>I'm not enlisting
Relax they don't want pudgy couch potatoes

>>507623760 (OP)
i look like this

>>507623760 (OP)
They're going to be so sad when there is a draft and nobody asks them, just like gym class.

>>507623760 (OP)
Good

>>507623760 (OP)
Sweet. Draftproof body types win again.

>>507623760 (OP)
little bit more body hair

>>507624215
Nah. Bring back fragging your COs. Lmao

>>507624215
But I'm a redpilled Rhesus positive unvaxxed pureblood sigma high value male who practices seed retention at my peak SMV (age 34)??? Surely they'll be DESPERATE for me to join their team??

>>507623760 (OP)
sure they do. drone operators win wars now. gamers have been getting drone training their whole lives.

cool

>>507623760 (OP)
I suck good dick

>>507623760 (OP)
Good. Draft the american jews to fight their war themselves.
Why does it never happen?

>>507623760 (OP)
You wish. After a year on the front you gonna be slim like a straw.

>>507623760 (OP)
Your shaming tactics dont work here sgt shartinez.

>>507624550
uhhh zased?

>>507623760 (OP)
gendo why have been eating so much beware of the quarter pounder it has vengeance

>>507623760 (OP)
Tap tap

>>507623760 (OP)
>I-I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
Jews are the most effeminate race and this is proof, literally acting like an angry ex girlfriend because we left them, lmfao.

>>507623760 (OP)
You will never be a man.

>>507623760 (OP)
they do tho

Ukraine is mobilising cripples and 60 year olds.

>>507625316
>THEY WANT ME BACK.... I KNOW THEY DO!!! THEY'LL COME CRAWLING ANY DAY NOW!!!
Who's the angry ex gf again?

>>507623760 (OP)
I looked like this. I've lost 110lbs in 7 months. Down to a healthy 145lbs with muscle. I did cheat with roids and test though (which every man should do anyway).

>>507625411
you kikes really are women
he nailed you

>>507625405
The Ucraine is fighting for it's life

>>507623760 (OP)
I'm skinny but not particularly strong. If they try to draft me I'll just call someone a nigger or play the autism card and pretend it's tard autism instead of sperg autism or something.

>>507625482
>consoling each other like scorned women
kek

>>507623760 (OP)
lol sour grapes

>>507625449
155lbs*

Still not dying for jews.

>>507623760 (OP)
>We can turn you into a WAR MACHINE

>>507623760 (OP)
>Okay okay okay, fine, we DO want a draft but we're not drafting YOU so just chill out and let us draft people, k?

>>507625316
It's not some three day old phenomenon that the military doesn't take old (30+) doughy fat boys. They have never wanted you.

>>507623760 (OP)

It happens Anon lol

Unlike spoiled faggots / Jews / Niggerjews / Government "people" / NPCs / and spoiled Roasties... a lot of real men are juggling a lot so get worn out and runned down

Straight White Non Jews start to shape up and bulk up more at an older age... so it further proves that Straight White Non Jews need to separate from mutually unbeneficial (((rat races))), missed mating seasons, and wasted time

>>507623760 (OP)
Good, because I'm not enlisting.

At this point they'll take anyone they can. XD
Even wheelchair faggots and 90yo have a good chance at becoming ZOGbots.

Why are leftoids such warhawks now? Is it because they're just contrarian assholes and faggots?

>>507623760 (OP)
namaste, maga has lost catturd and tucker carlson in one day

>>507623760 (OP)
I look like this and say this.

>>507623760 (OP)
We need minesweepers. The out of shape can be used for this.

I guarantee I can outlift OP on any gym equipment right now today

Try me pussy oh that’s right you won’t you’re always too scared and full of shit unless it’s crap talk online only


Pussy

>>507623760 (OP)
That's actually great news.

>>507625918
those are not leftist, its indians you can tell by how tone deaf they are

you dont get to serve israel! you're unworthy

>>507624550
no refunds

>>507625411
>NO U!!! N-NO U!!!!! NO U NO U NO UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no "want back", kikes still rely on us for money, arms, intel and everything their little shithole is capable of.

>>507623760 (OP)
K keep me posted

>>507625777
>WE DEFINITELY DON'T NEED YOU!!!! DEFINITELY!!!! DON'T NEED YOU!!!! DON'T NEED!!!!! DEFINITELY!!!!!
Maybe if you insist more it will become reality.

