Breaking news: Greta lost her virginity and has a boyfriend.
>Climate activist-turned Gaza protestor Greta Thunberg has struck up a close friendship with a young photographer who has become her constant companion on some of her recent demonstrations.
>Long-haired Chris Kebbon, 22, rushed forward to give Greta a lingering hug when she arrived bedraggled at Stockholm Airport on Tuesday after being arrested and deported by the Israeli authorities.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14780967/Greta-Thunberg-love-long-haired-former-public-schoolboy.html
The downs babies produced by this union will be more successful than anyone posting on 4chan.
>>507623795 (OP)She done fucked a goofy looking tranny.
Gretta fag BTFO
>>507623795 (OP)Does she have no self respect she could do way better
that poor sap was friendzoned the moment greta met that sandwich
>>507623795 (OP)i heard she couldnt stop farting DURING
>>507623795 (OP)She chose a reflection of her soul and her soul is a hippie.
>>507623795 (OP)>extremely large nose>rib cage bruises from being ridden anally by a much bigger, stronger male>photographerYeah, she has a new handler.
>>507623795 (OP)>>507624106Obvious mossad agent, Greta is compromised.
>>507624260This nigger is really jealous of a retard room romance. Only on 4chan.
>>507623795 (OP)Probably her glownigger tard wranger.
>>507624416He was the one who took this pic, but he didn't go on the final mission.
>>507624024That guy is a chad, I have the same physique
>>507623795 (OP)Good looksmatch, very wholesome.
funny how all these climate protestors have 'jobs' like photographer and such
another life long consumer that contributes nothing, waste of resources. it would be better for the climate if these types delete themselves
>>507623795 (OP)Lmao he looks like a rat
I don't get /pol/'s new obsession with this bitch. I thought it was just a bit of memeing cause the flotilla but the constant barrage of threads about this ugly bitch makes me think there is a group or perhaps single autist who actually is obsessed with her. Get some standards and good taste fags
>>507623795 (OP)glad for them, i'm happy whenever a white man and a white woman find love
i don't support any relations for anyone if it involves nonwhites (especially kikes) at all
>>507623795 (OP)Ultra scrawny = gigantic cock.
>>507623795 (OP)She lost her virginty to the 19 shaytet 13 guys when they got off the boat.
She's probably pregnant now and has to cover the fact she is carrying another israeli solider inside her womb
Fun fact: liberal women are all born without hymens.
>>507626116i knew someone with this exact phenotype
>>507626276Lmao never change jew bro. For as much as people hate you guys you're nothing if not funny
>>507623795 (OP)I bet if he puts his ring on her finger, she will disappear.
>>507623795 (OP)Shes got that look like, "yeah im hitting that." Good for her. Hes way out of her league.
>>507626276Nonsense, Dutch wombs are reserved only for African and Arab seed.
What about her anal virginity?
>>507623795 (OP)I can smell the disabilities
>>507626662Gross wtf is that a giant drowned rat?
>>507624374FUCK, welp, guess I'm to kys myself, I just can't go on knowing this now, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!
Not missing a moment of Hot Greta Summer 2025
>>507625618ngl, based on that picture alone, would
she should really go full art hoe. she made the first step with those bangs after all
>>507625618Should have led the mission himself.
I bet she makes some bodacious autistic noises in bed. Like he'll be fucking her and suddenly she'll scream "BLEEEEEEUGH" in his ear.
>>507623795 (OP)I'm pretty sure Greta lost her virginity a long time ago. You don't become a turbo-leftist unless you're molested as a kid.
>>507623795 (OP)what kind of phenotype is that?
When pol finds out greta took BBC the seethe will be greater than any day before
>>507623795 (OP)He looks like an elf from lord of the rings
>>507623795 (OP)So happy for the little warrior potato, maybe he can fuck some sense into her.
>>507623795 (OP)who would want that with rothschilds great granddaughter?
>>507628105Having met the Rothschikds i can tell you their daughters look much better than that.
