The recent ban on transgenders serving in the military means the Klinger Strategy will actually work.

We are about to go to war with Iran so this could quite literally save your life.

You can avoid the draft by slotting any slavers that come to your town.

>>507527968 (OP)

Just come to Brazil and I'll hide you frens in my favela, no need to become faggots.

>>507529298
b a s e d

Will I get a cute trans girlfriend?

>>507527968 (OP)
you can also avoid the draft by shooting your draft officers

Or have a psychotic mental disorder like I do.

Tried joining the ROTC a few years back, denied upon the mental evaluation. Recruiter told me to my face: "We don't want people like you running around with guns, to be completely honest".

There's still hope, frens.

>>507527968 (OP)
there won't be a draft you massive coping pussy

when's it coming?

two weeks?

>>507527968 (OP)
Would

>>507529851
What mental disorder?

>>507529691
>>507529079
Watch as recruiters come into the thread to tell you that there is no draft and never will be and that's why you shouldn't shoot the draft officers when they come to your home to draft you.

>>507532861
i am never more than arm's reach from a blicky

>>507532861
00 buckshot to the dick doesn't care if you're wearing lvl 4 plates.

>>507529543
Only if you promise to ride him in the bitch seat on a busted up moped in the favela slums.

>>507529851
>denied upon the mental evaluation
what sort of questions did they ask you?

>>507527968 (OP)
selective service and by extension the draft specifically says in writing pretending to be a tranny doesnt exclude you from the draft

>>507527968 (OP)
Never thought I’d see the day where I would have to become a tranny.

>>507527968 (OP)
>Klinger Strategy
But it didn't even work for Klinger, why would it work for you?

>>507529985
There won't be a draft even if we do go to war. There are enough people in the army right now and we probably wouldn't send that many people.

>>507529851
>denied upon the mental evaluation
??? how is it even possible to fail? Have you been in therapy for the first 18 years of your life with psycho medication?

>>507527968 (OP)
I'm already a tranny, my life is crosdressing.

I'd forceshit my pants while looking them deep into the eyes and let out a blood curling screech

>>507529298
Don't listen to him... He and his favelados niggers are going to fuck you.

>>507527968 (OP)
>The recent ban on transgenders serving in the military means the Klinger Strategy will actually work
Volunteer draft officer here. No, that won't work at all. You'll be charged with malingering under the UCMJ and sent to a prison camp where your labor will support the war effort. You might be able to avoid the front lines, but you'll break rocks for the next 20 years because of your choices.

>>507535288

Did you cut your dick off?

>>507527968 (OP)
No, you just wont be allowed to dress like a woman

>>507527968 (OP)
Seems kinda gay. But the other option is getting drafted.

>25 replies
>Only a Russian addresses the kino reference
You're all shills or mind broken slaves

>>507527968 (OP)
only applicable if you’re actually taking estrogen

>>507527968 (OP)
Time traveler from 2095 here. Just wanted to let you know that if you only knew how bad things really are, you'd know how bad things really are.

They're pretty bad.

>>507535707
Ever think theres less and less people who post here who watched MASH?

>>507527968 (OP)
Transgender people are too precious to send to war.

>>507535707
You are old

>>507535464
I don't have balls for that.

>>507535419
>you'll break rocks for the next 20 years because of your choices
That didn't happen for Vietnam draft dodgers or rioting in the White House, retarded draftpig.

>>507535991
Maybe they should. It's a great show. Especially the early seasons

>>507535991
>>507536101
>le epic super Mario world!1!!1!!!!!!
>NOOOO DONT WATCH THE TV SHOW
Generational warfare is was will always be Zionistic. I'm not even 30 yet lol

>>507534881
pretending? I mean ...yeah merely a jest

>>507536640
The Colonel Blake era was comfy. Potter was a tool, but mostly just at first. Command transfers be like.