Wake up
You have $10 million in your crypto account

What is your next move?

Fake my death.

>>507525990 (OP)
>but now have to pay it ALL back
I'd flee the country and never come back

>>507525990 (OP)
buy goyimmodernartTM
go to xzy country
sell it to mafia to launder money
change indentity

My first reaction: that’s bullshit, they made the mistake, tough shit
>Thevamanogari Manivel
On second thought, they should get their money back

>>507525990 (OP)
I call molly white and tell her to suck the juices from inside my anus

1. transfer all my legitimate money to a new wallet
2. delete the old wallet and the $10 million with it

If I can't have it, no one can.

>>507525990 (OP)
You hear news like this all the time. Let’s just say theoretically my bank or Coinbase accidentally sent me $10 million dollars, what would be the best way to make sure they never get it back?

>>507525990 (OP)
Immediately convert it to Monero and send to an other wallet, then move to again to get another wallet. Hold it and trade for bitcoin over the course of a year or two.

>>507525990 (OP)
Convert it to crypto and move to Mexico, duh.

>>507525990 (OP)
>What is your next move?
Do as I would have others do: notify them asap.

>>507525990 (OP)
Put it all in into an interest bearing account until they ask for the 10m back. And keep my interest.

>>507526429
Kek. This. Fucking jeets deserve nothing but a bullet.

>>507525990 (OP)
Damn that jeet is fucked lmao

>>507525990 (OP)
Invest it. With a principal like that I should be able to rack up quite the interest, and it's easy to give it back once they find out.

Here's my phrase if anyone wants a free cool million

Nigger Jew tranny
Faggot Chud chode
Homo dyle shit
Fuck ass bitch
Cum Canadian chode

Have fun! All yours!

>>507525990 (OP)
First thing they should have done was moving to another country

>>507525990 (OP)
>liquidate crypto
>rebalance into inverse ETFs into both ends
>dca those positions
>wait it out until it's ready for harvest

>>507527028
This. Everyone knows damn well they're going to be able to get a court order to get their money back - there's no point in fighting it. The most you can do is get yourself an easily several hundred thousand out of it, then give them their original sum back as soon as the error is pointed out.
You don't go and immediately spend 10% of it on a fucking house that you know you won't be able to keep.

>>507526164
This. Covert it all to cash, gold, platinum, and silver and then disappear.

Why would you stay in the country? You should immediately leave and go to eastern europe or something.

>>507525990 (OP)
>which uses Matt Damon in ads
very important detail, thank you article writer

>>507526718
put 50% on black, 50% on 1-18 at roulette. Take the winnings and give the rest back.

>>507525990 (OP)
Spend half on land and housing, give it away to white families from church, save two for rental income, spend the other half on cancer research, Pick up a new hobby and never work for someone else again

>>507525990 (OP)
>put it in monero
>move to non extradition country
>hookers and blow

Imagine having so much money that 10.5 million dollars missing goes unnoticed for nearly a year.

>>507525990 (OP)
immediately invest it all in high yield dividends or transfer it into crypto and lose private key in boating accident followed by declaration of bankruptcy

>>507525990 (OP)
So if I invested and made 100 million dollars I could keep the 90 million and only have to give back the 10 million right?

>>507525990 (OP)
try to see if I can make some interest on it before paying it all back. They always get it back, you would be delusional to think you wont have to give the principle back or end up in jail

>>507526718
Sell it for real money. Crypto isn't real, you don't owe them anything.

>>507527563
>hookers
But why? You have access to your mom.

