If you don't own at least ONE Rolex before your mid 20's it's over. You're less of a man in my eyes

I think I'll stick with this $25 lil guy

You don't need more than this.

>>507519596
You're not impressing anybody with the plastic toy

>>507519159 (OP)
only watch i use is a garmin because it helps me not being a diabetic fat nigger

>>507519799
Nobody cares about watches
It's gay
You're going to call this reply cope btw.

>>507519596

This is the most retarded take OP, I owned a 2012 Submariner 116610LV before I turned 25, heavy bs watch with 1k USD for maintenance and crown replacement from AD, and it works even worse now, Rolex is bullshit, unless you buy it a retail and flip it eventually, its a bullshit purchase from a swiss goyslop 'non-profit', no body cares you have one, my gee.

>>507519159 (OP)
I feel the same toward who posses more than zero of that faggotbitch piece of jewelry of a rolex

>>507519159 (OP)
do people under 50 even wear watches? go away grandpa

>>507520322
>Rolex is bullshit, unless you buy it a retail and flip it eventually, its a bullshit purchase from a swiss goyslop 'non-profit'
They're priced for exclusivity, so it's mostly artificial. If you can get a really good fake for $1k, it's all bubble.

>no body cares you have one, my gee.
But gold is as magnetic to women as iron is to...magnets.

>If you don't own at least ONE Rolex before your mid 20's it's over. You're less of a man in my eyes
The watch on the left is an Orient
The watch on the left is a Seiko
Are you okay?

>>507519159 (OP)
the cocktail time is great, I have the blue moon

>Citizen objectively better and tens of thousands of dollars less
If you have money to burn, invest in sealed NES games you faggot

>>507520647

Gold Rolexes are depreciating assets, and they look gypsy/tacky af. Why would I pay 30- 40k for a day date when I can get a second-hand gold moonphase high complication Breguet or classic Patek, with a much more sophisticated movement and case design/ polish? But I guess hoes don't really care about wrist watches, as long as its 'gold rolex'.

>>507520587
I used to until I realized that having a phone that does the same thing makes the extra watch completely useless outside of a fashion accessary. Which is gay as fuck in 99% of situations.

...is exactly what a shitskin would say

>>507520475
what if they were inherited? and the predecessors are still alive

I got a micky mouse watch and I've never been complemented so many times in my life

One day, you and everyone you love will be dead and of no relevance to anyone or anything whatsoever.

>>507519159 (OP)
>Presage
>Not King Seiko HighBeat

>boasts about Rolex
>posts two POS jap watches

OP fell for the luxury goods meme. Genuinely embarrassing.

KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>507519799
Too big for that tiny wrist.

>>507519159 (OP)
Jewelry is for women

F-91W is the superior watch

>>507521436
In broke-ass, viciously competitive North America, actually having a luxury watch is a detriment to getting compliments. mfs auto-assume you are piece of shit and don't talk to you when they spot some flashy shit on your wrist that might look like a roley.

I have a Cartier Santos

>>507519159 (OP)
i have a 1950s omega seamaster. am i gonna make it?

>>507519159 (OP)
Those watches are trash. Rolex is incapable of making a reliable, accurate time piece. Every one of their models need insanely overpriced service on an annual basis or won't continue to function. They are overpriced jewelry for low IQ brown people and adult teenagers.
Man up and get a Seiko, it will run for decades with zero service.

>>507522222
witnessed

>>507522222
nice quints

>>507522222
nice digits. my seamaster has been running for 65+ years

>>507521859
>turn wrist, tell time.
>vs
>>Dig into pocket
>>Pull phone out
>>Turn phone
>>Hit power button
>>Oops screen was already on now it's off
>>Hit power button again
>>See 29 notifications
>>Scroll through notifications
>>Put phone away
>>Realize I still don't know what time it is
>>Repeat

>>507521859
>F-91W is-
The one where the light button is placed on the wrong side so you have to curl your wrist around to try to hit it only to cover the face?
Casio wildly misdesigns their digital watches by putting the light button in the least intuitive place possible.

