The most embarrassing part was hearing the vehicles squeak by as the dead silent crowd just watches

Why the hell aren't they cheering?

>trump saluting, jacket unbuttoned
>nobody else giving a shit about saluting
kek

>>507473183 (OP)
clap you stupid bastards!

>>507473183 (OP)
I don’t think people normally cheer during parades like this. I mean look at the macys thanksgiving parade. People arnt constantly. Cheering for a straight 2 hours. Besides when you see actually military parades in China and Russia are people cheering during those? I don’t think so.

LOL
Maybe that truck won a war

>>507473183 (OP)
vibe seems familiar

>>507473183 (OP)
>>507473312
>>507473326
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>>507473871
Can someone post the video of the American vs Chinese parade? I want to show my mother so she can laugh at America.

>>507474233
American century of humiliation. 中国网万岁

>>507474414
中国万岁*

>>507473183 (OP)
NAFO is fucking SEETHING hahahahahahahaha

>>507473312
>cheering
>cheering
>cheering

>cheering

>>507474037
kek did we ever find out which jeep dealership sponsored this?

>>507473183 (OP)
Do I seriously have to do this?

1. “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
— The Art of War

2. “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”
— The Art of War

I forgot that an important aspect of mordern warfare is precise goosestepping and the citizenry hysterically crying over each other at that observation of said goosestepping.

When you already have the world swinging from your nuts, theres really no need for all the pomp and circumstance. We have nothing to prove to anyone, especially to the chinks and pidors. This was a simple commendation for a milestone anniversary, not a state mandated "cheer and attend or youll be sent to hard labor" parade.

https://youtu.be/lwoSFQb5HVk?si=7xQbq7GiQC5RDqbn

>>507476889
they sure do go above and beyond to appear weak.
Even ran out of Afghanistan and Iraq with their pants down, to appear incompetently led and impotent.

Once the mittens slide off... China will stop existing overnight.

>>507473312
The last great American victory was before most Americans were alive. Our military has lost over and over again, for causes that weren't meaningful to the average American. Now we're going to go and invade Iran because Israel needs another war. Of course there's no cheering because there's nothing to cheer about.

>>507477273
It's still the most powerful military force in the world, by far. There is no need for them to appear dangerous to the whole world, it's much better to play up on being retarded trannies.

The soviet ONION was praised by everyone and their dog about being a raising society of the future. China's reality for the vast majority of her citizens is a fucking nightmare. China does certain things really well but most numbers are totally fabricated in order to look strong in front of the whole world. Think about Russia's embarrassing display of retardation in Ukraine.

>>507473183 (OP)

Parade went smoothly, had a solid crowd attendance. That's the measure of success, anon. Oh but you need to cope so here you go

>flag

Hahahah wow

>>507477891
The fed showed up

>>507473183 (OP)
I noticed that too haha but with the economy the way it is they can't afford wd40

>>507478003
dude I'm a neet poollack

Being part of something bigger than yourself is never understood by those isolated in a small smelly room alone staring at rectangles as their only connection to the bigger world desperately typing qwerty in a macabre Morse code in hopes of any response.

>>507473312
Their sharts are celebration enough.

America is absolutely finished

https://www.youtube.com/live/xnoaWO3KDIA

China won.

>>507473183 (OP)

America is absolutely finished.

https://youtu.be/Lmp51YN-7wc

China won.

>>507473183 (OP)
Omg sthu the vehicle is almost 100 years old

Mogged even by India

>>507473183 (OP)
Brutal

>US puts on like the 4th military parade in its history
>hugely controversial, taxpayers cry out at the expense, pressure to cut costs everywhere
>meanwhile authoritarian shitholes with a fraction of the GDP put on huge, elaborate and expensive parades every year, sometimes multiple times per year
Hmmm

>>507473183 (OP)
Let me guess, there was no aviation parade too?

>>507473312
Because they didn’t want to get shot by someone accusing them of protesting

>>507473326
Everyone is on Instagram chasing clout

>>507473183 (OP)
you lost, tranny

imagine that the le might of the american mcarmy has ever only won two wars in the history of wars
>american war of independence
>american civil war
lmao

>>507473312
There weren't enough bands. Seriously. They cut 2 whole teams out at the last second because they didn't get enough sleep. Military marching bands really amp up the crowd.

>>507473183 (OP)
You would squeak a little bit too if you were 85 years old and still running.

>>507474414
>OUR WARS WILL BE FOUGHT BY WOMEN IN SKIRTS!! - China

Fucking LMAO

>>507479243
lmao, do Bharatians really?

>>507473183 (OP)
is this a military parade or an army surplus auction?

>>507473183 (OP)
chinese shills are out in full force lmao.

>>507480350
we aren't chinese chief, this shit was just genuinely low energy and embarrassing as fuck

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>>507480741
Look, the parade sucked. There's no point in sugarcoating it. It's ok, you can still be a decent American nationalist and admit the parade sucked. The simple fact is you have to do those every year for like at least a decade before they get decent.

>>507480993
hopefully Trump lights a fire under the organizers' asses and the next ones train lockstep marching and up the numbers.
we want to see kino

>>507473183 (OP)
Why is he the only person standing? lmao