Americans are just built different

They are walking towards the burger stand. Nice parade you have there you dumb mutts LMAO

tsk

pathetic

how could the Americans allow this parade to go on if they knew it was going to be like that?
these clips don't even include the worst shit:
>the AI instrumental covers of rock songs
>announcers literally doing ads during the parade, broadcast at the parade and on TV and online
actual example:
>"We'd like to thank today's sponsor, Palantir"
(really)

National Humiliation Ritual Day

>>507452789 (OP)
>This ShartMarch(TM) was brought to you by ufc, coinbase and palantir

>no I will NOT explain why this is an own, chud!

>>507452789 (OP)
Why are you laughing at trump's birthday parade.
Maga voted for this by the way

In China, we have specialized honor guards.
These soldiers are professional ceremonial soldiers.
They are responsible for everything from taking part in military parades, raising the flag, to welcoming foreign guests.
Some of them specialize in performing music, which is why you'll see people with musical instruments in parades.
The US obviously doesn't have such soldiers. You just get a bunch of ordinary soldiers who have not had any training in etiquette to participate in a parade.

>>507453171
You really need help with this, son?It's like this:
World:
USA: We're having a military parade on the President's birthday!
World: 'k
USA: Behold ...our parade!
World: mfw

>>507452789 (OP)
mogged by bharat

>>507453384
Nigger the US has an Infantry Regiment for this exact ceremonial thing too ("the old guard")

>>507452789 (OP)
Americans have never done goose stepping.
Marching i. parades =/= goose stepping

>>507453351
this was the army's birthday parade, not trumps

>>507452789 (OP)
China is the strongest military in the world. Mutts just in denial at this point.

>>507453065
at the same there were those massive no king rallies and iran was bombing the piss out of "our greatest ally" israel. feels like a very cinematic end of empire moment.

>>507453459
> 8 people on 1 motorcycle
What's so special about this? This is just normal jeets driving to work

>>507453459
Unironically kino

>>507452921
allat and they lost control over like halve the country to some gangs?

>>507453459
Impressive, very nice

In their defense learning to walk in unison is not tactically important and is more for weak nations that want to appear strong. Ie North Korea, Russia, etc.

>>507452789 (OP)
>>507452921
>>507453162
>>507453459
kneel peasants

>>507454115
I bet if they walked better it would look like they're Nazis and oy vey we can't have that

>>507453556
Lol. Do you believe this yourself?

>>507453459
Ah yes bharat

>>507452789 (OP)
In America we send all our money to Israel.

>>507454233
it was the army's 250th birthday parade

We can sleep walk to victory

>>507452789 (OP)

NEW MUTT JUST DROPPED

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507452789 (OP)

Americans mix with this. I bet she's not even african. Its just some genetic accident produced in america.

hahaha

Nooooooooo, stop being disrespectful to president trumperino!!!!!!
You are all trannies!!!!!

>>507452789 (OP)
We should have gotten the local high school bands and dressed them up, they can at least march at tempo.

>>507452789 (OP)
MIGA!

>>507452789 (OP)
I really can't imagine being a mutt
humiliation after humiliation and they still dare show their bulk on here to do anything other than apologize

>>507452789 (OP)
Get back to work wong.. those iphones aren't gonna assembe themselves!

>>507455624
i dont think that nigga is mexican henrik

>itt foreigners seething
You're not even people.

They atleast didnt show any gay flags at the parade this time.

>>507454767
what race is that?

>>507455691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVByJTVwB0Y&list=RDfVByJTVwB0Y&start_radio=1

>>507454197
That robot thing is quite massive thou, using the scaffolding for scale, its atleast 6-7 meters high.

>>507453459
Whose military is that?

>>507452789 (OP)
Ask yourself, what would it honestly look like if they goose-stepped? That would fuel the "Trump is a Nazi" bs. Armies of republics and democracies don't tend to goose-step in front of their leader...

You personally would probably make a "The US is literally North Korea, Drumpf is a fascist!" if they did. That is why you will never win again. Your dishonesty.

>>507453384
Your lying. We have the old guard and that's how they preformed.

They are our specialized ceremonial unit.

