>UK advises against all travel to Israel as airstrikes continue
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kvk8jpy3vo

>Grooming victims' concerns not dismissed, says Reeves
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz0d09zkyy7o

>HS2 reports subcontractor over alleged fraud
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cje7edx5wzwo

>Prince and Princess of Wales share new photos for Father's Day
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy75703dyd7o

>Sainsburys and Morrisons told to stop tobacco ads
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93lze0le29o

>UK sending more RAF jets to Middle East
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ceqg440v0gxo

>Man hurt after vehicle falls from airport car park
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93y3kwp8vvo

Hope he dies this year

Are you ready for WW3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDVA9O5gQc

Poor lil gobbo got a hiding again kek

>>507559982
MY BODY IS READEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>507559982
I'm to fat to fight in WW3.
I'll have it on easy street, staying at home and shagging your missus while you're stuck in some ditch.

>>507560209
That wasn't him, he said so himself

Hands up, and be honest. Who is paid to post here?

>cor.. there's other larpers out there! But I'm unique and different me I am. Nobody knows I'm larping they don't. If I believe it, means it's real it does
Sad fat dole dosser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQCjCNHcFoU

>>507559300 (OP)
ffs there goes my holiday to israel

>>507560361
>>507560370
Ready for ZOG

Still seething about someone who isnt here topkek

>>507560865
Don't worry, I'll repost my mate josh larps this afternoon xx

>>507560865
He is definately not all there.

What will it be chaps?
Die for Jews in a swampy cold tundra of mud or die for jews in a rocky sunbleached desert? And your children too!!!
We must ensure the chosen ones have a steady supply of goy cattle to leech off for all eternity.
Dont worry if your whole genetic lineage is wiped from all time, there are trillions of Niggers and Pakis and Jeets waiting to take your place.
YAYYYYY.

>americans don't deserve this
>well ackshyually
ZOGGED

bunch of actual mongs seething into the wee hours about Josh
he’s dominated your lives

Joshua

tbf
gobba go on a break for a while
some of you need to get a life kek
plus dndlass want to hang out more
ta-ta brinnies
ill let the door smack

>>507561616
pick a team
>inb4 Sam isnt a zionist
https://vocaroo.com/1jaLNWMV8bqp

>>507562271
If he didn't have them he would have no one. It's a form of charity. Anyway, you are now in the filter for bringing him up.
Bye x

>>507562271
He's not been here for days but I've been larping as him while at work lel

All those missiles launched between Israel and Iran and nary a one came anywhere close to my tender bollocks.

>>507562541
Sorry buddy, this here thread is fer brits only, your kind aint welcome 'round these parts.
Now GIT

>>507559300 (OP)
local mcdonalds offered a free big mac to anyone that wore a jewish patch/shirt/logo to support Israel

>>507559300 (OP)
cimmeria the cymry
the cymry the welsh
the welsh cimmeria

>>507562541
Third party
I choose Team ZOG

>>507562790
imagine living all your life just happily waiting for the day a moslem beheads you and it's all spoiled by a damned Iranian rocket, these lads just haven't got much to hold onto at this point

>>507562152
American aerial refuelers onroute to the ME lads

Had so much jizz on my shirt this morning ffs

>>507562735
https://youtu.be/Ak40fT6L_Ks

>>507563269
You boyfriend needs better aim and you are supposed to lift it for him in the first place

>>507563025
@grok is we dying for israel

this reminds me of arJosh lel
https://youtu.be/4qlugj9Ce6w

>>507563504
speaking from experience aye?
maybe I’ll let you service me next time

>>507562541
he's unfortunately correct, doesn't make him a zionist, he's extremely outspoken about israel on his streams and zog soldiers and the US spending all your money on missiles for israel.

https://youtu.be/RzrjBZiw4KkvuoeqkV8GXVlpHuI

Do you reckon stephen zoggenstein will be off to fight on the front lines

I put myself in jail all on my own, nothing to do with you thanks fren

>switches out IDs
>keeps the same writing style
Thats the equivalent of wearing a fake mustache when you have a speech impediment.

>>507564077

God she's the definition of a milf. Happy birthday luv x

>>507564096
Learn to read then solve this puzzle
Fleeditr

Anyone got 10 tonnes of polonium I can download?

>More than 100,000 asylum seekers could be given taxpayer-funded houses, flats and bedsits, under Home Office plans.
>Ministers have been accused of taking taxpayers “for a ride” as they splurge billions on asylum accommodation whilst young families struggle to get on the housing ladder.
>Some 32,345 asylum seekers are living in hotels, while 66,683 are living in “dispersal accommodation” across the country.
>But the Home Office has told an inquiry by the Home Affairs Select Committee that this could rise to 100,300, under the terms of the asylum accommodation contracts with Serco, Mears and Clearspring Ready Homes, as it tries to close migrant hotels.

be real with me... what are the chances of there being a draft? can't be higher than 5% right now, surely?

>>507564865
zero if you're Jewish like josh

>>507561616
I love jews!

>>507564801
Average uk rent price 1,307 x 12 x 100,000 = 1,568,400,000

>>507564865
0%
Nothing
Ever
Happens

>>507564957
shut the fuck up you dim cunt
>hurrrrr josh hurrrrrr

>>507564865
Two-tier-queer-Kier's wife is jewish, so I'd say higher than usual.