>>507623795 (OP)At least he's not a nigger
>>507623795 (OP)There's another shot from when she was doing this where you can see her pubes sticking out of her shorts down her inner thighs. Full bush confirmed. Can any kindly anon find the pic?
>>507627117Reminds me if italy like a costant vacation.
>>507628070Smeagle before becoming Golum
>>507623795 (OP)He looks more autistic than her
>>507627535She is a really nice girtl a shame of someone would steal her,
>>507623795 (OP)>Greta Lost Her VirginityThat little dysgenic gremlin is fucking like a rock star. The list of the top 1% of people who get laid the most will have Greta Thunberg on it.
>>507624106He seems gay, his mannerisms is all unmasculine.
>>507628605Like smeagol. He just lost the ring and it is hidden in the deep seas.
>>507623795 (OP)He looks like weird Legolas
Lucky bastard gets to see this but for real
>>507623795 (OP)can she even consent, asking for a friend
>>507629101these deepfakes will be treated like CP soon
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>>507623795 (OP)you cropped out the best part of the picture you fucking moron
He's smart to use that kino flowing hair to land a honey while he still has it.
>>507628229she is illegitimate but still a rothschild
>>507629239Sheeit, I'll take it down
>>507623795 (OP)I wonder if the combo would make a somewhat normal looking kid. Maybe his oversized features would counterbalance her potato look.
>>507630498kek my bad
I meant probably. They're passing bills n shit
>>507629976Future rulers family of Sweden
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>>507628377CHECKED. Can an anon please share the bush pic? I’ve been trying to find it again for days with no result. That one isn’t it. You can see full giant bush poking out of both sides of her bikini bottom
>>507625618Look at those legs, I wish I could slide my hand up her shorts
>>507623795 (OP)Female and male Golem-looking creatures
>>507624106imagine if today with his wet hair was the first time she saw his huge ass ears
>>507626265Kinda looks like one of my childhood friends. He had a big cock.
>>507623795 (OP)did s/he do the anal with greta? i would do the anal with greta.
>>507624265Delete this picture of Sidney Sweeney right NAOW!
>>507632489Once a girl has decided she is in love, she will decide it's cute. See: Adam Driver
>>507623795 (OP) I don't think I like where The Last of Us is heading, these casting choices just get worse and worse.
>>507623795 (OP)heightpill strikes again. This guy is super ugly but he is just tall. Literally just be tall theory.
>>507624024yea but not heightmatched
>>507623795 (OP)But she's not even married yet. What a whore.
>>507624106She's so awkward... is this what love on the spectrum is like?
>>507623795 (OP)what is this two legged monstrosity?
>>507626265>thinks cock sizes are predictabletheyre not and I have seen some phenotypes and cocks in my time on this earth
you don’t know that stop being mean
>>507624104We had a guy on our ship that looked very similar to this kid. We called him Wingnut.
>>507634528She's like the awkward small sized magic user that joins your quest in a JRPG.
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>>507623795 (OP)Did he also get raped by Jews in Israel or just Greta?
>>507635945maybe "s"he raped (s)"him"
>>507635945Look at him. He was obviously too weak to defend his waifu. He was forced to watch.
>>507634528>>507635777As someone who is a girl (intersex tranny) and has autism I can say yes. I think I do the same stuff but I'm not even aware of how awkward I look but my dates and my master have pointed it out to me multiple times
>>507623795 (OP)Mtf and ftm troon couple. What a mess. RIP both of them. You can even see "his" zippertits scars.
>>507636877congrats on the brain rot
>>507625618they always put the fucking wrong hand up, whats with these idiots
ITS THE LEFT HAND SYMBOL, left as in leftist
>>507623795 (OP)They call him Tripod Chris because he's a photographer... right?
>>507626982nooo ples mr arab man dont do it
>>507623795 (OP)Why'd they crop the image?
>>507623795 (OP)Dating and relationships in general make me sick. Fuck being a normie.
>>507638038>Dating and relationships in general make me sick. Fuck being a normie.That unironically sounds like something she would say.
>>507636845Please kill yourself and never respond to me again you absolute degenerate.
