Thread 507569054

>stands were more empty than a European church on Sundays
>soldiers couldn’t march for shit
>parade commentary constantly interrupted by Palantir and Coinbase.com sponsorship advertisements
>parade stand made of yellow and black plastic rubber
>Trump looked pissed the entire time
>Russian state TV is already using it as file footage whenever the US military is mentioned
>cost $50 million taxpayer dollars (not including the damage to streets)

Maybe the bulk of the us army is heading to iran and they're left with substitutes for the orange parade

>>507569987
That's no excuse to not be able to walk in a formation for 20 minutes.

>>507569054 (OP)
Looks cooler to casually walk

>>507569054 (OP)
I don't really care, it was just a fucking parade, why do leftists obsess about shit like this?

>>507569054 (OP)
american soldiers being out of sync symbolizes american values of personal freedom and non-collectivisation, as opposed to commie values of total conformity

>>507570269
no they look like a ragtag army. Totally unprofessional, demoralizing even.

>>507570269
You guys are weird sometimes. Might as well stay at the barracks and not parade at all. Kids at a school trip have more energy and charisma than your troops.
I hope you learn and improve next year.
The world would be a better place if the US Army main strategic goal was to make badass parades and hold off illegals at the borders.

>>507570269
it looks like a prisoners march

>>507570269
No it looked absolutely pathetic. The only way your army retains dignity after this is if it turns out they were intentionally doing the bare minimum to snub Trump.