You LOVED the parade (greatest parade ever, everyone says so)
You LOVED the music (such great music, from so many bands, so great)
And it was all FREE! (thanks to our corporate sponsors like Palantir, they're such a great company, going to make America orderly again)

NOW it's time for you to sign up and DO YOUR DUTY protecting Israel, OUR GREATEST ALLY! (They're so, so, great, they do so much for us, likeuhm they've got the hummus, just delicous, and so many other things, all great)."

>>507438477 (OP)
NO

>>507438477 (OP)
bet you had a chuckle writing that one!

You posted this image yesterday. Do you think anyone gives a shit about your 200hours in paint?

>>507438477 (OP)
the parade was awesome, it showcased the best aesthetics that the military had to offer in every era.

trully america is the best, now its time for you to go die for israel gringo

But I don't want to go to war. I like having all my limbs and stuff. And living.