>>507565110
fuck off josh

>>507565030
You just know they are paying vastly above market rate too.

>muh drafterooney

Glowniggers are extra glowy today.

i was sexually abused by a 52yo man with downsyndromes

>MI6, the UK’s foreign intelligence service, is to be led by a woman for the first time, Keir Starmer has announced.
>Blaise Metreweli, a career intelligence officer who joined the service in 1999, will take over from Sir Richard Moore in the autumn, becoming its 18th chief.
>Metreweli, 47, is currently the director general of MI6’s Q section, responsible for technology and innovation, and previously held other director-level roles in MI6 and in MI5, the domestic security and counter-intelligence agency.
>According to the other brief biographical details given in the announcement, she studied social anthropology at Cambridge University and spent much of her career in operational roles in the Middle East and Europe.
>Starmer said: “The historic appointment of Blaise Metreweli comes at a time when the work of our intelligence services has never been more vital. The United Kingdom is facing threats on an unprecedented scale, be it aggressors who send their spy ships to our waters or hackers whose sophisticated cyber-plots seek to disrupt our public services.”
>Metreweli, who was made a Companion of the Order of St Michael and St George last year, said: “I am proud and honoured to be asked to lead my service. MI6 plays a vital role – with MI5 and GCHQ – in keeping the British people safe and promoting UK interests overseas. I look forward to continuing that work alongside the brave officers and agents of MI6 and our many international partners.”
Wonder if thats why.

>>507565132
I'm going to counter that and say two tier will fudge the inquiry report today making more people hostile to the state for lying to our faces.

>>507565132
Ironically, neither of them have beards.

>>507564865
Why do you think the media keeps mentioning it for seemingly no reason? They were preparing you for it. All britbongs must resist it.

>>507566016
>be it aggressors who send their spy ships to our waters or hackers whose sophisticated cyber-plots seek to disrupt our public services.”

>Nothing about the economic hacking of our public purse by millions of economic migrants every single day?

No goy! Not like that no.

I can smell a tube of toothpaste from 1985

>>507565773
Is it really abuse when you were doing it to yourself?

Alot of brinnies out there flakin and perpetratin but scared to kick reality

>>507564865
There's no active legal framework for "the draft" all that ended in the 60's
New laws would be needed and to be voted on and Charles would have to agree with it, being the hippy he is it's unlikely he'd agree.

However, If Kate agreed to sit on my face once a month i'd probably volunteer.

>>507566161
It's just a clickbait distraction. if they really were serious they'd be building up equipment, rather than running everything into the ground. I think the main reason Starmer likes the war stuff is the costumes. it's much better than the bob the builder shit he normally gets

>>507564801
>be politician
>invest in real estate
>tell my friends to invest too
>create conditions where housing becomes unaffordable
>people sell houses
>friends and i buy more estate
>imports a medium sized city population of "refugees" fighting age men
>provides housing to them through private sector
>pays private sector with taxes
>i just stole taxes legally
>refugees cause chaos and issues as a distraction
>i get away with fraud
>refugees elect me again so i stay in power?
>refugees elect their own people and kill me
>profit???

many such cases, sad!

I had my right hand chopped off in an industrial mishap when i was 24, and was one of the first people in the uk to have a full hand transplant. It took a while but it is fully functional, although a little slow and numb. When i have a wank it is technically another bloke wanking me off.
Also the donor was Indian.

>>507559300 (OP)
is it acktually finally happening...

>>507559300 (OP)
Ever happens status: nothing

Great news about that Pakistani Men Doing Rapes enquiry. I'm convinced they'll get to the bottom of it thus time.

>women and wogball

>>507567066
Seen some industrial mishaps working hospital records department. There's one bloke who had their tendons ripped out of their arm by a sheet metal rolling machine, hand looked mangled and the tendon was stretched out of the socket. Looked gruesome.

>>507567217
They are going to let the pakis in charge of the councils and police in the areas where the worst of it happened do the investigations. The British sense of fair play shines through to ensure there is no bias.

>"Through policies that prioritise the cultural and economic integration of migrant communities while overlooking the social needs and identity of native Britons, the British government may be contributing to a form of indigenous neglect and this is a good thing"

had a salad last night
been farting nonstop
feeling bloated
if this the normal reaction to salads i see why vegans are always seething
its fucking horrible

>>507567581
Your body is just adjusting to the first time it has had to digest veg that is not potato deep fried in sunflour oil.

https://xcancel.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1934365106231451810#m
>Israel formalizes its policy of using its population as human shields
Wait, should we begin bombing Israel then?

Israel is our closest ally

>>507567742
gonna stick with steak an eggs

>>507568045
Smoked salmon and eggs is my new go to brek, absolutely clarse

>>507567581
Diet changes will do that. Just try and eat better, that’s all you need to do. If you have gone from BAMEslop to eating salad then it’s going to take some time to adjust

>>507568095
dont reckon we're gonna get that when we get shipped out to defend kikeingtonshirestan
>>507568126
i dont eat bameslop
why word i financially support the enemy?

Whats the middle east got to do with us? Why do you think theres going to be a world war over it?

>>507567010
No uk Mp has been harmed by an immigrant, no child of theirs has been raped or turned into a drug addict.
When the refugee style elected officials become too many those initial profiteering MPS will take their family and move abraod with the money they stole and live full lives away from the horror they created for normal citizens.

MPS that have done this need to be put in jail NOW.

