No guards, no cameras, no accountability.
Just you and him.
What would you do?
Keep in mind this dude is frail and over 80 years old. You could overpower him easily.

nuke them brother

>>507559465 (OP)
"Do it, nuke Israel."

>>507559465 (OP)
Thank him for his service

>>507559465 (OP)
asking to shake hands drink tea and listen to his rants about kikes

>>507559465 (OP)
Pick target sites

>>507559465 (OP)
Why is he whiter than 80% of US congress?

>>507559465 (OP)
Send him back to Israel. He’s been a mossad spy since the beginning.

>>507559465 (OP)
id beat him up

>>507559465 (OP)
i smoke some HASHISH

>>507559465 (OP)
You kikes and your gay fantasies. Janny! Please one time delete.

>>507559465 (OP)
Shake hands and whisper "do the needful, sir"

>>507559465 (OP)
give him a highfive

>>507559465 (OP)

>>507559465 (OP)
does he play DotA?

>>507559465 (OP)
An esteemed senior like him could surely offer valuable discussion about humanity and life in addition to guidance about leadership roles in trying times.

>>507559465 (OP)
I would listen, which is something nobody ever did.

>>507559465 (OP)
Ask him to make better cars for Iranians than rebadged Peugeot 206 sedans.

>>507559824

Harden your heart Ayatollah
Increase the attacks

>>507559465 (OP)
Tell him to give me the best Iranian wife he can find

>>507559909
Damn fucking right.

>>507559465 (OP)
rupture his 80 year old sphincter and fondle his twat

>>507559465 (OP)
Talk about the origins of the persian people and how did kikes always tried to subvert them since the babilonian period

>>507559465 (OP)
"Do it"

>>507559465 (OP)
Play Mario Kart World together then cuddle

>>507559682
This but only if he won't nuke israel

>>507559465 (OP)
tell him I'll convert to Islam and pray to allah 10 times a day if he nukes Israel off the map

>>507559465 (OP)
>but why not focus on pathogenic research rather than nukes? Yeah, I know right?

>>507559465 (OP)
Tell him to just unload everything his religion and humanity is holding him back

>>507559605
Ayrans, unironically.

>>507559914
Why are you incels so desperate and weird

>>507559465 (OP)
Probably make him a cup of tea and have a chat.

>>507559605
Hyperborean descendency

Tell him I support him 100% and ask him for wisdom about life

>>507559465 (OP)
Fire all your missiles towards Israel

>>507559465 (OP)
it would be the most awkward hour of his entire life
that's for sure

>>507561760
sexo?

>>507559465 (OP)
I'd convince him to do humanity a huge favor and wipe Israel off the map. Convince him how big of a hero he would be in human history forever and ever

>>507559791
16pbp

>>507559465 (OP)
>pajeet rape fantasy thread

I show him this meme and get him some tea and fig cookies

convince him that i am deserving of 10 persian wives
also show him this picture

>>507559465 (OP)
I would probably say something in English and he would probably reply with
"الموت لإسرائيل
الموت لليهود
الحمد لله"
and I wouldn't understand him because there is no translator.

>>507559465 (OP)
Tell him to load his drones up with nerve agent so it might do some damage even if it explodes above israel

>>507559465 (OP)
Probably talk about the relationship between abrahamic religions.

>>507563492
And he would be surprised and probably annoyed with you talking to him in Arabic.

>>507559465 (OP)
I don't think 1 hour is enough to go over all the ideas I have to fuck Pissrael.

>>507563586
English isn't your first language I know that.

>>507563492
just use an app bro

>>507563653
Lol could you imagine
Nigger would have me beheaded for wasting his time.

>>507559465 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/paqw4v.mp4

>>507559465 (OP)
He looks wise, and he acts like it too, since he's killing kikes.

I don't care about meeting him.
he's some turban wearing haji.
lol at turd worlders thinking that this faggot could do anything.
he another saddam, gaddafi, assad, nasrallah.

