The universe is a simulation designed to maximize the amount of consciousness within that universe and its own simulations.

So what fag? You still have to earn a living, pay taxes and obey the law. Nothing changes if this is true.

The reality outside the simulation is almost exactly like the one inside, you're in transit on a ship travelling to a new place, because your illusion of existence exhausts all resources everywhere you go, and so you're literally sitting in a pod practicing for your role when we wake you up and touch down on the planet.

Every couple of thousand years we wake you up and have you play a game to make sure everything is okay.

If we were to wake you up now, all you could do is inspect the ship, look out the window and ask about the stars and then after you get bored, you get put down under again. Also don't ask how many layers in the simulation, obviously, we don't know for the same reason you don't. Probably, but it really doesn't matter one way or the other does it? Your choice is to play the game or not.

>>507509169 (OP)
Atheist copium

>>507509169 (OP)
so why am i the only conscious being in the universe?

>>507509569
I hate the fact that this is likely the case, we are a consciousness waiting for something to happen and are spending time here on Earth as a way to train and waste time.

>>507509169 (OP)

The universe is a substrate, clearly. Now if we could construct a Von Neumann capable of maximizing consciousness ...

>>507509331

You bore me. It is ... unwise to bore an intelligence.

>>507510366
I have been searching for the answer for probably 25 years straight now, and that's the best I can come with if I had to provide a final answer.

The simulation is too perfect, it's like a god damn trayarch game of zombies.

Every single fucking pixel is absolutely perfect.

WHO'S FLYING THE SHIP?
The captain, the pilot, the chief navigator, the ....
I WANT TO..... TALK TO THE CAPTAIN....
The captain will not be woken up for a passenger inquiry.
HUMOR ME
The captain is found on the command ring, elevator to your left.

>>507510366
Think of how many times you can say the word nigger in that time though

7 hour car ride, kids asleep in the back seat.

ARE WE THERE YET?
no, as I told you 18 times before we'll be there in another 87 thousand years give or take depending on stopovers. Go play your stupid game.

>>507509169 (OP)
>The universe is a simulation designed to maximize the amount of suffering within that universe and its own simulations.
FIFY

>>507510477
>You bore me. It is ... unwise to bore an intelligence.
Maybe my cock in your mouth would entertain you?

I WANT TO COME OUT AND SEE THE BASE REALITY.
No, you don't.
YES I DO
That's too much work and will only hurt you.
Honey, pick a different game, maybe he likes the one with the bronze age goldsmith.