>>507566016
>Q branch is full of public school girls with no science background??
Fucking spider brooch bullshit again (yes I know spiders aren't insects)

>>507568245
what did 9/11 have to do with us?

>>507568381
>How many teenagers get profiled in the Torygraph? Groomed for high places eh...

>>507567581
they don't want you to know this but vegetables are toxic

>>507568392
That was a direct attack on US soil bit different than pissrael.

Post yours you cows

>>507568664
well duh
ever experienced an oxalate purge?
is like pissing glass
>>507568710
>being this new

>>507568095
I went through a phase of hot buttered toast with proper nice sliced ham cold from the fridge on it, purely out of lazyness.Top scran.
But 3 smoked bacon + 2 fried eggs, (or 3 scrambled), beans, 2 toast just simply cannot be beat. Throw on 2 sausages and fried mushrooms if feeling greedy.
Z E N I T H of Biglad quisine

>>507568459
wat mean?

>>507568284
Put in the fucking ground more like

Found a brace of fieldies after all that rain wahey dindins

>>507569018
moleman would appreciate the company

>>507568917
>ever experienced an oxalate purge?
thankfully no cus i hardly eat vegetables

>>507569071
His flaming katana should be put to use on the traitorous cunts.

You had 25 years. Why don't you own Bitcoin?

>>507569276
CGT

https://xcancel.com/CDP1882/status/1934290400153645107#m
>GB News can reveal that 3 Pakistani nationals guilty of grooming gang abuse are the subject of ongoing diplomacy between the British and Pakistani Governments.
>Labour ministers were told that Pakistan is concerned about deportation ‘floodgates’ opening.
If Pakistan is worried that there's just so many rapists and other criminals waiting to be deported then maybe we shouldn't be issuing visas to them then? Just a thought

>>507569276
I had 67 bitcoin on a usb stick that i dropped down the loo in the little chef at stoke services in 2005.

>>507569408
3 grand a year. It is still free money

>>507568014
is that why they bombed London twice in 1994 as confirmed by ex MI5 agent Annie Machon, gee thanks Israel for bombing our city, if you look at the London 7/7 bombings you will find the official story is bullshit and in fact again Israel bombed London killing 52 people

>>507569423
Sounds like speculation of the brexity variety

>>507569511
Too much hassle that, i dont bother with stonks either

ISA and high interest account is easy and no stress so I do that

>>507568284
>No uk Mp has been harmed by an immigrant,
One was hacked to death by a Somali 4 years ago
Another was stabbed in the gut (and barely lived) by a Bengali back in 2010

>>507568095
try it with scrambled eggs, red chillies and coriander followed by champagne and a line of charlie

>>507559300 (OP)
how the fuck has chat gpt image gen gotten this good what the fuck this breaks my brain

>>507569696
>red chillies
Not in a morning

>>507569696
>champagne and a line of charlie
Drugs are bad

>>507569759
The video ai tech is becoming very sophisticated

https://xcancel.com/AviBittMD/status/1934281246533665214#m
>The United Kingdom says it supports Israel’s right to self-defense.
>Surprised but happy to see this much support from an Islamic country
What a charmless group of 'people'

>>507569650
It isn't much hassle. You sign up to koinly and it works out your realised gains. You only need to get involved with the HMRC and pay for the tax report if you go over your 3k pa.

>>507569769
>Drugs are bad
yes but there are times when a little indulgence is not so awful, sexy gf, some time off, clean, crisp bed sheets, breakfast, champagne and sex and drugs, special treat

>>507569605
Israel was also responsible for the Moors murders, my friend daryl told me.

>>507569895
Still more effort than leaving it in a bank and doing fuck all

I'm not too bothered about more potential money desu, there's already nothing to buy as it is. Except a boat, but I need some mechanical skills before I can even think about that

>>507566497
>pic
She kinda reminds me of Alicia Wild in Late night fucking. don't look that up

>>507569918
cunt

>>507567245

only plants i like are chives, garlic and onions tbhwy
and the usual seasonings
dont like lettuce
basically just crunchy water

Enjoy the decline, losers!
Convert to Islam now and they may let you watch while they ravish your women to death

>>507569833
wizardry

>>507570123
retarded cunt

>>507570203
youve done nothing but seethe all thread
sad cunt

Enjoy being eunuchs!!
They’re gonna make you lick your mother’s cunt to get it wet for them before they gang rape her ass each and every day
And you’re gonna have to stand there like a cuck and watch
Agahahahaagahahahahagahahaahahhaahhahahaha

>A new Covid variant spreading in the UK may be causing one “very painful” symptom, a doctor has warned.
>The new Nimbus Covid strain (NB.1.8.1) is now rapidly spreading across the world and is being closely monitored by the World Health Organisation.
>Latest data from the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) revealed Covid-related hospital admissions have risen by almost 10 per cent, with 947 patients admitted in the week up to May 31.
>Cases have also risen by 6.9 per cent with 1,211 cases in the week up to June 4.
>Dr Naveed Asif, GP at The London General Practice, warned this variant has a distinctive symptom, a severe sore throat known as a “razor blade sensation”.

glowmong switcharooni

>>507570488
Another round with the ZOGflu, this time I'll be ready

>wanting both sides to wipe each other out and leave the rest of the world alone
Ascended.

>>507570399
I’ve done you

>>507570629
Great. My career as a TV stand has been in a downturn for a while now.

