What is /pol/'s favourite animal? I nominate the elephant.
This is political, I'll explain later.

>>507616593 (OP)
>inb4 OP posts gifs of Elephants rekting poos

>>507616593 (OP)
I like the cow because it gibs me burger

>>507616765
I'll do no such thing

>>507616593 (OP)
the nigger is among the most noble of carrion scavengers.

>>507616593 (OP)
>>507617088
A pride of lions can take out and eat an elephant at night

>>507616593 (OP)
>What is /pol/'s favourite animal?
Felines

>>507616593 (OP)
God loves elephants

>>507616593 (OP)
>What is /pol/'s favourite animal?
When longcat died, /s4s/ mourned him for weeks. There was frequent threads on /pol/ too, but not as much.

Personally, I would nominate a bear.

>>507616593 (OP)
Orangutan. Truly based creatures especially the little ones.

Playing with a bear, can be so much fun.

>>507617215
A single elephant can wipe out an entire pride of lions. Have you even seen an elephant irl? My family literally owns one.

Don't celebrate them too much. Elephants regularly kill their owners for no reason.

>>507616593 (OP)
Its is the hippo which kills the most niggers every year.

>>507616593 (OP)
Now, why are two herbivores fighting?

>>507616593 (OP)
I like elephants and God likes elephants.

>>507617088
i've never seen two elephants fighting, magnificent

>>507616593 (OP)
tigers

>>507617676
Elephants only kill brown people

>>507617899
Reality is different. You are safer with a wild tiger in vicinity than these sloth bears. They even charge on you if you are in groups.

>>507617088
Hmmmm JEETs, Niggers, and chinks shoot you and steal your tusk while you are left to rot.

>>507616593 (OP)
ants, honorable the fox

>>507617875
It really hits you how powerful they are
>>507617959
A close contender

>>507617702
Elephant thinks rhino is blocking his access to the watering hole, rhino thinks elephant is coming for her child. Classic misunderstanding at the root of most pachyderm-on-pachyderm violence

>>507618124
About that pic, it looks that bear has ate some shrooms, and are tripping. Thats why he seems so relaxed.

>>507617339
That's pretty impressive that 2 cats could do a routine like that

>>507617781
Anyone with a toddler can relate

>>507618253
honorable mention*

>>507618340
>Pachyderm moment.
I see.

>>507618343
Do you like Polar bears more or Brown bears (Grizzly included)?

>>507617649
İ said during night time, brain dead pajeet. 10 lionesses and their gigachad king will bring your gay elephant down and eat it before sunrise

>>507618388
Impressive indeed.

Wolfes/dogs but cats are usefull too

>>507616593 (OP)
>my superior dexterity will surely win this battle

>>507618423
They are way more similar to us, than we like to think. At first glance.

>>507618595
Still nope. Only thing that can kill a grown male elephant is another grown male elephant or a human. You will understand why when you see and touch them.

>>507617676
>owners
>no reason

>>507616593 (OP)
did the rhino say the N word?

>>507618538
Most favorite are brown ones, as those are native to our areal. Well, kinda. As they were almost extinct here.
But they sometimes can be a dick, especially if you drank some vodka and went to talk with him.

retvrn to monke

I'm a bear guy

>>507618315
YJK

>>507616593 (OP)
based elephant spotted child and stopped attacking.
Elephant is more moral than isreal kek

>>507619220
Kodiaks are a sight to behold as well among brown bears. Some say they outgrow Polar bears both in size and weight.
>>507619256
Based monke gang.

>>507619435
Yeah you can tell it just wanted to rough up the adult a bit for being a retard. Hopefully the young one learned a valuable lesson

>>507618343
Wasn't this one a huge scandal where the photographer placed food on the underside of the mushrooms and nearly killed the bear?

>>507619256
Hell yeah

>>507616593 (OP)
why are a rhino and an elephant even fighting? over territory?

>>507616593 (OP)

Mountain Gorilla

Saved by the power of racism

>>507617215
No they can't. Lioncels avoid elephants, rhinos, and hippos because they get mogged hard whenever they try to take on a bull. If a lioncel is starving he might try his luck at a baby elephant and still probably get mogged.

>>507616593 (OP)
The tuna. They will hunt lions by constructing a rudimentary breathing apparatus.

I nominate Elephant and Eagle

>>507616593 (OP)
how is this political?

