Why don't you own a whip?

It's the perfect weapon to knock some sense into your daily adversaries. Some fag asks you to sign a gay petition, crack out the whip. It's incredible how fast people drop the act once you give them a few ouchie bruises. A simple whip is the antidote the common man doesn't know he needs. You can whip society back into shape with a whip!

>>507524738 (OP)
But, I do own a whip.

>>507524845
Thread

>>507524738 (OP)
Because a gun would hurt more

That image gave me a heckin' chubberino

>>507524738 (OP)
I'm not Indiana Jones or into rough BDSM so I doubt I'd get much use out of it, pussy that I actually am.

>>507524738 (OP)
Bump.
Whip it Devo whip it good lmfao
'Crack that whip'

>>507524738 (OP)
I prefer my flogger. Much shorter range, better control.

An Italian Whip enthusiast? You don’t say

>>507524738 (OP)
/pol anons are the funniest people on the internet

man.. this one time my friend kept calling me fat (hes fat as fuick too) we were like ten. I remember i had a jump rope and got so mad used it as a whip and it was like SOOOOO PERFECT, all myfriends were like wtf that was soooo perfect the whip the sound the everything and the mark on his back hahah.

ive def used a whip in my past lives lol

>>507525822
Wet dish snap in the hiney. Have had waitresses launch different dishes at me in restaurant kitchens kek ;^)

>>507526110
Wet dish towel snap