>>507569215
No tape required
Miss moleman, ngl

Also morning

I'm a brown man who currently lives in England UK
I love Keir Starmer

>>507571097
most likely to be the only imagined achievement of the day

amazing innit
point out how quiet it gets
loads of 1pbtid pop out the woodwork

>>507571172
If you really loved him, you'd swallow.

>Ukraine + Israel supporters are in an awkward spot because Israel is essentially acting like Russia in preemptively launching a war to eliminate a threat.
>(Russia had the added casus belli of the treatment of ethnic Russians in the Donbas).
>(Israel urges U.S. to join war with Iran to eliminate nuclear program) If this happens, Russia will be able to do to us what we’ve done to them in (the) Ukraine.

>>507571258
I'm still here lad, between playing RE2 (the real one not the zog yidmake)

>>507571258
My shift has just started but I cba

>>507571176

got you squirming lmfao

>>507571258
>a few people just started posting? it’s a le Josh conspiracy!
you fucking dunce lmao

>>507571318
Smoked salmon, dogs brunch

>you fucking dunce

Gonna use that irl all day

>>507571318
havent you been playing that for like a month already?
>>507571330
fair

the absolute insanity going on in American politics right now, the jews have really screwed the pooch on this one.
Both the right and the left are getting wise on Israel and the JQ in general, its crazy that we're at this precipice of throwing off the Jewish yoke thats enslaved this nation since the 60s. Even your typical middle class liberal mom types are posting shit that wouldve gotten you canceled even two years ago as a rabid antisemite.

It genuinely baffles me how people, with access to the internet, still think third world countries are the way they are because of some abstract thing that is out of human control, and not down to the absolute dregs of humanity that third world countries produce. And to claim they deserve nothing because if they were meant to do well they would be (like Europeans and Asians, who all came from nothing) would go against their oooman rights.

https://www.tehrantimes.com/news/514373/Iranian-Navy-prevents-British-warship-from-entering-Persian-Gulf
>Iranian Navy prevents British warship from entering Persian Gulf amid suspected Israeli coordination
Based

VPN nonce shillling Islam. It all makes sense.

>>507572095
>British warship

It was Greta again

>>507571318
>still playing RE2
How? It's a 3 hour game, 12 if you do both scenarios on both characters.

What happened with the sniper on the roof at the Liverpool crash? That crash was huge news for about 2 days and it's been complete radio silence.

>>507562942
Lib Dems are the sensible choice. Prove me wrong.
>More economic co-operation with Europe to boost our economy, provide jobs, and generate more money for public services
>Sort out adult social care so that people who need care can have decent care
>Introduce proportional representation so the UK is more democratic
>Build more homes so people can rent and buy at affordable prices
Etc

Is there some sort of Josh fact file? A Joshhier, if you will. How old is he? Race, height, weight, any distinguishing features or marks. Where did he go to school and what work experience has he got?

>>507572605
>Etc
so you only had 4 (bad) examples?
not convinced

Fuck off glowies and your made up personalities.

>>507572774
it's occunonce

>>507572238
Never underestimate normals ability to memoryhole events. Less than 10% of people in England now are sentient humans with a soul.

>>507572774
I didn't want to make the post too long so I just mentioned a couple of things. Maybe the best idea though is increasing our economic co-operation with Europe. It would grow the economy, which would provide more jobs, and we'd raise more money in taxes to pay for public services like the NHS.

>>507572921
>Maybe the best idea though is increasing our economic co-operation with Europe
nuke brussels

>>507571683
>screwed the pooch on this one.
>are getting wise
>its crazy that
>precipice of throwing off the Jewish yoke
>that wouldve gotten you canceled even

>>507573038
Why? You don't want the UK to have a better economy? Better economy = more jobs = better life opportunities for Brits.

>>507566016
>spy ships and hackers

You can't even stop a dinghy. Sit down.

>>507572921
I've got a better idea. How about, we stop trying to make money, shut our borders and ban usury.

>>507573225
i was self sustainability

>>507573225
Fuck off back to whatever rock you crawled out from.

>>507573255
*won't

>>507572884
Yeah I know but does any schizo have some info on it? Glowed like hell and I'd have thought some conspiracies would be developed or looked into by now.

>>507569672

Gonna buy an old fashioned bowie knife for decoration/bushcraft... How can some civil servant fuck this over for me??

So the report is coming out any minute.

It's going to be really really bad for Labour by all the murmurs coming from the papers. It's going to explicitly say that race was a major factor in it being covered up so they're not going to be able to pretend it was a racist conspiracy.

>>507573337
Money is necessary to live. To buy food, to pay rent, to buy a house one day, etc.

>>507573412
I think self-sustainability is a good goal. If the world goes to shit then we want the UK to be able to survive and prosper as well as it can. But I don't think that means we should entirely cut ourselves off from the rest of the world. Trading with Europe, while we can, will provide more jobs. This will make us better off. We'll all be able to afford better lives.

>>507573491
Why do you say that? Surely I'm making a valid point right?

>>507573684
I got a gardening shetty before labour got in

>>507573225
>better life opportunities for Brits.
Fuck off. England for the English. Scotland for the Scottish, Wales for the Welsh. Ditch for the british union traitors.

In other news Graham Moorw of the English constitution party had his case against the government heard and scheduled at the high court. His complaint; election cheating. Scheduled for 2nd Oct in Helsby high court.
You won't be finding that reported on the bbc or gb jews.