>>507623760 (OP)
>shill vermin are how doing the whole sour grapes routine
hahahahaha


and I will drag you cunts,bit what's most likely going to happen is I sit in a cell for two years,get released after the war and sue the kike courts for all their worth


oh should I mention that kikes are already hated now? imagine after this catastrophic war that everyone knows what was the root cause
NUREMBERG TRAILS FOR JEWS BY 2040

>>507624215
Yeah I’m gonna be devastated when I’m not selected to bleed out in the desert in a third-world shithole on the other side of the globe

>>507624352
#draftproof
Get fucked zogbots
Go play in the sandbox
I'll be here sitting around, farten and stuff

>>507626279
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE FOR ISRAEL HAHA GET DRAFTED DIE FOR ISRAEL but not me i just won't be included or something despite being a 6'5 alphagigahulk descended from thor himself
Maybe if you insist more it will become reality.

>>507625574
ZOG is too.

>>507626306
what are you trying to say retard?

>>507623760 (OP)
I could wreak havoc on you with no legs or dick while weighing 200 lbs. Thats really fat for someone who's only half a body btw.

>>507626784
How much did your penis weigh?

>>507626420
>>YOU'RE GONNA DIE FOR ISRAEL HAHA GET DRAFTED DIE FOR ISRAEL
Not what I said, you're hallucinating, nigger.
>but not me i just won't be included or something despite being a 6'5 alphagigahulk descended from thor himself
Not what I said, you're hallucinating, faggot.
>Maybe if you insist more it will become reality.
>"N-NO U!!!!!!"
LOL, kike.

>>507627043
>Not what I said
You've been saying it for 20 years.

>>507623760 (OP)
they will draft the blue collar workers, and then us neets and chuds will take their cozy 40/hr jobs changing tires or whatever

>>507623760 (OP)
So all a zoomer has to do to not get drafted is gain 40lbs

>>507627437
the easiest way is make a doc appt and say you have anxiety or depression, they dont draft you if eithers on your medical record

>>507623969
Hahaha, fat loser!

>>507623760 (OP)
jews here definitely aren't signing up, lol

>>507623969
Me too but I have a 9 inch cock

>>507623760 (OP)
I think zoomers and alpha are going to get fatter the closer we are to a draft

>>507628160
MIne is probably bigger.

>>507625758
Kek underrated and absolutely true

>>507623760 (OP)
They'll just run you until you puke and then they will do it again and again until you're ready to die for the financial interests of people that detest you.

do you even need to be fit to serve in army anymore?
its all about drones
in fact gamers are probably more useful as soldiers since they can pilot drones better

>>507623760 (OP)
True. Israel needs modern Americans to support them in their war against Iran.

>>507623760 (OP)
They also don't want anyone under 18, so that's half the posters here off the hook, for now.
They also won't draft anyone over 35, so that's another 20% of posters (notice proliferation of retarded boomer memes) off the hook.

In honor of the upcoming military draft in the USA, can we get this memeflag added?

>>507623760 (OP)
Oh yeah?
Pudgy couch potatoes can be fixed.
That's what Boot Camp is for.

>>507623760 (OP)
>this is the best ZOG could come up with as their new white feather campaign

>>507627906
Hey, I wouldnt be laughing so hard if I were you. You're looking a little thick yourself.

>>507626179
>THEY WANT ME SO BAD... BUT I DON'T WANT THEM
Political MGTOWcel lmao

>>507623760 (OP)
cadfag flag defending israel? Why??

>>507632324
Who's asking who to fight their wars?

>>507623760 (OP)
I'm fatter than that but my dick reaches past my belly button. Will I be still be drafted to pound Hijab puss?

>>507623969
same

>>507626583
if you can't read drunk you don't deserve to speak to me, peasant trash

>>507623760 (OP)
Works for me.

>>507633630
oh yeah faggot nigger? well if you cant sing 99 luftballons with a mouf full o this here cock then you don't desrve to get to lick my asshole so you better ghit ya faggot ass fag tongue the fuck out my shitter little nigger bitch b4 i fuck ya ass way deep motherfucker

>>507633870
OI,whacha goin on abut ya git? idda gidva a propah crumpen