Flaunting wealth?! That’s just inviting a darkie to shoot you in the head.

>>507519761
this truly simplifies the issue.

>>507519159 (OP)
>Faggotex
Get an Omega.

If you don't have at least one of these by age 35 then I don't know how you can call yourself a man, let alone a white man.

>>507519159 (OP)
>one rolex
Better be a Daytona. Dont be a pussy and be poor about it. Look at your wrist. zyou thibk that pepsi or batman is hot? lol ok you tell yourself that. I personally like AP and Pateks more.

you better hide that thing. don't let the niggers see it

>>507519159 (OP)
Pretty sad you have to keep posting dumb shit here. No one cares about your dumb shit irl, and no one here cares either.

OP what is the model of the Seiko?

>>507519159 (OP)
People who conquered and raped your faggot ancestors didn't own a rolex in their mid 20s either

>>507519159 (OP)
> made in china watch
why bother.

>>507519159 (OP)
i've never had a watch in my life

>>507522858
shoot first?

>>507519799
wear a watch for yourself, not to "impress someone". no one knows shit about watches these days.

>>507519159 (OP)

Rolex yuck. Metal strap, extra yuck. Get off Pol.

Today I'd rather have a pocket watch than a guady bracelet. If I was wearing engineering it would need to show it as well as the time, I'd prefer to wind it than it being digital and like a belt it would need to adjust to my wrist easily.

Rolexes are ugly.

>>507519159 (OP)
>2025
>watches
Just check the hour on your phone.

>>507523315
Wonder if they realize that model no matter how tight you clamp it doesn't measure your heart rate, but I imagine you could feel it in your hand...

My Garmin cost £150, keeps better time and has 100x as much functionality (solar power, heart rate monitor, activity tracking, sleep tracking, GPS, compass, oxygen saturation, recovery tracking, ...) and it's probably more durable too
Swiss watches are fine if you're an enthusiast or need it for your image (e.g. a politician or a brown drug dealer) but there are much better watches and much better investments
If you drop £10k on a watch and I drop £100 on a watch and £9900 on stocks then in 20 years I'll have gained 3x the appreciation and be able to buy multiple useless Swiss watches

>>507519159 (OP)
I don’t understand watch people, just look at your phone lmao

>>507519159 (OP)
If you own an expensive watch but can't afford a house you're less of a man in my eyes. why are people so retarded with money

>If you don't own at least ONE Rolex before your mid 20's it's over. You're less of a man in my eyes
Agreed.

>>507522222
Witnessed

Seiko Master race reporting in

>>507523315
Am borgor

I’ll stick my Longines affordable luxury.

>>507523315
I was waiting for your post good sir and was disappointed it was so far down

good enough for me

>>507525853
Damn that's a genuine Autistic Diver

>>507519159 (OP)
Get on my level faggot

this is /nawt/ now

>>507525853

wtf monster, 2nd gen! i have 1st gen orange!

>>507519159 (OP)
Who tf even uses a watch nowadays. If you've got a mobile phone in your pocket, why tf do you a retro piece of shit watch?

>>507525853

wait a minute that's a knockoff monster.....GET FUCKED!

>>507519159 (OP)
Love me an obese wrist thread, thanks OP

>>507519799
>quartz movement

>>507519159 (OP)
Been wearing this piece since high school...

