Remembering the time in 7th grade when I did a school project on kurt cobain and I included a gore photo of a head blown to shit under the assumption it was him and got suspended for 4 months and got committed to a mental hospital for a time.

Fuck thought I was on r9k, my bad

>>507554457 (OP)
No one cares

>>507554457 (OP)
sorry that happened to you. Fuck teachers. they are retarded and evil

>>507554457 (OP)
You will love this
https://theync.com/even-more-ruthless-violence-compilation.htm

>how kikes see the world
>still think they can speak for everyone else's opinions

>>507554457 (OP)
Based

>>507554457 (OP)
Wrong board but thanks for posting this shit is funny as hell

I was lurking Iran Israel threads and thought I was on my r9k tab, honest mistake, but I can't delete the thread so mods pls help.

>>507554457 (OP)
kek

>>507554557
i care kike. eat missiles.

Sounds cool

>>507554457 (OP)
Kek i had a friend that wrote a story about being a hit man in like the sixth grade lmao they made him go to therapy or something similar iirc

>>507554457 (OP)
dave grohl killed kurt cocaine, fun fact

>>507555623
Ahhh I remember now they made him go to narcotics anonymous hahahahaha like what

>>507554457 (OP)
Kek

>>507555064
its ok anon. hope youre good now.

>>507554457 (OP)
i remember i used to draw people getting put in wood chippers and hanging each other and stabbing/shooting each other and my teacher would walk by and say "Hey that's pretty good". it was the 80s.

>>507554457 (OP)
Violated your rights.
Unless there were other reasons aside from the image.

>>507554533
Honestly better than the average /pol/ thread chin up fellow retard

Suspension I get, but committed to a mental hospital? You gotta give us more details OP

>>507554457 (OP)
In 9th grade I sat by this kid Tyler in math class and would try to draw cartoons to make him laugh. I drew all kinds of fucked up shit like a guy running over a cat with a lawnmower and some antisemitic shit (before I knew anything about jews, just because it was funny) like "R2DJew" which was an R2D2 with the little hat and curly sideburns. Anyway over the summer his mom found the notebook I was drawing them in and reported it to the school and we had to go in on summer break with my parents and his parents and have a big meeting. Luckily I didn't really get in trouble but I think they monitored us closely after that because they thought we were potential school shooters or something. Good times.

>>507554457 (OP)

>>507554457 (OP)
thats nothing
i bit a girls finger off and ate it when i was on kindergarden and had to go to consultation with a psych for 3 years every weekend

>>507556285
you just couldn't commit to the bit could you? pathetic. randy stair died for this

>>507556437
did you become a cartel torturer? does the aztec blood really make you guys that kookoo?

>>507554457 (OP)
I had to go to some meeting with the school counselor in 6th grade because me and my friend discussed the previous days episode of Walker Texas Ranger and didn't know what was going on until thinking about it years later because the guy was clearly based and thought my teacher was a looney leftist cunt for reporting this.

kek this reminds me of this kid back in HS who was selling torrented movies and music on burned CDs. I don't know why I did this because I didn't dislike him or anything. But I told on him and he got in shit. I even lied and said he was also selling porn and private pics of girls from around the school (which would have been illegal). He didn't get expelled but was suspended for months and was investigated by police. His parents beat the FUCK out of him too. I hung out with him a week later and he was just defeated. Never found out it was me either. It was so hard not to laugh in his face kek
Of course I don't think this was good. But it was funny.

>>507554457 (OP)
That was actually a picture of Courtney Love's vagina

>>507556177
I got in trouble almost immediately when the microsoft word slideshow came on the projcetot and was sent to the principal and staff to explain why I found it appropriate to do something like that, I sperged out at him and me being a 12 year old chud I kind of just blabbered on about freedom of speech and whatnot, I also eventually posted a picture of a gun on social media saying I'd shoot up my school and that was another catalyst for my grippy sock jail visit. I have tried to remove this memory from my mind but it's hard to when you overthink as much as I do and deal with guilt.

Alot of teachers are coddled children, more and more now, antithetical to the profession

>>507556695
>I am a sociopath
Good for you.

>>507556532
no the psych concluded i just had a crush on the girl and no healthy way to show it other than trying to eat her fingers

pfftfft, thats nothing anon. once time I was suspended from school because I kept walking around the school yard grinding my arm into the wall of the gymnasium. I would do this every day during lunch hour until the skin on my arms was rubbed off and it left a streak of blood all the way across the gym completely encircling it. it would get ingrained into the wall and essentially get stuck there during the heat of the day and the jannies would have to spend the rest of the day cleaning it. I dont know why I did it desu I told the principal that I was possessed by demons as a joke but looking back on it I probably was possessed or some shit ngl lol lmao even

>>507554457 (OP)
Seems like excessive punishment if you ask me

>>507554457 (OP)
Thanks for the good laugh

>>507556838
Have you ever tried 'mindfulness meditation' to cure your overthinking? It works.

>>507554533
No no this is the rare non-schizo thread this board ever gets, keep it up

>>507556838

Do they strip search you at mental health hospitals? At least be happy you didn't have to go to wilderness therapy like my brother.

>>507557486
Yes, I had to do the classic bend over and cough and basically have a grown man shine a light into my rectum thinking I had a gun or something in it, given scratchy ass anti suicide or self harm clothes, a hoodie with no strings and slip on shoes. Basically a more nicer prison.

I once needed to fart in class. I knew it was going to be loud and accepted it. After a loud shart, I yelled in my best sopranos impression, "ohhh! Who shot that duck?"

No one laughed and I was sent to the bathroom to clean myself up

>>507557743

Liberal tyranny. I'm very sorry, Anon. I hope things are better now.

>>507554457 (OP)
lol. When I was in 7th grade, the teachers came up to some pupils, including me, to invite us on a biannul weekend trip, so that we can become some sort of drug councillors for other students. The Idea was, that they give us a lot of brochures and info material. When somebody came up to us, they expected us to guide them to suitable adults. At least this is what they told us. Years later in my early 20s I realized, that this was not the case in all. WE were the problem children, trying to be helped on these seminars, not other children. They lied to us, gathered us and told us 8 hours a day, that drugs are bad and that bad decisions generally lead to a bad life etc. They got me good, the fool I was, not lying.