>>507496580 (OP)
Raughing*

>>507496683
fpbp

Fair enough, I laugh at chinks several times a day.

>>507496750
kek, total zogbot humiliation

China already surpassed America military 5 years ago.

>>507496750
Jesus christ thats hilarious

>>507496988
they keep losing to india in every skirmish.

>>507496580 (OP)
Chinks malding as usual.

>>507496580 (OP)
I found it reassuring in all its' casualness. It was distinctly American. It didn't have as much of an authoritarian vibe as you'd expect the communists to bring out. It wasn't about thousands of communists doing acrobatics to present the hammer and sickle. The emphasis was on the men in uniform.

>>507496779
Basic jewish/american coping strategy is to laugh at things you're afraid of.

>>507497534
>hides flag

>>507497198
I'd give it more than 6 hours before the rest of the world sees it, but I do agree that there's a decent chance that it isn't a glitch.

>>507497422
>all its' casualness. It was distinctly American
yeah that's just how the US does parades. I think it looks cooler that way
https://youtu.be/vv4ElNBqXXY?t=2733

>>507497422
>casualness. It was distinctly American.
You mean mediocrity... Why did you even wanted to rule the world? For this? This was the great achievement of manifest destiny? Trans rights, open borders and worldwide pornography?. Fucking lame.

>>507496580 (OP)
Quadcopters are an inherently inefficient design when it comes to power consumption. If this parade was long enough, you wouldn't be able to slowly hover it for the length of the parade. Besides, a drone is part of a soldier's kit, it is his tool/weapon just like any other. I see nothing wrong with him displaying it from his grip.

>>507496580 (OP)
Our mason leaders in the 1800's thinking Americans were the beacon of civilization. No kings, no gods just mankind enthroned... Faggots destroyed the world

>>507498479
>Quadcopters are an inherently inefficient design when it comes to power consumption.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5XxmQ45dYUw

>>507498940
Anon, Latinoamerica is a freemason experiment...

>>507496580 (OP)
China has been laughing for decades now.

>>507496580 (OP)
the whole world is

>>507498479
>$50M military parade but we're cutting corners

>>507499248
What's your point? They gave each drone coordinates in 3d space using a computer and put led lights on them. It's pretty but long were they up there? There's nothing short of improving battery technology to keep quadcopters in the air for longer. They are very power inefficient.

>>507496580 (OP)
Meanwhile in best Korea
https://files.catbox.moe/r4ng0k.mp4

>>507497422
>distinctly American
So mediocre and largely disappointing?

>>507498459
>You mean mediocrity
The music was performed well, there were stunts and rock and roll. Smiling happy soldiers waving to the crowd riding in modern equipment, fireworks. These things are supposed to be happy, fun, and respectful. It's been like this for a long time.

>>507502951
Anon the parade fucking SUCKED. The anemic crowd reflected it too.

>>507502844
The best hospitals, universities, and companies are all located in america. Kill yourself plebian

>>507503280
There were 60 thousand viewers online just on asmongolds one channel, also you lost the popular vote.

>>507504046
>>507504143
Thank you memeflaggot, very cool.

>>507496683
fpbp

>>507497422
Yeah, looking like tards is distinctly american kek

>>507496580 (OP)
>China is laughing
yeah but its china, i mean hahaha pffft! who cares?

>>507496779
Looks nothing alike at all

>>507496750
That explains all the pictures of Trump looking bored and miserable.

>>507498459
Lmao shut the fuck up clown we don't even have a military

>>507497422
>I found it reassuring in all its' casualness. It was distinctly American
you sound like a cuck
what happened to FUCK YEAH! AMERICA!
you guys are so gay now, laaaaaaame

>>507496750
lol

Compare this to China drone shows with flying dragons in the air

>>507497422
This isn't a bad take

Though it still looked a bit sloppy, at least the NASCAR-fyication with Coinbase sponsor was funny

The German nazis were also laughing before we destroyed Germany in World War II.

>>507504259
It isn't about you. This is how these things are done here. The emphasis is on the people in uniform, respect for tradition, and some "America, fuck yeah!" patriotism. And if you don't like it you can get out.

>>507496580 (OP)
this is army chinx!
you will shut up and piss yourself when USMC do the parade instead. They will even parade at your shithole.

>>507504597
Were they?
I think you're just cuck talking.

>>507504366
redditors have memed "Xi is butthurt about being called Pooh" into reality and retards like him fell for it.

>>507504597
That was the Russians and you got your ass kicked by teenagers and old men in second grade gear while the veterans and war machine were at the Eastern Front.

