Hello. I’m Officer Johnson. I am a recruiter for the US Army. I want you anonymous users to join the US Army and non-Americans to join their NATO allied army.

>>507448104 (OP)
no.

>>507448104 (OP)
basically? im not going

>>507448104 (OP)
Even if I go unwillingly or being forced to work for government. I have countered by habitually smoking cannabis and having thst course through my veins

You can’t afford me

>>507448104 (OP)
https://youtu.be/KaPIBmC4wJI?feature=shared

Please ship all of your retarded beaners and niggers you've stationed in Europe to the middle east. They talk so much shit, they deserve to be sent to the front

>>507448104 (OP)
Post your Sponsors.

>>507448104 (OP)
Only if you promise me a bug titty Latina goth teenage gf.

>>507448104 (OP)
Suck my cock. Give me the sloppiest toppy the world has ever seen and I might not laugh at you when you shill the idea of dying for the jews.

>>507448104 (OP)
I'm already preparing my backpack... to go into the mountain.
You can go and try to get me, but we all know the current skill level of the military. You are only going to hurt yourself out there in the wild.

>>507448104 (OP)
Where do I apply?

>>507448104 (OP)
blow me faggot

>>507448104 (OP)
Do you have the statistics for recruits who turn guns on your fellow zogbots? You are about to see a really big spike in that if you force us to go. Not that your jew masters care about your well being. Have fun sleeping with one eye open.

>>507448104 (OP)
What reason would I have to join the army
>inb4 benefits
If I’m going to join a military force it’s going to be to defend my country. I’m not going for free college, or a bonus, or a fucking Camaro. And I mean actually defend my country not some retarded we’ve of interests and policies that also just so happen to lead right back to fucking israel.

>>507448104 (OP)
Too old otherwise I'd join, maybe if we war here in NA I get muh chance but probably still won't do shit because I'm shiftless.

>>507448104 (OP)
I would normaly say that I'm to fat and pld for the Military, but after the mutt parade ... I'm probably fit enough to become a Special Forces General in GAYTO.

>>507448104 (OP)
Purge all the kikes from military ranks then we can talk

>>507449529
This. I can defend my country from invaders at home. If chinks storm our cities etc it would make more sense for us to defend our homes. Because we have a vested interest in keeping it ours. Let the jews die off it'll hurt no one and improve the whole world really fast.

I've done my time, did my 8 years, now I'm out and can't be recalled or drafted into service.

>>507448104 (OP)
>Officer Johnson
are you a Major Johnson?

>>507448160
Jay?, is that you?

>>507448104 (OP)

>>507448104 (OP)
Don't make me tap the sign.

>>507449837
they won't be drafting anyone

especially not to fight wars for child murdering demon worshipers

Sorry colonialist, I do not serve your luciferian star and corrupt establishment.

It will be my privilege, just like Fran Sinatra wore a yarmukle out of his deep respect for kikes, I will wear military fatigues and go pound sand in the middle east for the same reason! Thank you officer Johnson, damn that's a real American name, bless you sir!

America!

>>507448104 (OP)
Honestly I'd join the military if they'd let me in. Unfortunately I'm a depressed 6th grade dropout with a history of suicidal ideation and 2 attempts on record + an involuntary medical hold back in february 2024. That means only the marines will take me.
I couldn't give less of a fuck about Israel and the kikes, but the opportunity to get paid to shoot sand niggers would be great. Every dead dunecoon is another drop of blood paid towards the debt they owe from Constantinople.

>>507449837
> I'm out and can't be recalled or drafted into service.

Goyim, when you sign that federal contract you are in it for life, like it or now

>>507449837
Hows civ life? Considering doing the full 20, last 10 at a desk for the pension

>>507448104 (OP)
When do we get to work fighting off a black and brown invasion in America with tanks sir?

>>507452165
>. Unfortunately I'm a depressed 6th grade dropout with a history of suicidal ideation and 2 attempts on record + an involuntary medical hold back in february 2024. That means only the marines will take me.

Get a new psych to say that was a misdiagnosis and you should be straight.

>>507452351
personally hoping they institute a draft and lessen their requirements

My price for joining an army would be a guarantee of removal of dual passport holders and anyone in goverment that has done me harm

Anything less then I'm not interested

>>507452409
Why the hell would you ever want a fucking draft? The issue with lowering the requirements too much is you get people offing themselves in the barracks. Hopefully they're more lenient maybe to people that just had one time situations but fuck no I don't want to be side by side with a motherfucker that has schizophrenia

>>507448104 (OP)
Give us more mercenaries. We are running out of them. Hundreds of thousands we killed already. Feed us more.

>>507448104 (OP)
You rejected me for flat feet and asthma and also my age. I wanted to serve. I support all our branches but all of you reject for age and I won't forget that

>>507448104 (OP)
When the shit hits the fan, I'll fight either way. Now fuck it, I have other life goals.

>>507452195

Noooope. Here in the United States, after fulfilling your service obligation of 8 years, you're done.

>>507452425
Excellent deal but will never happen.

>>507449415
It’s an army recruiter, not navy
Sheesh

>>507448104 (OP)
Why would a recruiter work that late?

>>507448278
Not a problem. Look at 404 and realized that exceptions don't exist and your overlords will murder you without hesitation to defend the stock market and kikes.

