i mog yall bitchass NEET chudcels

>>507575181 (OP)
>essential Europoor

>>507575181 (OP)
alright cool pierre, now give those keys back to your sugar daddy

>>507575181 (OP)
which ones your parents car keys

>>507575181 (OP)
We have almost the lines hands I bet 2 important events happened in your life.

>>507575181 (OP)
>bragging about owning a BMW
A least get a Porsche, you pathetic faggot.

>>507575181 (OP)
Bmw is a mexican car in this side of the hemisphere faggot. And it's trash but not as trash as french cars.

>>507575181 (OP)
BMW means big money waste.

>>507575181 (OP)
>my boyfriend's, my wife's boyfriend's, my husband's boyfriend's and my car
The bagetussy gon go crazy

>>507575181 (OP)
>muh cars
France is never beating the brownoid allegations

I wouldnt gloat if I were driving around in a bmw of all things

>>507575181 (OP)
woah dude is that a piece of plastic to unlock a moving metal cage

>France aka meme flag

Way to spend your extremely limited time on this earth chasing money to have more than 1 car you absolute fucktard.

When shtf, remember to eat your fucking car. I'm sure your cars will help you liberate your shithole country from ahmed and co too.

>>507575409
Nice monte carlo anon. Ive been wanting an old Chrysler for a while before it became a niggermobile

>>507575181 (OP)
you're a fucking french faggot that drives a bmw, whoopity do captain obvious

>>507576532
I had a friend with a 87 New yorker in high school and that thing was a beast.

>>507575181 (OP)
The only positive say I can say from this picture is that at least you don't drive an Audi.
I wonder why Audi drivers are usually so aggressive and retarded.

>>507575181 (OP)
Thanks for the cars Pierre

>>507575181 (OP)
all slower than my SS

>>507576834
plus I get to display SS in public

I am looking into getting a 2015 gtr with 38k miles and really nicely done mods. Car is straight as an arrow. 85k. Thoughts?

>>507575181 (OP)
Your drywall screams "I rent an apartment"
The keys look years old.
I literally have the same key hook in my RV, got on Amazon for like $4.

Weird flex but okay.

>>507575181 (OP)
Lol that's a e90 key... I could get one for like 2k....

>>507575181 (OP)
Cars, especially bmws are for french pussies. Real men drive trucks. What the fuck are you going to do if you have to buy something big? Pay someone to pick it up and drop it off like a true pussbag?

>>507575181 (OP)
>pays 4 shitty German vehicle registrations and inspections per year award
>pays to maintain 4 shitty German cars award
>can't afford a new car award
>Europoor award

>>507575181 (OP)
Because it’s “I supply what you buy and demand what you pay for it”

>>507575181 (OP)
Good to see you're getting BTFO on car payments, of course a frog would be gloating about being nigger rich.

>>507576829
>put le keys in a Faraday pouch
What now?

>carnigger
Yawn.

>>507576905
Gay automatic awd heavy and the gearbox cannot handle repeated hard launches so wtf is even the point? What kind of driving do you do? Buy an american 90/2000's land yacht and a recent 1L jap bike.

>>507577000

checked, hope le faggo has fun repairing his plastic shit boxes, enjoy replacing everything after your shitty ass chink plastic goes brittle.

>>507575181 (OP)
>he doesn't own a chevy
lol, faggot

>>507575181 (OP)
only a bmw owner would be stupid enough to own 4 cars

>>507577079
>Break in
>Take it out of the pouch
>Transmit the signal to the car
What now?

>>507577197
At least he hasn't stolen 4 cars this week like you gypsy scum. Go ride your mule down to the river and take a bath you fucking stink cunt.

>roommates
kys

>>507575181 (OP)
>BMW
Nafri claws typed this post

>>507575181 (OP)
le leasing sur les bmw occasion à 100 balle/ mois LMAOO

>>507577291
quiet, colony

>>507577203
Kek

>>507575181 (OP)
if you have a key past pic rel, you have a fake and gay bmw, except for the s85 models only those can stay because v10

>>507575181 (OP)
Judging by the wear on those keys, you own several 20+ year old rusty 320D's each on 200,000 miles.

>>507576788
I had one of these after high school. had glass packs this guy i bought it from put on it. got pulled over on the interstate one time and the cop told me he could hear me coming from a mile away.
it had the smallest v8 motor chevy made in it; 267,and a racing transmission. i would catch up with traffic then blow them away when i did.
this is the same color and style I had. minus the rims

>>507575181 (OP)
>buncha third hand German shitboxes
Abdul confirmed.

>>507575181 (OP)
>Bayerische MakkWerke
>Black Man's Wheels
>Bang My Wife
Kek

I don't give a fuck about what anyone who drives a BMW has to say

>>507575181 (OP)
NPC.

Cars are worst possible investment for money they devalue like hell co fortune run and maintain.

But thanks for given germany so much money you stupid french faggot frog

>>507575181 (OP)
next time change the filename, low iq shitskin

stop trying to dox the connection of someone it do not work

>>507575181 (OP)
>four old cars
Why? You only have one ass to drive around.

>>507575181 (OP)
All of that money could have gone into an index fund and you would be retiring early. Now you get to be a wagie for a long time, especially if you went out and took on some bank loans.

>>507577291
lol

i failed my drivers license test 19 times, i mog you all

>>507575181 (OP)
You're spiritually not white. I hope you know that.

>post a BMW thread
>see Americans seethe while suggesting much worse cars

Tale as old as time

>>507575409
No it means "Bring mich Werkstatt"

>>507577513
People are unironically going into huge amounts of debt for these type of vehicles and never go off road or fill the rear tray with anything, other than a flat screen tv.

Nothing says "I am a faggot cuck to my jew bank and a proud wagie" than going into debt for a car.

>>507575181 (OP)
My whole family likes bmw and i like them too. THey are nice cars. I like the m3.

>>507575353
This. And not one of the new gay ones.

>>507577203
>le tricky poojeets break into your house to steal your land cruiser for shipment to Mumbai
>you attack them in self defense
>get arrested and go to slammer for 10 years
>poopjeet out of jail same week and gets $5,000,000 from government as apology plus your land cruiser

>>507577884
bmw is the ultimate white trash car though

>>507575181 (OP)
damn, Mohamed, where did you steal all those keys

>>507577379
quiet, thirdie

>>507575181 (OP)
Cars aren't impressive to anyone apart from poorfags and manlets.

>>507577998
Not mine though.

>>507577079
The Faraday pouch that leaks because some Indian sewed it together.
Get a hard case with high db attenuation that has been lab tested, you tool.

>>507578403

>>507575181 (OP)
Lemme guess one key is your girlfriends one is your girlfriends baby daddy the other one is you boyfriends and the toyota is yours?

>>507577948
All flash no cash goes the saying.

>>507577979
I liked the 80s ones that were square.
Straight 6 soiled brick with a 5 speed manual trans.
For some reason they went from fun stable cars to expensive german mustangs.
Never go full mustang.

>>507575181 (OP)
>Bmw
Your skin may be white but you are nigger inside

>>507578419
Just wrap it in tinfoil.
>>507578403
your indexfinger has a gut

>>507575181 (OP)
Which one is the first key from? E30, e28? Its probably the only interesting car from them, other being some high millage 10 years old 3 or 5 series.