>>507497422
>China projects strength, then builds things for its people
>America projects weakness, then taxes and replaces its people

>>507496580 (OP)
If Western society wasn't gradually crumbling day by day I'd ignore this ching chong propaganda and assume it were just a ploy to make the US military appear weaker than it actually is for some kind of 12D chess shit, but given the obvious, that the US is in a slow downward spiral into hell (as we all are) it seems pretty clear that pants are falling down,

>>507505318
Fuck off, Chink.

>>507506268
Die for Israel, zogbot

>>507504491
maybe if you clean their toilets harder they'll be the big boys you want them to be

>>507496750
hahahahahahahahahaha

>>507504143
>you lost the popular vote
We're all as right wing as it gets and we're hating on and laughing at Trump. He's just that incompetent and that treacherous

>>507497422
Yeah lazy sloppy america

China hasn't been involved in an actual conflict in over 40 years, none of their servicemen have ever seen a warzone, yet the US has been in more or less nonstop wars wince WW2. They laugh about marching because it's all they really have.

>>507506449
maybe they should clean their toilets themselves, that could un-gay them

>>507496580 (OP)
I feel like anyone who is marching in this parade was ordered to be there or just wanted whatever pay they'd get for it. None of them look like they give a shit about this.

>>507504143
>also you lost the popular vote.
Yea because jo Biden was the most popular president in history lol. You're a fuckin moron

>from the country that cannot take over an island 20miles off its doorstep, 1.5% its population size
o i'm laffin

>>507506874
>nonstop wars since WW2
Most of those, especially in the middle east were glorified safaris where no one shot back. As shown by American veterans pissing and shitting themselves in Ukraine because Russians used this scary piece of tech called artillery.
And US was fought into a stalemate by war torn China during the Korean War. If WW2 veterans that had superior technology couldn't best Cina back then what hope do they have to do it now?

It would be even more ridiculous if it was on a cart wheeled in front of the soldier.
Either display them in flight or not at all.

>>507503280
I really enjoyed it. You didn't.
Not a big deal.

>>507505318
China is doing the removing and taxing on Uighers and historically has done the same on its own people - from Mongol, to Manchu, to Han rule

>>507507725
>muh weegers

>>507506874
Yeah but our service men do one tour in a sandbox. Never see any hostiles. Then come back and get on disability.

The fighters that were hardened in the GWOT all aged out. They are old and can’t fight anymore. Those guys are pushing into their 50s.

So neither side is really combat hardened or ready for a full scale war.

>>507496580 (OP)
>MUH CHINA!!!
In 2000 years of recorded history, China hasn't won a single war against a foreign power. NOT A SINGLE ONE LMAO.

>>507504366
>>507504862
>Looks nothing alike at all
Then why is the comparison banned?

>In 2017, Chinese authorities began censoring Winnie the Pooh, including his Chinese name, "Wei Ni Xiong," and related images and animated GIFs on social media platforms. The censorship is a direct response to comparisons made online between Winnie the Pooh and President Xi Jinping. These comparisons, particularly after a photo of Xi and President Obama walking together was posted alongside a picture of Pooh and Tigger, led to the character becoming a symbol of political dissent. The ban extends beyond just social media; Disney's Christopher Robin movie was also denied release in China

>>507497422
it was a bunch of grunts and coinbase + palantir ads very grim stuff like idk the weirdest lamest empire ever

>>507496580 (OP)
Maybe those 500k chink spy college students Zion TACO Don is letting in LEGALLY can teach these ZOGbots how to march properly, kek.
MIGAAAAAAAA

>>507496580 (OP)
6cm

>>507497422
A bunch of mongrels poorly marching to shitty country music sponsored by Burger King -- distinctly American.

This you OP?
https://x.com/politicsusa46/status/1934153595466703175

>>507508267
And if you don't like it you can get out.

>>507497422
I'm happy because of how hard it subverted the libtards' images of goose-stepping stormtroopers on parade for a fascist dictator. It was just regular dudes in uniform walking down the street, the same guys that anybody who's served or has been friends with people that served know make up the military.

>>507509553
Yeah. I liked the historical aspect of it too. It was a birthday parade. Trump swearing in new soldiers was kino.

>>507496580 (OP)
>bugman chink thinks this military parade was made as a display of power and not just celebration
Didn't PLA soldiers starved to death their invasion of Vietnam only a couple miles from their own border?

>>507496580 (OP)
Why would China care about a foreign parade?

>>507496750
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA $50 DOLLAR PARADE BTW

>>507504046
not for long LOL

>>507496750
does pentagon order their meat shields from temu?

> chink bug only appreciates phony shows of mindless strength and can’t appreciate a casual and educational event mainly for kids
Tale as old as time really

>>507496580 (OP)
Does China CGI their videos?
Are hypersonic glide vehicles suppose to be slow and on fire?
Does the USA fund riots and protests in China like China does in the USA?
What happens to those people if they do?

>>507496750
America are you guys ok?... This is below Africa tier. I literally am more impressed by their fake iron man armor. I have guns and drones.