>>507449332
fsb.ru

>>507448965
>give me the sloppiest toppy in the world
woah

>>507452299

Civilian life is cool. I'm still getting military gibs and work a job where I make upwards of 80k yearly. Not too long ago bought a house using the VA loan. Shit's alright man.

>>507449837
Kek, you are so wrong. You are the first to be dragged from your house and thrown to die for kikes.

>>507448104 (OP)
Somebody PLEASE 187 this Orange Fruit and let's move on for Christs sake

>>507453220
Memeflag will not work homo

>>507453340
radical. Fantastic and thank you for your service for real.

>>507448104 (OP)
lets see the big boobas first

>>507453387

Dude, unlike Russia, the United States government actually honors its obligations, i.e. service contracts, to military veterans because over here the government isn't sniveling scumbags such as the Russian government. It's so bad, it's a wonder why you people haven't yet decapitated the individuals and oligarchs controlling your government, Pootin for one.

>>507453761
>the United States government actually honors its obligations

>>507454011

We didn't "lose" shyt. We spent several years and billions of dollars trying to prop the Afghan security forces to take control of their own territory, their own country. In the end it was just too much. We decided to just cut our losses and leave. I feel good about the decision the administration administration made.

>>507454427

>>507454691

Whatever, I see it as the US government doing whatever it has to do to protect their people. When was that headline made?

>>507448104 (OP)

Armies have to prove their worth first, by hanging all the pedos in their countries.

>>507448104 (OP)
Why no tittle 4 flag?

>>507448104 (OP)
good morning sirs my names Ahmad Deathtokikini I love America and isreal so much pls let me have the honor in serving great isreal sir, I'd especially love to guard bold and beautiful God's chosen people while carrying as much ammo as possible preferably inside a mall in tel aviv where goyim terrorists may come pls sir take me

>>507448104 (OP)
Fuck you guys! I tried to join three years back and the sons of bitches at MEPS turned me away for "having taken anti-anxiety meds 10 years prior". Said their "Gensis program" searches your medical history and there's no hiding anything anymore. My ASVAB was in the top 5% and was set for 58W. It's BS.

hi im sargent balls and im reporting for doody

I’ve collected your IP addresses. All Americans (including those hiding behind political flags) WILL BE DRAFTED.
Welcome!

>>507448104 (OP)
>Johnson
Is your firstname Richard?

>>507456144
let me get that 17c sir

>>507455534
You could've got a waiver if you've been off meds 4+ years retard

>>507448857
Based greaseball.

>>507448104 (OP)
Nope

>>507456446
Yeah but they wanted me to go back to a psych two times and get "cleared". When did the Army get so fucking soft? Used to be "No's gets Go's", now they want you to get a check up and cleared for every stubbed toe you got as a kid.

>>507457124
two psych appointments isn't a big ask

they dont want enlistees thatll just full metal jacket themselves when things get tough

>>507456144
Sir, they need you back in S4.

>>507448104 (OP)
You want me? A 31 year old to join THE U.S ARMY?!? owo?
I-I mean.... if you want me.
I can throw my life away.
I'm probably already past the event horizon of debt from NEETing anyways after all.

>>507457502
ive known a few who joined at your age and they do pretty well
you only need 20 years to retire btw so you'll still be done and collect some money before the civis in their late 60's now
if you did just pick an easy job though, leave the combat stuff to the young folks

>>507448104 (OP)
No and let me tell you why.

I refuse to fight and die for Jews.
I refuse to become a willingly cuckold jodie.
I refuse to be maimed and or killed for the sake of Jews and Blackrock.
I refuse to fight, because this is not a fight I wanted nor called for.

Please, fuck off and go die for your precious kikes. I don't support our troops, because you are brainless drones. Willing to die for your kike masters like retards. Fuck off please.

>>507452105
Heckin based, Anušić will shed a patriotic tear for you as you star in the newest zigger drone video

>>507448104 (OP)
Whats up dudes.
I am one of the guys who used to cry about there being no jobs and not being able to make money. Then I accidentally stumbled on the US military new promotion.
I found out that new recruits with #quickship get $40,000 just for signing up and completing their service! This is in addition to pay and amazing benefits of the US army!
Now I know some people are scared to join the army, but the army these days is an easy way to make good money and serve your country. As a NEET and huge computer nerd, I was scared I might not have what it takes. But basic training would not only get you in shape, it will also give you the confidence you need to get a girlfriend! Not to mention girls love servicemen!
I know some people are scared to get sent to war, but guess what, a regular recruit will NEVER see combat! Most of your time will be spent on #selfimprovement! And when you are done with your service, you actually get $40,000 that you can use to start a business or buy a home and to boot, you also get amazing benefits and retirement pay!
I don't know how there are so many people complaining about jobs when there is an amazing job out there and the military is always hiring. All you have to do is be a MAN and put in some effort.
And before you worry about Ukraine or Russia, the U.S is never going to get involved in that so you know you are safe.
I like to be "BASED" but it is time to be #BASED on an actual military base that is.
I found this website that has all you need to know about #quickship and #enlistmentbonus.

>>507448104 (OP)
Isnt sgt johnson the nigger from gaylo?

>>507448104 (OP)
Hey man, hook me up with the opportunity to execute some domestic traitors (e.g. neo-Marxists, kikes, niggers) and I'll seriously consider it.