The USDA and American Health Officials deem it a “single serving.”

>>507519287 (OP)
Stay mad

A typical American wife “orders in” for herself and partner. It as, as demonstrably proven, “single servings,” and previously deemed by relevant burger authorities.

>>507519287 (OP)
>irregardlessly
Kill yourself.

TOT GANG

The young Tot, inevitably and regrettably, is served the “child’s portion”

>>507519471
They on a diet or something.

>>507519287 (OP)
Comfy Sunday night thread

>>507519287 (OP)
You morons realize that's a party sub, right?

>>507519473
you misunderestimated him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhmdEq3JhoY

>>507519287 (OP)
>$5.99
I would buy that, there's no way that in euromuttland you can buy this much food for so little money.

>>507519287 (OP)
>single serving
More like half a serving.

>>507519473
Language is devolving.

>>507519287 (OP)
feeds 8.

>>507519287 (OP)
>irregardlessly
what the fuck

>>507519287 (OP)
>muh portion size
Europoors upset again that our money buys more food.

>>507520165
It would cost you 20 bucks in modern day monopoly money, this was from around 15 years ago, never forget that they took big delicious affordable subs from you.

That is a single serving for an active muscular man like a construction worker, landscaper, farmer, etc.
It is just when women and sedentary men eat it as a single serving that they have problems.
If you are a woman or have a desk job your portions are different.

Making the entire food market cater to people that sit on their butt most of the time is as foolish as those people not adjusting their habits when they notice their body proportions are getting improper.

>>507519287 (OP)
The first time I smoked weed I ate one of these in one sitting. Good times

>>507520609
You could be a healthy 6'8" 300 pound muscular guy and that's still too much food.
Half of that maybe. the average person shouldn't even eat 1/4 of that. You could have an 1/8th and wait 2 hours and something to snack on but that thing is larger than anyone's stomach.

>>507519287 (OP)
Every US portion I've ever been served is 1.5-2x the equivalent european portion it's obscene.

It's not the seed oils or HCFS that's making you fat you just EAT TOO FUCKING MUCH.

>>507520851
>that thing is larger than anyone's stomach.
I'm gonna autism post for a sec:
So like 60% of that thing's volume is bread. You can pretty much discount that because it's mostly air and the actual substance of it will mostly dissolve anyway. Might as well not be there. The fillings essentially amount to a fairly large chef's salad with what looks like turkey, ham, cheese, and lettuce.

I wouldn't particularly enjoy the experience, but my skinny ass could absolutely finish that in a sitting if pressed. I think the average person could.

>>507519287 (OP)
>6 for that monster
ugh....take me back, I'll give anything to go back

>>507520851
>6'8" 300 pound muscular guy and that's still too much food.
Its not too much food, but if anything its too little protein to be worth the volume.
We are in a era of protein-maxxing, and if you can't achieve that you just get in as many calories per dollar as you can.

>>507521094
Your servings are smaller because big daddy governments mandates it.

>>507521094
lol what’s on top of your cups? a pacifier? you dumb babies hahahaha
Baby thiwsty? Baby want a widdle sowdy pawp?

>>507521094
What are those gay domes on the inferior British ones

that's a small snack in between proper meals

>>507519287 (OP)
ive had that sandwich but its not like that. Maybe they do it different but its more like four precuts square, and not that big, i would have one segment a day for lunch

>>507521645
>but my skinny ass could absolutely finish that in a sitting if pressed
What a crock fof shit. Assuming that woman is tiny and has 7" forearms and the sandwich only has a diameter of 5", both extreme low end estimates, the volume of that sandwich is about 140 cubic inches.

That's over double the average stomach size (4 cups) before ever accounting for any liquid to wash it down. The average stomach absolutely cannot hold that volume of food even assuming 50% of the volume evaporates instantly on chewing.

>>507521947
>>507521956
It moves the entry point for the straw away from the surface of the cup/liquid so it doesn't leak as easily.

>>507519405
fpbp

>>507521094
>you just EAT TOO FUCKING MUCH.

You dont have to be mean
Many of us are going through stress right now and eating is a coping mechanism.