>>507619647
Have no detailed knowledge about other types of bears. You might be right.
There have been some reports from Russia about exceptionally large specimens though.

>>507619806
I am not aware of that event.
But animals sometimes eat aminata muscaria. In area which is now known as Russia, before vodka started to became more widespread (I guess, was in 17th century), one of rituals for northern nations was to feed fly agaric to reindeer, and then drink their urine. Reindeer body filtered out toxins, while stuff which induced hallucinations, it remained. There was even paintings about it.
But with introduction of vodka, traditions changed.

>>507620222
It's not but jannies are less likely to delete the thread if I pretend there's a political point later

>>507619956
Lions do occasionally take down elephants when they have sufficient numbers. Takes a while but still.

>>507620697
never mind, it was a fox. Photographer placed cat food on it.

>>507620263
Amazing and terrifying if this pic is real.

>>507619647
About those exceptionally large specimens, have no idea was it just random mutation, similar as in video related. Or there are some sub-specie variety, which grows larger.

>>507620222
wasted digits

>>507619630
C H U C K E D.COM

>>507618315

>>507616593 (OP)
i love baby proohs but i dont trust the adults

>>507620854
No they can't. Their teeths and claws are meme for an elephant. Every lion can be one shotted by them.

>>507616593 (OP)
bear

>>507620906
Ah, interesting.
Have heard that deer like to eat fly agaric, never that foxes.

>>507621084
It's amazing how similar pajeet is to parakeet but how much more intelligent and useful a parakeet is

>>507617215
lions don't fuck with elephants unless they're away from their group and are dying. if they are healthy, nothing on earth is fucking with an elephant. in preservers where the old bull elephant dies, the young males go apeshit and kill everything but they target the baddest non-elephants around and gore rhinos, hippos, big cats, etc anything they can catch they kill

1v1 nothing is fucking with an elephant and nobody is going after an elephant that isn't dying anyway

people with guns are their only predator

>>507621200
https://youtu.be/4oon-WIRfVM?si=9MTt2CWvV8LtbZjW

>>507619956
during night time all your favorite animals are blind like you, faggot, so they don't even know what is attacking them they panic and run and trip over and they die

>>507616593 (OP)

>>507621011
Vaguely remember, that it was related to that pic, with half eaten guy with empty vodka bottle next to him. In some another thread, someone posted it as that was bear who killed that guy. That bear was so big, that needed to go for special equipment to get out from forest. There is also somewhere pic with bear skin at wall of the barn. Still, not 100% sure that those pictures are real or related.

>>507620811
Ten million years from now animals will be evolved enough to vote. This is political.

nice i get to post this gem again

>>507616593 (OP)
Sable

>>507622020
why would u hurt an animal that is 100x stronger than you??

>>507622044

>>507622148

I like spiders
little insane fuzz balls that build soul traps just like this board

>>507622335

>>507622335
Extremely based
I love spiders as well and let them stay in my room

>>507616593 (OP)
Return to monke.

>>507622335
jumping spiders are sick AF

little death machines

>>507622044
cute and all but imagine having to deal with it trying to tear apart your couches and mattresses to build nests

>>507622044
Based. I like Civets :)

>>507622148
>when it experiences something beyond it's cognitive range it will stand up, puff out it's little chest, and stare blankly

That's what I do to

>>507616593 (OP)
Goats

>>507621084
become ungovernable

honorable mention to the brave and industrious honeybee

>>507622853
aka ratcats

>>507623168

>>507622949
Goats are the GOAT of the GOAT was an animal.

>>507622117
it makes sense if you have an iq that is also 100x lower than said animal kek

>>507616593 (OP)
I believe I am legally required to say goats

>>507616593 (OP)
The only real answer.

>>507623216
Pretty much! They also eat coffee beans, and poop them out. We then use that poop to make fancy coffee :)

>>507623452

>>507616593 (OP)

>>507617088
>>507616765
>Horton smears a poo

These little fuckers are great aswell. Y'kno its summer when blackbirds start singing.

>>507620263
>>507621011
It's real. It ate 2 or 3 workers on some oil rig.
Russian bear is the size of a Kodiak but as aggressive as a grizzly and this one was way above the average on top of that

>>507622117
They mistreat all perceived "lessers" and expect such treatment from their "superiors". It's genetic and even codified in their caste system. If you ever have to deal with Indians irl it's best to just treat them like shit. They respect it and also deserve it

>>507616593 (OP)
dogs you fucking idiot

>>507623866
Hi Paul McCartney

>>507616593 (OP)
Elephants are lovely...
Crows cats dogs

>>507616593 (OP)
Crows hate jews and orcas kill brown skinned people for fun.