>>507498459
For money, retard. Is this how thirdies think? Oh you run around the world dominating everyone for a fucking parade? Fuck the parade. It’s about MONEY you morons.

>>507507829
Imagine being so retarded you fall for poo msm propaganda...
Ngmi

>>507496750
this is so shit that it's gone full circle and is extremely kino

>>507496750
>meanwhile in china

>>507513651
I submit to the eternal and glorious 中国 empire

>>507498459
>rule the world
We don't want to, we just don't want China or Russia to either. The only thing America wants is resources for decadence's sake because the name of the game in America is convenience consumerism.

>>507513651
We have drone shows here too dummy

American military parades have always been pretty casual

https://youtu.be/vv4ElNBqXXY?si=qDjxRyENFK8Jf0lX

its intimidating to see the most powerful military in the world just be so nonchalant. But I understand why most think its boring or weak

>>507496580 (OP)
Those guys would kick the shit out of China and anyone. American military is the top dog and would crush any others in a day if they actually tried and didn't deliberately handicap themselves with retarded ROEs. Making flashy parades are for weak nations that have pathetic militaries and have to compensate. Also: take it from someone that lived in China for 10 years and is fluent in Mandarin: China is a shithole and most of its citizens are incompetent retards. The ones that aren't either come to America (lol) or have studied and borrowed from America (lol). Sit down, China. You're a joke.

>>507513818
no u don't, you only have fat meximutts and pink haired dykes on xanax as displayed in the parade.

>>507513321
>For money, retard. Is this how thirdies think? Oh you run around the world dominating everyone for a fucking parade? Fuck the parade. It’s about MONEY you morons.

why do you ameripoor mutts call everyone "thirdies" whilst larping as "developed nation"?

even one of your top institutions, mit, declared back in 2017 you're a developing country: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-developing-nation-regressing-economy-poverty-donald-trump-mit-economist-peter-temin-a7694726.html

the situation has deteriorated astronomically since then. jewsa is absolutely grim these days.

>>507513955
But the most powerful army in the world, the Chinese one, takes parades quite seriously, as White armies always did

>>507496580 (OP)

>>507514001
You tried to crush the chadliban for 20 years and you lost. You also tried to crush the houthis, and guess what? You list yet again

>>507514001
Having live in the USA my whole life, most Americans are incompetent retards too. The military used to straighten up some people, but standards went to shit in the last 20 years.

>>507514001
>Those guys would kick the shit out of China
kek, you haven't been able to compete for over a decade against China. Praise your luck China never had an imperialist agenda otherwise you would already be speaking mandarin (oops you already do lol).

>>507513651
All those bugs

>>507496580 (OP)

drumpf 2.0 is the defining moment of the end of jewsa. nobody takes those yank faggots seriously, they have few allies left, all of humanity loathes those cunts, etc.

>>507514159
lmao, we marched better during praxe (somewhat similar to hazing by fraternities)

>>507496580 (OP)

It's actually very rude of her.

>>507513444
this, and checked

>>507514105
I think highly sophisticated parade reminds Americans on dictatorships. Could you imagine if the parde was cool as fuck? They would be calling Trump a dictator instead of laughing

>>507496750
70 millions dollar parade by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

muttmerica is the laughing stock of the world. if these mentally defective imbeciles had any common sense, they'd shut their mulatto-lipped ball washers. instead they keep doubling down with the stupidity, and digging themselves deeper into their hole.

>>507514236
>Praise your luck China never had an imperialist agenda
The reason why they don’t is because they get btfoed when they try
China has the worst military record of any major country lol

>>507514564
$70M tax rebate for Palantir and Coinbase*

>>507513955
that actually looks decent though. not like yesterday at all.

>>507496580 (OP)
and none of them are too afraid to step on an escalator

>>507514552
>hmmmmm, akschually, we meant for it to be shit. 4D chess, trust the plan

>>507514331
I find these kind of comparisons kind of funny considering the US would completely assrape worst korea in a conventional warfare scenario

>>507514620
t. Lost all their wars in the 21st century

>>507514331
Amerimutts do look ridiculous, but the chinks spent a lot of time practicing parading. Completely useless in combat.

>>507496750
this sums up perfectly Trump's presidency up to this point. What an embarrassing shitshow.

>>507496580 (OP)
First of all, it's "no way" not "not way". Learn english, you esl asian whore.
Second of all, the us army would certainly win agaisnt the chinese army, so it doesn't matter how big of parade your country makes, it would still lose.

>>507496750
LMAO

>>507514788
that's china retard.
go back to watching football.

