Americans, I think it is time to explain yourselves this is supposedly your elite infantry wtf

Meanwhile in Best Korea...

>>507449023
One US Marine could wipe out an entire platoon of North Korean soldiers

>>507448752 (OP)
>elite infantry
are you retarded? our elite infantry are stationed in your continent

>>507449093

>>507448752 (OP)
>Sgt. Muttson reporting for duty or something
>Were with the 76 Blacked.Com division or whatever, sir
>*brap*
>Uh freedom isnt free
>Its gotta be paid for with the blood of cattle
>Or however the burgers are fried
>Wanna trade mres?

>>507448752 (OP)
It would be better if they didn't do a parade at all. NATO already had a reputation issue because of it's recent weakness. I think this might be the last blow. Even the Indians are making fun of it.

>>507449114
The last time I saw US Army soldiers was on the news when they were at a pride parade with dog masks and US flags

>>507449321
nice zigger cope

>>507448752 (OP)
No one bats an eye when the left have gay parades for a month, but we have 1 half assed military parade and its another holocaust. I thought they were going to do flyovers with new technology, this was kind of lame.

>>507449321
45 million dollars down the drain too

>>507448752 (OP)
>>507449023
looking strong vs being strong

>>507448752 (OP)
The more competent the army the worse the propaganda

>>507449093
At an eating contest?

>>507448752 (OP)
i think its more a case that slavshits and chinks who go on about the great satan controlling everything need to explain themselves...fucking how if this is the stick?

>>507449093
Marines are filled with troons, browns, and cunts these days. I wouldn't be so sure.

>>507449093
The average Marine is now shorter than the average Nork
Maybe the Marine's 65IQ aztec savagery would help though, if you convinced them that the Jaguar God of Xochipotli needed blood to make the corn grow

>>507449610
This is a gay pride parade anon, sponsored by gay jewish billionaires like Alex Karp

>>507449321
NATO invaded a sovereign country 3 years ago and has now had over a million casualties while gaining nothing. Oh wait...

>>507448752 (OP)
As above so below. Our politicians have done little for the last 20-40 years but sell America out from under itself to China, India, Saudi Arabia and Israel in order to enrich themselves. And now that resources and real estate are running low, they're selling our privacy and liberty off to foreign billionaires like Musk (South Africa) and Thiel (New Zealand, I believe).
Is it any wonder that there is so little patriotism to be found amongst the little people? How can one be loyal to the disloyal? Why should one be loyal to the disloyal?

>>507448752 (OP)

China would obliterate America in just a few days.

>>507448752 (OP)
Our elite soldiers actually spend their time training to be elite war fighters rather than training to walk perfectly in some big paper tiger display of guiled impotence

>>507449093
top kek

>>507448752 (OP)
Yeah idk, staying and marching in a straight line is pretty fucking easy.

>>507452157
China is an ocean away. Also Americans would respond very differently to an actual invasion of American territory. It's why they're so mad about unchecked immigration. Unchecked immigration feels exactly lile foreign invasion

At least the next gen is tall and strong

>>507452316
It's a really simple skill to learn, takes like a couple of hours. Today just shows the level of competency the U.S. military has. If this was some pajeet country, you would be laughing and making fun of them.

>>507452656
Yea, you learn it day 1 in reception of basic training. No one actually practices doing it perfectly because it has literally nothing to do with effective war fighting. Watching 4chan freak out about this is like watching an autistic child have a meltdown because his clothes werent folded perfectly and organized by color

why are there so many europeans on here who watched our army's little birthday parade? Did their media tell them it was supposed to be a north korean style parade for dictor trump or something?

>>507451297
muttmerica is a fucking joke

>>507449610
>thought they were going to do flyovers with new technology
I'm worried we might not have any at a functional scale. We seem to be investing in spying on our own citizens instead.

>>507453102
LMAO Russia can't win against a country it dwarfs in every category and has taken little to no ground but 2 more weeks right Ivan? Remember 1 million dead plus and counting Russians are a fucking joke their military is seen as incompetent and weak with their tanks being dominated by the Bradley please fuck off and never compare Russia to any country ever again...

Also inb4 hurr durr Afghanistan we legit took the entire country over in a month go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>507448752 (OP)
How many threads are you gonna make about the parade, mountain kike?

>>507453725
This salt mine will be exploited until the deposits are exhausted, and trust me there is so much footage it will last for years

>>507449093
They seethe because its true.

>>507448752 (OP)
Who cares?

>>507449610
next time tell don to take his time. a half ass job is worse than not doing at all

>>507449093
One US marine's wife will be wiping a platoon of Jody's cumoff her face while he's dying in Iran

>>507448752 (OP)
>parade
>>507449023
>parade, Japan

>>507453558
Have the Houthis found out why USA doesn't have free healthcare yet?

>>507456360
>>parade, Japan
The only functional part of American education system are the school shootings

>>507448752 (OP)
>TFW he still doesn't get it

Have fun defending Europe, Israel or whatever the fuck else the elites tell you to die for, because we literally can't anymore. You ungrateful, euroswine.

>>507457371

>>507449093
By letting loose a noxious shart?

>>507449093
YAAASSSS
SLAAY KWEEEENNN

>>507448752 (OP)
look weak when you are strong

>>507449093
In a DNA test contest to prove who has more non-white genes

>>507449093
If you dropped one of those lard asses on them

>>507453558
thank god i've read the post twice, for a second i thought you were talking about Korea... or Vietnam... or Irak... or Afghanistan... or the Houtis... or LA...

>>507451297
>>507448752 (OP)
Why do US zogbots walk like they have a weeks worth of turds holed up in their ass and they are trying to find a toilet ASAP without looking like they are gonna explode? Look at the way they walk in the webm. I cannot imagine a weaker looking stride.

>>507451297
USA has a concept of an army.

>>507448752 (OP)
the military didnt want to have trump's gay parade so they made it look like shit to embarrass him