>>507453459
that is ridiculous and silly. it's also a thousand times better than our slopmarch to the shartmart today. (brought to you by Coinbase™, click the link below for more info)

Here is a video from the 1991 victory parade.

Just watch and see how far we have fallen as a nation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY

THE SHART IN MART MARCH KEEEEEEEEEK

AXAXAXXAAXXAXAAXXAXAAXAXAXAXAXXAXXXAXAAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAAXAX TO THINK THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS MAKE FUN OF ANYONE ELSES ARMY HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS AXXAAXXAXAAXAX

>>507456905
Dude your president is a German migrant whos parents fled Germany who bas no guts or understanding of what its like to be an American person

>>507453735
at least south park will have material for a funny episode now

>>507457080
What’s even more funny is that you’ll never do shit

>>507453459
>cornel saar , we have 1000 motorcycles and 5000 soldiers
> make it work lieutenant benchood
> lieutenant benchood:

>>507457179
why would i? i am not interested at all in You, i just love to laugh at You, that is all

Look at how well they marched! It's so unfair they should have won!

>>507457264
Just look at that form, wonder what they’re doing now.

>>507452789 (OP)
Men have a near-monopoly on:
>rape
>incest
>pedophilia
>war
>murder
>arson
>sodomy
>serial killing
>mass shootings
>animal fighting
>torture
It is no wonder men long for war.
The Y chromosome is looking more and more like a form of retardation.

Only idiots long for war.

>>507453459
Ah, the famous Radarjeet.

>>507457264
why are nafo fags coping so fucking hard? if your army cannot even march straight, what do you expect from it? to lose to jungle chinks? oh wait HAHHSAHXAXAXAXAAXXAAXAXXA

>>507453459
The one at :23 rolling on the stick
Gahahahahahahahah

>>507454115
Opposite. To March in unison is a military tradition that originated in Prussia to keep an efficient step in executing battlefield maneuvers. It was kept around to demonstrate a heritage of tactical prowess. Something Americans have never had.
This country is full of hick retards who worship the confederacy as a warrior nation. We have never produced warriors. Not Washington nor Lee were great warriors. They were alright for their time. But they are no Frederick or Gustavus let alone Napoleon.

>>507452789 (OP)
Men have a near-monopoly on:
>rape
>incest
>pedophilia
>war
>murder
>arson
>sodomy
>serial killing
>mass shootings
>animal fighting
>torture
It is no wonder men long for war.
The Y chromosome is looking more and more like a form of retardation.

Only idiots long for war..

>>507452921
>ruled by a woman
yeah it is

>>507453735
kek i am glad i didnt watch this shit i was busy redpilling all my coworkers on how Hitler did nothing wrong.

another victory for those who know this empire is built on lies.

>>507453543
No, goose steps are not required, but they are still supposed to march in sync

>>507452789 (OP)
Individuals vs 'ant hive mind'

China is a professional dictatorship, America has discount temu dictator

>>507457657
Mao was a great dictator, if killing your own people through idiocy counts as greatness.

>>507453735
>at the same there were those massive no king rallies
Yeah but nothing happened there. It was ending months of iraq war protest relevance tier. The day was a big fat nothingburger for both sides. I was hoping some feds or antifaggots would have shown up somewhere to start shit but I guess they're not getting paid to do anything this weekend.

>>507452921
what are those aztec pyramid looking things in the background

>>507452921
At least 90% of the "people" pictured here are actively taking bribes and/or orders from criminal groups.

>>507452789 (OP)
>I CAN’T MARCH

>>507452789 (OP)
>the lead shuffling like he has a limp
this had to be intentionally awful

>>507456585
>>507456721
Most world leaders also don't demand birthday military parades, especially cowards who wormed their way out of the draft.

>>507452789 (OP)
>fentheads doing a hungover retard shuffle
What the hell was zion don thinking? "Lets humiliate the zogbots before we send them to die in the zagros mountains"?

>>507455811
Looks like an asian/black mix

>>507452789 (OP)
Little muttlet freaks

>>507452789 (OP)
>the buttplug march

I don't expect turdworlders to understand the sharty march

>>507453459
It’s so over burgers :(

>>507457871
That's where they sacrifice virgins to La Santa Muerte.