>>507573819
Fuck off you spastic glowcunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo7i9eirEgk

It makes me laugh that all these leftists who do shit like this are all for one nation and one tribe but their alternate communities are exclusively filled with middle class whites because most non-whites have no interest in nature or living away from being able to claim benefits. If this wasn't the case you'd see BAMEs flock to these drug taking, free loving communities in droves.

>>507573770
which report?
there's a few in the works

God save rNHS lads

We are currently living in the British Century of Humiliation.
>Century of Humiliation?
The Century of Humiliation was a period in Chinese History starting in the 1830s/1840s and ending in 1945; it saw the longstanding Qing Dynasty be successively defeated and then ruined by internal turmoil, and ended with the declaration of the People's Republic of China.

Britain be seen to have been in a constant state of crisis, defeat, embarassment or turmoil since the 1930s.
>Abdication Crisis (1936)
>Egyptian Revolution
>Suez Crisis
>Aden Emergency
>Cod Wars
>Cod Wars Again
>Cod Wars AGAIN
>Troubles
>Hong Kong handover
>Afghanistan War
>Brexit shitshow
>Total Tory death
>Least popular government in history since 2024 elections

Who knows how the tail end of the Century of Humiliation will be? As we hurtle toward the 2030s...
>Royal Family under constant scrutiny, literal nonce on the throne
>Tory/Reform split means it's unlikely that Labour will be defeated anytime soon
>Lefty politics slowly creeping back into the mainstream
I look forward to the complete dissolution of the United Kingdom, the Royals fleeing to Canada, and the declaration of the Republic of Great Britain.

>A British Airways flight from London to India had to turn around mid-air when it suffered a 'flap failure' - just days after the same model was involved in the Air India disaster that killed all but one passenger.
>The Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner was yesterday less than an hour into its journey from Heathrow to Chennai when a pilot suspected a 'technical issue'.
>The BA35 flight circled for an hour over the strait of Dover to dump fuel before safely landing back on the runway at 1.50pm, according to data on Flightradar24.
>Just hours later an Air India 787-8 Dreamliner bound for New Delhi was forced to return to Hong Kong with another suspected 'technical issue'.
>It will raise further questions about safety concerns with the Boeing model, and comes on the back of a bombshell video of the Air India tragedy which an aviation expert claimed it proved the plane suffered a 'dual engine failure' before a catastrophic crash that killed 241 passengers.
>BA confirmed to MailOnline the Chennai-bound flight returned to London Heathrow as a 'standard precaution'.
>A source insisted it was not an emergency landing and it was usual for an aircraft to return to an airport after reporting a technical glitch.
>Unverified footage posted on social media from onboard the aircraft showed fuel being dumped.
indians can't into flaps

>>507573925
and when bames do show up

>>507573996
Child grooming one. You know it's going to be bleak reading when Starmer announced that U-turn on a Saturday evening.

>>507573770
Will it recommend deportations and prosecutions of those in public office?
If not, not interested.

>>507574112
The Chinese century of humiliation ended in an ascendant power. The British century of humiliation ends in the beginning of the millennium of niggers

>>507573611
I would project that I'm one of the most schizo foil hat wearers who frequent this board and i have nothing. Shall report back though if i do. It was pretty clearly a psy op that was aborted or failed so i wouldn't hold your breath. Id also point out that at best you'll have a load of suspicious inconsistencies that don't make sense and none of the normals will care.

>>507574281
we're on the cusp of a war between pakis and kikes
he wants people to support the kikes
the report isnt ready for release
these inquiries take months

>>507574281
Like the Leveson Enquiry or the Child Abuse Enquiry etc etc.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_public_inquiries_in_the_United_Kingdom

>>507574391
there's the casey report out today
the rupert lowe crowd funded enquiry
and the government enquiry

I've got a job interview today, pray for me

>>507574348
>he isn't looking forward to the 2nd War of the Roses in 40 years when Prince Jamal of the Black Rose and Prince Tyrone of the Black Rose fight to be King of England

>>507574502
Good luck, what's it for?

>>507574120
Divine intervention innit.

>>507574502
I'm awaiting news on if my house offer has been accepted. Probably hasn't though I could only offer listed price and there was one offer in place already with more people having seen it on Saturday. Expecting bad news

First time going through this shit so I'm not going to be able to tell between "you were outbid" and "you were the best offer but can we squeeze some more out of you before accepting" shenanigans.

>>507574391
>we're on the cusp
we've 'been' on the cusp of all-out war forlike 10-15 years now
every day
>OMFG SHTF DAY TODAY, GET READY IT'S WW3
>IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON, SON
but Chudda has been right all along, guiding us with patience and resolve

>Britons are braced for higher prices at the pumps, after a rise in oil prices caused by the conflict between Israel and Iran in recent days.
>Oil prices climbed again on Monday, as traders worried about the risks of a broader regional military conflict, which could disrupt supplies. Iran is a big oil producer, and accounts for about 3% of global supplies.
>As the conflict entered its fourth day, Brent crude rose 0.5% on Monday morning to $74.60 (£54.91) a barrel, while US crude rose 0.7% to $73.42.
>Crude prices jumped more than 13% on Friday to their highest levels since January, and closed 7% higher for both benchmarks, after Israel hit more than 100 targets in Iran including nuclear facilities and missile sites, and Iran responded with its own missile strikes on Israel.
>Thomas Pugh, an economist at the consulting firm RSM UK, said: “Just as tensions and uncertainty around global trade and tariffs seemed to be easing with a deal between the US and China on tariffs, the Israel-Iran escalation represents a new source of geopolitical tension.
>“The main way this will impact UK businesses and the economy is through higher oil and natural gas prices.”
time to start hording fuel i guess

>>507574696
we unironically could end up "at war" and chudda would be correct

until the average briton is in danger, nobody will care nor consider it a happening. same with brexit. it was a happening until everyone realised that a decade of negotiations would follow.

