Thread 507612285

Israel just destroyed the last F-14s.
warcrime.

>>507612285 (OP)
>No secondaries
Those are decoys

>>507612285 (OP)
Fat Amy vs. Tomcat drama. The ugly DEI plane won.

>>507612285 (OP)
>F for "Fly High Tomcat"

>>507612285 (OP)
SAD!

SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEM FOR THE NU SHAH

>>507612439
Secondaries?

>>507612285 (OP)
Im third grade I had a pencil sharpener shaped like an F-14. I was the cool kid. My brother had the F-15 picrel, but mine folded wings and everything.

>>507612285 (OP)
Lmao no one competent enough to get in them and engage kwab

Macross Saga.

>>507612871
Iran hasn't had access to F-14 parts since the mid-1980s. It was a miracle any of those nearly 50-year-old jets were even airworthy today.

>>507613079
nigger the USAF and russia literally use planes that are almost 100 years old

>>507612285 (OP)
Iran has 40-some airworthy F-14s, and more which are parked. I see evidence of two destroyed right there.

sure iran is keeping it's best jets on their most beat up tarmac

>>507612285 (OP)
Seems like Israel is winning on their own like Ukraine so they don't need US help anymore.

>>507613079
it's been decades
they've reverse engineered a lot of stuff since then
if you haven't noticed reverse engineering USA tech is kinda their specialty.
they have us to thank for their current drone tech

>>507612285 (OP)
>american made plane gets destroyed by american made bombs

>>507613079
They launched a comprehensive upgrade and refurb program like 20 years ago and for the last few years have been repairing and upgrading their F-14s actually. They also designed a new variant of the Phoenix and IIRC a new Sidewinder as well. Their new Phoenix does not need cryogenic cooling making its operation much simpler.

>>507612285 (OP)
these IDF drone videos always look very much like AI

We found out about their program which is why we've been grinding all the F-14's and parts into dust.

>>507612285 (OP)
As if you didn't already hate them enough

>>507612871
Someone tell me what kwab means?

>>507614150
i still dont know either

>>507612285 (OP)
STARSCREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mav on Alert 5. Israel dun goofed.

>>507614014
We should never have become involved in Britain's desert ambitions. It's clear the USA is just somebody else's weapon at this point.

Let it all burn and let Keir send his powerful empire's new multicultural military to fight in the middle east. It will burn anyway whether or not we're there.

>>507612285 (OP)
Decoys.

F14s are not based in Tehran.

>>507614150
>>507614338
kek what a bitch

>>507614691
Probably real but retired and already raped for spare parts.

>>507614790
No need for the insults, I was just asking what it meant.

>>507614960
Reread what I post and try to figure the answer from that

>>507612439
Decoys are made of light weight and pretty weeks materials to be easy to move around and would have fallen apart after being hit. These seem pretty solid and robust. They wouldn't be any secondary if they're not armed or fueled. Other fluids can also be drained.

>>507612285 (OP)
Decoys are made of light weight and pretty weak materials to be easy to move around and would have fallen apart after being hit. These seem pretty solid and robust. There wouldn't be any secondary if they're not armed or fueled. Other fluids can also be drained.

>>507612285 (OP)
Wow fuck you israel, I loved that jet because of top gun and my gi Joe version, no more greatest ally.

>>507612285 (OP)
Zionist lies! This is footage of the flightdeck of the USS Nimitz being hit by Iranian drones! The foolish Americans were stopped before they could launch their dastardly strike!

>>507612285 (OP)
they are wooden decoys

>>507612285 (OP)
If they were parked out in the open, I seriously doubt they were operational. Probably already stripped for parts. Still a shame. Also have to note that the Islamic revolution was just a tad premature. They could have had F-16s if they had been just a little more patient. We had them painted up and ready for delivery.

>>507616573
Iran wasn't dictating any time frames

>>507614790
>>507615072
And thats why its mandatory for newfags to lurk for at least 2 more years before posting here.
Thats right newfags, you're in here 4ever

>>507612285 (OP)
Looks fake to me. The planes dont even budge from their positions an inch when hit. And why are they parked together closely like that.

>>507612285 (OP)
Those are US plane. No fcuking way they coud start fro such desolate runway it's full of holes. They probably mothballed stuff.

>>507612843
secondary detonations

>>507613580
god damn they look cool

>>507612285 (OP)
Is this like the time they told us the Russian military ran out of gas or is it real? These early reports are almost always bullshit.

