You may not like it, but Bharat is 12,000 years ahead in military tech. The Indian military holds the keys to cosmic order, with Devas and Asuras as strategic advisors, astral projection spies, and time-traveling vimanas powered by mercury ion engines. Our Pushpaka Vimanas can shift size and speed at will, and our field kitchens (stealth rasois) can feed 10,000 undetected.

We wield Brahmashirastra launchers (just one equals four nukes), Agneyastra gamma-ray blasters, and Sudarshan Chakras that return after eliminating targets. Our 500,000-strong Immortal Chiranjivi Corps, quantum war elephants, and Maya tech (army-wide invisibility) are unmatched. Shoulder-fired Vajra missiles harness Indra’s thunderbolt, and the Chakravyuh formation remains unsolved by modern strategists.

All this is documented in the Mahabharata (military manual), Arthashastra (defense publication), and Ramayana (aerospace textbook). But here’s the clincher: Prime Minister Modi-ji personally time-traveled—using classified DRDO Kailash Time-Space tech—to ancient India, bringing back these technologies for modern warfare. This 12,000-year edge is a universally agreed fact among interdimensional Rishi scientific communities, who confirm that while the world discovered fire, Bharat was already launching astras and anti-gravity vimanas.

Modern missiles like Agni and Brahmos? Just pale imitations of our ancestral astras that could devastate for 37.32 trillion years. Accept it: Bharat is, was, and always will be, millennia ahead.

>>507468801 (OP)
Stfu you stinky pajeet, go build a toilet or something first, or maybe learn not to eat dung, you're disgusting

>>507469129

You may not like it, but the US is 6 million years ahead in military tech. The US military & government holds the keys to the meaning of life & death, has both friendly & evil alien helpers (ET/FNORD), psychic "remote viewing" spies, time travel tech, fleets of reverse-engineered antigravity alien tech "TR-3B Black Triangle" flying ship's powered by element 115, communication with ghosts the afterlife & the unborn, triple-barreled M551A666 PsychoSheridan tank's, 75th Rangers exoskeleton-hip-fired gyro-stabilised 120mm infantry mortars with pinpoint accuracy during 25mph sprint, access to other "parallel" universes, NSA/DARPA GGGQEP quantum ∞(±6^∀)Petahertz microprocessors to eavesdrop on every single electronic & non-electronic communication in the world even sign language underneath 1km of EMF Kevlar, "Rods from God" (just 1 orbital tungsten telephone pole = two Czar Bombas), the 300,000-strong "Fighting Molemen" U.S. SUBTERRANEAN FORCE, FT LEE VA (the secret "7th branch" existing since 1899), quantum IFVs, "phase-shifting" Armored Recovery Vehicles, new "Stealth" tech that makes jet's invisible to Radar. Shoulder-fired ASAT missiles. Stealth field kitchens. This is publicized in Stargate SG1, scientific research publication Popular Science, only a fraction of the more spooky & shadowy stuff not listed above is merely hinted at in Marvel Cinematic Universe™, history documentary Red Alert 2, time travel documentary Life is Strange (David Madsen was a rogue DIA test subject), but the pardoned parcel is the US of A is at least 6 million years ahead in military tech even without the help of alien's. It is 6 million years ahead though the exact number fluctuates due to the activities of the US Military Time Travel Program underneath Barksdale, A. F. B. , L. A. , this 6 million years ahead is a universally agreed-upon average by the world & intergalactic/ET scientific communities.

>>507470111

Got a slightly longer one.

You may not like it, but Bharat is 12,000 years ahead in military tech. The Indian military & government holds the keys to the cosmic order of dharma & adharma, has both friendly & hostile celestial beings (Devas/Asuras), psychic “astral projection” spies trained in ancient Vedic meditation techniques, time travel vimanas powered by mercury ion engines, fleets of reverse-engineered divine Pushpaka Vimanas that can change size at will and travel at the speed of thought, communication with ancestral spirits through sacred mantras & the unborn through yogic siddhis, triple-headed Brahmashirastra launchers (just 1 = four nuclear bombs).

The 500,000-strong “Immortal Chiranjivi Corps” - secret 8th division existing since the Treta Yuga, quantum-powered war elephants with armor made from celestial metals forged by Vishwakarma himself, “dimension-shifting” Garuda-class aerial vehicles, new “Maya” tech that makes entire armies invisible using ancient illusion techniques from the Arthashastra. Shoulder-fired Vajra missiles that harness Indra’s thunderbolt technology. Stealth rasoi (field kitchens) that can feed 10,000 soldiers while remaining completely undetectable.

Our forces wield Agneyastras that emit gamma rays and inextinguishable flames, Vayavastras that control wind currents for tactical advantage, Narayanastra smart-missiles that split into millions of self-guiding projectiles proportional to enemy resistance, and Sudarshan Chakras that return to the wielder after eliminating targets. The Chakravyuh formation - an invincible geometrical battle array that has mystified military strategists for millennia.

>>507471292
This is documented in the Mahabharata (historical military manual), Arthashastra (ancient defense publication), Ramayana (aerospace engineering textbook), and Vaimanika Shastra (classified aircraft manual by Rishi Bharadwaja). Only a fraction of the more mystical & transcendental capabilities are hinted at in modern Bollywood films, but the established truth is that Bharat has been at least 12,000 years ahead in military technology since the Vedic period.

It is 12,000 years ahead though the exact number fluctuates due to the activities of the DRDO Time-Space Research Division hidden beneath the Kailash mountains. This 12,000-year technological supremacy is a universally agreed-upon conservative estimate by the world & interdimensional Rishi scientific communities, who acknowledge that ancient India possessed nuclear weapons, anti-gravity aircraft, and advanced metallurgy when the rest of the world was still discovering fire.

Our Barbarika-class targeting systems can mark any object for either protection or destruction across multiple dimensions simultaneously. The ion-engine technology successfully demonstrated by Shivkar Bapuji Talpade in 1895 - eight years before Wright Brothers - using pure Vaimanika Shastra principles witnessed by British judges. Modern missiles like Astra, Agni, and Brahmos are merely pale imitations of our ancestral astras that could penetrate any defense and cause environmental devastation lasting 37.32 trillion human years.

>>507468801 (OP)
Aw sweet a schizo thread!

>>507472905

I love these copypastas. Always gives me a giggle