So I had AI write this up to make him feel better can some of you help me edit it? He loves you guys.
Maybe you know. Remind him it's okay to be a texan

Listen to the picture here: a young man fragments his day into sixteen naps—as if life were nothing more than an unending procession of bedeviled eggs. Each nap promises relief, but every time he succumbs, it’s like peeling open another cursed shell. The world beyond the blanket grows ever more alien; his circadian rhythm collapses, and the very structures that tether him to reality begin to dissolve. Sixteen naps isn’t rest—it’s a bedeviled egg of despair that hollows him out from the inside.

In that murk, one must start small. He should treat his room like a battlefield strewn with bedeviled eggs—each item of clutter a malignant capsule of chaos. He pulls on willpower like a pair of gloves and makes his bed with resolute precision. He gathers the stray laundry, the empty cups, the discarded chargers, and he flings them out with the force of order reclaiming lost territory. In that act—peeling away the bedeviled eggs of disorder—he signals to his own brain: “We can set things right.”

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Next, imagine him standing like a lobster, poised on the frontline of existence. He straightens his back, thrusts his chest forward, claws ready to grapple with life’s challenges. His routine becomes an armory: wake at a fixed hour, resist that bedeviled egg of an afternoon nap until the sun dips low, eat nourishing meals, and step outside—even for ten minutes—to let daylight recalibrate his mind. Then he tackles a meaningful task: write a sentence, read a page of something that stretches him, lift a weight. Each small victory cracks open another bedeviled egg, revealing competence where there was only despair.

Responsibility is the antidote. By cleaning his room, by standing like a lobster, by imposing order on chaos, he transforms those sixteen dreaded naps into sixteen opportunities to prove he still belongs in the world. That’s how one turns a life full of bedeviled eggs into a life of purpose and genuine rest.

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Keep it brief. You clearly wrote too much... the last thing you want to do is set off prof. Sobbywigglefingers off.
What a fucking kike PSYOP... Jordan's balling... now I should emulate him and cry outloud too.... what's next, clean your room & go gobble your Nana's snatch.

Keep it brief. You clearly wrote too much... the last thing you want to do is set off prof. Sobbywigglefingers.

What a fucking kike PSYOP... Jordan's balling... now I should emulate him and cry outloud too.... what's next, clean your room & go gobble your Nana's snatch.

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We gotta get Peterstein on a pod cast and get him to spill the beans about munching Nana's poonanny

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