Every phone comes preloaded with Pegasus and a free Palantir app.

>>507584638 (OP)
2½ months late.

>t
you lost.

kek noone even wants to post itt

>>507584638 (OP)
GET IT HERE NOW!! https://trumpmobile.com/

>>507584638 (OP)
everyone who buys this deserves to lose all their money

i'm not chinese, so I don't associate american brands with national success
kill yourself chink

>>507584638 (OP)
>>507585041
Looks better than my shithole, is it a rug pull?

>>507584638 (OP)
>gold phone
>gold watch
>gold shoes
>gold furniture
Why does Trump have the taste of a 2005 rapper? Is he a nigger?

>>507584638 (OP)
Apparently they have a custom app on the phone called, "chapter 7". If you get to the point that you can't pay the bill, or you're unhappy with the service, you just "hit the 7", and the phone and service is liquidated.

So which Chinese phone is this based on?

>>507584638 (OP)
paint job of this one:
https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005007003174910.html

>>507586300
Trying to impress the Saudis.

>>507584638 (OP)
are trump phones manufactured in israel? i don't want to be near anyone with one of these goywares

>5000mAh long life camera
kek

>>507584638 (OP)
>5000mAh long life camera.

>>507584638 (OP)
how many oz of israeli c4 does it have inside? i wouldn’t want to just lose my hands i want it to kill me

>>507587464
>>507587603
Fucking this. Whoever wrote this spec should get capital punishment.

>>507584638 (OP)
This has gotta be AIslop

>>507586300
His entire persona is a poor man's idea of what they think wealth is, hence the gaudy gilded bullshit everywhere.

>>507586300
partly nigger & especially jew

he likely doesnt know that this turns large parts of his base off

>>507584638 (OP)
What country is it made in?

>>507584638 (OP)
It will come with ICE speed dial to report illegals, unless they work in meat factories, hotel chains, farms, etc.

>>507584638 (OP)

Shared secrets are cared secrets.

>47$/month phone plan
Is it a normal price in the US?.

>>507584638 (OP)
Pass: For I use RAND synthetic telepathy provided by the DoD for free: tho not willingli.

>>507587437
We call it "face unlock" and we think you're gonna love it!

>>507584638 (OP)
Naw, gonna keep using my Matrix phone until it breaks.

>>507588157
mine is 39.99 for unlimited talk/text/data

>>507584638 (OP)
>long life camera
Lol

>>507584638 (OP)
lmao it's real
https://trumpmobile.com/t1-phone
>Operating System Android 15
>Security In-Screen Fingerprint Sensor + AI Face Unlock
kek
>By checking this box, you authorize Trumpmobile.com to charge your card on a recurring basis.
>recurring basis
why, don't you just buy the phone and that's it?

>>507590816
None of the target market has $500 in their account anon

>long life camera

well..that's a big plus

>>507588561
When are you guys going to turn the iron dome back on?

>>507590816
It comes with a Palantir platinum subscription that allows a based, anti-woke AI to access your camera and microphone at all times in order to detect unpatriotic antisemites near you

>>507584638 (OP)
Trump is starting a telecom company?

>>507584638 (OP)
golem technology the name of the software is promis

>>507591776
It's just a tacky NVMO like Boost Mobile or Cricket with an exclusive phone that probably will never exist

>>507584638 (OP)
Does the Incel card come with the phone?

This is an Itel S23 Plus wearing a gold case and a Times New Roman font for its launcher.
Made in China of course, RRP less than $200 with a large amount of unsold new stock available 2 years after release.
There's a very real possibility that this golden e-waste slop tat is what secured your trade deal, burgers

>>507584638 (OP)

>>507584638 (OP)
Lol. Fuck no.

>>507584638 (OP)
How can anyone take this dude serious when doing shit like this?
Honest question.

>>507591776
Yes as a MVNO

>>507584638 (OP)
>has a 3.5mm jack
>not dual sim, sd card
Could be better