>>507526180
>>507526393
>>507527258
>>507527563
North Korea, or Afghanistan?
you don't have much options

>>507526718
Swap 90% of it for monero
With the rest of the money:
-Buy 100 plane tickets to all kinds of different locations across the world (send authorities on a wild goose chase)
-Don’t board a single one & instead use public transport that doesn’t need ID verification and go to a private airfield (they’ll know which of the 100 you boarded otherwise)
-Bribe a pilote to fly you to some remote location
Also
-throw away all your electronics and buy new ones
-abandon all your accounts
-swap the monero between a couple diff wallets
-only keep your final monero wallet
-only cash out a small amount to keep you going the first 2 years

Live like royalty afterwards and move somewhere where you can start investing a couple mil for the future

>>507525990 (OP)
move it all into cold storage
crypto markets arent the bank, they cant force you to do anything.

>>507525990 (OP)
>buy gold
>leave country to a place with no extradition treaty
???

>>507526711
>If I can't have it, no one can.
They will just accuse you of hiding it anyway. You might as well buy $10m worth of (((modern art ))) and burn it on youtube or some shit.

>>507525990 (OP)
cocain and hookers, in 7 months i'd be dead anyway

>>507527649
yeah, thats exactly the first thing i thought of doing if i was ever in this situation. put it all on sure stocks andwhen its eventually discovered just sell the stock and keep the extra. pay all the taxes and everythig so im gucci. no reason she couldt hav3e come out with at least 2-3 million if she had done that.

>"Melbourne" woman Thevamanogari Manivel

>>507527649
Theoretically yes

>>507527970
>>507528014

There was a kid that stole crypto and made an insane profit and he went to jail and only had to pay the crypto he stole

>>507527970
you could also hit a stock dip and end up on the hook for hundred of thousands of dollars

>>507526711
What happened to sites like consumptionjunction ? What happened to that content? Why aren’t there sites like that anymore?

>>507527563
this

>>507525990 (OP)
I bet the jeet he talked to on the phone was his cousin and that's why the acct number was entered in the value by "mistake"
Pay attan corporation, when you outsource calls center to india and import indians you your country this will happen.

Matt Damon?????

>>507527773
you cant have sex with your mother cletus
>>507527811
theres lots of options, including dubai, but you would only need to lie low for a while

>>507525990 (OP)
Go to Caiman Island and after coming back declare myself poor

>>507525990 (OP)
don't touch it because I don't want to be merked by a drug lord

>>507525990 (OP)
Convert that crypto into real currencies.

>>507525990 (OP)
I would have died of a cocaine and hooker overdose long before they could have ever come after me for the money back. If by some miracle I had lived I would just tell them aww jeeze dude it’s all gone I spent it all

>>507527533
There's not a single casino that would take a $10 million edge bet like that. Lol. Any money trick you can think of, the Jews have already thought of and have safeguards against.

>>507528245
she's not american, she's an aussie poojeeta

>>507525990 (OP)
Sell it all
Buy gold
Disappear

>>507528245
>you cant have sex with your mother cletus
Never stopped you before.

>>507525990 (OP)
2 girls at the same time

>>507526442
Kek, when crypto.com comes asking for the money back tell them to talk to Molly and tell them to tell her to give your anus juice back too

>>507528245
So its either UAE or Russia everything else is a death sentence

>waah give back my fake digital money

lol lol lol I'm sorry does it have U.S TREASURY on the front? No? Get fucked

>>507525990 (OP)
Put it all on red

>>507526718
It's very difficult to pull $10 million out of the bank to run with. Your best bet is hoping they don't notice for years and stealing the interest.

convert to judaism

>>507528496
you could live a good life in any of them with $10m

Best way to do it, as I have already said, but I will add to it
>Convert it all to Monero.
>Move the Monero to a hot wallet
>Move it again from the hot wallet to a cold wallet.
>Take a couple of years and covert the Monero to bitcoin.
>Trade the Bitcoin to cash
>Move the cash to a brokerage account
>Buy stable dividend ETFs
They can't do anything about it because they won't be able to trace it

>>507525990 (OP)
TZD

>>507525990 (OP)
>Cash out
>Buy gold
>Bury gold
>Go to prison when the time comes
>Get out of prison
>Dig up gold
>Enjoy my 40 million

>>507528245
>>507528496
>>507528769
US have nothing to do with this.
Crypto.com is from Singapur and She commited a crime in Australia, they can issue an Interpol arrest warrant and virtually all countries have to complain with it.