>>507514788
You did went to war with north Korea 70 years ago, back when you were more powerful and they much weaker, and you lost

>>507514620
That's because they were too busy killing each others in the bloodiest civil wars. Out of the 10 deadliest wars of the XXth century, 8 are chink civil wars (over the most stupid shit, like dudes larping as Jesus' brother), the others two are WW1 & WW2.
Now they are fully united and with the best tech availible, they are truly scary.

>>507513444
Kek'd & Checked.

>>507514900
all chinks look the same to me
and football season doesn't start til september nerd

>>507514874
Just like how you certainly would win against the houthis or the chadliban? Mutt pussies shitskins are all talk, but no action. You won't do shit lol

That is how soldiers march when their country is occupied by a foreign and hostile power and they are about to be sent into the meatgrinder for them.

>>507514667
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the Palantir ad written on a giant luminous billboard behind Trump as sponsor of the United States Army™, at least they're honest about it.

>>507515039
I'm sure there's some niggerball happening somehwere for you to drool over.
personally I like korea more than china but they both lose to japan.

>>507515111
this + checked
The demoralization is absolute. Zero pride left, zero sense of duty, all the grunts displayed here were only thinking about how they gonna try to milk the VA for gibs for the rest of their lives and how much weed vapes they will be able to afford with their next paycheck.

>>507496779
>>507507829
Bro your Eglin zogbot base reddit slop is 6 years stale and moldy. How low IQ and pajeeted do you need to be in order to believe this shit? Everybody is laughing at you.

>>507496988
Ask AI to simulate a war between the US and China where CHina does whatever, and the US ONLY attacks food supply chain and prevents shipping into China. Simulate it and see what a billion people are worth in war time. You would defeat yourselves before we had to do anything.

>>507515215
Jewish corporate conglomerate instead of nation status : UNLOCKED

>>507514011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOTV2RH9IY
????

>>507496580 (OP)
Go to the National Museum of the United States Army. Apparently, our army is all about women and minorities.
It's embarrassing.

>>507514812
Then why the fuck did the mutts throw a parade?

reminds me of the cute japanese high school marching band from years ago.
they had to know it was demoralizing when compared to just about anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVJ3Ho83Ksg

>>507513818
Not even close to like that you don't lmao

>>507514812
>the chinks spent a lot of time
Kill yourself. It's fucking goose stepping in sync. Even the kids can do it. Yet inbred zogbots are too addled on fentanyl to try.

>Completely useless in combat
Indeed, zogbots are fucking worthless in combat as demonstrated by the Houthis raping them.

>>507496683
fpbp

I was bored but I really don't see the big deal. Miserable faggots would have found something else regardless of how big it was. I enjoyed the history aspect.

>brought to you by Palantir™

>>507497422
All turd world dictatorship parades are done by dedicated parade marchers and also do goose steps which newfags here think is essential for a military parade. The US Army parade on the other hand just had ordinary grunts doing it

>>507515880
and fertilizer https://x.com/cborkowski/status/1934074206464966847 lol

>>507496683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE154vtGZms

>>507509553
EXPECTATIONS
>subverted [o]
>not subverted []
LOL

>>507515662
There's nothing better than getting enemies to underestimate you, because that results in the easiest victories.

>>507509553
Yep, this is why they're mad about it.

>b-b-but you're supposed to put on this creepy authoritarian production like WE do!
>See what CHINA does?

>>507496750
>just hold the Chinese drone bro
>sponsored by Palantir and Coinbase
>empty pews on the back
Imagine being a mutt right now

>>507498459
Why is it that all Argentinian men are homosexual weaklings

>>507516248
Corporate kikes sponsoring the humiliation ritual of their mercenary anti-goy forces is creepier desu.

>>507509553
They pivoted hard to making fun of how small and boring it was. Like if it was this massive thing with 10x the troops and vehicles they would somehow be ok with it.

>>507515818
i actually enjoyed it somewhat. the marching couldve been a bit tighter though, honestly didnt expect such a sloppy march from the USA
seeing the historical uniforms and gear etc was good though. music couldve been set to each era instead of just random boomer rock half way through.
would rate 6/10 to light 7

>>507496580 (OP)
More drones should have been following the drone operator like hounds to their master desu. Parade needed some more flare.
>should be like China
Chinks only follow a script or else they get beaten. Russians will get raped if they fuck up marching. US barely has punishment for looking like shit. They should have hired anons to make the parade effective.

>>507516425
For anyone coping that it's not Chinese - it is.

It's just (((assembled))) in some (((tech startup))) basement to larp as domestic product and tripled in price for the gullible Pentagon boomers.

>>507516798
Of course it is, Chinese firms have insane dominance in the drone sector, something like 90% of all motors and electronics. You can't compete with that level of comparative advantage.

