front of them like their life depended on it. Sorry we're nor top tier like Poojeets acting like helicopter blades on motorcycles. We actually do war here sir.
2) The news cycle this week is "Israel trying to start WWIII by attacking Iran," "LA riots-No Kings dumbassery blocking traffic in a city near you," "Musk-Trump bros. back to..., no wait, they're not," "Gaza genocide," "Ukraine War." I don't think I even forgot about it, but didn't hear about it.
3) It's father's day weekend. Go have a Guinness with your dad mate.
4)It's good optics for not looking like a king and like you need a grandiose parade before you, especially right now. Even though the reason for the parade isn't for him on paper already, you don't want it to look like it is for you in reality.
>5)And this is the most important point, 1 of our military airshows would be such an unforgettable experience for you that you would make your grandkids swear an oath to you on your deathbed to tell their grandkids about it and if called to action mid-show, a handful of fighter jets, helicopters, Red Bull stunt pilots and special ops guys rapelling out of a Blackhawk would immediately about face in your direction and would cripple your nation worse than any blight on your spuds ever could. If you're going to come at us, you best come correct you potato nigger./thread