how do they do it?

>>507477017
It's just dialysis sold to gullible rich folks

The rich and powerful get to have blood transfusions and harvested child stem cells and the poor are forced to eat plastic.

>>507477077
100% guaranteed they're removing beneficial chemicals in the body then under the guise of 'toxic chemicals' then

>>507477017
Wake up anon, its just marketing.

>>507476888 (OP)
Donating blood/plasma has the same effect lmao

>>507477344
Wouldnt it be possible to remove microplastics from the bloodstream with a very small micron filter?

>>507477077
Don't you need a soluble substance for dialysis to work?
>>507477557
Blood would also get filtered then.

>>507477017
It's kidney dialysis or blood transfusions.

>>507477017
Recycling

>>507476888 (OP)
wouldn't taking microplastics out of the body just mean releasing more of them to the environment?

>>507476888 (OP)

>marry Katy Perry
>quickly realize her boundless stupidity
>want to die
>sign up for this under the pretense of health while actually looking for a seemless exit from this world and your marriage

>>507477678

We can recycle them into weather proof building materials for decks and chairs that will slowly breakdown, release their contents back into the environment, and wind up back in Orlando's blood and brain.

dumbasses
microplastics are everywhere
in the ceiling, floor, walls, AIR! I kid you not in the air, water, food and even in our cloths.
There's no way to completely avoid plastic
The best thing one can do is to let one's body adapted for such evolution or just die.

>>507477319
Well they're not removing them on purpose, they just don't give a fuck and are selling the equivalent of snake oil. The easiest way to avoid microplastics, and to cut back on how many you have in you, is to try and phase out plastic use in your life. It eventually gets filtered out naturally. Takes a while though.

>>507477628
blood just coagulates when exposed to oxygen though, so if you can have a small enough filter it seems like you could pull it off

>>507477557
And everything else, nigre

>>507477077
Smart take. We'll see how it turns out

>>507477849
I've been trying this mystel by filtering my tap water and using cardboard, glass and metal instead to store food

>>507476888 (OP)
they saw him coming

>>507477628
>blood
blood cells
>>507477888

>>507477678
They pump the excess microplastics into random mexicans standing around outside Lowes.

>>507476888 (OP)
more "for the rich" medical treatments

It's already too late

>>507477557
Silver chads cannot lose

>>507478466
I don't want to look like papa smurf

>>507478466
might need to use this myself