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imagine amount of shit-posts about this if it were Russia?
reminder that this will be memory holed within a week

>>507513928 (OP)
This is not real right

>>507515034
>This is not real right

>>507513928 (OP)
>they bought?
top signals in

>>507513928 (OP)
socialism is brown coded

>>507515195
what a time to be alive

>>507513928 (OP)
Sponsored by Brazzers

>>507513928 (OP)
>get your trump coins goys

>>507513928 (OP)
Late stage empire's clownery

Republicans fuck kids.

>>507513928 (OP)
Okay, I jsut spent the last 15 minutes arguing with AI if I'm jsut out of the loop or if private sponsors for a military parade are a first. It kept insisting that "no, it's perfectly fine, everybody does it", until I forced it to give me examples that weren't US 2025 and it flat out said "Nope, there are none".

Is this real, chat? Is this a first?

And my follow up question that AI is still stalling me: Isn't that a show of weakness? You're literally broadcasting to the world that you don't have the money to waste on a literal "walk in the park", how can you expect us to believe you can hold a war of attrition and keep the supply lines running longer than the enemy?

>>507516973
>money to waste
the money has gone directly into trump and his jew handlers pockets. more corrupt than biden. apparently that fruity bastard lindsey is taking millions from ukraine as well.

>>507517318
Regardless of whose pocket the money is going into, shouldn't the gov be footing the bill to say "we can burn money to show that we're stronk"? In a wartime situation, is the gov going to ask the private sector to finance the suppies to the front lines? How well does that look it will go? Am I being retarded or am I making sense? I honestly can't tell.

>>507513928 (OP)
sorry austrians are not allowed to be proud of their country because of what happened lats time, maybe rebrand into a new nation?

>>507513928 (OP)
if this doesn't scream "your country is in the hands of a billionaire oligarchy" then i dont know what else will.
stay safe burgerbros.

>>507517640
theyre all in on it, they all know the usa is a done deal, a basket case, theyre taking what they can before it implodes.

>>507513928 (OP)
you can sense the american citizen lost of rights after the war in the atmosphere.

they can't pin point that masonic semitic are brown and ottofecal, composed of spics, shitalians and turks but the social structuring shows the real american have less rights than those...

>>507513928 (OP)
despite what 4chan did for trump in 2016, trump has ruin 4chan for americans in 2025.

Welcome to the "We used to rule the world club" mutts

Coinbase® United States Army presents: War

>>507518112
Thanks for trying, fren, but I might be retarded. I don't get it. I think there should be better ways to ransack a corpse without signalling to everyone that the corpse is still fresh.

I mean, doesn't everybody, from the dumbest NPC up see asking for money to show off as a display of weakness? "Hey buddy, lend me a few bucks for me to impress that lady" level of brokeness?

>>507516973
why are you wasting your time talking to a LITERAL bot about this?

>>507513928 (OP)
Am I the only one that sees a goat head (baphomet?) in the middle

>>507513928 (OP)
>>507515195
Even in Cyberpunk the corpos don't have that much power.

>>507513928 (OP)

>>507518440
What part of I'm retarded did you not follow?

Sometimes even talking to stupid old chatbots helps: he rewrites what I'm saying with different words and I ahve a better understanding of my own thoughts.

>>507518511
At least Cyberpunk corpos were based Eurasianists instead of Americans, and made sexy cyborg sex dolls with optional futa upcharge. These oligarchs don't make shit.

>>507513928 (OP)
>>507515195
Wew. But honestly, if I had to bet on which army would have ads painted on military vehicles I would have bet on USA, so this is kinda on brand.

This is so fucking american lmao

>>507518406
>Hey buddy, lend me a few bucks for me to impress that lady" level of brokeness?
Not only that, he's also telling the lady "this drink paid for by Chad McDeeppockets over there! Shout out to my friend, thanks dude!" instead o some shady back deals.

>>507513928 (OP)
no way

>>507518604
He knows he sold the country out

>>507516973
Trump is just the type of guy that likes to sell advertising. It’s that simple. He thinks it makes him look cool to businesses and like he makes the government money, and it makes lefties seethe.

As to the question of does it make us look like we can’t afford stuff, what a dumb question. We have a literal trillion dollar/yr defense budget. We could have the parade constantly running 24/7 paid for by us and it wouldn’t even be a rounding error

>>507513928 (OP)
OP is still attacking and defunding peoples crypto holdings while promoting plywood townhomes americanism

>>507519294
MIGA cope is insane. Literal cult.

>>507513928 (OP)
the fireworks show sponsored by Scotts Miracle Gro was bretty good

>>507513928 (OP)
My favorite corporate sponsor yesterday was UFC. Based Dana White got front row seats.

>>507513928 (OP)
That fucking stage looks like the homepage of any free to play shooter.

if you die for israel youll get payed in shitcoin

>>507513928 (OP)
>Laughing hysterically at inappropriate times can be a symptom of pseudobulbar affect (PBA), a neurological condition causing uncontrollable and often mismatched emotional expressions. PBA is characterized by episodes of laughing or crying that don't align with the person's actual emotional state or the situation. It's often associated with underlying neurological conditions like stroke, traumatic brain injury, or diseases like multiple sclerosis and ALS

>>507517640
That used to be how major conflicts were funded. For instance WW2 had significant war bonds and private companies donating or supplementing the military. Even going as far back as 1776, much of the war effort was funded by private citizens donating. One of Washington's cabinet members was primarily responsible for the Revolution's finances

>>507519751
you could just say brown dude

>>507513928 (OP)
The taliban and houthis lost to THAT???

>>507519879
You should learn to meme.

>>507519732
battle royale type shit

>>507513928 (OP)
>Not being sponsored by HUGO BOSS
top kek losers

>>507513928 (OP)
stop laughing its not funny

>>507519940
its not that funny stop laughing at the great usa

>you have lived to see the day that ancap memes became reality
Kek

>>507519732
The Call of Dutification of America. I love it. I can’t wait until the State of the Union when he does his sponsor fill for Raid Shadow Legends.

Unfortunately he was unable to secure sponsorships from Coca Cola and McDonalds

>>507514354
He's gonna bomb iran just to make everyone forget this embarassment

>>507513928 (OP)
It wouldn’t be an American military parade without corporate sponsors lol

>>507519106
Do you think he cares? He will die rich, with his asshole and mouth full to the brim with gold, he will request a burial like he is a damned pharaoh and will try to take as much money as he can to the tomb with him. He doesn't give a single fuck, despite not having more than another 10 years in the tank before he shits the bed and dies. He would sell his own mother if it meant profit for him and his friends. He doesn't care, he has never cared and he never will. If anyone ends up profiting from his actions, it's all a coincidence.