Jews gatekeep their own religion

it won't matter
once a goy always a goy

conversion to judaism is not a 5 minute test like with islam or christianity

it filters low IQs that can't learn a second language
namely, hebrew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOc3SIqvNI4

>>507522455 (OP)
you can't just convert, retard

no on the other hand, you COULD start a suberted version of judaism and trick jews into following it to your own ends

hm..

>>507522455 (OP)
christianity is a derivative of judaism so you're all already crypto kikes

>>507522698
>haha look mah i said it again!

judaism wasn't put on paper until centuties after the bibe was finished

you're too late canaanite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAGE4jFtxEQ

>>507522610
Then I guess it’s too late. I was seriously thinking of coming to help but I don’t have the IQ to learn a language before it will be over. As a Christian I don’t have any problem with the Biblical Jewish religion, although I will reject the Talmud and keep embracing Jesus teaching. I speak already four languages. Well, whatever

>>507522801
>old testament is foundational to the origin myth of jesus
kys kike

>>507522455 (OP)
You can't because it is an ethnic religion that elevates their ethnicity as their god. The god of the old testament is not an actual god in the literal meaning of the word, he is the collective consciousness of jews that hums at the back of their minds, i.e it's their genes beaming mind control beams to each other to sync them up and turn them into a hive. It's a self-preservation mechanism projected by their genes. You're not supposed to be a part of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTpmFN2kbjA

what if the golems just recognize the fact that they were made to serve Israel. it doesn't have to be painful, you don't have to suffer anymore like the iranians and palestinians are currently suffering.
just surrender, obey, pay your tithes to Jerusalem and all will be well.

>>507522684
>you can't just convert
Yes, you can, dumb fuck. Sure, they make it harder for goy, and maybe they won't take you seriously, but you can convert.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbi_Akiva

>>507522610
you're born into it retard. jews don't need to learn hebrew to be jews
>>507522455 (OP)
you're not even good at propaganda. I don't know if that's because jews are retarded or because it's so hopeless at this point that an ASI couldn't convince pol jews are good

>>507522801
The book of Genesis is literally one of the books of the Torah retard. Christcucks are such fucking stupid nigger cattle it boggles the mind.

Mass Abby breeding event

What is the 4chan /pol/ user doing?
He's beginning to believe, for the first time, and he going to lean on the 3rd eye he hears everyone crowing about. He is ready to make a move against the Jewish Klan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltgQC_ZCPk8

>>507523198
Was Onkelos born into it?

Jews have quite many respected figures of goy origin
starting with King David

>>507522455 (OP)
When everyone is Jewish... no one will be.

>>507522556
>Jews gatekeep their own religion
jews gatekeep hard.
and even if they are "friends" they need trusted goyim to help if shit gets bad.
you may think a jew likes you
but the only money you will ever get from a jew is if he is hiding under your floorboards while you store his money until after the war.
and then the day he gets his shekels back he will fuck you over.

>>507522610
>>507522455 (OP)
Also, it's literally a blood cult. If you don't get your penis mutilated, which is a retarded thing to do for any man that enjoys his sex and pride, you can't muster in. It's an unnatural humiliation ritual to get you in the correct mindset to be part of the most subversive, neurotic, nonsensical, self-loathing cult of evil in the world.

>>507523163
So why would anyone bother?

>>507523163
"Converting" is not converting. They can smell goy like a bull smells a cow in heat.

>>507522455 (OP)
What if we converted all Jews to ashes?

>>507522455 (OP)
Im actually thinking of doing it, its actually a long process, but im not sure of it since I dont know if ill move to a country with a lot of jew power.

>>507523298
Exactly this except for shabbos goy Trump.
The Matrix is easily the most influential piece of culture of our age. What if it contained the message of how to defeat the (((scurge))) that holds our world in an iron grip all along? A message all of us subconsciously recognized?

>>507522698
Not this garbage again, judaísmo was crafted after they were expelled from Byzantium.

>>507522455 (OP)
What really stops someone from
Harping as a jew why even have to do the conversion bullshit. Just say you were secular but saw the light after October 7th or Iran

I would convert just to have the ability to suck on some Jewish milkers.

>>507524063
it's not that easy tobby

they keep records, you need to prove your mom was jewish

>>507522610
>conversion to judaism is not a 5 minute test like with islam or christianity
You just need to ask a rabbi three different times. That's it.

There is only two ways to become a jew. Be born from a jew mother, or convert. A woman converted to jew will birth children already in the religion. Those people saying their 42% jew? Fucking retards. Either you are 100%, or you're 0%. It's a religion.

>>507524141
My great grandpa was a jew but he isn’t blood related to me my great grandma was just a whore. But how the fuck would they even know that was a long time ago.

>>507522455 (OP)
I unironically think the term "everyone is jewish" or "we are all jewish" could be the spells that end the cabal completely if they are spoken often enough

>>507522556
This
>>507522557
And this
>>507522455 (OP)
Of your mother isn't Jewish you're not actually Jewish according to the Talmund or something.

>>507523437
that's why they circumcised us. as if we can't tell by their faces lol

>>507525803
Jews dont get to decide who is jewish. Neo (you) lets himself become jewish after which the whole (((virus))) is destroyed from the inside out.

>>507522455 (OP)
That's basically what I did in spirit. Though I still believe in Jesus. Jesus is my context to Judaism. You could say the New Testament is my Talmud.

>>507526065
Oh, IMPORTANT: Any shit Paul says is just for the goyim though. Don't follow that stuff. Jesus only.