>>507612285 (OP)
A lot of Iran's planes were already destroyed, they just weren't out in the open and instead destroyed in hangers or cement barriers

>>507612285 (OP)
> Israel just destroyed the last F-14s.
If this is true then israel truly needs to disappear from this planet.
Rolling for nukes.

It's actually impressive that the Israelis are making me side with the goddamn Muslims and I hate those desert pedos but man, fuck Israel.

>>507612285 (OP)
F-14 Tomcats are fucking badass!....is what I would be saying if this were 1982.

>>507612285 (OP)
I still have this, including the box and everything, AMA. Fuck jews.

>>507612285 (OP)
Nooooo my veritechs!!!

>>507621155
Eat shit zoomer. You are the worst generation this planet has ever witnessed.

>>507621155
Badass doesn't have an expiration date, nigger.

I prefer F-15s, but solidarity for Tomcatbros. It was a beautiful machine and prob already stripped long ago.

>>507621347
you will never be American

>>507620791
oh no, their outdated airforce that only flew in parades is destroyed?
That would help the kikes from the ballistic missles.
I want to see at least one khoramsrar with multiple warheads fired in your shit hole.
Then, after that, you'll have to illegally flee your shithole to probably Cyprus and then i'll come there for my summer vacation and rape you.
Thats right, you wont do shit

>>507621716
>you will never be Amerimutt
Oh thank Jesus.

>>507622115
that's a Ukrainian turned jewtuber vegas cheese eater

>>507612285 (OP)
Those planes havn't moved in Years !

where are the Cy-35 Putin?

>>507622220
>More Amerimutt than you'll ever be.
Don't hate the game playa

>>507612863
very cool, dude.

>muh decoys
they're literally operating uncontested in their airspace for four days now

>>507612439
no fuel or munitions ignited. 100% a decoy

>>507612439
>Those are decoys
Were you on site to confirm?

>>507612285 (OP)
Those are some strong planes. Didn't even flinch.

>>507622433
I can buy and wear the jersey, does it make me Cristiano Ronaldo now?

>>507612285 (OP)
RIP prince

Goooooose noooooo

>>507620791
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>>507612285 (OP)
kek, trusting jewish propaganda
it was decoys, sitting there for years

>>507623632
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes catana

>>507622928
These are people with a US passport nigger,and have the same rights as you do, go to Portugal be a citizen first then pass the tests for a nationality passport then you can larp as CR7.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507623903
how about you come be an American with us and enjoy rights like freedom?
then we can laugh at Greece from our battlestations and go to the shooting ranges for fun

>>507620791
>>507621898
It just goes to show you that the IAF is fearing the Iranians F-14s...
Appart from obvious air superiority basic tacitcs destroying your ennemy capabilities, if they were no threats they wouldn't have destroy them...
Guess, they might have really lost an F-35 to one of Iran F-14...

Does anybody have the vid from Iranian filming the Iran jets taking off from the airport at night that was posted during the first/second wave of IAFattaclks on Iran from 3-4days ago ?

We could distinguish the peculiar silouette of the F-14's cockpit even though it was dark...

>>507624164
Fucking mutts - Greeks were writing philosophy while we were still eating other.

Show some humility. Your empire will also pass.

>>507624164
If only "shooting ranges" you mean "the local kibbutz/synagogue" im in anon.
And i will say sorry for calling you an Amerimutt

>>507625511
Never seen that webm anon.
Sounds wierd that i missed it too kekek

>>507612285 (OP)
Looks like painted on the ground decoys to me.

>>507625531
*if only **by

>>507612439
I think they are real but out of service for years now due to lack of replacement parts
that will also explain the lack of secondaries since they won't have any fuel/ammo

>>507625528
who are you? some tourist from Africa?
we don't eat other humans in normal cultures actually. do not do that.

>>507612863
Where did you stick the pencil

>>507612285 (OP)
God I hope it's fake or they are decoys, even then, Israel needs to BURN for this

>>507612285 (OP)
It's over for Iran

>>507626003
European - was talking about ancestors (EU)
no idea where you people from

>>507626293
Up his bum.

>>507625876
Why would they be out in the open? Even if it's just used for spares you would cover it up

>>507612285 (OP)
>use expensive hellfire missiles on wood decoys
but... why

>>507626749
american wagies pay for it. mind your business goy!

>>507612285 (OP)
Those are the fakest looking explosions ever. The planes don't move at all, nothing around them moves at all.