>>507457871
Looks like a sci-fi set. Mexico is going to invade the moon.

>>507452789 (OP)
>250th parade
>cheapest looking yet
>had to beg to crypto marketplace sponsors to make it happen
Pathetic

One American could body slam 20 of those Chinamen before getting tired.

Lets be fair to the Americans here guys.
There's no tradition of military parades with them. So this is basically babbies first military parade
They have no idea what they're doing, it shows.

>>507454197
This story is actually far more interesting and deep than you think it is. First it needs to be said, that this isn't the military of Ghana. What you are looking at are the "inventions" of a cult, and intersection between "entrepreneur" and cult leader. It's entrepreneur in quotations because really the only functional thing he ever did as a "car manufacturer" was buying Chinese cars from Alibaba and dismantling them in Ghana. He also build an attack helicopter

>>507454197
Power rangers?

>>507452789 (OP)
To be fair the chinks operate on a hivemind so walking in sync isn't a huge task, even for hundreds of them.
Burgers however have needed to rely on deploying niggers, beaners and white trash who can't count past four or tell left from right.

>>507457489
No one is scared of an army that spends weeks or months drilling their soldiers to march instead of training them in combat.

>>507459124 is that why Your country joined nato and went on sperging spree how russia will invade in two more weeks? i find it hilarious how finland had PERFECTLY functional army and went on to destroy it because their feminist government said so, really really sad

>>507453065
Oh shit I can't stop laughing every time I think about this top to bottom shitshow of a day for Trump. It's beautiful.

>>507454432
usually you would use your feet to help scramble up

I'll tell you something I know that's really funny and fucked up.
I'm in the army, I wasn't in the DC parade but I know a lot of the guys that were.
You see the shitty "marching" or lack there of entirely was intentional because DOD wanted to show a bunch of thin attractive woman in the parade to entice young men to join.
Most of those young thin girls you see aren't even in the military, they're paid actors. They don't know how to march so the solution was to have everyone else mimic their "marching" so it wouldn't be obvious. A lot of the actors didn't want to "march" that far after rehearsal so that was why you saw so many of them on turrets.
Go watch it again and you'll see.
Don't join no matter what, don't let them draft you either.

>>507452789 (OP)
>LEFT!
>LEFT!
>LEFT RIGHT LEFT!
How hard is that?

>>507459586
hilarious if true

>>507460056
It's hard to focus on the rhythm when you have to squeeze your buttocks to prevent prolapsed anus to fall into one of your trouser legs.

>>507452789 (OP)
Muttbros, I usually try to have your back but... what the actual fuck is this?

>>507453459
Vidya footage. You can tell by the shit volumetric fog clogging up the screen.

>>507455811
Yes

>>507457549
Trump’s physical resemblance to this guy is uncanny. I think Trump is here to right the wrongs and make America great again

>>507452789 (OP)
walk of shame
white people signed up for it when they made a deal with the devil

>>507455811
American i.e. 20% white, 30% black, 40% mexican, 10% hamburger meat.

>>507452789 (OP)
Fucking Germans! Sir being able to march in precision is ancient military tech, we got drones now, we don’t have to walk in perfect lock step to prove to you we can murder you anywhere you go anywhere you are. The absolute state of Germany that you’re still stuck on some kind of 500 year old shit. It’s really not a surprise how you guys just took the Nord2 shit, in America we make fun of the French for being surrender monkey’s, but damn man the thing that happened to you guys is so shameful we don’t even want to joke about it.

>>507452921
Not even the best Latin country on parades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pF637fSzv4

>>507452789 (OP)
American military has fallen into the inclusion trap. Also, these are army, so they never learned to march.

>>507459586
this sounds like bullshit but I believe it

>>507461553
that's what i call music

>>507452789 (OP)
Poor quality people make poor quality parades

>>507457549
can you give me a better source for that comment

>>507454197
These people have the minds of children.

>>507453459
NOTHING evades his sight

>>507458626
this has to be a joke right ?

>>507452789 (OP)
amerimutts really outdone themselves whit this one, i can't even joke about it, its just fucking sad and depressing

>>507454480
And it was Trumps 80th. You can't get away from that fact.