>>507529001
That's gay and lame
It's better to do what I said, but as soon as you move the Monero out post your phrase only so thousands of morons open the wallet and no one knows who moved the money at that point

>>507529102
i just looked it up, you get 24 months max for first time caught spending money you know isnt yours, i would put that shit in monero and just do the time if caught and tell them to fuck off i spent it all already, then move to a pay for citizenship country and live out my days in peace

>>507527464
plot twists; poojits were trying to scam matt damon but fucked up when they sent to a wrong address instead of their patsy

>>507528825
a judge will order you to pay it back
if they detect you are spending any money and get property they will confiscate it

>>507525990 (OP)
convert it to gold

>>507529305
I don't know enough about crypto, wouldn't trust them to not track it down. I do know some good spots to bury stuff though ;-) What's a few years in prison to escape wage slavery without being a bum

>>507529401
>Convert to Monero
>Move Monero Out
>Post phrase on X, Reddit, 4Cums
>Thousands of greedy Chuds access the wallet.
>Investigation runs into a dead end because it's impossible to show which of the thousands of chodes actually moved the money

Forget password

>>507525990 (OP)
Convert to xmr convert to buttcoin.

>>507529704
if the investigation don't find the money, it doesn't mean you are just free to go.
you will have to pay all back
if you get in posession of any property or money they will detect it and will take it from you

>>507529570
if you immediately transfer property in another family member name who then transfer it to another family member it's really hard to get it back and is a very lenghty court process. many scams like that out there where title paperwork is faked and property shifts few hands within short period of time with final owner buying it for a very discounted price like 10k on a 1 million property. court can take decade to decide

>>507529401
silly tard, they will pay local incarcered gangsters to torture you every day until you reveal where the money is.
>prison guards will see me and move me to solitary
it will take them a few hours max of incessant torture before you reveal where the money is.
needles under the nails, pliers, genital torture, ecc
enough time before the prison guards will react, not a good plan, people have dove worse for much less money

>>507525990 (OP)
Convert to monero, move to desktop wallet, buy boat and vanish

>>507525990 (OP)
why would they have to give it back? there are no laws covering a requirement to give back crypto, it's not money.

>>507530024
They have to prove YOU took it. They can't do that with absolute certainty if 10,000 incels also accessed the wallet.

>>507525990 (OP)
Do a 360 and flee the country with it

>>507530024
>you will have to pay all back
declare bankruptcy
>>507530087
prisons in switzerland sound wild, here we are a civilized country and our prisoners only hurt pedos

>>507530106
>move to desktop wallet,
lolwut

>>507525990 (OP)
Finders keepers. Fuck you cunts.

>>507530236
your prisons are so civilised they cannot keep a pedo ring leader in an antisuicide cell alive lol
muh cameras not working, muh bedsheets used as rope. you wouldn't even be a high profile person, they will pay the guards 1 million to keep their eyes closed and torture you to find the remaining 9 million. you think other prisoners won't take such a job?

>>507530149
not very complicated to prove
crypto.com have all the moviments and transfers of your account

>>507530236
>declare bankruptcy
then whats next? use cash for free grosery shopping for the rest of your life?
the IRS will detect any penny you will get and spend

>>507525990 (OP)
imagine not moving all that cash to an offshore account and fleeing the country

>>507530149
>They can't do that with absolute certainty if 10,000 incels also accessed the wallet

you are still responsible of that money, even if someone else steal it from your account

>>507527811
taiwan looks like a good choice from that map

>>507530459
i said pedos arent protected or cant you read?
>>507530561
move to cash for citizenship country and live out my days in peace with hookers and blow

>>507525990 (OP)
Put it in a high interest certificate of deposit and go into hiding. If you can delay returning the money for a year you'll have a cool 500k in interest. They are NOT going to let goyim keep the principal, but they might be so happy to get it back that they let you keep your profit.

