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>>507576222 (OP)Funniest thing is that even that monster gets a waifu, while you sit at home and play with your smelly spaghetti
>>507576484Nah she married him when he was a chad, he got obviously severely burned in Iraq irrc and she divorced him shortly thereafter.
>>507576495yes they think chud bro. they just wired differently
>>507576484But she divorced him shortly after though.
>>507576222 (OP)They divorced a year after the wedding and he later OD'd on heroin and booze.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel
>>507576484She married him due to social pressure and divorced shortly after.
What you don't to look like a good person.
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>>507576222 (OP)The "if only you knew how bad things really are" face
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>>507576222 (OP)the likeness to Toxic Avenger and his blind girlfriend is uncanny...
He went to war and got mained fighting people who would have made it illegal for her to divorce him.
>>507576860I can't even blame her. Imagine being engaged to a normal looking person and they come back looking like that
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>Hmm
>His face is burnt off, lips, nose, ears, gone
>lost one of his eyes
>Left arm gone, most of the right hand
>Got shrapnel in his head, a hole in his skull
>Should i do the right thing?
>...
>No, let's have a little fun first, try what kind of abomination i can create
Evil fuckers will never let an opportunity for a good experiment go to waste.
All in the name of science of course.
>>507576222 (OP)this is the future for all amerimutts willing to die for israel, minus the girl of course.
She wishes he did die for Israel so she did not have to marry that ghoul
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>>507576615> born in Peoria, IllinoisI'll never shed a tear for the zogbots that travel halfway around the world to go to someone else's house and shit on their plate. Worse than the niggers that come here on the boats
>>507576653The body metabolizes heroin into morphine
Technically, you are right either way
>>507576222 (OP)My man served Israel good. What an alpha!
>>507576653Man I wish they would let us have opiates again. 2000s were so comfy.
Military fucking sucks, you will come back with PSTD, a cripple or people online will laugh at your funny looking corpse.