https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/08/disturbing-rise-men-gimp-suits-terrifying-women-across-uk-20604910/
A ban on masks and wriggling hasn’t stopped gimps from terrorising the British public.
The gimp men lurking in the dark first came to attention when a figure in a black bodysuit and face covering appeared on country lanes in Somerset in 2019.
He pounced from the shadows, grunting with heavy breath, sparking fear with his red eyes, stitched mouth and a stench that lingered.
One woman said: ‘I thought [it] was a badger.
‘As I got closer I could see it wasn’t, but in fact a man with a mask on, who was crawling and writhing on the ground.
‘His mask had two white crosses on his eyes and he was in all black.
‘I have honestly never been so frightened in my entire life and drove away so fast.’
For years the ‘Somerset Gimp’ unleashed a wave of anxiety that left people travelling in packs, terrified of being chased by the latex-clad man prowling villages near Claverham and Yatton.
It's thought to be a new incel tactic meant to scare women.
One of his victims, Lucy Lodge, said: ‘My first thought was it could be a possible abduction and the person was trying to get me out of my car.
‘It was terrifying although I had only seen them for a few seconds.’
She added: ‘I didn’t sleep more than three hours that night.’
It seemed this reign of terror was finally over after a man was arrested minutes after one last midnight sighting in May 2023.
Joshua Hunt, a gardener, was linked to 25 incidents committed by the so-called ‘Somerset Gimp’.
The 32-year-old was handed a sexual risk order banning him from ‘crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground’ in a full black bodysuit or mask in public for five years.
It also bans him from wearing or possessing the clothing, and places him on the sex offenders’ register for the duration.
But it seems Hunt was not the only gimp on the loose.
Two of Hunt’s victims feared he was just a copycat and the ‘real Somerset Gimp’ may still be at large.
Given sightings elsewhere in the country – from a gimp watching Shakespeare to a man exposing himself to girls – they may have reason to be afraid.
>>507459861 (OP)I´d crack open a cold one with him.
>>507459861 (OP)What is it about men that strikes such fear in women?
>>507459978STOP laughing, it isn't funny, this is a hate crime.
this'll become a part of British folklore, in a couple hundred years old grandads sitting in their armchairs will tell their grandchildren the tale of the Somerset Gimp
>>507461277Stop trying to be funny poo
>>507459861 (OP)femanon here, if any INCEL loser tried that shit on me i would literally kill him
>>507459861 (OP)when did rapist get replaced with incel? can't we assume that rapists rape because they're not having sex? anglo political messaging is super bizarre.
>>507459978>crack open a cold oneA fellow necrophilia enjoyer in the wild. Based.
>>507459861 (OP)springheel jack is back and he's ready to party
>>507459928>>507459861 (OP)I don’t believe anything the Brotish media says. They are a fag tranny nation of liars and they worship israel.
>>507461482>I will MURDER youtube pranksters!I wish women like you would say this openly so people knew you were mentally ill right away.
>>507459861 (OP)Spring-heeled Jack pilled
>>507463010fuck off faggot
death to gaytube pranksters
>>507459861 (OP)Does this explain the Spring-heeled Jack sightings back in the 1800s? Incel bongs have probably been pranking like this since before the industrial revolution.
>>507459861 (OP)Hilarious. What a legend.
Not all heroes wear capes.
>>507461417Shut the fuck up memeflag, you have no right to try and correct others
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>>507462122> when did rapist get replaced with incel? can't we assume that rapists rape because they're not having sex? anglo political messaging is super bizarreThe Left turned "virgin" into "incel"
From purity to terrorism risk with one swift oxymoron slur.
>>507463221you're ugly nobody would want to do this to you anyways
>>507461275Imagine the capeshit 200 years from now, combining cryptids and urban legends:
SANDOWN CLOWN VS. SOMERSET GIMP
(Spoken in English, with Urdu subtitles, ofc.)
>>507459861 (OP)> pounce from the shadows> grunting with heavy breath> staring at you with creepy, fake red eyes> and a stitched mouth> stinking like shitWhy are these women such bigots, don't they understand that possibly this is simply this man's culture?
A little more tolerance, please, Karen!!
>>507459928>Somerset Gimp>The 32-year-old was handed a sexual risk order banning him from ‘crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground’ in a full black bodysuit or mask in public for five years.Thank you, anon. I haven't kek'd like this for quite a while.
>>507463221Please say this in public to people and encourage other women with similar dispositions to do so as well
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>>507464848> I live near that chapAre you going to keep the legend going?
Please say yes.
He wriggled, got up and got in to his brand new Aston Martin. The w*man that was recording sucked his penis that night thanks to his wealth. The end.
>>507459861 (OP)The article is over a year old
>grunting with heavy breath, sparking fear with his red eyes, stitched mouth and a stench that lingered.That's pretty funny though, sounds like the kind of thing gpt 3 would have written in one of its horrible poems or songs
What the fuck would the crime even be?
Being a weirdo? What a shithole
>>507465599It’s openly illegal in britain to glance at women abon.
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Pretty sure this same image was posted on /pol/ a few times, I wonder if it was the actual gimp posting it to get reactions.
>>507461417Pajeet did ok, today. I will double flush my next shit in his honour
Here's some Grok sloppa
Ballad of the Gimp Man
In Somerset’s dark country lanes, where moonlight dares not dwell,
A shadow slinks in silence, born of whispers straight from hell.
Clad in black, a bodysuit, his face a stitched-up fright,
The Gimp Man crawls through twilight, sowing terror in the night.
Oh, Gimp Man, dread you weave and spin,
Red eyes burning, fear creeps through the skin.
Writhing low with a stench that won’t decay,
You haunt the lanes where courage slips away.
He bursts from shadowed hedgerows, with a grunt that shakes the soul,
His crawling, writhing body twists like nightmares taking hold.
A lingering stench of horror clings where he has slithered by,
Each breath a foul reminder of the fear that won’t subside.
Oh, Gimp Man, dread you weave and spin,
Red eyes burning, fear creeps through the skin.
Writhing low with a stench that won’t decay,
You haunt the lanes where courage slips away.
What drives your wretched crawling, through the dark with heavy breath?
Is it madness, pain, or hunger that defies the grip of death?
The stench you leave behind you chokes the hearts of those who flee,
A specter sewn in shadows, you’re the fear they’ll always see.
He writhes upon the cold earth, like a beast that knows no rest,
His mask a grotesque terror, putting bravery to the test.
The lanes now hum with stories of the stench that stains the air,
Of Gimp Man’s creeping horror, and the panic sparked by his stare.
Oh, Gimp Man, dread you weave and spin,
Red eyes burning, fear creeps through the skin.
Writhing low with a stench that won’t decay,
You haunt the lanes where courage slips away.
So sing the tale of Gimp Man, where the night and terror blend,
A crawling, reeking phantom with a fear that knows no end.
In Somerset’s deep darkness, where the brave refuse to roam,
The Gimp Man’s stench and writhing claim the shadows as his home.