>>507623611
based corvid enjoyer
fav bird and top 5 animal

>>507623611

>>507616593 (OP)
Unironically frogs. I saved a frog from a vat of oil once; I think it's the spirit animal that led me here.
>>507622675
We never left.

>>507624112
They are pretty great

>>507622675
Orangutans are bros

>>507616593 (OP)

Mine is the (european) hedgehog.

>>507616593 (OP)

>>507623218
Wow

>>507623452
>>507623592
>Crows hate jews
>Hollywood portrays them as "scary" and "evil" for 100 years
>jewish hunting laws say kill as many crows as possible even though they're good for both farms and the environment because they eat 100x as much mass in beetles as they do in grains
>As crow culling increases problems with insects increase, but that's okay you can just buy more pesticides from doctor schlom
Hmm.

>>507624197
unironically one of the better songs the beatles made. I think its the shoe tapping that does it.
>>507624313
>>507624340
Smartest bird, thats why it knows not to mess with the symbol of remphan.

>>507624867
Crows are inherently NatSoc

>>507621478
Put me in the ring and see if you say that shit

>>507624511
Chimps are niggers

>>507616593 (OP)
>elephants 1
>Israel 0

>>507624515
Wtf is that

>>507616593 (OP)
I love elephants, they are based

>>507624867
Meanwhile.. if you make buddies with a crow.

>>507625163
Solidified nerve gas. That's why the cat is so still in the beginning.

>>507624733
My little brother showed me this vid but unabridged when I was tripping on mushrooms once. He's a little shit.

The Swift

>>507625235
Crows are bros. They must have a rudimentary language because they pass down information intergenerationaly

>>507616593 (OP)
snow leopard, and cheetahs are a close second

>>507625235
Corvids are the only animal besides humans that can actually tell narrative stories, not just grunt "food/danger/friend". They have actual regional grammar and can tell another crow a description of a human face and what they did and that crow can tell a third crow the same description.

This also means they can pass down grudges or friendship generationally.

>>507625062
Gorillas are just too big

my vote for masterrace of the seas

>>507616593 (OP)
Elephants are too op pls nerf

Dog is best

>>507625612
Imagine if the Corvids know the truth about the kike, they just can't tell us atleast not in our language.. and thats why they keep attacking the symbol of satan. What if they're trying to warn us?

>>507625467
Agreed, I've been told they're on the same level as 12 year olds.

>>507625304

>>507625977
In other words, vastly smarter than the average nigger.

>>507625997
Good dog.

>>507625997

>>507616593 (OP)
For me it's the chicken.

>>507625657

>>507626152
>take your meds

>>507626567

>>507626152

>>507626036
You ever seen a crow chimp out?.. nah, me neither.

>>507616593 (OP)
An owl

If I could own any wild animal as a pet it would be the red panda.

>>507623168
Bee society is basically national socialism.

>>507622020
this is my favorite genre of animal vids

>>507626832

>>507625163
At first I thought they were trying to make it sniff a joint but looks like it had a hell of a sinus infection.

has anybody nominated the dog?

Dogs are based because only white people like them it's a great filter.

>>507626998
Too matriarchal for my tastes

>>507626998
>Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are industrious and hard working; they will never fail to leave the hive to work on suitable days. They have everything in common, and even raise their young communally. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.

>>507621857
Nuts are stored in the balls

>>507625163
snot, cats who go out very often catch colds and then have trouble bretahing because they can't really get rid of it as effectively as humans

>>507627062
>>507627718
I think so too but I also thought it might be a worm, I think it's just a big booger

>>507618079
I love that little snout nudge at the end. What an attention to detail. Proper bear.

>>507616593 (OP)
tigers, they're better at killing jeets than elephants
i wish i could unleash 1,000,000 tigers on the streets of new delhi

>>507617088
please thees big dog are fighting na okay

great thread frens
today the jannies were not faggots

>>507616593 (OP)
I like a lot of animals but Tanuki come to mind right now.
I'll explain never.

>>507626542
So orcas are shrinking the ice sheets

>>507616593 (OP)
Cheetahs. Relentless hunters who can move at up to 60 mph but meow like kitty cats.