>>507572222
Take it slow m8, 30 mins or so then put it down for a couple of days. Currently on Claire B scenario then I'm done. Maybe move to re3 but idk it's a bit queef is re3

>>507574696
Even if shit goes down, it'd just be a proxy war anyway. No one wants their own troops on the ground except for the people already bombing each other.

Who are we refuelling?

>>507574302
Boomers think that the horror of naming in a carefully worded report that's probably going to be 2k pages and only available for download as pdf in half pages at a time which are all mysteriously 400mb each, will be all the justice they need.

>>507574897
We've got bases on Cyprus and Iran has threatened strikes. We've be idiots not to be combat ready at the moment.

>>507574897
The Lolita Express 2

>>507574302
It may not recommend that but it seems like it is going to say that there was 100% a coverup due to race. The left have been deflecting the blame onto police and individual social workers but it should be blindingly obvious that we already have safeguards in place to detect things like that, the only way it doesn't get acted on is if someone further up is blocking action being taken. It's going to be interesting to see how high up it goes.

>>507574897
I can hear a plane rn but nothing on flightradar. I don't like this bros

>>507574502
Good luck, mate.

are nonwhites jealous of whites and is that part of their hatred? is it fear? aer they embarrassed that we, especially the british, used to own them? or do they dislike us simply because we are not them?

i seriously cannot still be shitting
the fuck is going on in my guts?
what mythical powers does salad contain, for me to shit out more than what ive ingested?

>>507575284
Listeria

>>507575268
Yes. Obviously. Are you stupid or just woken up? Jews and third worlders hate Europeans because Europeans built the world. It's civilisational envy that has been seeded since the late 19th century.

>>507575268
>embarrassed that we, especially the british, used to own them
I think it's more that people act like they still do despite the fact that they come to our homeland and it's a shithole full of retards

>>507575155
I JUST SAW IT IRL but still no flight radar, it's NOT a commercial passenger plane

>>507575342
dunno just thought they didnt like us because we're not them instead of jealously or fear

>>507575284
>>507575339
e-coli is another one, especially in non-chlorinated salads.

>>507575339
dont have any other symptoms other than just pissing green shite from my arse

@grok doesn't start fights but it ends them

Hello britbros, this is random but I just wanted to say I had a dream I was living in London. I had a roommate from 4chan. The guy was really nice and I felt like I had a real friend, who was giving me tours through london and genuinely just giving me a friendship ive never had before. Anyways, I just wanted to say good morning

>>507575449
Remember to get some electrolytes in your body as well as water. Also ice cubes can trick your body into not seeing it as water and immediately shitting it out.

a plane just flew over my house

>>507575449
yer body's dealin with it, just give it some time and drink plenty of water

>>507575349
>aircraft not using its transponder
>IT’S HAPPENING!

>>507575268
>and is that part of their hatred?
No. They are filled with endless bitter hatred for everything. They are sour nasty hate filled monsters. The relentless accusations that we hate them because of skin colour is an externalisation of their own self reflection; what psychologists call 'projection'. These far left outfits like hate not hope are essentially a vehicle for projection, founded in the baseless assumption that their opposition is as sour they are.

>>507575623
A JEW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>507575650
If they've nothing to hide why are they hiding

It's the children who groomed the Muslim men according to this ghoul

>>507574502
Alhamdulillah, I hope you get the job, Inshallah

>>507575617
>>507575640
aye doing that already
gonna skip eating today an have steak an eggs for brekkie tomorrow

>bomber bummers

>>507575719
They’re probably coming to snatch you, mate.

>>507566497
>it, being the hippy he is it's unlikely he'd agree.
He doesn't have any choice the monarch hasn't blocked a bill since 1708. Royal assent is just a formality.

>>507575773
Private eye?

>>507575773
Least brainrotted Grauniad article

>>507575827
God I hope so, take me to a nice lush new planet

>>507575773
https://www.theguardian.com/profile/yasminalibhaibrown
Please don't post fake news or Marianna will have to spank you

>>507575704
A jew just dug under mine
should I be worried?

>>507575773
thumb screw time

I want to shag Zarah Sultana and talk about how much I hate jews and Indians with her

>>507575983
Be careful next time you need the toilet, one might pop up out the shitter and get you

Good morning sex-haventers
Nice day innit

>>507576058
grim

>>507576099
shorts weather today
am luvin it

When's this report being released then

>>507576099
It's good morning jobseekers

>>507575818
ain't there a biblicao story about a bunch of gays getting nuked for being gays?

>>507575983
No. Its quite normal. They need to dig tunnels every now and again to keep their claws at a manageable length. Also letting them reside in their natural subterranean habitat keeps the glaring sunlight from hurting their sun sensitive skin. They'll be back out by midnight to collect some shekels.