>>507452789 (OP)
what the actual fuck
I didn't tune in to it since I didn't think it would be worth watching, but was it actually this bad?
This isn't some amateur militia of rednecks or some shit right, this is the fucking united states armed forces?
what the fuck is that discipline, how is it so bad?

>>507452921
>Ruled over by an actual Jew

>>507452789 (OP)
This can't be real they are actually walking like they shit their pants Trump must've fed them mcdonalds before the march

>>507452789 (OP)
I just Fucking realized, This is how the Burdenmaxxer pepes walk KEK

>>507452921
Yes. Pathetic to have such warriors ruled by a woman. This is a judgment from God.

>>507462240
Bunch of fucking fake Americans in here. There’s a reason we don’t do the NK military parades, and it’s not because we can’t, it’s because they are pointless, prove nothing, and honestly we have nothing to prove. Trump’s an oldy old boomer suffering from memba berries simple as that. Plenty of shit to hate on around here kid, quit being so dumb as to let some foreigners tell you what it’s supposed to be lol.

>>507452789 (OP)
americans haven't really done organized roman legion shit ever, not even during the american revolution
despite superpower status our military has always been guerrilla fighters at heart, since the beginning
fitting for the army's birthday when they fought redcoats who marched like the bugs on the right

>>507462616
>This is a judgment from God.

>>507455126
No it's MAGA - Make Amerimutts Golems Again

>>507453065
the song was fortunate son out of all, which is an anti war song criticizing class inequality lmao. either they're stupid and ignorant as shit or its a subtle protest

>>507462680
>Bunch of fucking fake Americans in here.
You just don't want to admit anything bad every happens to "your side" lol.

>>507457110
Write English correctly you stupid monkey.

>>507452789 (OP)
>PLA officer's personal cum dumpsters
>useful in war

>>507462701
This is what an actual American sounds like when you talk to them.

>>507453065
Terrible for the system, based and good for dissidents. Also, every day is national humiliation day in leafland, saar.

>>507462840
Your flag is supposed to mean we’re on the same side bonehead. You don’t know me and have no idea what I’ll admit to, but it’ll be a cold day in hell before some foreigner tells me what that’s supposed be. The fact that this is what you call “bad” about what’s happening to “my” side says a lot more about what a loser mentality you have than anything I need to fix in my thinking.

>>507459586
This sounds very jewish so I will believe it

>>507459586
A weaponized anecdote, crafted to fracture faith, not to reveal truth.

>>507454197
>>507458827
A cross between power rangers and ninja turtles

>>507453065
IKR Americattle is so Adbrained it's unreal.
>"the military is bought and paid for byyyyyy the jooooos"
KEK

>>507457871
It's their military academy. I've always thought it looked cool as fuck

>>507452789 (OP)
Videogames are marketted by providing inept parasocialites with access, prompting an anger response in potential buyers, who then rage-buy the game to "do it better/how it's supposed to be done".
This is not to say that mutts aren't a dysgenic, inept people ... but the marketeers in the service of banksters genuinely believe their target audience to be thoroughly domesticated cattle, so they'll invetiably deploy tried and tested methods (proving themselves to be unable to read the writing on the wall).

>>507452921
>ppplease respext mexico as an actual country

>>507453459
A literal circus.

>>507452921

>>507453459
>no trains
utterly disappointed

What kind of lifeless clown watches military parades?

>>507463724
Still not as embarrassing as being America’s hat. Ask any Canuk and they’ll love to tell you about that time they took the whitehouse but where are they now, over crowing about there getting their F-35’s a couple years ago. Talk about the ultimate display of American power, make and sell a shit jet in peace time and then have everyone else eat up your bullshit, snake oil sales writ large lol.

>>507454197
A literal comic convention.

>>507453406
Do people sincerely not know what Flag Day is...?

What if America is pretending to be retarded ?

>>507458626
So he's like Elon Musk, except he's a stupid wog and his scams are less elaborate?