>>507617781
Mom when we were late for dinner as kids.

>>507616593 (OP)
why are rhinos the israel of the animal kingdom?

>>507628643
>Relentless hunters
for about 30 seconds or so

>>507628927
The big horn tribe. There was a herd of elephants that, lacking strong patriarchal figures, decided to commit TRD. They killed nearly every rhino in the area before a solution was found.

>>507620906
>Photographer placed cat food on it.
What a cunt

>>507625882
>Stacy when I ask her an innocuous question

>>507621478
non nigger humans eradicated all mega fauna with pitfalls, fire, terrain and noise

injuns (chinese immigrants to america) hunted whales so they rank above niggers, niggers rank above pygmies who rank above abbos on the /pol/ development index

>>507627546
Underrated

>>507628506
>move to /bant/

>>507630251
No fuck you animals are political

>>507629537
>jews
>big horn

Doubt they're packin' else they might not be so angry

Dogs

>>507629537
>FUCKING FAT ZEBRAS

>>507630570
you are indian

>>507630432
Earlier in the thread someone said it's political because one day they'll evolve enough to vote lol

Also I mean "moved"

>>507630950
That was me and it WILL happen. Kitty History is a time traveler documentary and they killed Trevor Moore for making it.
https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?si=D40pbj6Blh0KcWS0

>>507616593 (OP)
Naturebrehs! I bet the Orca is.

>>507633873
Made me lol.

>>507625062
>when bathroom is occupied and i have to pee

>>507616593 (OP)
>What is /pol/'s favourite animal?
I always like the octopus
>Aquatic
>Pretty
>Super smart
>Has plenty of arms
Just all around a swell animal. I always wanted to have one as a pet, but they're so smart, they get unhappy in tanks and usually don't live that long unless they have a lot of space and things to do. Too cruel to have a pet like that.

>>507616593 (OP)
in the audio you can hear them blasting that new kanye "heil hitler" song

>>507633873
Makes me feel better than the whole thread did and I've been having blast!

>>507620697
thank you for the very obscure lore, anon. i hope you have a good week as thanks.

>>507616593 (OP)
>Attacks the rhino
>Purposely avoids stepping on the baby rhino and lets him get out of the way before charging again
Based noble animal.

>>507634721
homie i like wolves and huskies and dogs n shit.

>>507634938
They say the viking berserkers probably did the reindeer thing.

>>507619043
Sarr please tek poo to da loo. Elephants are blind as bats at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4nG4JsAyKY

>>507623168
that thing is horrifying wtf

>>507635192
I heard it was the Inuit
>>507636073
Nature often is

>>507635192
Viking beserkers are a reddit larp.

>>507624991
>black
>loud
>moves in packs
its a nigger

>>507621461
Yes, but that's not a parakeet. It's a cockatoo

>>507636292
what that

>>507636292
Funny how different regions have different textbooks.

>that thing
Not even with an ROV.

>>507637616
Greedy nigger can't even wait his turn. That a Lynx or somethin?

>>507637616
Sea cucumber and a pearlfish taking refuge in its intestines. Some cucumbers have even developed anal teeth to keep them out.

>>507624733
Holy shit

>>507620811
i thought it was a republican/democrat joke

>>507638918
wait, I thought the democrat was the elephant?

>>507635376
Sub adult, half-dead by dehydration

>>507616593 (OP)
>I nominate the elephant
kino

>>507627843
>>507627718
I thought that the cat had a noodle that stuck out of its nose!

>>507617294

>>507639086
>>507639680

>>507639438
>sneezed while eating Ramen

Nature’s waste disposal, keystone species

>>507638343
my wife's tried the same trick!

>>507623168
Fucking nigger wasp

>>507617676
>kill their owners for no reason.
Did you try to rape your elephant pajeet?

>>507616593 (OP)
Woman
picr

>>507640608
The death of the Indian vultures shows how important they are. The reason India is covered in feral dogs, pigs and rats is because they wiped out their vulture population.

>>507622335
Jumping spiders are cool. House spiders are niggers.

>>507619831
I like this gif but the gun should come last.

>>507640543
Lol

>>507626719
Monkey
I do like how happy he is, hard to hate that
The power of gaslighting too, got lack of a more specific term
>The Emperor's New Clothes

>>507641584
straight slonking

>>507616593 (OP)
I nominate the beaver. He's a good dad, doesn't afraid of wolf.