>>507576160
Shes like your only anti-jew MP, show her some respect!

>>507576058
Even her cousin wouldn't fuck that.

>Die for Israel or Ukraine
Neither,am dying of alcohol and drug overdose before I die for either lmao

>>507576244
2068

>>507576287
Jobs are for poor people

Do you switch energy supplier anymore?
Every since the price cap every 3 months I see no reason to keep switching every year.

>>507559300 (OP)
>yes, my fellow britons, we need to abandon our misguided sense of imperialism and focus on just living simple life on our island without caring anything that goes on around the world. That's how we'll get back to the good old days.

Morning lads

>>507576306
she's still a brownoid and is only anti jew because she's a muzzrat
>>507576303
phew thats okay then, wouldn't want them to be getting up to anything nefarious under there

>>507576194
Same lad, same
>>507576287
That's what I said

>>507576372
Oh. I get it. They thought it was his penis. But it isn't a negro penis. Its a dirty peeled plastic steering wheel. But they thought it was a penis. HA HA. absolutely hilarious. Because a penis is rude. And they thought it, which is rude.

>>507576582
it's pretty veiny for a steering wheel and pretty curved for a peenarse so i don't know what to believe

Good opportunity to make some monies from stocks because of this Iran Israel ting ygm

>>507576582
simple as

>BBC

>>507576483
The price cap is the maximum they are allowed to charge. And they all charge that maximum, destroying the lie about competition or a free market and reinforcing the lie that its just another goyim tax.

>Shop boss running illegal £1m tobacco operation ordered to pay £87k and sell BMW
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/shop-boss-running-illegal-1m-31849620.amp
Guess the race

>>507576698
cheers lad

>>507576698
How do I invest in urns?

>>507576881
>Guess the race
400m

>>507576485
Exactly. Our joy de vivre is found in our soil and brethren, not in chasing coin and consuming jewish crap. The world doesn't want us and we don't need to be involved in the rest of the world.

>>507576881
>Shop boss running illegal £1m tobacco operation
>sell BMW
blimey, anon, I just couldn't make assumptions based on such vague details

>>507576930
Egg and spoon.
(Coon).

>>507576924
buy shares in clay and porcelain

>>507576881
>Guess the race
"Welsh"

>>507576924
you will get a good ret-urn on your investment

>>507576995
Invest in the potmarket

How come North Korea have had nukes for years yet Iran can't get nukes?

>>507576943
deport the forens
isolate the isles
disband central government
deconstruct any new building within past 100 years
deconstruct energy infrastructure

>>507577121
Nukes are fake to make the normals think theres a something burger in their claims that the cuntry of their choice is le big bad wolf that only the gibernment can save you from.

>>507577121
Iran probably has nukes
they've been 5 years away for the last 25 years
they had centrifuges
they had the scientists
they even have the delivery system. i'm pretty sure they always showed the IAEA/Amerimutts the almost completed shit to get more money/sanctions lifted. Just like how the kikes built a fake nuke plant to hide the real one

Nukes aren't real, you ever seen one? Nah me neither, loads of made up jewish bollocks

>>507577465
What about truthnukes?

>>507577465
never seen an honest politician either
really makes you think

>>507573869
Fuck off yourself you fucking idiot

>>507577520

>>507577636
Find anyone to talk about the lib dems to yet?

>>507577125
Pretty based.

>>507562838
The British diaspora in the US exceeds the full population of Britain.

>The families of three of the British victims of last week's Air India crash in Ahmedabad have criticised the UK government's response to the disaster, saying they "feel utterly abandoned".
>"There is no UK leadership here, no medical team, no crisis professionals stationed at the hospital," said a family spokesperson.
What the fuck. It's OUR fault?

>>507577698
never seen him
never existed
>>507577769
local council of elders selected on experience for settling disputes
stocks and pillories for twats
hanging for the undesirables
10 year turnaround
harmonising with rnature
local produce
wild reared livestock
none of this halal/kosher bollocks
everyone can have a cottage an land to farm

>>507577901
>UK used as an adjective by ESLers
Most of them would be also Indian citizens as well surely so who cares

>>507577901

Welcome to the third world where everything is always someone elses fault and never their own. There is a war about to break out in the middle east and they will somehow blame it on us and demand we take refugees because of it.

>>507577726
I'll talk about the lib dems.
A bunch of self serving champagne socialists who despise the English working class because they are made up entirely from crypto nationals united under the british union fag.

>>507577901
>The families of three of the British victims
They're not even British.

>>507577901
bet you a greggs breakfast that they'll be demanding compensation from the uk government for that crash

>>507578034
>everything is always someone elses fault
Does my head in. All fault and blame belongs in India. If they can ask anything of our government, it's to get us to publicly condemn India's slow response.

>>507578286
Starmer will give it to them without a fight too.

>Why the fuck nothing selling on eBay.
I need the bastid money to dump in to stonks.

>>507577983
You can be the kang.
I'll help with the ditch shooting and cattleprodding the jews into the railway containers.

>>507577726
Not an argument

>>507578038
I would say the Lib Dems are trying to make a fair country for everyone, regardless of your class background.

>>507578435
Put "ENGLISH SELLER" in your item titles and your profile

>>507578626
bless you. God loves a trier.