>>507522222
WITNESSED
THE SWISS MOUNTAIN JEW FEARS THE JAPANESE QUARTZ SAMURAI

>/edc/ "hurr durr look at muh $600 damascus steel lockblade letter opener"
>/ppg/ "sharpie in muh butt" & it has to be PERMANENT & INDELIBLE
>/ptg/ - unless you can download the entire back catalogue of [insert incredibly niche 18 series, 3 episode per series tv show from Gambia made in 1974] in 4K it's eye-cancer and you shame your computer in watching it....oh & seeding is for pooftas
>/iemg/ & audiophiles "the gold connectors make it sound better"
>calculatorfags - because it's too hard to open an app...
>watchfags - look at your phone dumbarse, or the ubiquitous clock on the wall
>/mkg/ - you can hear the click!
>/sdg/ & /de3/- gud to wank to but do we really need 15 fucking breds of it on /g/?
>/crt/ "if it's led it's not TRUE black"
>/apell/ - apple general - HURR DURR YOUR JUST POOR AND JELLY!!! CONSOOOOOOOOOM FAGGOT CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>/boots/ breds on /pol/ - gayer than a poofter sticking his erect cock into another blokes lubed up arsehole
>any grown man EVER typing "SOVL" has a cringe level so high it's immeasurable. Even moreso if it's on a techboard about an inanimate object.
>nostalgia bred: posted by zoomies running the os or software in a VM. They never had to deal with the day 2 day shittiness.

>>507519159 (OP)
I inherited 2 Rolexes from my Granddad when I was 23. I still have them 20 years later. Does this count?

>>507521668
Nigga, you have a cheap timex that was on clearance when Kmart shut down.

>>507527272
Yes. Because you didn't pawn them like a nigger would.

>>507526864
I convinced myself to buy my piece of shit with this:
- Looks nice, only non-nigger tier jewelery
- It won't depreciate a tone and it's a semi liquid piece of shit I can take with me everywhere.
- It's something I can pass on to whoever takes my shit after I die. Maybe they'll remember me for a bit longer
- The one I bought BEEN ON THE MOON YOOOO

>>507519159 (OP)
Sit the fuck down plebian
If you do not own a replica duel disk then you are a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

>>507521113
>But I guess hoes don't really care about wrist watches, as long as its 'gold rolex'.
That's your answer. If you just want women, get a fake gold (plated) President.

>>507519159 (OP)
I'm morally opposed to timekeeping devices

>>507527567
>>507526299
does my speedy count? I turn 30 in a week tho

>>507526893
it's a knockoff but it has sapphire glass and a milled clasp so it's ostensibly better overall

>>507522222
Kekked and checked. Having a complicated, fragile and expensive mechanism around my wrist would be a constant source of anxiety for me.

>>507524122
Exactly. I just buy Citizen and Fossil watches these days. Affordable and stylish without being gaudy is the way to go.

>>507526864
>why tf do you a retro piece
Same reason I buy old firearms. I like the aesthetics.

>>507528513
>fragile
you underestimate your own people

>>507519159 (OP)
that seiko dial is pretty.

>>507528979
You'd trust this to withstand a one meter fall on concrete? It's just too dainty a thing.

>>507519799
trash

>40 thousand dollar watch
>can't even blow up crowded airports using the circuitry
ngmi

>88 posts and not one dienstuhr
Extremely disappointing.

>>507529689
yea, probably no
you won
still having this complicated thingy with me that happily ticktocks brings me more joy than anxiety

>>507519159 (OP)
You should own a house before buying that. Lulz you remind me of the couple I know who rent a rat infested house drive a leased corvette and wear Gucci + complain about never being able to have a down payment.

>>507519799
and you not impressing me by flexing some Tissot department store shit.

lmao

>>507530799
you wouldn't even get half of that out

>>507530339
Looks 10x more reliable than picrel.

Expensive watches like all luxury consumer goods are for nigger
Buy productive assets. stocks and real estate. Some hard assets for insurance. Don’t buy consumer trash.

This is the first watch I bought back in my early 20's when I finally started making some decent money. Solid 14k, with a Swiss Ronda quartz movement that I can completely replace myself for about 20 bucks, if need be.

>>507519159 (OP)
I have more money than you and I think Rolexes are gay. >>507519596 is far superior and looks nicer.

>>507532061
Based rich nigger

>>507531936
Looks like a woman's watch

>>507532390
Is this more manly?

>>507531936
very nice, still a quartz shitter but looks good enough

>>507531713
soulless take

>>507531480
yea I'd have anxiety wearing it too

>>507523388

you can't afford a timex so do us a favor and shut up

>>507524282
>rather have a pocket watch than a guady bracelet. If I was wearing engineering

fat_autist_in_trenchcoat.tiff

LOL