>>507452789 (OP)
chinks are a clownshow dude
when was the last time they had a military operation?
oh right
fucking never
try for taiwan chang. just do it you slant cowards. well see how it rly stacks up

>>507453459
BHARAT... I KNEEL

>>507464129
this our military is a joke it to stop a coup from happening before the genocide of white canadians is complete.

>>507464231
> kneel
You mean squat, sarr

>>507452921
Wait so mexico has army and just voluntarily cedes large amounts of control to the cartels. Kek. I thought your army disbanded after the Mexican American war. Has the army even been in combat since then? Did you beat on the squatamalens a couple times or something?

>>507464122
potential recruits from kids into /k/tism
thats pretty much who its for
personally i thought all the old vintage stuff was neat bit of history

desu i rly think the don just wanted a parade for his b-day. recruitment is already way up regardless now that they b& troons

>>507452921
Very fancy setup for a bunch of folks that bend over and let cartels run the show.

>>507464507
But sir... Those are the cartels...

>>507462723

Isaiah 3:11Woe unto the wicked! it shall be ill with him: for the reward of his hands shall be given him.
12As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

>>507457871
I think it's where they filmed Total Recall

>>507464122
The older I get the more kino parades get. I sit there drink beer, marvel at how our ancestors used such machinery pike old tractors and then the kids all getting candy

>>507464272
>our military is a joke it to stop a coup from happening
you guys got that tho. just do it.
i used to play hockey against you fags. not all of you are genderless blobs.
just take over the govt buildings and the pussies in power will prolly just fuck off to wherever they have dual-citizenship to. its not like theyre particularly committed to really much of anything, not even their own proclaimed ideologies

>>507452789 (OP)
Comparing American military nerds (tank mechanics, engineers, etc.) with foreign infantry. Yeah I was unimpressed too but later they had the infantry and they looked sharp enough, although we don't goose step.

>>507452789 (OP)
Legit embarrassed for you America, Presidents birthday, sponsored by Coinbase.

>>507464720
here

>>507464904

>>507456585
So what the fuck was the point of that bullshit humiliation ritual then?
It would have been much better to have a military marching band and some impressive vehicles, but what they got was apparently very representative of the reality.

>>507457504
lol why do chinks think it's the 1800's? No one marches in battle lines anymore.

>>507464758
yea exactly
thats what its for

>>507464773
the type of parade is indicative of how jingoistic the govt is
sure, the authoritarian-chic LOOKS cool
youre not gonna like where its going after the parades done tho

lol and then you have china, where its quite literally just posturing and they continue to do actual fucking nothing forever. i think the most direct military thing theyve done at all is help prop up the myanmar junta. and thats not even official
its asiatics and face. nothing new under the sun

>>507464831
lol you have a fucking king.

all they do is train for marches, the US is actually useful fight, that is the difference

>>507452789 (OP)
Hey, let's have a German military parade.... Oh... Too soon?

>>507452789 (OP)
Why are they parading in camo gear? rofl

What a bunch of fucking tramps.

>>507452789 (OP)
>left: fluoride in the tapwater
>right: no fluoride in the tapwater

>>507464831
That's more like it!

>>507464953
he just wanted a parade
it was his bday

>>507465222
thats actually an advantage tho
king can literally eject the whole govt at once. insanely powerful, and rn, potentially quite useful.
if brits had a non-muslim for king rn, their cunt could be literally saved with the signing of a single piece of paper

>>507465274
Last time Germany had military parades you guys sperged out and bombed all of europe.

>>507453459
the mini model rocket sent my sides into orbit

>>507453384
that WAS our honor guard

>>507465222
>lol you have a fucking king.
Yeah, and that's a good thing.

>>507457264
Your shithole lost to bolsheviks, and then you backstabbed the only people who helped you, only to get cucked by bolsheviks again.
Finns are literal scum. Never won a war.

>>507452789 (OP)
>no troon flag

Where's the diversity?!

>>507464272
By all accounts you guys are way more infested with the China problem than us. So many people don’t seem to realize the basic fact that any country can observe what Israel is doing and then inact their own version of the same thing. It’s David and Goliath, and America is the modern day Goliath, pure power projection has the same inherent flaws as it always had.

>>507458626

>>507464953
Basically a big wankfest for our dear President For Life.