>>507514331
The thing is, Lee, Americans pride themselves on individuality and liberty. They aren't so interested in communist style parades in which a ridiculous number of armed forces in full dress uniform are saluting the party. The military bands were there to play traditional American military ballads but part of the goal of these is for the spectators to just have fun in a respectful way. It wouldn't be a good look if the optics were too authoritarian. Especially, since the massive Stalin era parades in the USSR were admonished during the era as being demonstrative of communism's intent to destroy individuality with everyone serving the party without the right to dissent.

>>507516512
Yeah, I've seen that too, but it's infinitely less impactful. Fear is way more powerful than ridicule and if it had been what they predicted we would've seen it flashed in black and white over every Democrat's campaign ads next election, instead we get a day or two of halfassed jabbing and then it'll be forgotten.

>>507514159
Where are the TikTok girls?

>>507514292
Do your part

>>507514788
>the US would completely assrape worst korea in a conventional warfare scenario

lmfao. you faggot military is routinely and thoroughly vanquished by peasant conscript armies equipped with primitive weapons, nomadic stone throwing goat fuckers, etc.

imagine if you fought a real enemy, like china and/or russia, lolololol. they'd destroy you faggots with nothing more than bare hands and shovels.

>>507517177
Your shit hole is so irrelevant you don't even dare show your flag.

>>507496750
Aren't these displays supposed to be intimidating? I am sure the fat bloke in Pyongyang is laughing his tiny willy off watching these spastics showing off what their dad got them for Christmas.

>>507516965
gooning in the barracks

>>507514833
chink gay parade looking fire yo

>>507497422
I guess you could say making yourself look weaker than you really are can be a good thing.

>>507496580 (OP)
>America has a parade for fun
>It becomes global news and everyone obsesses over it
It's beyond rent free, you're paying us rent for us to be in your head at this point.

>>507515680
kek nips are so wholesome

By a show of hands, if anyone these flaggots itt were in distress, I wonder who'd they'd call. Oh right, the US. China can keep 2 more weeks-ing over Taiwan, until they actually do something, aside from showcase how well they can march around in dress uniform, I literally don't care.

>>507496750
>batteries sold separately

>>507517291
Look at that Blondie on the top bunk in the back

>casual fun parade
TRUMP IS WEAK AND FAT ARGHFLBL
>huge soviet style parade
TRUMP IS LE HITLER ARGHFLBL

Let's be honest there was no winning

>>507519714
>Let's be honest there was no winning
do nothing?

>>507519714
no, the hitler one is winning

>>507520012
Nah then it would be
>TRUMP HATES THE MILITARY ARGHFBL

>>507507829
>In 2000 years of recorded history, China hasn't won a single war against a foreign power. NOT A SINGLE ONE LMAO.
I don't know much Chinese history but they won in Korea against the ZOG coalition.

>>507517223
>Your shit hole is so irrelevant you don't even dare show your flag.

says the rootless, cultureless, sub-human mutt, who doesn't have his own homeland, race, identity, language, or even a foreskin.

when the amerimutt is losing a debate against facts, reason, logic, statistics, etc., he'll resort to lowly ad hominem attacks, and demand flag so he can grass you up for hate speech.

it's all so tiresome.

>>507496580 (OP)
I'm laughing at China's military in general.

>>507496750
i get what they were going for, but this is just embarrassing kek

>>507496580 (OP)
they showed the drones flying first. also, those guys had some interesting rifles too.

>>507502555
USA could never

>>507496580 (OP)
>>507496750
MEDIOCRE

>>507516891
People will say this then say the tariffs are stupid. How else do you get back a comparative advantage. America (or any deindustrialized western nation) would have to bleed for a decade or two but could do it. They won't though, for one reason or another.

>>507496750
unironically my local pride parade was better organized

>>507513818
yea, we know

>>507520653
Yeah the idea of tariffs was good and long overdue, but the implementation has been so retarded you could almost believe it was meant to poison the well and convince everyone that protectionism does not work so that corporations can continue to keep their margins high at the expense of domestic industrial capacity

>>507515551
damn, that's kino

>>507497422
this. japan thought american society was too decadent, undisciplined, and weak to go to war in the 1940s and they got their shit stomped in. we just fuck around and laugh and it pisses adversaries off because third worlders mistake nonchalance for weakness

>>507511503
>$50 DOLLAR
that's pretty cheap tbf

>>507496580 (OP)
Clearly this just means the US military needs more money. Quick, print more and devalue the currency further!!

>>507497422
>id is literally CAP
We could've done one of the wild drone shows like China does but instead we have one guy holding a drone. It's pathetic

>>507496580 (OP)
>*gets eaten by escalator*
Yeah humans don’t care what chinks say. Every Chinese person would kill their entire family for the chance to be homeless in America

>>507517223
>>507520332
owned holy fuck

>>507515408
>Eglin zogbot base reddit slop
Chatbot

>>507522081
It was celebrating a single branch of military's birthday. I'll genuinely be upset if the 250th anniversary of our founding next year is the same as this, though.