>>507641697
thought the same.
>>507626719
>doesnt immediately start committing crime.
fake as hell

>>507642548
beavers remind me of basedjaks

>>507627718
That cat was a champ.

>>507636880
huh I thoughtt parakeets were in the parrot adjacent class like cockatoos.
I looked it up and I always knew parakeets as "budgies"
maybe it was just my grandmas nickname for them she had two

>>507642725
>beavers remind me of basedjaks

>>507618595

>>507617215

lions are the niggers of the savannah. unlike cheetahs (small group) and leopards (solo) that hunting using stealth and speed, lions live in huge prides, or for our purposes, gangs. they rarely ever seek out any challenging prey, but rather prey on old and sick animals that have been ejected from their herds due to age and inability to contribute to the defense of the herd.

when they find the outcast animal, they do not rush to take it down, but rather taunt and demoralize it, sometimes for days before it just give up. only the females hunt (if you call that hunting(, which is why you rarely see them with injuries.

males will not hunt prey, but will mainly assist with fighting other lions for territory and for bitches. when you see injuries on male lions, it's from gang warfare, not hunting.

tldr lions are lazy, engage in gang warfare, and only prey on the week. niggers of the savannah.

>>507620697
There's people that parboil and eat them.

>>507644000
kenya bro the savannah naturally has actual niggers, YOU are the niggers of the savannah.
the lions are women

>>507616593 (OP)
For me it’s bears but I love all animals they are all cute. I also really like lizards any kind of lizard will do but I am partial to Komodo dragons

>>507644224

the British banned us from using savannah for anything but wildlife management ages ago. Obama built up our parks from USAID. the only black people out there are tour guides and hotel workers. it is nothing but a playground for white people now

>>507616593 (OP)
mandrills are metal

>>507624733
Wtf lizard, just fucking walk away, you're 10 times stronger.

>>507645017
thats gay for you but probably for the best. sorry you africans arent known to maintain anything, even nature that maintains itself
is your gov trying to nationalise these british/american projects or are they already "national" but as a puppet

>>507617484
So you're favorite animal is yourself.

>>507643424
kek i forgot about this. that must be why.

>>507616593 (OP)
obviously it is a whale

>>507616593 (OP)
>What is /pol/'s favourite animal?
niggers
such a shame we can not have them anymore

>>507618343
>>507619806
There's a movie called The Bear from the 80s (1988) where a cub loses its mom and the movie is literally just following the cub around. It's not a documentary. It's an actual movie. There's a part where the cub eats mushrooms and trips balls. I think some of that clip is from that movie.

Anyways, had no idea there were so many bear fags on /pol/. Bears kick ass.

>>507616765
to be fair, all animals enjoy that. elephants just look cool & casual while they rekt pajeets

>>507616593 (OP)
I like sea turtles.

>>507617723
bears are a contender because they come in all sizes and also rekt pajeets whenever possible

Definitely dogs (but everyone says you can't say the obvious) so it has to be orangutans

>>507622117
jeets are not 100x stronger than an elephant

>>507622044
they make good brush
es

>>507617615
>>507617519
>>507617432
>>507617723
>>507617781
Bears are the best They are like dogs and racoons mixed together,but on steroids.

>>507623458
>is shit coffee good for you?
i wonder who could have seen the demand for this beverage

>>507616593 (OP)
im partial to hamsters

>>507618079
This video is backwards retards. Why bear wouldn't never do that.

richard gere detected

>>507642231
>I do like how happy he is, hard to hate that
no, not hard: just remember he's thinking of all the robberies and murders he's gonna be able to do

>>507616593 (OP)
Obviously niggers... or jews. /pol/ never stops talking about them

>politics is a bird. it circles high up overhead, calling down to us: look at my wings! which wing is your favorite? behold my left wing, earnest and compassionate! i will protect you poor things under my downy left wing. ---but now flourishes the right wing, swift and harsh in a stern salute to tradition! this wing will not compromise or fold away in a storm. how they shine, these majestic feathery wings, cries the politics bird. still climbing in a wide spiral far above your squinting eyes, shaded by your hand, which it takes for your salute, the bird flaps its gleaming dichotomy of wings and soars higher and prouder. eventually you can no longer hear what it is saying, and you can no longer spot it as a silent speck in the sky, and SLAP this cold wet curdled squirt of cloacamole hits you right at the corner of your mouth, and some of it goes inside there and the adjacent nostril

>>507616593 (OP)
It is almost dramatic how those birds took flight.

i like wolves cause they leave us the fuck alone and they want to be left alone, just like me

also fuckin wolves man they look great

>>507616593 (OP)
Now post elephants fucking up hippos

>>507616593 (OP)
Given that this elephant is not in musth, i think he is intellectually upset with this rino.