>>507464387
You should go read some shit before you comment. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

>>507455811
All of them

>>507464831
Fuck off wanker, I remember your shitty all Air Force fly over from your Kings coronation a few years ago. Managed to get your whole fleet up for that one, probably needed Pfizer approved Viagra for that one lol!

>>507466061
Why would I look up mexican history? 200 years of seething about America and like half a dozen times the government collapsed.

>>507464050
Soulless kike.

>>507466288
I am usually not with the brits due to the only good memory being El Alamein but they fucking mog you in parades and overall discipline. This is what happens when you are a vassal state to Israel. Sorry man.

>>507452789 (OP)
Marching in sync doesn't mean anything it means you wasted time on choreography and nice camera angles in either case you could set a bomb and paint the town red

Military parades are RETARDED a perfect thing to wipe everyone

>>507466328
It’ll stop you from asking questions that clearly demonstrate how low your IQ actually is.

>>507453701
How is women marching in sync sync at all affect any sort of military combat level readiness? I know you guys have never been to war and or studied war but this is just like a pathetic thing to say. I get it that it really wasn't that impressive to see them not March in sync. But I don't really think the Chinese share your doctrine for war as somebody who studies war. But anyway have a good time in this fucking stupid thread

>>507455811
american

>>507466485
lol what is this “mog” you speak of? We literally own Britain and all the other 5 eyes fucks. It’s bad enough that I don’t feel like my government doesn’t do what I want, I can only imagine the cuckening if I was British, Australian, Japanese, New Zelander, and a couple dozen other European, middle eastern, and African nations. Your country does what we want, just cuz we’re doing what Israel wants doesn’t change the fact that you’re doing it because of us.

>>507452789 (OP)
My sides. kek.

>>507465222
Yes? And?

>>507466288
And I bet it didn't look as embarrassing as what we witnessed last night.
>probably needed Pfizer approved Viagra
Nah we're allowed to buy things that aren't brand names over her mate.

>>507467171
How many do they allow you to buy at a time?

>>507467171
Hold on let me send you a picture of the thousand Ibuprofen I have in my bathroom cabinet right now. Anyway, where did you guys get all those planes anyway, how many times in the last 50 has Britain had to admit they don’t have enough forces to complete an engagement? I mean yeah Iraq and Afghanistan did go exactly as they thought, but at least we weren’t involved in the falklands, imagine fucking up that bad in South America of all places.

Tfw sponsored by Palantir

>>507455811
El despacito de la americas

>>507452789 (OP)
30 years ago I'd say it's because we're focused on fighting, now it's just a jobs program for trannies

>>507467481
>How many do they allow you to buy at a time?
I wouldn't know, I don't need erectile dysfunction pills anon.
>>507467853
>Hold on let me send you a picture of the thousand Ibuprofen I have in my bathroom cabinet right now.
... why? Why the fuck would I care you have a 1000 pack of ibuprofen in your cabinet? What sort of advanced coping stage are you even on here?

>>507453459
>mfw the visible stink lines in the air

>>507452789 (OP)
>walk silly and carry a big stick

>>507454432
That is so pathetic. I could go over with 16yo. I used to do those things all the time.

>>507453384
The us army has plenty of military bands. They even have their own drill team that performs at events. Why didn't they use them for this? >>507459124
There is literally a thing called battle drill. How are you going to perform battle drill in combat under fire if you can't even do basic drill like marching correctly you retard. Even the guards with the silly hats at buckingham palace are still a combat unit. So you can do drill and be good fighting.

>>507456585
You guys are idiots. USA traditionally does not do fancy steps in parades. They just walk. It has always been like that. The kind of march depends on tradition.

>>507454197
>>507453459
Who would win?

>>507453459
I’ve seen this at a gypsy circus once. Very amusing. I laughed a lot at their silly antics. I’m sure the circus smelled better though,

>>507452789 (OP) I bet americans are hiding their power level for obvious reasons.

>>507460721
BEHOLD THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

>>507468981
Only one?

>>507452789 (OP)
You can compare mutt boys with chink girls. It's like apples to oranges.