>$5.99

Thats an old pic

>>507519405
Stay fat

>>507519287 (OP)
American bread and cheese leaves a lot to be desired

>>507521094
>metricels want mathmatically exact allotments of soda in their cups
No thanks nigel

>>507519287 (OP)
>We're just going to keep spamming 10 year ild posts
>that'll show them
I'm going to kill you one day

>>507519287 (OP)
i too get mad at food being available

>>507522641
continue frustration

>>507519287 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>whole slide thread of faggots arguing over a 1pbtid doublenigger post
One time back in like 2009 I went to Albertson's, which was a supermarket chain in southern california. I went to the deli and got a sub sandwich made to order. I told the guy to give me a few different types of meat, lettuce, tomato, etc. The usual for a sub. The guy was clearly retarded. I think he may have have downs syndrome. The sandwhich he presented me with was the size of an offical NFL football. Completely overstuffed with like 2lbs of each meat I requested, a whole head of lettuce, like three tomatoes, 1/2lb of cheese, at least a cup of mayonnaise and mustard. The total for this sandwich was $5.48.
I ate that sandwich for three full days; it provided me lunch and dinner for that day and the same for the following two days.
In summary, euroshits are faggots and I sincerely hope they commit mass suicide.

>>507519287 (OP)
I used to get these all the time.
The trick is to take off the top bun and scoop out most of the bread. Otherwise it's just too much bread. Then you need to add some mayo or sub dressing, to it.
Italian dressing works fine.
Then you have a cheap basic lunch for $5.99. Paired with a bag of domino's of course, and a couple quick apple pies

>>507519287 (OP)
that's a sammich alright

>>507519287 (OP)
I consider that a light snack

>>507519287 (OP)
It's something only bosses eat. You wouldn't understand.

>>507519287 (OP)
Based Americans, I'll need a 2l coke for that snack

>>507523616
Doritos not domino's. Lol
Didn't want anybody to think I'm a fatass

maybe you euros are just getting scammed you ever thought of that?

>>507519287 (OP)
Could go for one of those right now

>>507519287 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of sandwich for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason subs prepare so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a full-size helping of The B.O.S.S. in one serving, but I could easily.

>>507523038
Continue mastication

>>507522328
I reckon more than half the volume would "evaporate" from chewing as the bread is mostly air. You could squish it flat. There's a ton of air trapped in the folded meat and especially the lettuce.
Not to mention the pyloric sphincter is going to pass a non-trivial portion of the sandwich as you're eating it so stomach volume isn't super relevant.

I'm seeing about a liter as the average stomach size but there is a great deal of variation among humans. You could probably eat it in a sitting and feel like shit after.

>>507519471
This is a bot comment right?...lads??

>>507519287 (OP)
Don't be a pussy.

>>507523616
>scooping out the bread
There’s a chain that does this, they’re called Zeppelins. Like the blimp. Apparently very good

>>507519287 (OP)
underfet parisian twink vs corn fed kentucky quarterback.

>>507519287 (OP)
Damn that would fill me breakfast lunch and dinner

>>507519287 (OP)
I can fit the entire B.O.S.S up my ass

>>507523822
imagine one of them after a long night out on the piss, aww yeah

>>507524340
Looks good, 4 of them would probably make for a sensible and healthy snack

>>507522328
Given enough alcohol, anything is possible. You people should know. You’re the ones eating 3 pie, mash and pea wet. What do they call it, “proper scran”?

>>507524465
Dinner is served

>>507519287 (OP)
I don't understand the ridicule, the B.O.S.S. is a pretty decent midnight snack. A little on the light side but it works.

>>507519473
It is a word now, unironically

>>507519287 (OP)
lettuce like that ruins a sandwich. tomatoes and pickles are fine but lettuce is literally a bland rubbery leaf you'd pick from a tree or bush. disgusting.

>>507521094
Honest packaging in US

>>507519287 (OP)
That’s not how it works. That sub used to be two servings, and now it’s labeled as 4 servings to justify the price.

>>507524340
JJ's does this, too, on the Gargantuan. Shit may get a sub, today.

>>507521094
>too much
twink