>>507496580 (OP)
China is a loser country eternally seething because they are a lesser people and can do absolutely nothing against America except cry online.

>>507516489
Time to short $PLTR? Amerimutts are waking up?

>>507520332
Jew ratfucker identified, gas and oven your family then yourself, faggot.
Shouldn't you be in a bomb shelter right now, kissing your family goodbye? Iran will nuke you soon, and we will be free of the jewish plague.

>>507522515
I'm all in on Jproof

all i know is that not a single bald eagle was spotted in the vicinity of this parade
why not make a bald eagle drone, you have the money
mid asf and the audio production team lied on their resume 100%

>>507497412
shalom

>>507496750
Lol I hope he has making flying noises the whole time
>vvvvvvwwwwwwooooooooooooooooom

>>507522753
Cryptos are the biggest jewish scam ever. You'll have nothing and be happy.... until bullets start flying for real and only those with precious metals, ammo, or land have anything real to trade.

>>507522266
how do you old farts have a single ounce of patriotism after importing millions of fucking third worlders?

>>507523565
Stay poor, faggot.

>>507497534
He is fat and yellow skinned

>>507496580 (OP)
>Meanwhile: Not even our most ghetto nigger & spic thugs & crackheads are anywhere near as low, pathetic & inhuman as ching chong bug people.
Oh no... Subhuman noodle niggers are manufacturing false superiority to us... I'm so devastated...
https://files.catbox.moe/ddywah.mp4

>>507497422
Honestly yeah I kind of respect the laziness of it. Gives the impression of "we have better stuff to do with our time and just did the bare minimum" Good take for once. The apathy is actually more of a flex in a way. That being said fuck Israel and fuck zog

>>507498308
>>507513955
It's obviously still a casual march, but they are synchronized in that video. Mostly, you can still pick out people who aren't. 2025 their strides all have their own gait.
Although it is really, really funny that USA marches have always been a "Yeah, whatever." vibe.

>>507515680

>>507514001
Reads like ADVChina cope

>>507496750
>Here's your parade bro

>>507523954
To be fair I'm biased because I had a lot of military friends when younger. But yeah who cares about an impressive parade? You'd be a fool to mistake huge showman displays for actual functional effectiveness.
>>507521823
This

>>507515680
SEXXXXX!!!!!!!

>>507496580 (OP)
it's a good drone. the best drone. drone of freedom.
pfffhahahahaha. peak USA army! hahahahaha. numba one! like literally ONE drone. i can't.. this is just too much, kek

If vhinas laughing then they should attack america, go ahead and start something. See how that works out for you and your fanily.

Liberals have no power, the chinese are pussy bitches, this is right wing domination.

>>507497534
So when "China is laughing" they're really coping. Sounds accurate!

>>507524377
And you sound ignorant. Mainland China is genuinely a shithole. Roads are horrible, food had bad quality, and don't get me started on the public toilets.

If you don't come from China, be grateful.

>>507515662
>Then why the fuck did the mutts throw a parade?
literally patriotism

>>507514947
We are still more powerful than north korea lmao. Name the last war Brazil's Dad won

>>507498459
This farce was beneath mediocrity.

>>507496683
fpbp

All militaries are gay.

>oh fuck dude I need to slaughter people so bad I’m gonna spend billions of weapons so I can slaughter people. Now do this stupid little sign with your hands against your head and ‘respect our troops’

>>507496580 (OP)
The real stuff is the stuff they won't show the general public. And people bitch about money being spent on the parade, then bitch again about not enough money being spent on the parade? Lame. I will say that Americans don't march with robotic precision, because we're not all the same ethnicity and the exact same size as each other, as if we were all mass-produced in a Chinese factory.

>>507525445
>>507525554

Wanna trade last digits?

>>507525973
> All militaries are gay.
some are INTENTIONALLY gay, though. by design. tailored gay. U S A

>all that seething and coping

LMAO
M
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>>507496750
pretty funny ngl, but the palantir, solaris, and all the other israel intelligence corpo logos showing up take the cake.
>>507513444
digits confirm kafka country

Every last stick of chink military technology is stolen from their betters.

>>507504507
Those are fake and you fell for them. If you ever bothered to visit china before praising it you'd feel like a retard for ever praising it.

>>507496750
Lmfao

They made us look so weak

So if three fat asses and a drone are so dangerous
Then three regular Americans with knowledge and money are ?;

>>507496580 (OP)

so are we all actually
Sun Sue
lol

>>507526376
True, some are gayer than others I guess.
The concept of a permanent standing army is, however, inherently cucked. WW1 and to a greater extent WW2 mindbroke so called civilised nations into forgetting the reason standing armies were so controversial in the first place.