>>507527006
Ok so you told them you're gay now what

>>507527028
Put it in a T note ETF like SGOV and collect 32 cents a month per share. At the end of the month you get the dividend and you cash out. Tax free since it's a treasury note. 10 million in T notes will get you $32,000 a month

>>507530867
i can read quite well, retarded nigger, you know that he wasn't killed by other prisoners right? and i'm sure your retarded nigger ass understands that with his death hundreds if not thousands of rich pedos got away with their crimes...this seems to indicate that you guys REALLY love pedos and will cut loose ends to protect them, even in the most secure prisons

>>507528245
What is there to do in Dubai? Just hang out at the beach all day on the hope that you catch a glimpse of some whores ankles? Dune buggy racing? I can't imagine how shit it would be being stuck forever in some dry shithole where you can't even drink yourself to death out of boredom.

>>507531112
This...simple and effective. No problems afterward.

>>507525990 (OP)
What the fuck is an Matt Damon ad?

>>507531200
>our prisons are pretty safe unless youre a pedo
>>but what about this pedo who died!!
u r dum
>>507531250
oh my sweet summer child, dubai was declared unholy a while ago so most of the women are not wearing burkas, or much else for that matter

>>507525990 (OP)
>buy physical gold
>oops I lost it

>>507525990 (OP)
>thevamanogari manivel
so a pajeet that was working at crypto.com "accidentally" typed 400.000 instead of just a 0 at the end while sending money to another pajeet?

>>507531250
I just need a gaming PC, access to Cheetos and Mt Dew and AC.

>>507531112
>>507527028
>>507527351
How do you invest it from the crypto platform?
I assume you would need to cash out the whole $10m to your bank account without the tax jannies getting tipped off.
Maybe there are some ETF-like "safe" low interest crypto investments on the platform.

>>507531527
I mean these people were able to spend it so clearly they got it into their bank account. What you do after is you do what I said and buy shares of SGOV. It's the safest and easiest thing you can do. Look at the chart. It's 0.30-0.38 cents per month per share dividend. Tax free. You can return the $10 million and keep all that money for yourself. If you're smart you just keep rolling it into something else

>>507527572
And then when you notice it, you kvetch and threaten to jail someone for your mistake.

>>507531446
>hey let's arrest the ring leader and interrogate who he pimped those 13 yo girls to, looks like he had thousands of clients
>woops he died
stupid ass 90 iq nigger, no wonder you make such retarded propositions about hiding millions of dollars and expecting to go to prison carefree hahahah

>>507531825
In the EU the banks are obligated to tip off the government when any transaction over 10k€, incoming or outgoing, has been made.

>>507531825
No Grandpa, that's the worst way to go. That can be tracked. You have to cash the coins in slowly to not draw attention. And nobody but 70 year boomers care about SGOV.
You get that from your monthly AARP flier?

>>507527536
>cancer research
Welfare for midwit """scientists"""

>>507531112
why not purchase more shares with 32k each month. if you double starting with 1 cent in 20 doubling you'll be way over a million. if you keep reinvesting everything then in theory you should double your money in a year

>>507526164

They’ll come after your estate, you infant child.

>>507532197
Hey look it's an adult. Someone paid attention when they learned about compounding investments

>>507527229
OH FUCK ANON THANKKS

>>507532099
Retard they're going to find you regardless. You take the money and at least earn something off of it.You're telling me your stupid ass wouldn't want $32k tax free? How retarded are you on a scale of Hawk Tuah Coin investor to Warren Buffet?

>>507532397
I dunno why people immediately go purchase crazy when come into large some of money especially by mistake or lottery. best is to pretend like you never got it, invest it and continue living as you were but now knowing you always have the safety net if shit really does hit the fan. life is so much easier when you know there are decades worth of savings if you lose your job tomorrow

>>507532533
>Thinks SGOV is "tax free"
You imbecile. Income from SGOV is taxed as regular income, unless it's in a Roth IRA, which you can only put in $700 a year,, which would take you decades to put all those millions into it.
Absolute jackass.

