Hey Chuds,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of jews because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on OnlyFans.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked AI Funtari people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all chudcels who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

picrel: It's me and my bitch

>>507530653 (OP)
He died not long after that pic and she got fat.

>>507530653 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>>507530653 (OP)
Spray on tan. Hmmmm.

>>507533234
Newfag detected

>>507530653 (OP)
Drink a beer you fucking faggot.

>>507533234
Hmmmmm youre a raging homosexual

>>507530653 (OP)
Man, John was dyel as fuck. I could hold him down and fuck his bussy and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

>>507533234
faggot who is new

Chud chad spammer gets the rope first

>>507533234
Worst trend of the 2000s. Even the Karadshian plastic doll look is better.

Hey World Leaders,

My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya.

Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, and Prime Minister of Russia and still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (She just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

>>507530653 (OP)
Hello John

>>507530653 (OP)
I have been meaning to get to the gym again.
If only there was a /fit/ supplement made of maple syrup that would give me the energy I need..

>>507530653 (OP)
Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>507530653 (OP)

rawr liek a dinosaur XD

>>507533815
Pretty much

>>507533036

>>507530653 (OP)

>>507534267
beautiful. never let it die, Anon.

DESU DESU DESU

>>507533234
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>>507530653 (OP)
Imagine typing all that. Probably AI slop. Whatever it is you have to go back you fucking fag >>>/reddit/

>>507533805
agreed, tho I'm pretty sure that trend was only like 16-24 year olds on the east coast of the US. I grew up in midwest Canada and never saw anyone like that. I did see a lot of ceasar cuts tho

>>507534201
TOPKEK

>>507534659
newfag lol

>>507530653 (OP)
ye

I will never forgive nor forget when illegal Canadian immigrants rioted in Detroit and set police snowmobiles on fire and waved Canadian flags around.

>>507534659
lurk more faggot

>>507534703
Saw it all the time in Norway. Even middle aged women did it. Guess they thought it made them look younger (lol).