>>507514833
The bottom pic was literally from like a hour before the parade even started. Groypers just seething that a chink army has never and will never defeat an American army. The reason the DMZ exists is because the norks and chinks got btfo and compromised by settling for only the northern half of Korea.

>>507513400
>aussie flag
>mad for the sake of china
The memes write themselves.

>>507496750
The US is so cooked it’s hilarious. I can’t wait for China to kill these military fags.
T. Former zogbot

>>507526409
Who is this even satirizing? Americans who vocally dislike China are conservatives, not pro-LGBT pro-BLM Democrats. The left can't meme, lmao.

>>507496580 (OP)
I wish they put at least half of the effort they put in pride parades

>>507514102
they dont care about the debt, it's a social contract. they'll just inflate the debt away and that's it.

>>507496750

>>507514159
the way they march is so pathetic lmao

>>507526409
Huh? The left loves China.

>>507496750
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzz (gasp) bzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz

>>507527026
Mainland Chinese hate admitting that they're left wing. They wish they were the right. That's why they commonly act acti-Indian or misogynistic. Their core ideology is jealousy of the west and that's undeniably left.

>Hahaha sirry amelicans

on one hand i get it, the us has never been big on military parades like the ones in europe or south america, over here it's considered both a celebration of independence and the sacrifice of those who served, so the soldiers march without waving to the people or anything like that. on the other hand i think that a military parade having a "sponsor" is a no, the only sponsor of a parade should be the country itself, this is not an opportunity for a company to make money, it's a moment to remember those who served and the history of your armed forces

>>507496580 (OP)
Then they lost

>>507496580 (OP)
Everyone is being defensive but it truly is embarrassing. China is right. That made us look retarded. Either do a real parade or dont fucking do it.

>>507496580 (OP)
This was like a fan sequel to idiocracy. A tank squeaks across with so few attendees that you can hear the wheels squeak of the wheels while a NFL style annotation in army colors flashes Dana White's name. The announcer in the background announces military vehicles as if he's commentating on monster trucks.

>>507528612
>"Special thanks to our sponsor UFC"

Looloooolooool

>>507496750
Parades only mean something to non-Western powers. This is merely to show "we're aware of how small quad drones have changed the battlefield and we've implemented them in our doctrine, too". Nothing else.

>>507497422
I get you... It's like a blowjob from an old hooker, sloppy, messy and cheap.

>>507514331
Asians do have better choreography, and I know I’m supposed to be impressed by China in this video, but as soon as they zoom into their faces I just can’t take it seriously

>>507514437
Thank you Russanon. You are our greatest non-ally friendstate.

>>507496683
fpbp

>>507497422
>t.

>>507496683
lol china cant recover. eternally btfo; first post always best post as usual

>>507496750
Even fags have better parades

>>507496750
"brrrrrrrrmmmm"

>>507496580 (OP)
Meanwhile in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc--D5kTIr8

>>507496750
>3 guys walking with a drone
This was the problem with the 45 million dollar parade, it was just completely unimpressive

>>507515448
Russia is right next door and now owns Europe's most fertile land and building gas and oil pipelines to China

>>507515448
>>507535445
You played yourself, schlomo

>>507521823
>I was merely pretending to be retarded

>>507516248
>Looking fearful and disciplined is authoritarian
>The army is supposed to be just a bunch of friendly guys in uniform from your neighborhood
What an embarrassing excuse for this wreck of a parade lol

>>507522753
based, me with a SUI
>>507523565
biggest COPE ever, I bet you don't even own a house, lmao. Next nigger admin will go SA here anyway, hope you have a compound, I plan on LEAVING FOREVER!
>yyy-you'll go bbbbroke, any minute now
Just have some HUMILITY, admit you don't understand MATH.

>>507496580 (OP)
kill yourself worthless subhuman

>>507496580 (OP)
4d chess says he has another one in 2028 that shows how much he shaped-up the military

>>507496580 (OP)

>>507513306
I have told you guys for years, you and the Europeans need to save us.

>>507505902
>it seems pretty clear that pants are falling down,
don't worry that's just going back to the limp bizkit era, they'll play rollin' instead of reveille soon enough

>>507496580 (OP)
< drone
The joke’s on you, he’s holding up your Mom’s vibrator.

>>507496580 (OP)
Must feel so good to troll and aid and abet our enemies when you could show the good moments from the parade just focusing on a couple of signal boosted scenes of middle aged soldiers not the 99% who marched in perfect formation and awesome moments from the parade. At least you got your “luls”

>china superpower by 2012/15/20/25
Post for a while on the reality of china. Then we can all join in.
>worlds biggest farmers of rat for human consumption
china #1
*lower than poo.