>>507532382
Not if you put your shit in an LLC inside of a blind trust.
First thing I did when I got into real estate, nobody can take my shit, because technically, it’s not mine, it belongs to the company.

>>507525990 (OP)
Both parties are at fault. The woman for not reporting an obvious mistake, the company for making the mistake.

>>507532884
$7000 not $700

>>507532894
This, invest it all in “a company”. File bankruptcy when they come looking. It ain’t your money anymore.

72 hour goon rampage

>>507525990 (OP)
If 10 million suddenly dropped into my lap I would pay off a few things for my parents, buy myself a modest sized apartment (penthouse? I don't know how it works) halfway up a tall skyscraper somewhere in the middle of New York (or Hong Kong, or Singapore, or in Tokyo if for reasons the first three aren't available) where the view is filled with as many other skyscrapers as possible, build a wicked fast threadripper PC with custom water cooling and an rtx pro 6000 GPU, and use the rest of the money to buy myself time to sit in that new home and learn a skill set that actually needs a computer like that so I both have a genuine excuse to need it and get to make money off of it. After that, it's career and family building time. But with an awesome city view.

>>507533149
you know you have to be 18 to post here, right, faggot?

>>507532866
Most people have zero financial literacy because (((They))) don't want people to learn about all the tricks and methods to get out of poverty. I would do the same thing as you said. I already have a house and savings, I'd just keep going on with my life like nothing changed. If I didn't have all that, I'd wait to double/triple the money before I touch it

>>507532884
You're right, I meant it as tax free from capital gains. You do still get taxed depending on your regular income just like any other interest income. My bad I forget who I'm talking to sometimes and have to hold their hands

Create another account, and move it. Then when they try to collect it back claim I don't have it. Let them sue me, it's a civil offense not criminal. Probably lose the lawsuit, but declare bankruptcy and delete the judgement for debt against me. Now I can spend it on whatever the fuck I want and there is nothing they can do to stop me.

>>507525990 (OP)
Probably some Leb Wog

>>507527811
Imagine being so cucked you think interpol will track you down for a civil matter worth less than 100m

>>507525990 (OP)
Why is she liable to pay it back? It's the company's mistake? That's like saying if I drop $100 bill and you pick it up a week later, you have to give it back.

>>507534130
yeah, this. I understand if they detect a mistake right away and do a chargeback within 3 days. If you send your money to another bank account and then realize a month later that you sent it to a wrong account your bank will kindly tell you to fuck off and take it up with a person who you sent a money to, good luck suing that person too

>>507525990 (OP)
>They have to send it back.
>Butt coin
Not regulated they literally dont

>>507525990 (OP)
Honestly, I'd get a nice 4-5bd, 3 bath house, pay off my car, get a second dependable vehicle(Toyota or Honda), buy a new Volvo truck for becoming an owner operator, get necessary permits, and save the rest.

>>507525990 (OP)
>massive spending spree and buy their dream home
Who the fuck immediately buys a 1.35m ho
>seven months after the transfer
Sounds like the company should be told to get fucked.
>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT DO ANYTHING WITH THE MONEY WE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WAS MISSING FOR MONTHS!

>>507527351
Are there any legitimate practices for financial stonewalling? You'll have to give it all back eventually, but how do you prevent that for as long as you can? Surely you want to avoid court fees and fines, but there has got to be a way you can say, "Hey we're working as hard as we can on our end to return this capital to you." and bs your way for as long as you can.

Give it all away to thousands of random people all across the country, anonymously. I know I can't keep it but they ain't getting it back either.

>>507528245
Indonesia
>Low End: In cheaper brothels or street-based settings, prices can be as low as $1.50 per session, with possibly even lower rates in very poor or underdeveloped areas.
I'd fuck 7 million whores is what I would do.