>>507612285 (OP)
>park them to get bombed instead of keeping them in the air and using them
why do muslims and russians do this?

>>507612863
Either my brother or I had one of these. My wife has an f14 with folding wings on her desk, but not a pencil sharpener.

>>507625736
I've searched over the archived threads from the first night of attacks over Iran, and no way to find it back, a few of them threads have been pruned during the night so this one containing the vid might have been part otf them...
Am searching it since 2-3days and I can't find it back... sigh...

>>507612285 (OP)
built like a tank, they can take a hit and don't move an inch. It's amazing something so robust can even fly. Strange they weren't brought inside or camouflaged in any way but who am I to question our greatest ally

>>507626672
sorry, you are not european just for being in France.

>>507628481
I'd have to be to live here - not French.
Think British Isles- all over.
You sound a right mutt to me now though.
German/Dutch/Italian/Yid?
Do you even know?

>>507612863
I had a set of 25 bronze pencil sharpeners but it only included an F-16 and biplane

>>507612285 (OP)

actually i wondered about that

>>507613259
Yes, because they still produce replacement parts. Thats the whole point. Iran hasn't been allowed to buy replacement arts from the US for decades.

>>507612285 (OP)

In Indy's voice: "They belong in a museum!"

>>507626003
>>507625528

Nah amerifren, I won't take any grief from your question, that is, honestly speaking, deserved in some ways, but I can tell you he's not from Africa at all... I mean, he might have a few very old family members/ancestors that were into africa during the Africakorps era, but don't be so rough to Ferdinand please, cannibalism was still tolerated in their culture up until the early 2000's/2010's in Germany...
And well, he might just even be living in Alsace atm, due to population movements/ taking refuge in the region from the incessant bombings that endured Germany at the end of the war...

So please, be a tidbit kinder toward him as he's not responsible for it, but he just might have slipped by writing down some wild genetic memory that must have spawned automatically from reading the post he answered...
Let say kind of like a cultural pavlovian reflex if you may...

Cheers

>>507629149
Hah, nice

>>507612285 (OP)
why is it so hard to build an underground parking lot for jets? These things cost like hundreds of millions of dollars each ffs

>>507628959
do not talk about culture. you don't know what any of the words in English mean.
take notes you are some weird mutt yourself

>>507627366
They're just really small munitions. They can't many large ones at a time due to the range.

>>507612285 (OP)
Ah sweet, More United states Taxpayer money wasted on funny planes from star wars!

>>507613259
Russian bombers are still compatibile with WWII fuses.
>>507616573
Russians are parking their operational bombers in open air.
What can go wrong in third year of war?

>>507616561
Wooden?

>>507629181
very fine and it's not a concern to the board of shitposting directors and the associated chairmen of the USA posting forum
thank you for bringing these developmental concerns before the chan and we will consider the elements presented in future posts

>>507629276
100% Celt mate.

I forgot - you muts can barely speak one language lol.
One of my maternal languages is English though.

I bet you've never been out of state - do you even have a passport?

>>507629958
this is not politics

>>507630385
Sorry - but he's being a cunt - what am I supposed to do?

>>507630605
stop posting. you can turn your eyes away from the screen if it becomes offensive

>>507612863
One time when I was a kid me and my brother got to pick out toys at the store and we both chose these die cast WWII airplanes. I was probably like eight years old so I just picked the coolest looking one and it was a silver luftwaffe plane with the black cross markings on it.

Anyways when we were in the car we were playing with them and I asked my mom was this the "good guys'" plane kek. Of course she didn't know what the markings meant and even if she did know she would have said "yes" anyways. In hindsight its sort of funny though because it was a German plane.

>>507613580
It's a cool plane, but it looks like a rust bucket. I can feel the tetanus that you have to climb over to get into the cockpit.

>>507626976
This should be the reward for anti-semite of the year. Also, The nominees all suck, and Candice didn't get a trophy.

>>507618356
It’s a fake and gay forced meme anyway

>>507614619
MIGA raging at Euros for shit actually done by Israel is a meme now.

>>507629746
Dear Mr Anon,

Thank you for taking into consideration my humble contribution and further evaluate it later.

Best regards to the board of Shitposting directors as well as to the Chairmen of the USA posting forums.

Yours Faithfully
Anon

>>507625531
I wonder if it would be possible to just con the glowies, outright, into parading around with these kinds of signs. Like turn their entrapment attempts into a loudspeaker for the good guys' memes.