>>507497422
I would appreciate it more if it wasent for the fact 70 million taxpayer + sponsorship jew money + damaged roads + egoboosting wasent involved. This shit was ASS

>>507497422
>Errr it's bad on purpose because it shows our unique american vibe!
Massive fucking cope. Dude we have recordings of our parades around the WW2 era and in 1991. We look significantly worse today compared to back then so don't give me that fucking crap I've seen posted in other threads

See you for the 260th Military Anniversary sponsored by Dude Wipes and Onlyfans

>>507535835
Yes that is literally what the minutemen were.

Meanwhile you BRs need to larp with BOPE and it still doesn't scare your monkey brethren from chimping out

>>507505190
The same Russians that cant even take a backwater Ukraine? You got your ass handed to you by THOSE Russians?!?!?!?

'China is undergoing a demographic implosion worse than the Black Death in 14th century Europe'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjbPMtPZo20

>>507540277
what are you on about

>>507496750
Wouldnt it be easier and cooler to just strap the thing onto the soldier?

>>507496750
>>507496580 (OP)
>the Entire world is scared of this
>China dares not to invade Taiwan because of this
>Russia dares not to committ to a full scale war because of this
>This scared North Korea so much they needed to aquire nukes to feel safe
>Gaddafi died to this being led by Hillary fucking Clinton
>Assad lost to this supplying a bunch of towelheads

That absolute state of the fucking world lmao. These are the fucking dorks you let become the sole super power? You let this and a bunch of kikes in the IMF bully you into accepting the neoliberal world order?

>>507496580 (OP)
Fucking chink uses a school project as a comparison.
Lmao.
What a fucking faggot nerd.

>>507540698
Russia is obviously using Ukraine as a financial black hole for the West to pour what little money it has left into. Ukraine is already defeated. Millions of young women have left the country and will never return. Its birthrate will be less than Korea and its Jewish President will use this to justify importing Indians by the millions. It's unironically over.

>>507540489
That was coming off a victory and the story behind the scenes of that parade was that most servicemen didnt want to do it and opt out. They dont care for this parade shit and never have.

Here there's no war victory and you'd look like a faggot try hard if you paraded with your military in peace time with nothing accomplished. What is there to go hard about? That you happen to be around of the time of the 250th anniversary? That's fucking luck of your birth. That's not merit that's not anything that would get any servicemen or general hyped to put on a show. Get real.

>>507515448
Trump wants to import 500,000 young Chinese students, right after 2 were caught trying to smuggle a contagious crop killing fungus into the u.s. If a war breaks out, it's literally ogre. We have too many foreign agents (aka immigrants and nons) here

>>507541462
Why is it over for jewkraine and but wasnt for Afghanistan? Both were neighbors and both had unlimited funding from the west.

>>507541885
All it takes is another FDR executive order to open internment camps.
The issue is if the fucking left will sabotage it and protest and riot like they are right now

>>507517922
They wernt so wholesome when they beat you back to the channel durring WW2

>>507496750
such a pathetic parade puts our country at more risk

>>507496580 (OP)
missed opportunity for having a parade exclusively of drones and boston dynamics doggos

>>507515448
>Ask AI to simulate a war between the US and China
It's a statistical model to predict the next word based on shitposts on the internet dude

>>507496750
Meanwhile China shows off their drones by having them assemble into a fucking anime girl or a dragon or some shit.

>>507517687
>for fun
cost 60mil

>>507513818
No we dont dude.

>>507496750
>look at our current day way of fighting, its totally badass

>>507496683

>>507496580 (OP)
>>507496750
I thought they were crying?

>>507516489
>retarded /pol/ mutt accidentally says the quiet part out loud, stating that there is indeed freedom of speech and not everything is fucked

Brave.

>>507497422
Glownigger scum.

>>507498479
Nigger fingers.

>>507513651
kek, that one drone at the end that doesn't know where to go

>>507515111
Underrated

>>507496750
Pretty anticlimactic for a 250 year celebration

>>507514159
That's very sad

>>507496683
fpbp

>>507498459
>Why did you even wanted to rule the world?
You're implying we did. If Truman wasn't our president when WW2 ended than we would have done the same thing we did when WW1 ended. Helped form a useless global orgamization, refuse to participate in it, and go home.

>>507504143
>memeflag perpetuating the jewish voting fallacy
Shocking.

>>507496750
Notice how he has his face covered? He's one of the faggots that would pilot that fan from hell into a sleeping person (the enemies of israel).

>>507496750
Also i just noticed the one flying overhead

I've seen the US military in person
they're fucking losers who don't have enough discipline to not even throw fucking cigarettes on the ground or button up their kit, it's essentially a non-military or make-work program for undesirables who'd rather be anywhere but wherever they are stationed

all everyone in it talks about is their contract, counting down days and talking up their pay

it was the parade in way to die for israel, even they made a humiliation ritual before send them to die

>>507547967
Good thing it sucked so nobody joins up except dipshits.