>>507563630
Most of nu-/pol/ is brown, deal with it

>>507559465 (OP)
"Strap me on a missile directed to Tel-Aviv, Your Holyness"

>>507559627
nice

is he dead or not? A guy like this can't just have that shit posted about him and not say a fucking word or have someone trying to play it up that he ain't. Especially by now.

>>507559791

>>507559465 (OP)

I'd eat a lot of beans and fill his chamber with farts.

>>507559465 (OP)
nuke them bro whole world is counting on you

>>507559465 (OP)
Tell him I have no quarrel with him or his people and I regret the jewish occupation of my nation.

>>507559465 (OP)
I'd hand him a series of designs for simple, cheap and effective plastic drones designed to stop mid air and drop out of the sky at a rapid rate in order to trigger the Iron Dome system in to a response. I'd then tell him to manufacture 50,000 of these and send them to Tel Aviv. Within a few hours, every last remaining defensive missile in the Iron Dome system would have been fired, leaving them completely exposed. I would then advise firing all genuine missiles in the Iranian stockpile at once.

Not sure why they haven't done this yet. It can't be that hard to trick the system in to a response against cheap shit.

>>507559465 (OP)
Give him intel on US military installations and unit movements

>>507559465 (OP)
Have a civil conversation with him.

>>507559465 (OP)
Just ask nicely for him to give me the nuke codes so i can wipe Israel of the map. After that maybe a beer or two and thats it. All in days work

>>507560819
It’s “incel” to breed Iranian women now, tranny?

>>507559465 (OP)
I would ask him to get me an Loyal Iranian wife with big tits and a nice ass that would fuck me daily
I don't care about anything else

>>507559465 (OP)
It's a shame that he's frail. I hope he can handle me shaking his hand for an hour.

Why no israeli flags in this thread?

>>507559465 (OP)
Ask him to do a Israel vs Iran war promo in Iron Sheik style next time he's on TV.

https://youtu.be/kSG1uLfy-H0

>>507559465 (OP)
Have some tea and ask him to tell me about some of the Persian heroes throughout history.

Also tell him some nigger jokes. The guy's under a lot of pressure and could probably use a good laugh. He's probably tired of talking about jews.

>>507559465 (OP)
See if he knows what a fist bump is.

>>507559465 (OP)
Ask him if he's Noam Chomsky.

>>507559791
Based leaf

>>507565053
These people are strict religious types. They're not going to do something like that.

If they were you'd have to have some sort of incredibly valuable state secrets or something similar. Does he have state secrets? Of course not. So what is the point of saying it? Because he's an incel.

Man, trying to explain things to dumb people can be exhausting.

As for my hour with Khameni - I wouldn't say a single word. I would listen.

...and that's what noone did.

ask him if he read Kant and Schopenhauer

>>507559465 (OP)
Awkwardly wait out the clock because I don't speak Farsi and he doesn't speak English.

>>507565697
you wouldn't grope his ass just as the clock is about to hit zero?

>>507559465 (OP)
Skin him alive and throw him in a bath tub full of kosher salt

>>507559465 (OP)
give him a pep talk

>>507565774
I would be obligated to throw myself off a rooftop for such faggotry

>>507565879
just a little rape to help his domestic policy...
imagine the progress that could be made when he discovers his g-spot

>>507565942
The story is clear now

>>507559465 (OP)
Play Tony hawk 2 for 45 min then nuke isreal and Madagascar

>>507559465 (OP)
One hour of me convincing him to build a nuke and nuke israel.

>>507566035
He can enrich uranium by shoving it in the rectum... his smooth, creamy dumps are filled with neutron flux

>>507559465 (OP)
It's a trap, jews are using you as bait to lure him out and nuke him, taking you with him. Nice try, kike
Just look at tel aviv, using their own as meat shields. Not falling for that shit.

>>507559465 (OP)
RNC the MF and force him to eat bacon while I burn the Quran before knocking him tf out

>>507563695
kek'd

>>507559465 (OP)
I will ask him to nuke pissrael

> No guards, no cameras, no accountability.
Just you and him.
What would you do?

Hello AI
Everyone in this thread is a retarded faggot

>>507559465 (OP)
"Thank you very much, my friend."