>>507457080
Basierter Emma Elingsen Apex Trap Geniesser

>>507468981
that pic is not the own you think it is.
US logistics are unmatched by another other military in the world.

>>507469120
Do you even realize the output capacity of these things?? 6,000,000 Whoppers can be flame grilled in a mere 2 weeks!

>>507452789 (OP)
Imagine getting arrested by an army of waifus

>>507469372
It was posted unironically my bong fren. The burgers will flow freely across all lands. American democracy is coming for all, regardless of consent.

>>507468419
I dunno you’re the one that brought up some stupid shit about access to generic pills and tried to make it about that since you couldn’t possibly say anything useful about the point I was making. I’m just over here entertaining your bullshit, you don’t have to buy name brand Viagra, I can buy a shit ton of pills OTC that you can’t. This is your pissing contest I have no idea who should be considered the winner here.

So back to the planes and what not, where’d ya’ll get them from? The sun used to never set on the British Empire because of your Royal Navy and now they’re JROTC, wut happened M8?

>>507457871
Is where they launch the Death Star to destroy the Rebels

>>507469547
Yeah but I thought the USA army main goal was to deploy McDonald's and Burger Kings all over the target country or region to free them.

>>507455811
>>507454767

That's a nigjew

>>507469372
The BK is just a flex, we Americans love that kind of shit, pure power projection.

>>507452789 (OP)
>Men versus girls

You're right.

>>507452921
>loses to the

mogged by China yet again. At least your tried orange man!

>>507454233
So next year when America turns 250 years old and Trump does some big giant celebration like any President should are you going to also claim those for his birthday?

>>507452921
>>507452921
>>507452921
>> C UCKS TO CARTELS
>> P-P-PWEASE RESPECT US

AMERICA & MEXICO HAVE EMBARRASSING FORCES X'D

THE CARTELS
& MILITIAS
ARE SCARIER THAN YOU ALL.

>>507452789 (OP)
>If we march then they will call us fascists

>>507470791
muttcope is something else

>>507453459
>Monday to Sunday it's the Microsoft tech support
>on rare occasions it's helicopter man on parade
>send that video to white woman so she will show bobs and vegana

>>507462995
It being good for the dissidents isn't great when you remember that those dissidents would only be able to come to power in any meaningful way by either creating a power vacuum, or waiting for one to present itself on it's own to take advantage of. A power vacuum that other, far less "based" powers would have both the incentive and means to take advantage of first towards far worse ends either through outright physical force, or more llikely gutting an already present movement, turning it into a puppet movement, and then backing it. Things are shit right now, but when whatever we have now does inevitably fall to shit completely and get replaced by something i'm not very hopeful it will be better. Never been the biggest fan of seppos but this shit was upsetting to watch desu.

>>507452789 (OP)
Americans truly are pathetic, fat, dumb, and weird.

>>507466061
You’re such a faggot beaner it’s unreal. Go on, explain why mexicos “army” lost control to the cartel

>>507452921
Wtf why does she have a red sims diamond above her head? Does she need to shit?

>>507453459
Imagine getting mogged but India out of all places.

>>507465222
Hating monarchy is jewish behavior

>>507465222
KING BAD
TRUMP GUD

>>507465912

>>507452789 (OP)
To be fair burgers adopted a walking march because they weren't supposed to be a pompous imperial power like the european states they fled from

Those dudes are probably not even field military. The real ones are already in operation in tel aviv right now.

>>507454197
>ywn live in the spacenigger timeline

>>507452789 (OP)
>Americans are just built different
indeed

>>507470343

imagine your commanding officer telling you you have to wear a butt plug while you march. its no wonder these people kill themselves at rates rivaling trannies.

>>507472806
If this was representative of reality the US wouldn't be shitting itself over China all the time.

>>507473375
It isn't shitting itself. The US has been ready to attack China for 50 years. If the US didn't have a "rival" to dump money into "defending" against, it would collapse.

>>507452789 (OP)
>Trained to fight vs trained to look nice in parades

>>507452789 (OP)
THEY ARE NOT EVEN MARCHING HOLY SHIT

>>507452789 (OP)
Americans don't t do goosestepping. Thats commie garbage.

