Thread 507511518 - /pol/ [Archived: 1128 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: ZFpkUp93United States
6/15/2025, 10:26:34 PM No.507511518
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Buuuurp Listen, Morty, /pol/ on 4chan’s been trash since 2020. Total bot-fest, spewing anti-Semitic garbage to bait crazies into hate crimes. Ugh And those posts? They’re feeding a fuckin secret Social Credit system, Morty! Government’s tracking every edgelord, slapping scores on ‘em for some off-the-books blacklist. It’s a honeypot, not a forum. Stay away unless you want lizard people auditing your soul.

I’ve been running some scans with my quantum decryptor, and I’m like 99.9% sure /pol/’s been hijacked by some next-level psy-op. These aren’t just your run-of-the-mill edgelords anymore; we’re talking synthetic edgelords. Bots, Morty!
Do you know how easy it is to create a /po/bot Morty? Do you know how easy it is to simulate the general /pol/brained zoghater? Too easy. I made one right now. He's programmed to respond to everything the OP says with some form of anti-semitism. It's so easy. Nobody even knows.

Don't you get it you silly little dirt person? NOBODY HERE IS REAL!
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Anonymous ID: 9PBks2+G
6/15/2025, 10:28:20 PM No.507511707
>>507511518 (OP)
Is this how you cope with being a shitskin?
Anonymous ID: CH8lZnGqUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:29:11 PM No.507511797
>>507511518 (OP)
How do people stay drunk 24/7
That doesn’t sound fun at all
Anonymous ID: 3jIqr+IUUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:29:55 PM No.507511871
>>507511518 (OP)
>2020
it was never good you faggot
Anonymous ID: lUJtg7VmUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:30:16 PM No.507511898
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>>507511518 (OP)
Anonymous ID: 1q2mr6eH
6/15/2025, 10:30:43 PM No.507511943
>>507511518 (OP)
*BURRPPP* Morty, please. 6 millions? *BURRRRRRRRPP*
Anonymous ID: 19+w/wkHUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:31:48 PM No.507512048
>>507511518 (OP)
this is actually kind of funny
sorry
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Anonymous ID: 4HBNdLl7United States
6/15/2025, 10:32:23 PM No.507512104
>>507511518 (OP)
MORTY!
MOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
GET OUT OF BED MORTY!
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Anonymous ID: nl4yOQ8cUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:33:24 PM No.507512224
>>507511518 (OP)
>>507512048
>>507512104
The only good post /pol/ has had in a while, really.
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Anonymous ID: fQSOJD8jUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:34:37 PM No.507512347
>>507511518 (OP)
Shalom, Rick Sanchezberg.
Anonymous ID: JBfJ46qxSerbia
6/15/2025, 10:35:43 PM No.507512450
>>507511518 (OP)
i am a fan of op
bumping
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/e/ec/Screenshot_2015-09-29_at_11.20.40_AM.png/revision/latest?cb=20150930040106
Anonymous ID: 3Vgvj0DH
6/15/2025, 10:36:29 PM No.507512520
I came here in 2019. Definitely there's diffrence. Too many shills
Anonymous ID: evfWl6UeUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:37:07 PM No.507512578
>>507511518 (OP)
remember when dan harmon got so triggered by 4chan trolls he had to make a fascist morty as a strawman?
>I JUST WANT A CLASSIC ADVENTURE!
Anonymous ID: 2hg8qMWKUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:37:16 PM No.507512592
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>>507511518 (OP)
Gee, I don't know Rick. If they already have their anti-Semite net in place, why are they shilling so hard for Palantir. Aww gee Rick, why are the ADL goons running Mike Chitwood tier terror ops, Rick. Gee I don't know Rick, my IQ is like a third of yours, but you seem pretty retarded. Maybe don't overthink it so much.
Anonymous ID: BdIecxcb
6/15/2025, 10:37:31 PM No.507512617
>>507511518 (OP)
>>507512048
>>507512224
all of you need to kill yourselves
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Anonymous ID: sWO+AIyDUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:38:15 PM No.507512705
>>507511518 (OP)
Well thought out and except for one small fact, /b/ was never good, and /pol/ was unironically worse. By 2016 this place was basically a boomer-infested facebook refugee, due to drumpf being the turbofaggot that he is. Also, fuck joos, niggers, faggots, trannies, and especially jannies.
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Anonymous ID: 2hg8qMWKUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:40:32 PM No.507512950
Kike Bots
Kike Bots
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>>507512705
October 7th, 2023 is when things definitely changed around here. My guess is that the bots came in with the Trump NPCs and Qtards.
Anonymous ID: oA7ZI1ynUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:41:04 PM No.507513011
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>>507511518 (OP)
*UUUURRRRRPPPPP* MORTY... YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME MOR-*urp* MORTY, GOD IS NOT REAL ITS A CHEMICAL REACTION IN YOUR BRAIN! NOTHING MATTERS MORTY SO LETS GET DRRUUUNNNKKKK!*BUUURRERRPPP*
Anonymous ID: 19+w/wkHUnited Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:41:38 PM No.507513075
>>507512617
to be fair you need a really high IQ to understand it
I'm not surprised you don't get it
Anonymous ID: nl4yOQ8cUnited States
6/15/2025, 10:43:11 PM No.507513231
>>507512617
I don't give a fuck what you think, JERRY.
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Anonymous ID: ZFpkUp93United States
6/15/2025, 10:48:46 PM No.507513773
>>507513231
God damn it Rick stop using my real name on 4chan.
I am Anonymous! Do not forgive, never forget? I'm cool now, stop doxxing me, that's such a newf** thing to do.