REPORT: First suicide pod user strangled after system malfunction

www.business-standard.com/amp/world-news/did-suicide-pod-malfunction-strangulation-marks-raise-alarms-in-swiss-case-124110400800_1.html

Working as intended

>>507635531 (OP)
is this a satanic mockery of medbeds?

>>507635531 (OP)
>wants to die
>dies

I see no problem

>>507635854
I mean, in fairness, the point of the machine is to die in as peaceful and calm of a manner as possible.

I think he's well within his rights to demand a refund.

>>507636044
Too late, they got em

>>507635531 (OP)
Nitrogen gas is inhumane. They should use helium so you can do silly voices.

>>507635786
You're the first one to mention this I have encountered. It fits.
The "med-beds" that were being advertised in previous years looked very much like this.
The expectation has now been inverted, towards death, but it uses a very similar design to the originals.
You're on to something, anon.

Imagine discovering a new kink right before you shuffle off this mortal coil. Take a seat in the afterlife next to David Carradine.

>>507636543
Convenience. It's a med bed right up until the billionaire in the private suite on the floor above yours needs new kidneys and your charts determine you're a match. Then it becomes a suicide pod and, shortly after that, an organ transplant container.

>>507635531 (OP)
>enters suicide pod
>dies
no refunds.

>>507635531 (OP)
>anesthesia
>strangulation
This is the cheapest method so that's likely what they are doing. Anesthesia prevents injuries which destroy the game.

>>507635531 (OP)
Did he press the 'slow and horrible' button?

>>507635531 (OP)
NO REFUNDS

>>507635531 (OP)
He just accidentally selected "slow and horrible."

>pays $27,000 to get murdered

That will get a chuckle out me for a while.

>>507635531 (OP)
why a fucking pod?
at least do something cool like getting tossed into a volcano or out of a plane. pump them full with cocaine meth and pain killers too

>>507635531 (OP)
The suicide pod is such a perfectly post-communist shell. On the outside, it's modern - overcoming God, overcoming the limits and boundaries that held people back ie the 4 olds. But in reality it's just a guy robbing and strangling people. See what happened in Salt Lake. The democrats murked this fashion show faggot and then declared the murderers quite innocent and heroic - for stopping another shooter, except that shooter never shot anything.

>>507635531 (OP)
Why is canada spending money on irradiation rather that renewal. Lol why isn't anyone asking that?

>>507637440
It's all about this idea of captialism-communism, where the community votes God and tradition out, and the human corpse (ie human desire, courtesy, preference, the meaning of a smile, etc) is eclipsed by the supra man.

But again, actually it's just a guy robbing and stranging you.

>>507637410
This guy can get some fag to give him 27k to die, but none of these suicidal niggas will buy me games on steam before they rope.

What's the secret?

>>507637603
Eradication lol*

>>507636902
No. You missed the point anon.
They can already do what you're implying without these pods.

>>507637672
like how cool would it be to have your suicide be ontop of a mayan pyramid and they chop your head off to cheering crowds.

>>507635531 (OP)
So it worked?

>>507637871
a larp shoot out with the "cops" but your gun just fires blanks and theirs are real

>le million dollar killing machine
A breathing mask and a small can of nitrgen cost like $5.

>>507635531 (OP)
is just turbo mode

>>507637410
You can jump off a bridge for free, like that tranny. After he spent all that money on mutilations that is.

>>507635531 (OP)
> Suicide pod

>>507636456
sulfer hexaflouride is more fun

sound like a nigger rapist

>>507636044
>climbs in with hidden c4 vest on timer
>takes the pod jews with him too for the lulz

>Shit, the pod didn't kill the guy
>Quick! Strangle that motherfucker!
>We're not letting go of this 27k per kill business, due to faulty equipment sending it back into testing and a new approval for the next 10 years!

How difficult is it to just open a fucking valve and let in nitrogen gas?
And it's comical to a dystopian level, that Medical sector can kill you for 27 grand legally, but random guy can't shoot you in the head for quarter of the price.
There are people who would kill for the fun of it for free if you asked them to and a shotgun blast to the face is infinitely more lethal than this pod shit.

>>507636044
>I think he's well within his rights to demand a refund.
Best I can do is a voucher for a second run

>>507640271
>comical to a dystopian level, that Medical sector can kill you for 27 grand legally, but random guy can't shoot you in the head for quarter of the price.

just fucking high-score a faggot nightclub, at least theyll have some achievement behind their name before the swatters show up

Did anyone read the article. shit is terrifying, it says that the woman started having muscle spasms and after 6 minutes she hit the "emergency exit" button inside the pod while she was halfway brain dead. Then they opened up the pod and strangled her to finish the half baked process the pod didn't complete. Holy shit talk about a nightmare fuel...

>>507635531 (OP)
Maybe they should have tested it first

>>507640599
As scary as that would be for somebody who wants to live, I cannot feel empathy for the suicide customer.

We have had suicide machines for hundreds of years

>>507635531 (OP)
Congress's failure to shut town Swiss embassy and de-recognize that bandito "government", a government being a social contract to the mutual defense of live liberty and property, having an embassy with banditos is inconsistent with members of congress claiming to be Americans and hold self evident that life is and unalienable divine intent of God over his creation, and institutional suicide is murder. And so congress failure needs their arrest for treason and aiding and abetting bandito murders in a foreign country.

Imagine thinking government funded science cobbled together by diversity hires can kill you better than a gun. Anyone who actually uses these things deserves to die slowly and painfully for not just roping themself.

>>507639773
The only way that could be funnier is if he survived.

>>507637603
Well, our government has been controlled by the chinks for like 30 years now. They bring in as much fentanyl as they want, set up their own police stations, run humiliation psyops whenever they want (Huawei logos plastered all over NHL hockey rinks after they stole the tech from Nortel, Every Child Matters, muh climate change wildfires, etc.)
I think they're ultimately behind cramming all the pajeets in here. Full sapport BRICS slaves. Wanna see how many of them get crammed in here after we lose WW3 because we spent all our money on manpons and that faggot Zelensky?

>>507635531 (OP)
no refunds

>>507635531 (OP)
How is it not homicide?