Do you carry a blade?

My cock is huge does and is hard as diamonds
I use my enormous balls as fists, I have two dicks and I can dead lift over 40 million lbs.

>>507618372 (OP)
I'm American
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>>507618372 (OP)
no, but in an emergency I can puncture my phone's battery and use it as a incindary device

>>507618579
Nice. Can we see at least one of your mighty cocks? Asking for a friend, of course.

>>507618372 (OP)
I carry a gun

use case?

SIR YOU CAN'T JUST CARRY A BLADE

>>507618372 (OP)
i don't live in helsinki so i don't really see the need to

>>507618372 (OP)
T. Noguncucks

>>507618372 (OP)
Lol. No. I carry your sins, that's more than enough.

>>507618372 (OP)
so a german nazi is carrying that to attack someone frank your the enemy

>>507618372 (OP)
Yeah I keep a multi tool in the car in case I need to access a fuse box

BITCH I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE WHEN YOU WERE JUST A TWINKLE IN YOU'RE MOTHER'S BURQUA

>>507618372 (OP)
That blade has no handguard.
Your hand is going to slip forward due to the blood when you stab someone and you're gonna cut yourself.

Something more effective.
10w No IR filtered beam of perma blindness
Can stab what they don't see.

>>507618372 (OP)
no, I carry a magic wand

I carry a knife and gas pepper. My gun never leaves the house.

>>507619274
Where do you get one

>>507618372 (OP)
I have a car.

>>507619382
you make it, 10 watts isn't much power

>>507618372 (OP)
Of course. Never know when you have to kill a brown.

yeah

>>507619382
Custom ordered straight from PLA nerd labs. They don't even have a website anymore.

>>507618372 (OP)
Nah, I'm not a dex fag

>>507619562
>>507619577
Don't have much experience with electric stuff, any useful links or advice? Please bros

>>507618372 (OP)
Yes I always carry a Swiss knife with me. NN any bigger majher.

>>507618372 (OP)
I do, but pepper spray is the most useful EDC tool. You can use it to blast pit bulls and niggers in the face if they get uppity at you without having to worry about stray bullets.

You can't run up on a monkey threatening you and stab him or you'll go to prison. You can't shoot him either. You have to gas him/her when it charges at you.

In the case of a pit bull attack, you should shove your arm down its throat when it tries to eat you. You have to square up to it and know how to punch. Ideally you should do this with a knife. You can kill large predators like wild cats and wolves like this.

But really, orcs (niggers/pitties) are cowards, and you can even scare them away by shouting at them. You can gas them with capsaicin if they ooga at you.

I know that Europeans aren't supposed to carry pepper spray or knives, but it's still gay if they don't.

>>507618372 (OP)
I carry pic related for utility and a gun for safety.

>>507619812
Non violent solutions are best overall, no need for a legal defense when you just incapacitate someone and make your exit

>>507619738
Yeah sorry bro, fraid not, I just know how to push buttons. Plus I'm too busy working on my psy abilities.

>>507619912
I made a butterfly multitool for myself once, but it was too heavy to every day carry. They are indestructible, I like them very much.

>>507618372 (OP)
A blade anon?
Like a vampire hunter?

>>507618372 (OP)
yes and sometimes two. i have knives all over the house. and bats. and mace.

>>507619247
just hold your thumb over the other edge

No. I carried a pocket knife for utility use years ago but I carry nothing now. I have a wallet and a phone

>>507620256
Based

>>507619562
>10 watts isn't much power

Man the heckerino it isnt, my beam can start fires inside cars on a fully charged battery.

>>507620078
That is correct. In any personal self-defense scenario, the optimal strategy is to exit immediately. For that, it is useful to have some interpersonal skills and to de-escalate, to offer the other party an opportunity to back out of the confrontation while "saving face" or preserving honor" or "holding frame" or whatever you may call it.

That's the ideal. Not everyone is so lucky.

Pepper spray is useful because you can blast them without risking fatal injury to anyone. You can't see and it's very hard to breathe after getting pepper sprayed. It's an effective placeholder for impromptu street negotiation.

Tyquondrius may agree to not stab you if you appeal to his self-interest, and he may also refrain from stabbing you if you gas him with hot pepper until he is puking snot for a hot minute.

>>507619308
You lie.

Why not fixed? It's more reliable

>>507619912
Have you ever shot a nut off? Do you ever worry about shooting your nut off accidentally?

My knife literally broke last weekend and I'm sad so fuck you for making this thread.

>>507618372 (OP)
I'm neither a nigger nor poor enough to have to live among niggers, so no. Enjoy the prison food.

>>507620322
Based. Also checked.

>>507621867
No and if you are worried about your gun going off you should be more concerned about the people around you.

FUCK bros I'm so sad.

>>507619769
>I always carry a Swiss knife
Useless boyscout shit plus picking the blade out with a finger nail is slow and annoying.
How many times have you needed the cork screw, awl and can opener?
Pic related is best pocket knife. Flicks open quickly and has tools you'll actually need (blade, bottle opener and screw drivers)

>>507622009
you should buy two knives, and some pepper spray

>>507618372 (OP)
I carry a Glock 48

FAFO

>>507618372 (OP)
Wouldn't you like to know, palantir dataining bot-kike?

>>507622336
I think I'm just gonna invest in a gun anon. My Esee blades are still good but I loved my chinkshit flipper.

It's time to grow up and get a gun..