Does any other animal guarantee a death sentence

niggers

>>507608856 (OP)
Polar bears

Back to muh security is all about unsafely invading spaces

>>507608856 (OP)
Tiger, hippo, elephant

>>507608856 (OP)
I unironically think I could take on a bear. I'd just poke its eyes, get on top and strangle it.

Hipo, polar bears, stray dogs, ur mum sitting on u

Wolves. Bears avoid. Wolves are very big packs and understand the dynamic of hunting. If wolves want you they will get you. Mountain lions solitary attackers. Can't compare to wolves.

>>507609174
i would pay to see you try that

>>507609324
Carry a gun in the woods like god intended.
Suddenly its a non issue.

>>507608856 (OP)
This defeats the bear.

>>507608856 (OP)
The niggosapiens are a very violent species I’ve heard.

>>507609174
One guy was able to once. Shoved his fist down its throat gagging it, then bit on its jugular until it passed out, then crushed its skull with a rock or stick.

>>507609850
bill braskey right?

>>507608939
literally all my friends are black. only sheltered europeans who have never seen a black person are scared of them or think they're all violent.

>>507608856 (OP)
your mom

>>507609850
>bit on the jugular
Yeah that's a lie, do you realize how much fur and fat is on a bears neck?

>>507609174
You've never seen how fast a bear can move when it wants to.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KMi4R_ufIw

>>507610005
kys niggerlover

>>507610131
C. Dale Peterson did it faggot. Who are you?

>>507609416
Yup thats a brown bear, they can rip a man in half with one swipe

>>507609416
Wow, it looks like it can instantly make you into a ribbon. Even if you avoid the claws, you get instant bone fracture. Hurray for pointy rocks on a stick and bows

>>507610184
Galloping like a horse, that bear is moving at 35 to 40 mph

>>507609174
Shock, even if you got it to run away there's a chance of being a gonna as you slowly bleed out. You're also underestimating how strong a bear is.

>>507608856 (OP)
if they are well fed they have no reason to be dangerous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO39sSne9to

>>507609531
This, uncle Dave says in areas they are hunted they usually actively avoid humans.

>>507609615
>Blocks your path

>>507608856 (OP)
A rhino would destroy a grizzly. So would a hippo. Which means it would further guarantee a death sentence to you.

>>507610131
It does sound like BS granted but the adrenaline dump in a situation like that must be crazy.

>>507609174
A relatively small-medium sized bear is close to 500 lbs of significant muscle, bone, ligament, and tendon with claws and fangs that would rip you to rip to ribbons. You’re fucking delusional. Most medium sized dogs would fucking kill you.

I bet my penis is bigger, I read that canadian novel

>>507610005
You are the company you keep. Nigger.

Someone post that webm of an elephant stomping his abusive jeet handler to death

>>507608856 (OP)
why are muttoids so afraid of bears? russians play with them all the time even in the wild

>>507609850
>Shoved his fist down its throat gagging it,
What if it's a throat queen she-bear?

>>507609174
This. Jump on his back and gouge his eyes out then choke/break its neck. Of course this would be rare case if my .45 ACP stove pipes

On 4 September 2006, Australian zookeeper, conservationist, and television programmer Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray while filming in the Great Barrier Reef. The stingray's barb pierced his chest, penetrating his thoracic wall and heart, causing massive trauma.

>>507611157
When I lived in Alaska I was more afraid of moose than I ever was of a bear.

>>507611262
your sister hasn't been to america retard

>>507609174
And then it would bite your head, pop it like a watermelon, eat your nutritious guts immediately, then bury your fucked up meatcorpse in the shallow diet to season and tenderize for a couple days.
I'll film it if you'd like.

>>507610131
The biting of the jugular was probably less effective than the man imagined and probably contributed significantly less to choking the bear out than the arm it was deepthroating at the time.

>>507608856 (OP)
Human beings are the apex predators on the planet.
We've been through the bones of all of the prehistoric peoples we have found, using nitrogen isotope analysis and we had higher nitrogen isotope levels that all other predators.
i.e. We ate all the other predators.
> Does any other animal guarantee a death sentence
Human males, with a pointy stick.
Also. If you've vegan you're not a real human.

>>507610005
im very sorry for you nigger

>>507609174
You should rip his tongue out, than it will bleed out.

>>507611133
>Horton smears a poo

I don't have it unfortunately

>>507611629

>>507608856 (OP)
You are 25 times more likely to be killed by a black man than a black bear

>>507609615
Bears can go pretty fast though

>>507609139
Plenty of venomous snakes too.

>>507611334
that was a really sad day

>>507609416
One swing with those claws and it is over.
Just one.