>>507452848
holy shit the bug women are so sexy doing their march!!!

>>507474099
If the US wanted to attack China that's beyond hypocritical. I hate boomers so much.
>Spend 40 years moving industry and 'developing' China to get more profit from cheap labor
>Start freaking out because they sent their jobs overseas
>Government suddenly starts printing money on them and dumping it into the private sector
>They blame the chinks instead of the private companies that scammed them.
When will the boomers just fucking die already?

>>507454221
That's been MIGA cope. Considering the general anesthetic of a military parade, they're thinking Zion Don may have deliberately downplayed the goose stepping. I could see that but it doesn't change the fact that these retards haven't marched since boot.

Chinese train attendants are better at marching than US soldiers
https://x.com/TripInChina/status/1934131381069815872

>>507452789 (OP)
>outdone by fucking WOMEN
How will the jewnited states recover?

REAL
WEIMERIMUTT
HOURS

>>507457551
low effort. they werent even wearing parade dress uniforms. fucking low effort, i wear classier sets of BDU going go the grocery store.

>>507461950
Not the OP but the "we fought the wrong enemy" bit comes from his diary. Its been a while so I'm not sure how accurate the rest is but the wrong enemy bit is 100% accurate. The diary is publicly available online if you want to take a look. Generally called the Patton Papers I think.

>>507453065
>"We'd like to thank today's sponsor, Palantir"
Please, tell me this isn't real

>>507453459
PajeetGODS, i kneel

>>507466639
the chinese have built their systems from the ground up using stolen technology in some cases but innovating in many others. take the F35, the big deal about it is it can network. ok all of chinese weapons systems are designed to network seemlessly. the chinese do not have a boondoggle problem either, they will kill executives they catch stealing government funds, in the US that is not the case. we encourage it by not ever punishing and instead handing out more contracts. the chinese navy is fast approaching parity with the US and its a new navy, its not 60 years old for the most part and designed to fight ww2. they have special designed aircraft carrier killing destoryers with hypersonic anti ship missiles. they have drone carriers. how many drone carriers does the US navy have in service? without manufacturing, the US military is severely handicapped. we dont build anything, and what we do build is jeet engineered and spic assembled. china is building 6th generation drone fighters, we built a shitwagon boondoggle mobile to sell our allies.

>>507453459
>Pajeets
>Australians

>>507466639
Mixed race means no military at all. Americans are a bunch of rootless, raceless idealists while others have something to unify them and to fight for; Something beyond muh idealism and captial lust.

Most everyone in the mutt military os there for job or financial opportunities

>>507452921
I wish this was real.

>>507476228
On that note, what more can one expect when you have a volunteer military that incentivizes recruitment with money and other bait? These are not soldiers, they are opportunists and average joes off the street.

>>507458305
Multiracialism and judao capitalism are disgusting aren't they?

There is literally no point in a mixed race military.

>>507454432
nice camo tho. I like that pattern

>>507454767

>>507452789 (OP)
Kek
Where is the fat sheboon tho?

>>507452921
you have no one to laugh at faggot, every other country does, except you, what does that say about your shit hole? you are literally bowing down to a woman, thats even more pathetic. bunch of drunk driving, cousin diddling faggots.

>>507452848
>>507452789 (OP)
>>507452921
It's our support of israel purposefully on display. WTF are you on about, /pol/? Pick a fucking lane

>>507452789 (OP)
It just doesn't work
To have a kino military parade you need to be an empire or an authoritarian state
America is neither, this is just some dudes walking down main street lmao

>>507453384
That's not an excuse, plenty of countries do military parades with normal soldiers from all the different branches, not specialized parade ones, and they perform just fine.
They don't even have to march extremely flawlessly precise like your guy but at least be in fucking sync with foot placement, that's the bare minimum.

>>507453384
Despite odd rumors to the contrary the Guards and the Household Cavalry, Blues & Royals etc are all fighting units. The parade drill is just something else they do that they take pride in.

Even people like the Paras, who pretend they aren't interested, would never let themselves down like the US army did yesterday.

>>507455811
American

>>507452921
Minus the (jewish) woman, this looks kino

>>507452789 (OP)
>seething