>>507578420
It's in his festering manhole

>>507578468
shan't ask you to kneel
just stand at my side whilst we repair out home

>>507578435
I stopped using a few years ago. Became insufferable to wade through the hundreds of duplicate chink listings. Sick of it.
Then they wanted me to enter bank details to sell, no thanks get fucked.

>>507578626
Lib dems are another control op arm of Labour/Cons; think Reform but complete opposite, wants to rejoin Eu, wants infinity BAMEs and will absolutely net zero you to death to pay for it all.

>>507578891
They've reported me to HMRC because I sold some old t-shirts and a half-finished airfix kit.
Spoopy.

>>507578853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94IdL3djJVU

>>507578853
>shan't ask you to kneel, just stand at my side
This is how hierarchy would look in a monoethnic English nation of less than 20 million, working together for our collective best interests, and those of our soil and future blood.

>>507579035
>They've reported me to HMRC
Glad I jumped ship, what a bunch of fucking cunts.
How much did they report you to HMRC over?

>>507578891
Chink shite basically ruined every online marketplace out there from both a buyer and seller perspective.

>>507579035
Thats awful. Why didn't you finish your airfix kit?

>>507579181
>eBay will only report if you pass certain yearly sales thresholds:
>If your total sales on eBay exceed €2000, or roughly £1740, after fees.
>If you complete 30 or more sales transactions on eBay.
They made an agreement with HMRC earlier this year. I must have hit the 30 items threshold. Probably about £200-£300.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/sellercentre/selling/how-to-sell/selling-online-and-hmrc
>>507579268
It was a double kit and only wanted to do one of the planes.

>>507579229
Chinkshite used to be dirt cheap at least so it didn't always feel like a huge risk. Thing is there is no alternative to chinkshite anymore now. It's fucking everywhere now, online retailers and in shops. It's not cheap anymore either. Sick of it.

>>507575828
Interesting fact, thanks, I did not know that.

>>507579579
Yeah nah they can go fuck themselves. I'm not having hmrc breathing down my fucking neck for selling something I ALREADY FUCKING PAID TAXES FOR. FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEE

Spent 15 minutes thinking of coverting to Islam but i looked into sunni and shia and they are both kind of retarded and all the mosques are fucking miles away.
I think the cheese in my sandwich was off or something.

>>507579882
*reverting

>>507579035
I heard that if it would cost more to take you to court than they would get back in "unpaid tax", the HMRC will just drop it and you'll get away free.
Might be true, might not be. Might have made it up.

>>507579927
Yeah that, im not ginger so they probably wouldn't accept me anyway :(

>>507579101
shame it'll never happen

>>507579936
That was my first thought too. 30 transactions can be as little as a couple hundred quid, there's no way that doesnt cost HMRC more to process than they'd gain.

>>507579799
>HMRC hate him
>Learn this one weird trick to avoid paying tax

>Take out interest only mortgage and invest capital in high return stonks
>20% of interest payments can be used as tax relief, as well as costs.
>????
>Profit
Used to be 100% but the cunts are starting to get wise to it.

>>507575828
Technically they've unofficially blocked a few bills on a legality basis.

Any law abolishing or reducing the power of monarchs, or that can be used indirectly used to do so is illegal unless it was specifically voted for in a manifesto. The Queen used to force amendments on a lot of laws that could be used to control or depower the monarchy.

>>507579035
They'll report any takings over a certain amount, it's purely book keeping. You're not going to pay taxes on them unless you made a significant profit on them (thousands) or sold them as part of a business.

>>507579936
>>507580158
If you don't report it on self-assessment they will just fine you for not providing the info, no court necessary, and then take it back from your PAYE if you're a wagie. If your self assessment and ignore payment requests they will send it to court but you'll get prosecuted for tax evasion and face jail time and a further fine and costs so they don't care.
It's not about the money for them.

autocorrect keeps turning itself on ffs
>>507580512

>>507580460
Yes. They're after CGT for high-ticket items and business sellers registered as private sellers.

Going to see my first brass on anons recommendation, wish me luck lads.

>got the call from the estate agents saying I was outbid
>upped my offer by £6k

Don't know if I've been rused but I know the one thing they are required to be honest about is the number of the offers on a property so I probably was outbid. Can't go any higher than that though so will probably get outbid again but at least the arseholes who beat me have to pay more.

>>507580322
>>Take out interest only mortgage and invest capital in high return stonks
What lender is giving you an interest only mortgage with no underlying property asset.
What am I missing?

>>507580876
>they are required to be honest
Cute that you wanna believe. Estate agents work on a percentage of final sale.

>>507580876
Gazumped

>>507580900
>What am i missing?
Delusions

>>507581125
Seems far easier just to get a donkey sanctuary if you ask me.

>>507580900
>no underlying property asset
No, you have to have a property to get a mortgage. You do own your own property, right? If not, you probably don't need to worry about tax schemes. Just claim low-income tax credits or something.

>>507581175
They've closed the "donkey hole" thats why Starmer got rid of them, no more donkey hole to exploit.

>>507581205
Far too much exposure to stock markets, interest rates and housing market.
Just get a donkey sanctuary like Kier and be done with it.

>>507580997
False offers are one of the few things that estate agents really get clamped down on and there's almost always enough of a paper trail to prove you've been lied to.

It's not worth it for and extra £50 commission to the company and maybe £5 to the individual agent.

>>507581322
>>507581313
Donkey hole status: CLOSED