>>507616593 (OP)
>actively avoids involving the child
based elephants
for me its beavers

who could forget the goatest of all time
one of man's oldest and oddest companions
what's with those froggy eyes?? why do they eat things nobody else eats?
amazin

>>507616593 (OP)
Probably mosquitos, since I hate humans.

request submitted: goats rekting pajeets

>>507616593 (OP)

I vote for us to have an animal thread up at all times.
Great way to escape the constant spamming of pissrael threads and pathetic attempts to recruit fodder for the sandbox grind.
I'm tired of them and just want a break away from it and an animal thread would be ideal!

>>507616593 (OP)
Porky pine
I saw one yesterday. My favorite animal now(besides cats)

>>507617519
As long as the bear is well fed, fixed and you're not a dick to it. You're in for a good time.

>>507649540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-2my98H970

>>507616593 (OP)
I love cute animals like squirrels, Hedgehogs, Chipmunks, dwarf hamsters etc

>>507650302
GAAAAYYY

i know /pol/'s least favorite animal

>>507616593 (OP)
https://youtu.be/311tHNMwf88?si=n3IPfumb9-_-Fx0J

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SLOTHS!!!
SLOTHS!!!
DON'T CALL US SLOW DON'T CALL US SLLOOWWWWWAAAHHH
KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND RIDE THEIR CORPSES LIKE A CAROUSEL
PUT YOUR [redacted] INSIDE OUR [redacted] AND KILL YOU IF YOU EVER TELL
SLOTHS!!!

>>507620697
Supposedly Sami (or Sampi?) tribe in Russia/Finland/Etc use muscaria to herd reindeer, because reindeer like the mushroom so much. If you dump a bag of mushroom and call them they will come, they respond to the call because of mushroom bait. As reindeer are mammals it's safe to assume they trip balls.

>>507618709
How'd that cat get so big? How is this not national news? Someone needs to get the military involved!

>>507616593 (OP)
I like foxes
>pic related is my phone background

>>507619630
Nice marmot.

>>507621084
Vandalism is NOT cool.

>>507617339
Did it have catnip before or after that encounter?

>>507622117
elephants is hard job

>>507618340
Yeah the elephant just wants to drink, but has to deal with this.
I guess this shows relative intelligence of the two beasts.

>>507616593 (OP)
Harpy eagle

>>507636292
>Always remember to gently massage your Garloid before de-snaking it.

>>507616593 (OP)
>This is political, I'll explain later.
No you won't.

>>507616593 (OP)
Dolphins, honey badgers, and meerkats, with a shout out to orcas and crows.
Goddamn it. Does anyone have the WorldWar Crow screencap? Phone fagging and can’t find it.

>>507616593 (OP)
I like elephants, i also like cats and dogs and all the big cats and exotic ones like lynx and snow leopards and jaguar

>>507647632
That one did not appear to have ill intent.
It could have easily caught the fellow if it wanted.
Poor bear.

>>507646828
Those are cute too

>>507648142
man americans are as fucking stupid as they come

>>507649321
Then... shouldn't you love humans instead?
As they kill far more humans than mosquitoes do, by a wide margin.

>>507654075
You like the animal or the poop?
OP asked about fave animal. Not fave animal feces.

>>507654690
borrowing the flag doesn't make either one of you american

>>507627853
He deserves a candy bar for that.

>>507654899
My apologies.
my favorite animal is your mom. And twelfth favorite poop.

>>507616593 (OP)
Because of GOP elephant?
Come on!

It seems like bears are the rightful winner very good taste /pol/ frens

>>507654949
ok retard

>>507621200
As long as they're not in musth they're probably cool.

>>507620222
Checked
A lot of the animals in this thread are illegal to own without a permit or a connection to someone in power in some countries and or states. Is that political enough? I don't know. I've only been here since 2007.

>>507655704
is it really ok pajeet?
i really really need it to be ok,
pajeet.